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farmgirl
01-20-2005, 03:13 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050120/od_nm/odd_sexshop_dc


MILAN (*******) - He shouldn't be hard to spot.

Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable *** doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday.

The clerk at the "Night Shop" speculated that the kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60 euros ($78).

"There was just a little cash," the clerk, who declined to be named, told ******* by telephone.

"Then he took some stuff ... an inflatable doll and a leather outfit for a woman," he said.



I can hear CJ now....
"No officer....You must have me confused with someone else... She's been with me forever. We really care about one another....." p-)

Trigger
01-20-2005, 03:19 PM
"Police are still on the lookout for the hardened criminal...."

farmgirl
01-20-2005, 03:23 PM
What do you want to bet he asks to be tied up and spanked when he's apprehended? p-)

Gyles84
01-20-2005, 03:34 PM
LMAO

"Ive been such a naughty boy officer.."

Hullebullen
01-20-2005, 03:34 PM
Hopefully they will catch him and hand him a stiff sentence...

Stavka
01-20-2005, 03:37 PM
Jail isn't all that bad. Pass the soap?

Scottie
01-20-2005, 03:48 PM
Bleh something i wish i had over here p-)

Stavka
01-20-2005, 05:05 PM
Bleh something i wish i had over here p-)

What? Soap or an inflatable doll?

main_unit
01-20-2005, 05:07 PM
mayby he is 'in the navy'

or the outfit for the chick was for his YMCA performance