US military wanted '*** bomb'

[Kilgor]

By Milanda Rout
January 14, 2005

A "*** bomb" that would make enemy soldiers irresistible to each other was considered by the US military.

Declassified documents reveal the Pentagon toyed with the idea of an aphrodisiac chemical weapon in 1994.

The gas would have made enemy soldiers ******ly irresistible to each other. The weapon's developers said homo****** behaviour among troops would deal a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

The plans, unearthed from a US air force laboratory in Ohio, were published in New Scientist magazine.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11937748%255E13762,00.html

[usa320]

think ive read this before....

Kinda wierd if you ask me.

Much rather have an incapacitating gas or just good ole fashion HE.

[Ratamacue]

Pretty horrible given that that's a sort of chemical weapon, but goddamn, that's f*cking hilarious! rofl

[FallenAngel]

Pretty horrible given that that's a sort of chemical weapon, but goddamn, that's f*cking hilarious! rofl

Weapon of ass destruction ;)

[usa320]

Pretty horrible given that that's a sort of chemical weapon, but goddamn, that's f*cking hilarious! rofl

Weapon of ass destruction ;)

ZING!

[BlackRain]

http://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/graphics/seq_nbomb.gif

The **** Bomb

The plot concerned KAOS' discovery of The **** Bomb, a bomb that can destroy all clothing. They demand ten billion dollars a month from the United Nations or they will detonate the bomb, making everyone ****.

[chauncy republicans]

Pretty horrible given that that's a sort of chemical weapon, but goddamn, that's f*cking hilarious! rofl

Weapon of ass destruction ;)
rofl That was pretty funny, nice one.

[usm2b]

**turns on cnn. Sees live video of combat in Iraq, iraqi soldiers are making out tearing eachothers chlothes off and U.S Marines sit idly by taking pictures, and rolling on the floor with uncontrollable laughter**

[Opening Batsman]

:cantbeli: X100,000,000

[budgie]

The Clinton haters here can have a giggle. taht was in the 1990's and during the 'Don't ask don't tell days'

Looks like the 'wrong sort of people' got Pentagon think-tank jobs back then...

[Wilco]

**turns on cnn. Sees live video of combat in Iraq, iraqi soldiers are making out tearing eachothers chlothes off and U.S Marines sit idly by taking pictures, and rolling on the floor with uncontrollable laughter**

Then the civilian population will ask why we treat them so inhumane and why are troops are not mature enough to watch Iraqi troops man handle each other.

[scm77]

:cantbeli: X100,000,000

rofl X100,000,000

[szr]

I wonder how many of millions of dollars we sunk on the idea before we were like: "LOL WTF??!??"

[ZaakM433]

they said it wasnt lethal...

Think of aids... (and no, i dont mean lube or the marital kind...)

[obd]

haha, there is just one HUGE HUGE problem with a "*** bomb":

Every single America soldier and Marine is gonna try to get thier hands on it and take it out to the bars to get laid.........

It would be the ultimate date rape drug.............

You know what the Navy needs? An anti-*** bomb for its carriers........anything to stop 65% of the women being offloaded for pregnancy every cruise!!!!!

[SOG]

rofl what the heck would something like that be made out of? they should use it for riot control........

[FallenAngel]

oh, the possibilities

"*** grenade" + sorority house + video camera = good times :D

[JTAR7242]

If it works on women, I'm taking qualified volunteers for a raid to steal the plans.

[kayaker]

make love not war!

[DPGLAW]

Man.....would I hate to see the BDA after this bombing run....lol What the F***, were they testing this at Abu Gharib? That would explain alot...thats the last thing I, if I were the pilot, would want to see. A **** loand of towelheads ****ing each other and their goats in the middle of the desert...that would be a priceless photoEven better, we could parachute some pigs down with the bombs so that they would start screwing the pigs as well as each other, Al-Jazeera would have a field day with that one............

[digrar]

rofl what the heck would something like that be made out of? they should use it for riot control........

Ecstacy, viagra and little heart shaped candies all crushed up together? :P

[AOCBravo2004]

oh, the possibilities

"*** grenade" + sorority house + video camera = good times :D

you haven't been around a real sorority house have you? If you have, you'd know you don't need a "*** grenade" to get them all worked up ;)

[Raistlin]

That's just the beginning ladies and gentlemen. Other ideas are mentioned here:


US military pondered love not war

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "******ly irresistible" to each other, government papers say.

Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath. The US defence department considered various non-lethal chemicals meant to disrupt enemy discipline and morale. The 1994 plans were for a six-year project costing $7.5m, but they were never pursued. The US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals".

The plans were obtained under the US Freedom of Information by the Sunshine Project, a group which monitors research into chemical and biological weapons.

'Who? Me?'

The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homo****** behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale. Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops. A substance to make the skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight was also pondered.

Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians. In a variation on that idea, researchers pondered a "Who? Me?" bomb, which would simulate flatulence in enemy ranks. Indeed, a "Who? Me?" device had been under consideration since 1945, the government papers say. However, researchers concluded that the premise for such a device was fatally flawed because "people in many areas of the world do not find faecal odour offensive, since they smell it on a regular basis".

Captain Dan McSweeney of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate at the Pentagon said the defence department receives "literally hundreds" of project ideas, but that "none of the systems described in that [1994] proposal have been developed". He told the BBC: "It's important to point out that only those proposals which are deemed appropriate, based on stringent human effects, legal, and international treaty reviews are considered fordevelopment or acquisition."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4174519.stm

Funny how bombs that simply maim and kill are considered "legal" while psychological bombs aren't...

[FallenAngel]

oh, the possibilities

"*** grenade" + sorority house + video camera = good times :D

you haven't been around a real sorority house have you? If you have, you'd know you don't need a "*** grenade" to get them all worked up ;)

Oh, many a time my friend. And yes, sorority girls seem to be alot more, umm, "touchy" in general. The *** grenage would just be for good measure. :)

[Marmot1]

**turns on cnn. Sees live video of combat in Iraq, iraqi soldiers are making out tearing eachothers chlothes off and U.S Marines sit idly by taking pictures, and rolling on the floor with uncontrollable laughter**

Wind changes and blows gas in marines noses... now Iraqis take cameras and roll on the floor....

[DesertFox...]

Haha that has to be one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard!

especially since it could possibly have the wrong affect on enemy morale, improving it,
don't believe? me read up on The Sacred Band of Thebes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_band) :lol:

[joshfox0]

:lol: good find. to complete it they just need circling planes playing Barry white or "lets get it on"

[Kilgor]

why hasnt anyone mentioned tom from finland or david hasslehoff yet ?