Cow tipping = bad

[hood]

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[Trigger]

monkey-stomped Lasse in the nutsack.
Yessssss!
Funny as F**K!!

[Midtown]

hahaha suckers.

[Seoulstriker]

that is quite an incredible story. i'm and american and i haven't tipped a cow. :|

[Midtown]

uhhhh.....ever hear about that cow being blown up with some military explosives in central minnesota? Well if you did, I have no idea anything about that. Tipping is overrated.

[GLax]

rofl cow tipping is actually kinda fun. unknown to this poor man, its a 2 man job. and after you knock it over, you seriously have to run like hell cuz they get pissed, really reallly pissed...

[StarvingStudent47]

When you go cow-tipping, just make absolutely positively SURE it's not a bull. Seriously.

[GLax]

When you go cow-tipping, just make absolutely positively SURE it's not a bull. Seriously.

hell yea, they wont be nice and only leave ur nuts hurting...

[Fargin]

Dammit great read, danes are drunken morons.

[usa320]

Then the calf trotted over, and I swear, with God as my witness, monkey-stomped Lasse in the nutsack.

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

[NcDeuce]

So true so true...it's a blast!

woot

[disabled1]

OWNED by a cow how classic

[Macs.]

OWNED by a cow how classic

You like old threads, eh ! :backhand:

[molly747]

I grew up a mile away from a cattle ranch. And I've never heard of anybody cowtipping.

[Turbo]

only stupid drunk people do it

[disabled1]

yes i love to reactivate old threads...and as for cow tipping its very common in my hometown.

[Macs.]

There is no such thing as cowtipping. :roll:

[HoboWithAK]

Cows sleep lying down, like a cat would. However, having spent a little bit of time on a farm, there are idiots who do try to do it while they are grazing.

[disabled1]

cows are amazing in their lazieness, its about as fun as watching a sloth dry

[Pandy]

That's ****ed up, damn... I never gonna drink again....

Who's going on the next beer run?

[disabled1]

1,2,3, not it!!

[usm2b]

She gave a scary ass cow scream, which I had never heard before and hope to God in heaven that I never hear again.

rofl rofl rofl


Lessons learned from that experience:

1. Cows are ****ing heavy.
2. Cows are ****ing hard as rocks.
3. I am ****ing stupid.

rofl rofl rofl rofl

good read Hood!

[D.Sigurdsson]

rofl
And remember the lesson of this story is never do anything a drunk dane tells you to do. :D

[Warlord]

:lol: :lol:

I didn't know what cow tipping meant till I read this.

I got to try this with our water buffalos'. The thing is those buggers have long curved horns.

[b33f]

STOP ressurecting OLD threads!