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Kenshin
01-05-2005, 01:57 PM
http://www.leijn.com/images/goot1k.jpg

http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot3.jpg

http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot2.jpg

Nawlins
01-05-2005, 01:58 PM
Very weird.

Roger Rabbit
01-05-2005, 01:59 PM
Very weird.

Especially at it seems to be outside in public street

Howie Kaluha
01-05-2005, 02:03 PM
Very weird.

Especially at it seems to be outside in public street

They must be in Sweden






;)

Nawlins
01-05-2005, 02:05 PM
I don't know about other women, but I don't mind sitting down. It gives me a moment to relax.

Kenshin
01-05-2005, 02:13 PM
Do ladies actually sit on public toilets? eewww

usa320
01-05-2005, 02:26 PM
Yeah, i feel bad for women that really have to go and get stuck sitting on public pots... you dont know whos ass touched it last.... blech... thank god for urinals.

Weasel
01-05-2005, 02:26 PM
http://images.mec.ca/media/Images/Products/HealthSafety/4005839.jpg

p-)

Hawkeye
01-05-2005, 02:27 PM
thank god for urinals.

And trees, and houses...

Kenshin
01-05-2005, 02:32 PM
This will be very usefull in Germany as...

http://www.spies.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

Weasel
01-05-2005, 02:37 PM
This will be very usefull in Germany as...

http://www.spies.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

"I do not understand the purpose of this toilet. It does not save water - you must flush it eight or ten times to remove every last scrape and smear."

Not true. Trust me. p-)

Initiative
01-05-2005, 02:38 PM
This will be very usefull in Germany as...

http://www.spies.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

:lol: :cantbeli:

Weasel
01-05-2005, 02:40 PM
It´s worth an own thread. rofl

scm77
01-05-2005, 02:49 PM
http://www.spies.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

rofl

Weasel
01-05-2005, 02:53 PM
Wimps and posers leave the hall!

German toilets are for professionals! p-)

Trigger
01-05-2005, 02:55 PM
Do ladies actually sit on public toilets? eewww
That's why they invented the 'ass-gasket' my friend. :lol:

usa320
01-05-2005, 02:56 PM
At the other extreme, in Munich we lived in a basement suite where the water pressure was too high. Worse, the shelf was actually slightly concave, forming a shallow bowl. The first time I flushed the toilet the water came rushing through so forcefully that a small chunk of poo launched off the lip and shot out over the floor. After that we always held the lid down when we flushed. I swore you could feel a kick as the turd ricoched off the underside.



holy ****...

rofl rofl

Kenshin
01-05-2005, 02:58 PM
Wimps and posers leave the hall!

German toilets are for professionals! p-)

German ingenuity.

Weasel
01-05-2005, 02:59 PM
Wimps and posers leave the hall!

German toilets are for professionals! p-)

German ingenuity.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright! :P

Damn, no more american tourists to visit Germany. :(

Weasel
01-05-2005, 03:07 PM
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/toilet_paper.jpg

The horror.

Silverdragon
01-05-2005, 03:12 PM
well looks like we just lost a item on the list of men can women cant :( were onyl down to a couple now :lol:

limey
01-05-2005, 04:40 PM
German toilets are daft...

but have you ever used one of those european toilets where you have to squat and crap down a hole ?!!

rofl

memphiz
01-05-2005, 05:06 PM
http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot2.jpg
Looks like shes doeing more than peeing there

EvanL
01-05-2005, 05:08 PM
http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot2.jpg
Looks like shes doeing more than peeing there
yeh i think shes also smoking a ciggarette
p-)

2Sheds_Jackson
01-05-2005, 05:31 PM
http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot2.jpg
Looks like shes doeing more than peeing there
yeh i think shes also smoking a ciggarette
p-)

Er..female plumbing has always bewildered and horrified me...but are we supposed to believe that this woman is actually taking a pee like this? Her pants aren't down, and the female pee-hole (which I'm sure there's a horrible sounding Latin word for) does not dispense urine in a cohesive and uniform manner so as to be able to be guided through a narrow zipper opening. And what is holding her zipper open...the urinal thingie? Is it jammed into her pants to prevent spillage? Hopefully there were no curly hairs or other crotchal detritus left by the last user.

In other words - unless she pulled her drawers down, she'd probably piss all over her pants. And I guess she's not wearing any underpants.

So let's recap;
pissing in public
on a urinal that's so close that it's touching her tralala
with no underpants
with a cigarette in her mouth
scratching her ass
and pissing all over her pants

...golly were do I sign up to take her out on a date? My complete lack of personal hygiene won't be a problem for her.

memphiz
01-05-2005, 05:42 PM
http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot2.jpg
Looks like shes doeing more than peeing there
yeh i think shes also smoking a ciggarette
p-)

Er..female plumbing has always bewildered and horrified me...but are we supposed to believe that this woman is actually taking a pee like this? Her pants aren't down, and the female pee-hole (which I'm sure there's a horrible sounding Latin word for) does not dispense urine in a cohesive and uniform manner so as to be able to be guided through a narrow zipper opening. And what is holding her zipper open...the urinal thingie? Is it jammed into her pants to prevent spillage? Hopefully there were no curly hairs or other crotchal detritus left by the last user.

In other words - unless she pulled her drawers down, she'd probably piss all over her pants. And I guess she's not wearing any underpants.

