Fart Machines = Fun

[Sierra]

Me and my friend biyght a fart machine and went to WallMart, Barnes and Noble, and Toys'R'Us to use it and man those things are fun. Definately not a waste of money :)

[Fee Fi Fo Fum]

errrr ok thankyou... at least i wont die sad with that information

[Auzzzie]

Yes, that sounds... fun.
What is a fart machine? :|

[bloddyaxe]

http://ww2photo.mimerswell.com/vapen/us/mg/04032.jpg
Fartmachine? didn't kow you could buy these at a walllmart

[Fee Fi Fo Fum]

http://ww2photo.mimerswell.com/vapen/us/mg/04032.jpg
Fartmachine? didn't kow you could buy these at a walllmart

Military police slaves?

[usa320]

I used to have an infra-red one back in highschool. You would put it in the doorway and when someone walked in they would rip one. I pranked alot of teachers with that great tool... as a matter of fact, i think im gonna buy a new one for work.

[Sir Zach of R.]

I used to have an infra-red one back in highschool. You would put it in the doorway and when someone walked in they would rip one. I pranked alot of teachers with that great tool... as a matter of fact, i think im gonna buy a new one for work.

That ain't funny dude. :(

[Wilco]

I used to have an infra-red one back in highschool. You would put it in the doorway and when someone walked in they would rip one. I pranked alot of teachers with that great tool... as a matter of fact, i think im gonna buy a new one for work.

That ain't funny dude. :(

Yes it is.

[Sierra]

I used to have an infra-red one back in highschool. You would put it in the doorway and when someone walked in they would rip one. I pranked alot of teachers with that great tool... as a matter of fact, i think im gonna buy a new one for work.

That ain't funny dude. :(Yes it is.

[usm2b]

I used to have an infra-red one back in highschool. You would put it in the doorway and when someone walked in they would rip one. I pranked alot of teachers with that great tool... as a matter of fact, i think im gonna buy a new one for work.

That ain't funny dude. :(Yes it is.

Yeah until all the kids make fun of you..... :( , now I always check for fart booby traps.


where does one get a hold of one of these? p-)

[usa320]

We have a store in our malls here called Spencers, not sure if the store is anywhere else, but they sell all prank tools and gag gifts, im pretty sure thats where i bought my old fart machine, which sadely broke a few yers ago.

they are fun. So long as your not on the recieving end of one.

[Hullebullen]

Damn, I have to get me one of those... :lol:

[Viktorin]

There's a Spencers in Mall of America as well. They sell fake sex toy pranks and the lot kinds of stuff there. Kind of funny, but I don't like the store too much.

[usa320]

I love that store. If i go to the mall, its usually the first store i go into.

[Haiw]

There's a Spencers in Mall of America as well. They sell fake sex toy pranks and the lot kinds of stuff there. Kind of funny, but I don't like the store too much.
I heard they even sell vibrators... ;)

[Viktorin]

There's a Spencers in Mall of America as well. They sell fake sex toy pranks and the lot kinds of stuff there. Kind of funny, but I don't like the store too much.
I heard they even sell vibrators...



lol, they do. rofl

[usa320]

the one in my mall doesnt sell sex toys... Mostly they just sell stoner paraphanalia, Stuff like Lava lamps, goofy T-shirts ect...i think they sell blow up dolls as well... lots of fart gifts. They have fart machines of several varieties, fart smell in a can, fake dog **** and vomit...list goes on and on.


we have a store dedicated to sex toys, lengire, porn, filth, smut, ect... called pleasureland or something like that... i cant recall ever going in there though.

[Viktorin]

the one in my mall doesnt sell sex toys... Mostly they just sell stoner paraphanalia, Stuff like Lava lamps, goofy T-shirts ect...i think they sell blow up dolls as well... lots of fart gifts. They have fart machines of several varieties, fart smell in a can, fake dog **** and vomit...list goes on and on.


we have a store dedicated to sex toys, lengire, porn, filth, smut, ect... called pleasureland or something like that... i cant recall ever going in there though.

The Spencers here has everything you said, but is orientated more towards a **** load of sex toys and gags and fakes and stuff. There's even some "strap ons" :|

[Initiative]

Do you live in Minnesota Viktorin?

[Vance]

the one in my mall doesnt sell sex toys... Mostly they just sell stoner paraphanalia, Stuff like Lava lamps, goofy T-shirts ect...i think they sell blow up dolls as well... lots of fart gifts. They have fart machines of several varieties, fart smell in a can, fake dog **** and vomit...list goes on and on.


we have a store dedicated to sex toys, lengire, porn, filth, smut, ect... called pleasureland or something like that... i cant recall ever going in there though.

The Spencers here has everything you said, but is orientated more towards a **** load of sex toys and gags and fakes and stuff. There's even some "strap ons" :|
Then I guess it's your favorite store. :lol:

[Haiw]

Not untill they start selling the ButtRocket 3000... p-)



Oooh isn't it great to make jokes that most people don't have a clue about...

[Viktorin]

Do you live in Minnesota Viktorin?

Umm, yeah, I do. Got a problem with that. ;)

[Initiative]

No, so do I. Rochester.

[Viktorin]

No, so do I. Rochester.

I'm near St. Paul, out in the suburbs. My address has St. Paul in it though I don't live there.