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Fintin
02-16-2005, 03:11 PM
has your nationality or cultural background ever helped you with getting a date?
I have found being Irish is popular as of late...girls eat it up...they see my tattoo...ask if I am Irish and then I'm in like Flinn..I have gotten phone numbers based only on my heritage
Roldwin
02-16-2005, 03:21 PM
well, I'm spanish but it didn't helped me so much, I don't look like Antonio Banderas :(
EffJi
02-16-2005, 03:28 PM
I'm Swedish..do I have to say more?
I just whip out the accent and the women fall like the soviet union (that is, if I'm abroad)..
Or they would if I wouldn't have a girlfriend for the moment.
Well when i was in the army my platoon went to Finland to Rovaniemi, and we just said we were norwegian soldiers, and we got what we wanted from the girl's 90% of us got some action that weekend... :D and some did get some souveneirs to... one word! chlamydia...
<Gypsum Fantastic>
02-16-2005, 03:37 PM
Having an English accent works wonders in America. I went to Florida on a school trip and I came back...... a man!
GeraldDuval
02-16-2005, 03:44 PM
girls do go for the accent...
I've never actually gotten any baised off of my nationality, but I found out last year that not only are me and my girlfriend both irish, but our families are from the same county (Mayo) and her family (the McLachlans) used to own my family (Malloys).
Also her best friend is from the clan that killed half of my girlfriends clan and kicked them out of Ireland...
HooyahCQB
02-16-2005, 03:48 PM
When I was in Germany......
that's a story for another time... ;)
Gallewicz
02-16-2005, 03:51 PM
No, it´s more like a negative thing. :|
ROY H
02-16-2005, 03:57 PM
I have allways wondered what americans sound like to foreign people.
Do we have a weird accent?
Gatling
02-16-2005, 03:58 PM
Hell yeah, they usually have a hard time figuring me out but then a well placed phone call to either a buddy of mine or my sister, game's over :lol:
Fee Fi Fo Fum
02-16-2005, 03:59 PM
I have allways wondered what americans sound like to foreign people.
Do we have a weird accent?
haha yea!
Maine Finn
02-16-2005, 03:59 PM
I have allways wondered what americans sound like to foreign people.
Do we have a weird accent?
I've wondered that too... I'm sure that we New Englanders sound funny, though.
Nothin' like a good old Downeast accent... :D
<Gypsum Fantastic>
02-16-2005, 04:01 PM
I have allways wondered what americans sound like to foreign people.
Do we have a weird accent?
No, you sound really cool!....................
rofl
username
02-16-2005, 04:02 PM
I have allways wondered what americans sound like to foreign people.
Do we have a weird accent?
Some do, some don't it depend's on if it's a NY accent or a southern one. Most countries around the world have american TV shows on such as the simpsons so we are used to it somwhat. The only time it sounds wierd for me is it it's a really strong southern one or some guy talking in ganagsta rap slang.
ROY H
02-16-2005, 04:05 PM
I have allways wondered what americans sound like to foreign people.
Do we have a weird accent?
Some do, some don't it depend's on if it's a NY accent or a southern one. Most countries around the world have american TV shows on such as the simpsons so we are used to it somwhat. The only time it sounds wierd for me is it it's a really strong southern one or some guy talking in ganagsta rap slang.
lol ganagsta rap slang dosent sound weird just retared even to me.
Maine Finn
02-16-2005, 04:07 PM
I have allways wondered what americans sound like to foreign people.
Do we have a weird accent?
Some do, some don't it depend's on if it's a NY accent or a southern one. Most countries around the world have american TV shows on such as the simpsons so we are used to it somwhat. The only time it sounds wierd for me is it it's a really strong southern one or some guy talking in ganagsta rap slang.
New Yorkers have an accent all their own, that's for sure. My aunt lives in Nashville and has adopted the accent very well. As for the rest of us, well...
Stormy
02-16-2005, 04:33 PM
ppl from the NE from Philly - NYC - Boston have a similar accent, Not as heavy as it once was but some have it lighter than others.
WTF is a gangsta rap accent ? :lol:
Never heard of it in my life!
