NcDeuce
10-13-2003, 06:03 PM
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Wow, Horatio Sanz looks quite like the man, doesn't he!
Tina Fey: Last week, CIA agents, working in conjunction with Pakistani police, captured Al Quada Operations Chief Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.
Jimmy Fallon: Here now, with a Weekend Update exclusive.. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed!
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Thanks for having me!
Tina Fey: Okay. So, as Al-Quada's Operations Officer, are you the key to finding Osama bin Laden?
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: That's a good question. But, first, there's something mroe important I'd like to address. [ holds up press photo of himself, in all his squallid glamour ] Is this the best picture you could find of me? Come on, man, look at this! You don't drag someone out of bed at four in the morning and take their picture, dude! This is ridiculous!
Jimmy Fallon: You know, you haven't.. you haven't really answered the question..
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Yeah, look at this! I look like ron Jeremy in a pillowcase, man! Aw, seriously, bro! I look like the "Time to make the donuts" guy! You know, of Dunkin Donuts?
Tina Fey: [ joining in the fun ] You look like a reject from "My Big Fat Greek Weding"!
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: [ pleased with the comment ] Ohhhh, topical! Yeah, that's a good one, Tina Fey! Yes, I am one hairy dude, man. Yes. I make Robin Williams look like Bull from "Night Court"!
Jimmy Fallon: [ confused ] Bull from "Night Court"?
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Yeah! You know, the big bald one, man!
Jimmy Fallon: Yeah, I know, I got the joke! What's going on with the, uh.. t-shirt collar there? What, is he trying to bring back the scoop-neck t-shirt?
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Aw, give me a break, bro.. be cool. Those are my jammies, man! I like to get comfy, you know, in my bed. Aw, man.. I look like a Mario Brother had *** with a Brillo Pad, man! Come on!
Tina Fey: Yeah, I gotta agree with you there. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, everybody!
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Not cool, man!
Wow, Horatio Sanz looks quite like the man, doesn't he!
Tina Fey: Last week, CIA agents, working in conjunction with Pakistani police, captured Al Quada Operations Chief Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.
Jimmy Fallon: Here now, with a Weekend Update exclusive.. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed!
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Thanks for having me!
Tina Fey: Okay. So, as Al-Quada's Operations Officer, are you the key to finding Osama bin Laden?
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: That's a good question. But, first, there's something mroe important I'd like to address. [ holds up press photo of himself, in all his squallid glamour ] Is this the best picture you could find of me? Come on, man, look at this! You don't drag someone out of bed at four in the morning and take their picture, dude! This is ridiculous!
Jimmy Fallon: You know, you haven't.. you haven't really answered the question..
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Yeah, look at this! I look like ron Jeremy in a pillowcase, man! Aw, seriously, bro! I look like the "Time to make the donuts" guy! You know, of Dunkin Donuts?
Tina Fey: [ joining in the fun ] You look like a reject from "My Big Fat Greek Weding"!
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: [ pleased with the comment ] Ohhhh, topical! Yeah, that's a good one, Tina Fey! Yes, I am one hairy dude, man. Yes. I make Robin Williams look like Bull from "Night Court"!
Jimmy Fallon: [ confused ] Bull from "Night Court"?
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Yeah! You know, the big bald one, man!
Jimmy Fallon: Yeah, I know, I got the joke! What's going on with the, uh.. t-shirt collar there? What, is he trying to bring back the scoop-neck t-shirt?
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Aw, give me a break, bro.. be cool. Those are my jammies, man! I like to get comfy, you know, in my bed. Aw, man.. I look like a Mario Brother had *** with a Brillo Pad, man! Come on!
Tina Fey: Yeah, I gotta agree with you there. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, everybody!
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Not cool, man!