View Full Version : Haiw can't get no sleep
waize
02-01-2005, 05:03 AM
Post your suggestions here, to how Haiw can get more and better sleep
He has some serious problems with getting sleep :petting:
Thanks pal. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. :P
Abolith
02-01-2005, 05:05 AM
he could sell his ass on the streets of amsterdam for crack money...
just kidding :)
The thread is about me not getting sleep, not about me not getting laid. ;)
Abolith
02-01-2005, 05:11 AM
just trying to help there buddy.
go work out for an hour or three. then you'll sklepp no problem.
scm77
02-01-2005, 05:34 AM
I can't sleep either. It's ****in' 5:33 am here.
I've been playing Ghost Recon 2 for the past few hours. :lol:
Fargin
02-01-2005, 10:14 AM
If can't sleep, I count sheep. If that fails, I hump them and kick them out of bed.
Ghostwolf
02-01-2005, 10:19 AM
If you can get prescribed medications(from a family doctor of course), try Stilnox then. It's a short term treatment medication for insomnia.
http://www.mail-order-script.com/stilnox.htm
Jack Mehoff
02-01-2005, 10:20 AM
Try to get some exercise and eat healthy.
farmgirl
02-01-2005, 12:08 PM
The thread is about me not getting sleep, not about me not getting laid. ;)
Sometimes there is a direct correlation.... just sayin'
ZaakM433
02-01-2005, 12:13 PM
The thread is about me not getting sleep, not about me not getting laid. ;)
Sometimes there is a direct correlation.... just sayin'
castration works great in that case..
farmgirl
02-01-2005, 12:17 PM
The thread is about me not getting sleep, not about me not getting laid. ;)
Sometimes there is a direct correlation.... just sayin'
castration works great in that case..
I meant that getting laid is often the precursor to a great night's sleep, but if you prefer castration, more power to you. p-)
Man.... I could really use a good night's sleep......
What? p-)
On the contrary, getting laid tends to keep me up all night. *** is better than sleep.
§nake
02-01-2005, 12:20 PM
What? p-)
Nothing...... p-)
farmgirl
02-01-2005, 12:23 PM
On the contrary, getting laid tends to keep me up all night. *** is better than sleep.
duh...
Viktorin
02-01-2005, 12:28 PM
Get mono like me, and you'll be sleeping 24/7
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 01:02 PM
Get mono like me, and you'll be sleeping 24/7
Yeah, being sick makes you sleep like a baby.
ZaakM433
02-01-2005, 01:04 PM
The thread is about me not getting sleep, not about me not getting laid. ;)
Sometimes there is a direct correlation.... just sayin'
castration works great in that case..
I meant that getting laid is often the precursor to a great night's sleep, but if you prefer castration, more power to you. p-)
Im sure it would take Haiw all night. So... No sleep.
Get mono like me, and you'll be sleeping 24/7
Did you get this sickness whilst you were not getting sleep? If you know what i mean...
:hug:
Viktorin
02-01-2005, 01:26 PM
The thread is about me not getting sleep, not about me not getting laid. ;)
Sometimes there is a direct correlation.... just sayin'
castration works great in that case..
I meant that getting laid is often the precursor to a great night's sleep, but if you prefer castration, more power to you. p-)
Im sure it would take Haiw all night. So... No sleep.
Get mono like me, and you'll be sleeping 24/7
Did you get this sickness whilst you were not getting sleep? If you know what i mean...
:hug:
Yeah I was not getting good sleep from before, so I guess having Mono is a gain for me. Because now I can finally sleep whenever I want. But I'll have like 24 hours straight of homework to do in the next coming days. :|
wanderer
02-01-2005, 03:22 PM
The thread is about me not getting sleep, not about me not getting laid. ;)
Sometimes there is a direct correlation.... just sayin'
castration works great in that case..
I meant that getting laid is often the precursor to a great night's sleep, but if you prefer castration, more power to you. p-)
Man.... I could really use a good night's sleep......
What? p-)
Therefore, for you, castration gives more energy ?
How do you ****ounce Haiw anyway?
When I see the name I hear Ed McMahon's "hahyoh!" sound in my head.
ZaakM433
02-01-2005, 04:23 PM
The thread is about me not getting sleep, not about me not getting laid. ;)
Sometimes there is a direct correlation.... just sayin'
castration works great in that case..
I meant that getting laid is often the precursor to a great night's sleep, but if you prefer castration, more power to you. p-)
Im sure it would take Haiw all night. So... No sleep.