Maine Finn
02-16-2005, 04:39 PM
ppl from the NE from Philly - NYC - Boston have a similar accent, Not as heavy as it once was but some have it lighter than others.
Yes, in some places it is definitely less thick. Coastal Mainers have a particulary heavy accent, not unlike how some Massachussetts natives sound.
My accent isn't as noticeable - although I do have a tendency to slip into "coastal" every now and again. Personally, I like a good Downeast twang. :D
Stormy
02-16-2005, 04:46 PM
ppl from the NE from Philly - NYC - Boston have a similar accent, Not as heavy as it once was but some have it lighter than others.
Yes, in some places it is definitely less thick. Coastal Mainers have a particulary heavy accent, not unlike how some Massachussetts natives sound.
My accent isn't as noticeable - although I do have a tendency to slip into "coastal" every now and again. Personally, I like a good Downeast
twang. :D
I never noticed my light accent, We all do it, It don't matter what's your ethnic background, I hear everybody saying "Yo", "I'm from New Yawk", "Let me get a fawk".. and so on :)
Maine Finn
02-16-2005, 04:53 PM
I never noticed my light accent, We all do it, It don't matter what's your ethnic background, I hear everybody saying "Yo", "I'm from New Yawk", "Let me get a fawk".. and so on :)
It's fun to mess with tourists... a couple friends and I exaggerate our accents solely for the purpose of driving 'em nuts. :D
Stormy
02-16-2005, 04:57 PM
Accents turn me on!!! British ones and Southern U.S ones and Russian Ones. http://www.rocva.nl/sf35/res/shared/Module/forum/forum_smiley_tongue.gif
I don't really bother people, I just do me. If I shout you out from a distance ( that's if I do ) You will get to hear the "Yo" :P
Nawlins
02-16-2005, 04:59 PM
I haven't noticed but I'm sure it's raised a few eyebrows in the past... there's a rumor around that Cajun girls are great in bed.
seventy6er
02-16-2005, 05:13 PM
WTF is a gangsta rap accent ? :lol:
Never heard of it in my life!
Go HERE (http://www.asksnoop.com/) and enter the url of this website there.
Then you know what gagsta rap accent means ;)
Stormy
02-16-2005, 05:15 PM
You guys are too much, I live in the big bad hood, And no one speaks like that... Thats commercial talk you are hearing there.. :lol:
UkrainianAmerican
02-16-2005, 05:20 PM
Hmm, well my lebanese 'acquaintance' (discussed more thoroughly in my thread) has a thing for jewish guys because they are 'forbidden', so I guess it was a lot easier to hook up.
Wilco
02-16-2005, 05:25 PM
Spanish, Italian, Irish, some other stuff.
Viktorin
02-16-2005, 05:29 PM
I'm Swedish..do I have to say more?
I just whip out the accent and the women fall like the soviet union (that is, if I'm abroad)..
Or they would if I wouldn't have a girlfriend for the moment.
I have to say No to that. Swedish accent is nasty. ;)
radon
02-16-2005, 05:37 PM
Well when i was in the army my platoon went to Finland to Rovaniemi, and we just said we were norwegian soldiers, and we got what we wanted from the girl's 90% of us got some action that weekend... :D and some did get some souveneirs to... one word! chlamydia...
rofl . When I went there once I got a blue eye
Stormy
02-16-2005, 05:38 PM
I have no accent.
That's because you my friend didn't notice yet ;)
Viktorin
02-16-2005, 05:41 PM
People can't notice their own accents, they think they speak fine, until they are another person, then finally get to hear themselves talk. I'm sure most of you would laugh about your own accent. ;)
Stormy
02-16-2005, 05:43 PM
Looks like we hijacked the thread, The topic was Nat-Score and not accents :lol:
People can't notice their own accents, they think they speak fine, until they are another person, then finally get to hear themselves talk. I'm sure most of you would laugh about your own accent. ;)
I'd laugh if I suddenly became another person. :D
Viktorin
02-16-2005, 05:50 PM
People can't notice their own accents, they think they speak fine, until they are another person, then finally get to hear themselves talk. I'm sure most of you would laugh about your own accent. ;)
I'd laugh if I suddenly became another person. :D
That would be quite interesting, but you get what I'm saying though, eh?
