Spurned woman tore off lover's ********

[Cassiar]

11/01/2005

A 24-year-old woman has admitted tearing off her ex-lover's ******** with her bare hands after he refused to have *** with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left ********, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court and will be sentenced next month.

She attacked Mr Jones after a drinks party with friends at his house in May last year. As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship, which had ended earlier that month, and offered him ***.

When he refused, a struggle ensued and Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house.

She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my ********s in his hand."

Monti initially tried to hide the ******** by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

[yellowking]

:oops: :oops: :oops: rofl rofl rofl

[Howie Kaluha]

*shivers in pain*

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Ain't love grand?

I remember when I was young, and courting young ladies, I used to tear off parts of their genitals - it always made them like me more.

[farmgirl]

and men complain that women don't want to have ***....

[Howie Kaluha]

and men complain that women don't want to have ***....

:lol:

[CQB_Operator]

11/01/2005

A 24-year-old woman has admitted tearing off her ex-lover's ******** with her bare hands after he refused to have *** with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left ********, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court and will be sentenced next month.

She attacked Mr Jones after a drinks party with friends at his house in May last year. As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship, which had ended earlier that month, and offered him ***.

When he refused, a struggle ensued and Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house.

She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my ********s in his hand."

Monti initially tried to hide the ******** by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

It's a load of bollocks :lol: :lol:

[Howie Kaluha]

11/01/2005

A 24-year-old woman has admitted tearing off her ex-lover's ******** with her bare hands after he refused to have *** with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left ********, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court and will be sentenced next month.

She attacked Mr Jones after a drinks party with friends at his house in May last year. As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship, which had ended earlier that month, and offered him ***.

When he refused, a struggle ensued and Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house.

She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my ********s in his hand."

Monti initially tried to hide the ******** by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

It's a load of bollocks :lol: :lol:

rofl

[usa320]

Id bet my left nut it isnt bollocks.

[Howie Kaluha]

Id bet my left nut it isnt bollocks.

I won't

[foxtrot023]

that is truly shocking the bollocks

hell knoweth no fury like a spurned woman

[Johnny_H02]

that is messed up.

[Redux]

Monti initially tried to hide the ******** by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

:cantbeli: rofl

[b33f]

Monti initially tried to hide the ******** by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

:cantbeli: rofl

THAT is messed up.

[Vance]

How come we always hear about this stuff? :cantbeli:

I think some guy should cut some girl's **** off just to make it even. :lol:

[Howie Kaluha]

How come we always hear about this stuff? :cantbeli:

I think some guy should cut some girl's **** off just to make it even. :lol:

rofl

That's something Viktorin would do... :lol:

[Cassiar]

That's something Viktorin would do... :lol:

To you... without the "wanting to have *** with you" part.

[HooyahCQB]

How come we always hear about this stuff? :cantbeli:

I think some guy should cut some girl's **** off just to make it even. :lol:

rofl

rofl

[walford]

Wife keeps mine in her purse. No probs...

[Opening Batsman]

Oh my...






































































rofl rofl rofl rofl

[Flagg]

Remember boys, if a drunk pommie slapper ever offers you ***, NEVER turn her down....or else she might rip off one of your nuts and hide it in her mouth.

On second thought, never even make eye contact.

[gaz]

*** with a girl like that would be fantastic...

You know the excitement of having *** in a public place 'cause you're scared you might get caught?

Imagine the excitement when you're scared your current beau might rip off one of your nadgers if you don't meet her expectations...

[walford]

Imagine the excitement when you're scared your current beau might rip off one of your nadgers if you don't meet her expectations...Welcome to my world. She's a redhead, you see...

Nadgers??

[gaz]

Yes, nadgers. (http://www.worldwidewords.org/articles/nadgers.htm)

[Ria]

*** with a girl like that would be fantastic...

You know the excitement of having *** in a public place 'cause you're scared you might get caught?

Imagine the excitement when you're scared your current beau might rip off one of your nadgers if you don't meet her expectations...

rofl rofl rofl
ohhh man. :P

That's freaking crazy.

[Viktorin]

That's something Viktorin would do... :lol:

To you... without the "wanting to have *** with you" part.

That is so F'ing true!!! rofl

http://squaries.phrea.com/openmouth.gif

[usa320]

That's something Viktorin would do...

Pot. kettle. Black.

[usm2b]

:|...no guy should ever, ever have to go to a party worrying that they might go home with only one "nadger".

:cantbeli:

[Opening Batsman]

What I am worried about is if his remaining "nadger" will allow him to have kids. :|

[Vance]

What I am worried about is if his remaining "nadger" will allow him to have kids. :|
It happened in Meet the Fockers.

[walford]

nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger SNAKE! SNAKE!

[Makaveli]

Crazy stuff.

[digrar]

At least he probably got a new nickname out of it. Lefty :P.

[Bugalugs]

A mate at school had only one nut. A kid started calling him "uniball" and was promptly suspended. I thought it was fnny.

[Opening Batsman]

At least he probably got a new nickname out of it. Lefty :P.

And everybody would be suitably embarrased when they asked him how he got the nick. rofl

[Viktorin]

That's something Viktorin would do...

Pot. kettle. Black.

Find. Your. Own. Material.

[Hullebullen]

nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger nadger SNAKE! SNAKE!

rofl