Get mono like me, and you'll be sleeping 24/7
Did you get this sickness whilst you were not getting sleep? If you know what i mean...
:hug:
Yeah I was not getting good sleep from before, so I guess having Mono is a gain for me. Because now I can finally sleep whenever I want. But I'll have like 24 hours straight of homework to do in the next coming days. :|
Test on thursday for a subject that i havent started doing any homework on.
molly747
02-01-2005, 04:25 PM
Like someone said before, eat healthy, exercise, and get on a regular sleep schedule. Try to go to bed around the same time ever night. If all else fails, break out an old science textbook and read up on Photosynthesis or Electromagnetic waves, perhaps even a few Calculus equations. You'll be snoozing in no time.
bloddyaxe
02-01-2005, 04:32 PM
Good night sleep
ingredients
1 sharp axe
1 sheep
decapitate sheep, drink all its blood, run with the corpse two kms and you'll fall asleep...
memphiz
02-01-2005, 04:41 PM
I dont sleep properly either, then I burn out after a month or 2....
fozzy_the_mad
02-01-2005, 04:42 PM
I have to agree with Molly747 and Jack Mehoff, exercise is more important for tiring the body than food in my personal opinion though. Carrying the dead weight of a sheep carcss is good PT, so I must agree with that suggestion as well, however make it at least 4 miles (with hills!), 2 miles is just not enough to tire out.
scrybe
02-01-2005, 07:08 PM
Get mono like me, and you'll be sleeping 24/7
Quoted for fricken truth. I'm just getting over mono.
So my best bet is to have vik spit in a jar for me, send it to me and for me to suck it up? :D
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 07:33 PM
So my best bet is to have vik spit in a jar for me, send it to me and for me to suck it up? :D
Sure why not? :P
The FBI would probably arrest her for trying to commit a biological terrorist attack... :D
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 07:37 PM
The FBI would probably arrest her for trying to commit a biological terrorist attack... :D
Yeah, true. That would really finish ruining her year. ;)
wildernesswhore
02-01-2005, 07:41 PM
Count the sheep in here:
http://www.fell2earth.com/puzzles/lotsofsheep.jpg
The FBI would probably arrest her for trying to commit a biological terrorist attack... :D
Yeah, true. That would really finish ruining her year. ;)
No not yet... that won't happen untill her entire house is taken over by gigantic spiders. :D
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 07:47 PM
The FBI would probably arrest her for trying to commit a biological terrorist attack... :D
Yeah, true. That would really finish ruining her year. ;)
No not yet... that won't happen untill her entire house is taken over by gigantic spiders. :D
rofl
True.
Either that or an invasion of forum members. You up for a road trip? :D
Hell yeah. Too bad I'll have to wait then untill they've finished the trans-atlantic road. :(
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 07:49 PM
Hell yeah. Too bad I'll have to wait then untill they've finished the trans-atlantic road. :(
Bah. No need to wait. *buys Haiw a plane ticket* :P
Heck I can afford the plane ticket... it's just that I'm not too sure if there'd be anyone to pick me up at the airport. ;)
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 07:53 PM
Heck I can afford the plane ticket... it's just that I'm not too sure if there'd be anyone to pick me up at the airport. ;)
I'm sure that you could find somebody. :)
I don't know... nothing works out perfect for me... but who knows, maybe I can arrange some gay cannibal...
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 07:59 PM
I don't know... nothing works out perfect for me... but who knows, maybe I can arrange some gay cannibal...
If all else fails, I'll send my sister to the airport to get you. :D
You know, after all I heard about her I think I'd be safer when going for the 'gay cannibal' option.. :P
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 08:03 PM
You know, after all I heard about her I think I'd be safer when going for the 'gay cannibal' option.. :P
Nothing to worry about. She's been to obedience school and no longer bites unless provoked. ;)
No biting. Oh great... I feel a lot better now. I guess that only leaves getting shot, being hit by a hockey stick, getting punched in the face, being stabbed and getting knocked out by a baseball bat then. Wow, I feel a lot better about it already. :D
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 08:07 PM
No biting. Oh great... I feel a lot better now. I guess that only leaves getting shot, being hit by a hockey stick, getting punched in the face, being stabbed and getting knocked out by a baseball bat then. Wow, I feel a lot better about it already. :D
Actually, I'm the one who should be kept away from hockey sticks and baseball bats. She's been warned about shooting people and I've hidden my puukko so she can't use it and frame me.