<Gypsum Fantastic>
02-16-2005, 05:51 PM
People can't notice their own accents, they think they speak fine, until they are another person, then finally get to hear themselves talk. I'm sure most of you would laugh about your own accent. ;)
I'd laugh if I suddenly became another person. :D
You couldn't laugh because you'd be someone else!
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationality
Viktorin
02-16-2005, 06:03 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationality
Wow, that is the most ****ing ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.
Vance
02-16-2005, 06:13 PM
Chicks dig guys that know about 10 words in German.
Maine Finn
02-16-2005, 06:17 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationality
Wow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.
:cantbeli:
Wow, will the wonders never cease.
It depends, if i was in savanah yes being irish is a golden ticket. But as for any other countries, it depends on the bird realy and the country. I would say overall being Irish is a bonus, comepared to some other nationalitites. Especially in asia, but then again they are not really fussy out there are they, i have seen Welsh men pull out there rofl
Stormy
02-16-2005, 06:27 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationality
Wow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.
HAHAHA! The last 3 words just killed it :P
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationality
Wow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.
vik, have you ever seen ***
Stormy
02-16-2005, 06:30 PM
I'm just good looking, rough and tough with a nice baldy and I'm a strong muthatrucka! The ladies all over love me. http://www.rocva.nl/sf35/res/shared/Module/forum/forum_smiley_tongue.gif
FallenAngel
02-16-2005, 06:50 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationality
Wow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.
ouch.... :lol:
FallenAngel
02-16-2005, 06:56 PM
as for the question...I'm half sicilian. What do you think? ;)
Dress to impress, get the right atmosphere (Candle lit Italian eatery), the right words (toss in a few Italian words here and there), a little flattery is usually all that's needed for me. If she is a little more coy than most, a bottle of wine with dinner is usually sufficient :D
molly747
02-16-2005, 07:02 PM
I've been told I have a pretty thick Delta accent. But when I go up North, people seem to be more fascinated than turned on. I think it makes some people feel awkward bc we're more personable and say "Yes, ma'am," etc. But overall, most people either think you're a inbred idiot or some quaint little hayseed that's ventured into the big city ("Gaw-lee, look at them e-leck-trick lights!").
Oh, and when it's 2 a.m. and you're in a dark and smoky bar and lit to the ****, saying you're part Swedish sounds pretty hot to a guy. Just sayin'...
Well, people are intrigued. They think it's cool, and they sometimes ask me to say something in Portuguese to them :) Plus there aren't many people where I live who have Portuguese blood in them.
Maine Finn
02-16-2005, 07:07 PM
I've been told I have a pretty thick Delta accent. But when I go up North, people seem to be more fascinated than turned on. I think it makes some people feel awkward bc we're more personable and say "Yes, ma'am," etc. But overall, most people either think you're a inbred idiot or some quaint little hayseed that's ventured into the big city ("Gaw-lee, look at them e-leck-trick lights!").
No kidding on the personable part. Too many people around here seem to have completely lost their sense of friendliness. I don't know why.
James
02-16-2005, 07:09 PM
I don't think I really have an accent at all. If I do, it is a Pacific Northwest one, I guess.
Fintin
02-16-2005, 07:12 PM
I don't think I really have an accent at all. If I do, it is a Pacific Northwest one, I guess.
we all know you could be a mute and still dazzle the ladies james
James
02-16-2005, 07:13 PM
When I hear recordings of myself my voice sounds a lot deeper than it does in my head. Odd.
GeraldDuval
02-16-2005, 07:29 PM
I went into a Japanese shop on vacation once wearing a kilt and all the japanese chick (right off the boat too) followed me around and asked me all kinds of questions. they were real interested and such.
keep that in mind, japanese chicks like kilts...
Eat a bullet
02-16-2005, 07:36 PM
I went into a Japanese shop on vacation once wearing a kilt and all the japanese chick (right off the boat too) followed me around and asked me all kinds of questions. they were real interested and such.
keep that in mind, japanese chicks like kilts...
