Aussie Trouser Snake

[to free the oppressed]

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.

The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and said. " In the U.S Marine Corps we were taught to wash our hands after a leak".

The rather large Aussie Sergeant replied, " In the Australian Army mate, we were taught not to piss on our hands...!"

[Seoulstriker]

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.

The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and said. " In the U.S Marine Corps we were taught to wash our hands after a leak".

The rather large Aussie Sergeant replied, " In the Australian Army mate, we were taught not to piss on our hands...!"

for those who don't know, more bacteria is transferred to your body when you wash your hands in a sink than when you are touching your own wank.

[California Joe]

Damn. *wondering how I've managed to live this long*

[USMarine3521]

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.

The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and said. " In the U.S Marine Corps we were taught to wash our hands after a leak".

The rather large Aussie Sergeant replied, " In the Australian Army mate, we were taught not to piss on our hands...!"

thats such an over used joke i originally heard this one except it was navy/Marines. pretty funny the first time though

[Seoulstriker]

Damn. *wondering how I've managed to live this long*


it's a social quirk that people feel they need to wash their hands after draining the lizard. Ethnomethodologists love to test this theory by not washing their hands before eating, etc.


Edit: damn, i couldn't follow CJ on this one. ;)

[Seraphim]

Well thats why you use a tissue to turn off the water and open the door.

[Nawlins]

Or you just quit being a wuss.

[Seraphim]

Or you just quit being a wuss.

Wuss as in being a dirty slob?

After SARS in Toronto, they noticed that more people at the airports washed their hands. It was some study and they said people in the States dont wash their hands as often.

[Nawlins]

Haha... hey, I was just kidding, but I think people do tend to be a bit over cautious about germs (in normal situations, not when you're talking about a SARS outbreak).

Are you calling Americans dirty slobs? Cause I can't think of many countries where it's the norm to take a bath every day.

[Herrmannek]

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.

The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and said. " In the U.S Marine Corps we were taught to wash our hands after a leak".

The rather large Aussie Sergeant replied, " In the Australian Army mate, we were taught not to piss on our hands...!"

for those who don't know, more bacteria is transferred to your body when you wash your hands in a sink than when you are touching your own wank.

The same things goes for kitchen table and ?toilet board?

[Seoulstriker]

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.

The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and said. " In the U.S Marine Corps we were taught to wash our hands after a leak".

The rather large Aussie Sergeant replied, " In the Australian Army mate, we were taught not to piss on our hands...!"

for those who don't know, more bacteria is transferred to your body when you wash your hands in a sink than when you are touching your own wank.

The same things goes for kitchen table and ?toilet board?


the first thing you touch after going taking a leak is the flusher (gross), then after that, you are going to touch the faucets in the sink where everyone else has touched (gross). you 'wash' your hands only to turn off the water by touching the faucets again.

not very sanitary, eh?

[Herrmannek]

Don't know if you misunderstood me so examples to be sure:
Kitchen table
http://sybilsden.com/imgbear/s1.jpg

has ussualy more bacteries

than toilet board

http://www.compleatgamester.com/pages/games/cribbage/crib2431.JPG

b/c on kitchen table ussualy are food left-overs wich are great for bacteries and your ass epidermis left-overs wich you left on toilet board are not so good.

Disclaimer- Washing hands after big game is still advised :)

[Seraphim]

Haha... hey, I was just kidding, but I think people do tend to be a bit over cautious about germs (in normal situations, not when you're talking about a SARS outbreak).

Are you calling Americans dirty slobs? Cause I can't think of many countries where it's the norm to take a bath every day.

True, Americans are more clean than other countries.
For example in Germany, play soccer for a few hours...they dont even shower after. They shower like twice a week or something

Seoulstriker

Thats why you use your foot to flush the toilet :lol:
If you ever had a job in fine cusine or public health they'll show you all the proper ways to wash your hands.

[Seoulstriker]

Haha... hey, I was just kidding, but I think people do tend to be a bit over cautious about germs (in normal situations, not when you're talking about a SARS outbreak).

Are you calling Americans dirty slobs? Cause I can't think of many countries where it's the norm to take a bath every day.

True, Americans are more clean than other countries.
For example in Germany, play soccer for a few hours...they dont even shower after. They shower like twice a week or something

Seoulstriker

Thats why you use your foot to flush the toilet :lol:
If you ever had a job in fine cusine or public health they'll show you all the proper ways to wash your hands.


hey, hospital settings require constant hand-washing... however, touching my wank in my home does not require me to wash.

[Seraphim]

hey, hospital settings require constant hand-washing... however, touching my wank in my home does not require me to wash.

Because if that was the case, you be washing your hands all day and night. p-)

[Herrmannek]

hey, hospital settings require constant hand-washing... however, touching my wank in my home does not require me to wash.

Because if that was the case, you be washing your hands all day and night. p-)

rofl

[Seoulstriker]

hey, hospital settings require constant hand-washing... however, touching my wank in my home does not require me to wash.

Because if that was the case, you be washing your hands all day and night. p-)

rofl

:hug:

[Herrmannek]

http://www.nmsu.edu/~safety/images/signs/sign_be-safe-wash-hand-residue1a-lg.gif

[Nawlins]

Residue... gross...

[Herrmannek]

Residue... gross...

:) This is from chem. lab. ;)

[Seoulstriker]

Residue... gross...

:) This is from chem. lab. ;)


hehehehe... suuuuure. ;)

:hug:

[zonk]

its a revival