The only thing you have to worry about is getting punched in the face. No problem!
Actually, I'm the one who should be kept away from hockey sticks and baseball bats. She's been warned about shooting people and I've hidden my puukko so she can't use it and frame me.
The only thing you have to worry about is getting punched in the face. No problem!
Right. Well even in the rare case that I could survive your sister unscathed I'd still have to invest in a a steel armour suit to survive it. Either that, or a few cases of Finnish vodka to keep you tame... :P
Maine Finn
02-01-2005, 08:11 PM
Actually, I'm the one who should be kept away from hockey sticks and baseball bats. She's been warned about shooting people and I've hidden my puukko so she can't use it and frame me.
The only thing you have to worry about is getting punched in the face. No problem!
Right. Well even in the rare case that I could survive your sister unscathed I'd still have to invest in a a steel armour suit to survive it. Either that, or a few cases of Finnish vodka to keep you tame... :P
rofl
shrek
02-01-2005, 08:21 PM
One word baby: AMBIEN
It's prescription and on the bottle it says "be near the area in which you plan to rest before taking medication". And they f..king mean it!
1. Take pill
2. Brush teeth
3. Forget where toothbrush goes
4. Forget where bedroom is
5. F..k it, sleep on bathroom floor
Abolith
02-01-2005, 08:43 PM
One word baby: AMBIEN
It's prescription and on the bottle it says "be near the area in which you plan to rest before taking medication". And they f..king mean it!
1. Take pill
2. Brush teeth
3. Forget where toothbrush goes
4. Forget where bedroom is
5. F..k it, sleep on bathroom floor
Ooooooo. Mr. shrek sir. could please kindy point me in the direction to get some of those wonderful little friends. (that way I can knock out my roommate and not have to listen to his yammering about how radiowaves are cooking our brains yada yada yada...)
farmgirl
02-01-2005, 09:32 PM
One word baby: AMBIEN
It's prescription and on the bottle it says "be near the area in which you plan to rest before taking medication". And they f..king mean it!
1. Take pill
2. Brush teeth
3. Forget where toothbrush goes
4. Forget where bedroom is
5. F..k it, sleep on bathroom floor
Ambien is the BEST.... I take it on sometimes.... I only take 1/2, and it works like a charm. I'm completely paranoid about getting hooked on sleeping pills, so I only take it when I have to, but it doesn't stay in your system all that long, so one doesn't wake up feeling "hung over."
Ghostwolf
02-01-2005, 09:47 PM
As I posted back in page 1
http://www.mail-order-script.com/stilnox.htm
http://www.americanpills.com/Stilnox_order.asp?affiliate=buy_vicodin_online.benzodiazepam
I tried that thing couple of times, and it takes roughly 30 minutes~1 hour for the pill to take effect,
just don't make taking Ambien(or whatever it's called) a habit.
Viktorin
02-01-2005, 09:54 PM
You can try taking Clonidine as well. Most people would like try and google that and say its an anti-depressant but also doctors will use it as a sleep aid, because it slows your blood pressure down until it makes you tired enough to sleep. It knocks you out within 15 minutes of taking it. It comes in very small doses like nitroglycerin. You can easily over dose on Clonidine also if you don't watch out. I think about 4 pills over an average dose of 2 can kill you in your sleep.
Fintin
02-01-2005, 09:56 PM
half a bottle of scotch and some KY...nighty night haiw
ShotOver
02-01-2005, 11:39 PM
Have a nightcap, about 4-6 beers and you'll be out like a light.
I do that about every 2nd night :|
Caraway
02-01-2005, 11:40 PM
Don't use alcohol or sleeping pills to get sleep. It's not natural.
Viktorin
02-01-2005, 11:42 PM
Don't use alcohol or sleeping pills to get sleep. It's not natural.
Ambien is for natural sleep. :roll:
Aerosoul
02-01-2005, 11:43 PM
I take pills. I can't sleep without them, period. Kinda cool though.my nightvision rocks.
Don't use alcohol or sleeping pills to get sleep. It's not natural.
Don't know if the pills are natural or not, but yeah... this is my personal philosophy. I just don't want to start swallowing any pills for my sleep. Nor do I really feel like turning myself into an alcoholic.
a good wack on the coxies should knock ya out mate
http://www.tronk.be/sheepcow010.jpg
:D
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