Damn, people usually just stare at me. Maybe I need to find some japanese chicks. :)
Gauntlet
02-16-2005, 08:23 PM
My light coloration really hints Swedish but people say German. Doesn't matter anyway. Around in Maryland, girls tend to go for those dark Italians. :(
I do have a Military Accent. Military accents are a mix. So my life living in Texas and Australia gave me a strange voice. Something that those other preps can't seem to handle. I'm too different.
EsoognomEhT
02-16-2005, 08:32 PM
On the nationalities side, it really ****ing annoys me when a yank claims to be Irish or Scottish because their grandma's dogs cousins hairdress was Irish.. its ridiculous
Eat a bullet
02-16-2005, 09:01 PM
On the nationalities side, it really f*** annoys me when a yank claims to be Irish or Scottish because their grandma's dogs cousins hairdress was Irish.. its ridiculous
What is someone who's grandparents came from there? Or do you mean someone who just says they are Scottish, Irish or whatever?
GeraldDuval
02-16-2005, 09:06 PM
On the nationalities side, it really f*** annoys me when a yank claims to be Irish or Scottish because their grandma's dogs cousins hairdress was Irish.. its ridiculous
thats bull****. In america where were not all the same background we can do that. Plus my grandmother was born in ireland. Last time I looked at Irish citizenship laws that means I could get dual citizenship if i applied for it. so **** off.
The Irish Nationality and Citizenship Act of 1956 provides that certain persons born outside of Ireland may claim Irish citizenship by descent. Anyone born outside Ireland whose grandmother or grandfather, but not his or her parents, were born in Ireland may become an Irish citizen by registering in the Irish Foreign Births Register (FBR) at the Department of Foreign Affairs in Dublin or at the nearest Irish Embassy or Consular Office.
I can say I'm Irish.
EsoognomEhT
02-16-2005, 09:09 PM
What is someone who's grandparents came from there? Or do you mean someone who just says they are Scottish, Irish or whatever?
grandparents are fine, but theres a whole load that just exploit some really tenuous links
In america where were not all the same background we can do that
:lol: :lol: Exclusive to America of course :lol:
EsoognomEhT
02-16-2005, 09:14 PM
Quote:
The Irish Nationality and Citizenship Act of 1956 provides that certain persons born outside of Ireland may claim Irish citizenship by descent. Anyone born outside Ireland whose grandmother or grandfather, but not his or her parents, were born in Ireland may become an Irish citizen by registering in the Irish Foreign Births Register (FBR) at the Department of Foreign Affairs in Dublin or at the nearest Irish Embassy or Consular Office.
I can say I'm Irish.
Actually, you would have to actually claim Irish citizenship (via the The Irish Nationality and Citizenship Act of 1956) to actually be able to say you're Irish ;]
walford
02-16-2005, 09:42 PM
Ah dohnnew whuy, bet, when peepul frim th Ball-mer/Warshinden aree-er twack, sumufus mek thim lee-uff. Evin u-wun th phane, hwon! :(
limey
02-16-2005, 09:51 PM
On the nationalities side, it really f*** annoys me when a yank claims to be Irish or Scottish because their grandma's dogs cousins hairdress was Irish.. its ridiculous
thats bull****. In america where were not all the same background we can do that. Plus my grandmother was born in ireland. Last time I looked at Irish citizenship laws that means I could get dual citizenship if i applied for it. so f*** off.
The Irish Nationality and Citizenship Act of 1956 provides that certain persons born outside of Ireland may claim Irish citizenship by descent. Anyone born outside Ireland whose grandmother or grandfather, but not his or her parents, were born in Ireland may become an Irish citizen by registering in the Irish Foreign Births Register (FBR) at the Department of Foreign Affairs in Dublin or at the nearest Irish Embassy or Consular Office.
I can say I'm Irish.
No, you are wrong. You are, (I take it) american.
If you take a pig out of a sty and put it in a kennel - it is still a pig, not a dog.