So let's recap;
pissing in public
on a urinal that's so close that it's touching her tralala
with no underpants
with a cigarette in her mouth
scratching her ass
and pissing all over her pants

...golly were do I sign up to take her out on a date? My complete lack of personal hygiene won't be a problem for her.
Its like a German ****o p-)

Fee Fi Fo Fum
01-05-2005, 05:48 PM
http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot2.jpg
Looks like shes doeing more than peeing there
yeh i think shes also smoking a ciggarette
p-)

Er..female plumbing has always bewildered and horrified me...but are we supposed to believe that this woman is actually taking a pee like this? Her pants aren't down, and the female pee-hole (which I'm sure there's a horrible sounding Latin word for) does not dispense urine in a cohesive and uniform manner so as to be able to be guided through a narrow zipper opening. And what is holding her zipper open...the urinal thingie? Is it jammed into her pants to prevent spillage? Hopefully there were no curly hairs or other crotchal detritus left by the last user.

In other words - unless she pulled her drawers down, she'd probably piss all over her pants. And I guess she's not wearing any underpants.

So let's recap;
pissing in public
on a urinal that's so close that it's touching her tralala
with no underpants
with a cigarette in her mouth
scratching her ass
and pissing all over her pants

...golly were do I sign up to take her out on a date? My complete lack of personal hygiene won't be a problem for her.
Its like a German ****o p-)

What ****os do you watch!?

b33f
01-05-2005, 06:06 PM
http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot2.jpg
Looks like shes doeing more than peeing there
yeh i think shes also smoking a ciggarette
p-)

Er..female plumbing has always bewildered and horrified me...but are we supposed to believe that this woman is actually taking a pee like this? Her pants aren't down, and the female pee-hole (which I'm sure there's a horrible sounding Latin word for) does not dispense urine in a cohesive and uniform manner so as to be able to be guided through a narrow zipper opening. And what is holding her zipper open...the urinal thingie? Is it jammed into her pants to prevent spillage? Hopefully there were no curly hairs or other crotchal detritus left by the last user.

In other words - unless she pulled her drawers down, she'd probably piss all over her pants. And I guess she's not wearing any underpants.

So let's recap;
pissing in public
on a urinal that's so close that it's touching her tralala
with no underpants
with a cigarette in her mouth
scratching her ass
and pissing all over her pants

...golly were do I sign up to take her out on a date? My complete lack of personal hygiene won't be a problem for her.

That's THE
(off-topic) Post of the fvcking month!

memphiz
01-05-2005, 06:28 PM
http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot2.jpg
Looks like shes doeing more than peeing there
yeh i think shes also smoking a ciggarette
p-)

Er..female plumbing has always bewildered and horrified me...but are we supposed to believe that this woman is actually taking a pee like this? Her pants aren't down, and the female pee-hole (which I'm sure there's a horrible sounding Latin word for) does not dispense urine in a cohesive and uniform manner so as to be able to be guided through a narrow zipper opening. And what is holding her zipper open...the urinal thingie? Is it jammed into her pants to prevent spillage? Hopefully there were no curly hairs or other crotchal detritus left by the last user.

In other words - unless she pulled her drawers down, she'd probably piss all over her pants. And I guess she's not wearing any underpants.

So let's recap;
pissing in public
on a urinal that's so close that it's touching her tralala
with no underpants
with a cigarette in her mouth
scratching her ass
and pissing all over her pants

...golly were do I sign up to take her out on a date? My complete lack of personal hygiene won't be a problem for her.
Its like a German ****o p-)

What ****os do you watch!?
Ultra hardcore German ones

limey
01-05-2005, 08:20 PM
http://www.leijn.com/images/s-goot2.jpg
Looks like shes doeing more than peeing there
yeh i think shes also smoking a ciggarette
p-)

Er..female plumbing has always bewildered and horrified me...but are we supposed to believe that this woman is actually taking a pee like this? Her pants aren't down, and the female pee-hole (which I'm sure there's a horrible sounding Latin word for) does not dispense urine in a cohesive and uniform manner so as to be able to be guided through a narrow zipper opening. And what is holding her zipper open...the urinal thingie? Is it jammed into her pants to prevent spillage? Hopefully there were no curly hairs or other crotchal detritus left by the last user.

In other words - unless she pulled her drawers down, she'd probably piss all over her pants. And I guess she's not wearing any underpants.

So let's recap;
pissing in public
on a urinal that's so close that it's touching her tralala
with no underpants
with a cigarette in her mouth
scratching her ass
and pissing all over her pants

...golly were do I sign up to take her out on a date? My complete lack of personal hygiene won't be a problem for her.
Its like a German ****o p-)

What ****os do you watch!?

Urology. Anyone who wants it can PM me, so long as they have 20 quid, are over 18, and aren't affiliated to ANY law enforcement agency.

:lol:

CG51
01-05-2005, 08:59 PM
pee-er beware, web cams galore...out there in public...im sure that'll catch on..right? :P

Opening Batsman
01-05-2005, 09:14 PM
http://images.mec.ca/media/Images/Products/HealthSafety/4005839.jpg

p-)

rofl

NeedsABetterName
01-06-2005, 08:06 AM
"Mein Gott, zwei kilogram!" exclaims Günter, joyful and relieved. rofl Worth it's own thread lol.

Shar.
01-06-2005, 08:59 AM
Looks very comfortable.. *aheuhm*
I don't want to go home with a wet pants p-)

Johnny_H02
01-06-2005, 09:26 AM
I don't know about other women, but I don't mind sitting down. It gives me a moment to relax.

Also that stall looks a lil ... close? im terrified Im gona touch the stall, and that looks a lil close to you. If i was a woman ide settle for the sitting down way too.