obd
01-04-2005, 04:44 AM
Well, as much as I have attacked the war in the past I though for ounce I would try to think like my political rivals in order to better understand where they are coming from and how they view history and the world we live in today. Here is the product of that attempt.
Disclaimer: The views held in the following are protected under article 7, paragraph 3 of the Patriot Act and any removal of the following views and/or opinions can result in a maximum penalty of 10 years in Guantanomo next to a hairy unshaven skinny dude in a orange jump suit who's skin smells like Tabooli and/or $ 500 million in fines payable by check or money order to Haliburton.
So lets see......here goes not.....no.....nuthin
Them there darn terrorists are nuthin!! We whupped up on some Viet-nah.meez, we whupped up on some Japs and some Nazi' and hell, we even whupped up on ourselves and still kept a ticken! There aint no 2 hunderd thousan o them there camel jockeys. There's more like 500 of the bastards. They wont last long. Its at home where this war is a gonna be lost, not over there. We justa need to have faith in our great leader the KK.....er I mean Bush. He's a smartun yes sir-e-bob he is!! Why just the other day I heard him talking about a country I never even dun heard of. It started with a P.........Perkestan!!! Yeah thats it. Bunch Muslums over there that like us so much thier leader is best friends with Bush and they is a nuclear bunch of Muslums too!!! Its a good thing Bush is such a good freind to 'em all er else we'd a be in a heck of trouble yes sir-e-bob. Let me tell you, ifen you dont support this here war you is a traitor!! Plain and simple yes it is. You gotta support yer leader and his war no matter what. Its just the Ameriken thing ta do!!! I swear, sometimes I dont understand people. I mean war is a good thing. Our young boys getting to go off and shoot **** and blow it up and stuff and kill people who aint like us........how can you be against it?? Well I just dont know! You know, all them Army War College, CIA, DIA, Janes Information Group, and them darn Democrats (fricken commies!)....well they dont know a damn thing. I mean, freedom dont bread terrorists. We gots ta give 'em freedom!!! Free countries dont create terrorists......I mean just look at American history. Why we is a free ****ry and we never killed not one single civilian on prupose and we never launched an attack on a country unprovocked. NEVER!!!! We is hero's. Leaders of the free world. All we do is give to other ****ries. We never take. They hate us too and fer whut? Because we is better than they is. Thats why. They just jealous. I tell you a little secret Billy.....now listen up and dont tell nobody ya hear: ok here it is: It aint even the Muslums or the Jews thats uhtakkin us anyways: We is being attacked because we aint Christian enough. Its them damn blacks and them damn women getting all free on us white boys. We need to reign 'em in. Its just uncivilized fer a women ta be workin outside the home. A woman just cant deal with what a man can........but hey waite Im a getting off topic on ya Billy. Plain and simple: We wuz attacked and now we gotta kill people. Now it dont rightly matter who we kill. We just gotsta kill somebody to prove.....well to prove that you just dont attack freedom. Now I know president Bush is allowing the FBI and such to spy on us....but darnit there is terrorists and black folk all around us trying to kill us now ya hear. Sometimes you gotta destroy freedom to protect it. Do ya hear? Sometimes security is more important than freedom. Dont ya know. The government is always right....waite did I just say that? Oh now I know what I meant to say: Ya always support your nation as long as its being led by a man of Jesus like Bush. I got faith in the man. He's just plian good hearted ya hear. All this stuff about him given our money to the rich, lyin and stuff about the war, and stealin from out troops.......well I just refuse to believe a ,man of jesus like that wouldnt do somethin of that evil nature ya hear me boy? Yes sir. Have faith in yer leader........but only if he tells you he has faith in god. If he dont say Jesus, well then you attack him any chance ya get ok? Well sheet Im a getting off topic again now ernt I? Iraq. right. Well, Iraq is a war for freedom Billy and you gotsta be proud your a fighten it. If