BTW - I felt like Brad Pitt with my accent in the US. It didn't work as well in Ireland though (damn those catholic girls !!!) :lol:
Well cosnidering I'm usually in the Netherlands it ain't much use. Beyond the borders I couldn't see how me being Dutch and sounding like I speak through a paper bag from the bottom of a well would make me any more popular. :D
Chicks dig guys that know about 10 words in German.
rofl
DoD players must be popular! :lol:
Stormy
02-17-2005, 01:29 AM
DoD players must be popular!
rofl Los! Los! Los!
Mamon
02-17-2005, 02:24 AM
DoD players must be popular!
rofl Los! Los! Los!
Hell yeah, that was the reason I started learning German :lol:
Mark Sman
02-17-2005, 02:46 AM
DoD source is going to be cool.
The claiming another nationality thing in the US thing bothers me too.
My dad is trying to get me to apply for dual. I would, but I don't think that having dual Irish citizenship would let me work anywhere in the EU the way it would an Irish native. Other than that it just sounds like a hassle.
Even if I had it, I would claim, and do so now, to be an American.
As for scoring, not really. Some broads abroad hate the US. That may have hurt. Some like the US. Don't know that it helped. Probably didn't matter to them. Going to Spain, Portugal, Italy late this year.
My southern US accent has given people a pause before. aight?
Ratman
02-17-2005, 07:24 AM
Having an English accent works wonders in America. I went to Florida on a school trip and I came back...... a man!
Hmmmm. Even though you don't tend to shower and have teeth like you grew up eating nails?
Ratman
02-17-2005, 07:26 AM
I went into a Japanese shop on vacation once wearing a kilt and all the japanese chick (right off the boat too) followed me around and asked me all kinds of questions. they were real interested and such.
keep that in mind, japanese chicks like kilts...
Damn, people usually just stare at me. Maybe I need to find some japanese chicks. :)
Japanese girls like ***. Full stop.
On the nationalities side, it really f*** annoys me when a yank claims to be Irish or Scottish because their grandma's dogs cousins hairdress was Irish.. its ridiculous
thats bull****. In america where were not all the same background we can do that. Plus my grandmother was born in ireland. Last time I looked at Irish citizenship laws that means I could get dual citizenship if i applied for it. so f*** off.
The Irish Nationality and Citizenship Act of 1956 provides that certain persons born outside of Ireland may claim Irish citizenship by descent. Anyone born outside Ireland whose grandmother or grandfather, but not his or her parents, were born in Ireland may become an Irish citizen by registering in the Irish Foreign Births Register (FBR) at the Department of Foreign Affairs in Dublin or at the nearest Irish Embassy or Consular Office.
I can say I'm Irish.
We better get it changed quick. Time to ring Bertie and have a referendum. p-)
On the nationalities side, it really f*** annoys me when a yank claims to be Irish or Scottish because their grandma's dogs cousins hairdress was Irish.. its ridiculous
thats bull****. In america where were not all the same background we can do that. Plus my grandmother was born in ireland. Last time I looked at Irish citizenship laws that means I could get dual citizenship if i applied for it. so f*** off.
The Irish Nationality and Citizenship Act of 1956 provides that certain persons born outside of Ireland may claim Irish citizenship by descent. Anyone born outside Ireland whose grandmother or grandfather, but not his or her parents, were born in Ireland may become an Irish citizen by registering in the Irish Foreign Births Register (FBR) at the Department of Foreign Affairs in Dublin or at the nearest Irish Embassy or Consular Office.
I can say I'm Irish.
We better get it changed quick. Time to ring Bertie and have a referendum. p-)
With an amendment saying footballers whos distant relations cat was irish are expempt ofcourse rofl
Macs.
02-17-2005, 07:52 AM
I don't have a accent, I speak perfectly english.
tenda
02-17-2005, 08:10 AM
i'm italian :
but i'm like a sponge.....i'll get all my "software" from all over the world..!! ;)
EsoognomEhT
02-17-2005, 08:59 AM
Hmmmm. Even though you don't tend to shower and have teeth like you grew up eating nails?
... ?
Jack Mehoff
02-17-2005, 09:32 AM
Having an English accent works wonders in America. I went to Florida on a school trip and I came back...... a man!