you die over there its for freedom. Its not for Haliburton or for Bush's re-election and we damn sure aint trying to control thier darn oil neither!!! We is trying to spread freedom which the good lord wants us to spread as far as we possibly can......Just ignore what we been doing to south America since the civil war........just ignore all that. Ignore what we did to the Vietnamese people. They wasnt ready for freedom. Its a funny thing Billy, and I said it ounce. Sometimes you gotsa destroy freedom to save it understand . Like in Vietnam, some might say we ferced Deim on people and didnt let them hold elections like we promised at Geneva but thats just hogwash you see, if we let 'e,m have free election why then they woulda voted to to be unfree communists under Ho Chi Minh and that just wouldnt be free.......so we killled a million of the little yellow bastards to try and make 'em free and we was gonna do it I tell you but them there darn hippies......well they ruined it fer us..........its all there fault. So 1 million yellows died for nuthin because of the damn hippies!!! Oh yeah Iraq. Support the war son. Its American. Its patriotic. Dont matter if it seems like the war is doomed to failure. Dont even worry about the money or the strategic aspects. Dont worry about red China neither. All war is good. Aint never been no bad war...least not one we Americans was in!!! Just look at WW2. Greatest war we ever fought! Saved the free world from the Krauts and Japs and Russians yes sir. Them damn Russians. They didt defeat the NAzi's. Its was all us Yanks. We just a used the Brits as a huge aircraft carrier into Europe. Them damn Euro wussies already done forgot it too........dont even support us in our need. Damn EUROWUSSIES!!!! Freedom aint free ya hear now!!! FREEDOM AINT FREE!!!! Oh yeah, and sometimes you gots ta lose yer freedom in order to keep it!!! And everybody needs democracy........long as we control it anyway........and as long as our buisness interests is catered to in the process............ok Im done. Jesus, football, and war. Its all you need to know son. Lectures done............HEY!! Get that chaw out yer mouth and get out and milk them cows ya hear. And no going to the bar tonight. Yer moma wants you to rub her corns.........here, use this wood chipper. Them corns is tougher than nail!!!!
Disclaimer: The views held in the following are protected under article 7, paragraph 3 of the Patriot Act and any removal of the following views and/or opinions can result in a maximum penalty of 10 years in Guantanomo next to a hairy unshaven skinny dude in a orange jump suit who's skin smells like Tabooli and/or $ 500 million in fines payable by check or money order to Haliburton.
So lets see......here goes not.....no.....nuthin
Them there darn terrorists are nuthin!! We whupped up on some Viet-nah.meez, we whupped up on some Japs and some Nazi' and hell, we even whupped up on ourselves and still kept a ticken! There aint no 2 hunderd thousan o them there camel jockeys. There's more like 500 of the bastards. They wont last long. Its at home where this war is a gonna be lost, not over there. We justa need to have faith in our great leader the KK.....er I mean Bush. He's a smartun yes sir-e-bob he is!! Why just the other day I heard him talking about a country I never even dun heard of. It started with a P.........Perkestan!!! Yeah thats it. Bunch Muslums over there that like us so much thier leader is best friends with Bush and they is a nuclear bunch of Muslums too!!! Its a good thing Bush is such a good freind to 'em all er else we'd a be in a heck of trouble yes sir-e-bob. Let me tell you, ifen you dont support this here war you is a traitor!! Plain and simple yes it is. You gotta support yer leader and his war no matter what. Its just the Ameriken thing ta do!!! I swear, sometimes I dont understand people. I mean war is a good thing. Our young boys getting to go off and shoot **** and blow it up and stuff and kill people who aint like us........how can you be against it?? Well I just dont know! You know, all them Army War College, CIA, DIA, Janes Information Group, and them darn Democrats (fricken commies!)....well they dont know a damn thing. I mean, freedom dont bread terrorists. We gots ta give 'em freedom!!! Free countries dont create terrorists......I mean just look at American history. Why we is a free ****ry and we never killed not one single civilian on prupose and we never launched an attack on a country unprovocked. NEVER!!!! We is hero's. Leaders of the free world. All we do is give to other ****ries. We never take. They hate us too and fer whut? Because we is better than they is. Thats why. They just jealous. I tell you a little secret Billy.....now listen up and dont tell nobody ya hear: ok here it is: It aint even the Muslums or the Jews thats uhtakkin us anyways: We is being attacked because we aint Christian enough. Its them damn blacks and them damn women getting all free on us white boys. We need to reign 'em in. Its just uncivilized fer a women ta be workin outside the home. A woman just cant deal with what a man can........but hey waite Im a getting off topic on ya Billy. Plain and simple: We wuz attacked and now we gotta kill people. Now it dont rightly matter who we kill. We just gotsta kill somebody to prove.....well to prove that you just dont attack freedom. Now I know president Bush is allowing the FBI and such to spy on us....but darnit there is terrorists and black folk all around us trying to kill us now ya hear. Sometimes you gotta destroy freedom to protect it. Do ya hear? Sometimes security is more important than freedom. Dont ya know. The government is always right....waite did I just say that? Oh now I know what I meant to say: Ya always support your nation as long as its being led by a man of Jesus like Bush. I got faith in the man. He's just plian good hearted ya hear. All this stuff about him given our money to the rich, lyin and stuff about the war, and stealin from out troops.......well I just refuse to believe a ,man of jesus like that wouldnt do somethin of that evil nature ya hear me boy? Yes sir. Have faith in yer leader........but only if he tells you he has faith in god. If he dont say Jesus, well then you attack him any chance ya get ok? Well sheet Im a getting off topic again now ernt I? Iraq. right. Well, Iraq is a war for freedom Billy and you gotsta be proud your a fighten it. If you die over there its for freedom. Its not for Haliburton or for Bush's re-election and we damn sure aint trying to control thier darn oil neither!!! We is trying to spread freedom which the good lord wants us to spread as far as we possibly can......Just ignore what we been doing to south America since the civil war........just ignore all that. Ignore what we did to the Vietnamese people. They wasnt ready for freedom. Its a funny thing Billy, and I said it ounce. Sometimes you gotsa destroy freedom to save it understand . Like in Vietnam, some might say we ferced Deim on people and didnt let them hold elections like we promised at Geneva but thats just hogwash you see, if we let 'e,m have free election why then they woulda voted to to be unfree communists under Ho Chi Minh and that just wouldnt be free.......so we killled a million of the little yellow bastards to try and make 'em free and we was gonna do it I tell you but them there darn hippies......well they ruined it fer us..........its all there fault. So 1 million yellows died for nuthin because of the damn hippies!!! Oh yeah Iraq. Support the war son. Its American. Its patriotic. Dont matter if it seems like the war is doomed to failure. Dont even worry about the money or the strategic aspects. Dont worry about red China neither. All war is good. Aint never been no bad war...least not one we Americans was in!!! Just look at WW2. Greatest war we ever fought! Saved the free world from the Krauts and Japs and Russians yes sir. Them damn Russians. They didt defeat the NAzi's. Its was all us Yanks. We just a used the Brits as a huge aircraft carrier into Europe. Them damn Euro wussies already done forgot it too........dont even support us in our need. Damn EUROWUSSIES!!!! Freedom aint free ya hear now!!! FREEDOM AINT FREE!!!! Oh yeah, and sometimes you gots ta lose yer freedom in order to keep it!!! And everybody needs democracy........long as we control it anyway........and as long as our buisness interests is catered to in the process............ok Im done. Jesus, football, and war. Its all you need to know son. Lectures done............HEY!! Get that chaw out yer mouth and get out and milk them cows ya hear. And no going to the bar tonight. Yer moma wants you to rub her corns.........here, use this wood chipper. Them corns is tougher than nail!!!!