Hmmmm. Even though you don't tend to shower and have teeth like you grew up eating nails?
:lol: rofl
ShotOver
02-17-2005, 09:44 AM
Yeah, i got a mix between Scottish, Australian, American (From the TV i watched as a Kid) plus a real deep voice, girls always ask "Oh my gawd, are you like...American or somthing?!" heh
Big D
02-17-2005, 10:02 AM
I have allways wondered what americans sound like to foreign people.
Do we have a weird accent?
ever been to texas?
:lol:
king_nothing100
02-17-2005, 10:13 AM
Having an English accent works wonders in America. I went to Florida on a school trip and I came back...... a man!
Hmmmm. Even though you don't tend to shower and have teeth like you grew up eating nails?
Even though you are a, in-bred, dumb arsed, cousin fücker, hick? See? Generalisations get you nowhere.
Initiative
02-17-2005, 10:15 AM
Having an English accent works wonders in America. I went to Florida on a school trip and I came back...... a man!
Hmmmm. Even though you don't tend to shower and have teeth like you grew up eating nails?
Even though you are a, in-bred, dumb arsed, cousin fücker, hick? See? Generalisations get you nowhere.
Are you trying to say you brush your teeth? p-)
king_nothing100
02-17-2005, 10:22 AM
lol of course, and I shower nearly every day, don't you?
Initiative
02-17-2005, 10:27 AM
lol of course, and I shower nearly every day, don't you?
:lol:
Sorry bro, I'm being an @ss. p-)
king_nothing100
02-17-2005, 10:31 AM
And your point is? I don't role in mud all day or **** my shreddies so I think 6 out 7 days is alright.
Jack Mehoff
02-17-2005, 11:25 AM
I've been hit on few times before, but almost all of them are gay men. Come on! just because you being friendly and give them a smile doesn't mean they can come over to grab your ass.
Lokos
02-17-2005, 12:39 PM
I'm a Serbian, living in Australia as a citizen, with an American accent that puts actual Americans to shame. Does it help me get the right kind of attention? You're damned right it does.
Lokos
My accent works fine.. Especially on norwegian women (admit it Viktorin ;)).
Hmm or maybe its my looks. p-)
Eat a bullet
02-17-2005, 01:47 PM
I don't think I really have an accent at all. If I do, it is a Pacific Northwest one, I guess.
Maybe people think we have boring accents. Everyone around the Puget Sound sounds the same.
I know I can't stand a Texas accent on a woman... makes me wish someone would kick the lunch out of me.
<Gypsum Fantastic>
02-17-2005, 01:59 PM
Having an English accent works wonders in America. I went to Florida on a school trip and I came back...... a man!
Hmmmm. Even though you don't tend to shower and have teeth like you grew up eating nails?
:lol: rofl
Obviously good enough compared to American men.....
Latin girls like english guys p-)
Sabre
02-17-2005, 02:49 PM
A bird came up to me in a club a little while back, all smiling and batting her eyelashes, and said:
"So where are you from then?"
So I said:
"Yorkshire."
She f***ed off....
.....why didn't I say Canada? That would have been interesting. :|
<Gypsum Fantastic>
02-17-2005, 02:52 PM
A bird came up to me in a club a little while back, all smiling and batting her eyelashes, and said:
"So where are you from then?"
So I said:
"Yorkshire."
She f***ed off....
.....why didn't I say Canada? That would have been interesting. :|
Yorkshire men have a reputation.....
I lived in Surrey for a while so women think I am posh and loaded... I don't tell them otherwise.
Sabre
02-17-2005, 02:54 PM
I'm not really from Yorkshire though. I don't even sound like it! I just live there.
I actually am Canadian...I HAVE AN INTERESTING LIFE!!!!!!
I CAN MAKE CONVERSATION!!!!
But no..................."Yorkshire"
The best I could do! :lol:
<Gypsum Fantastic>
02-17-2005, 03:22 PM
I'm not really from Yorkshire though. I don't even sound like it! I just live there.
I actually am Canadian...I HAVE AN INTERESTING LIFE!!!!!!
I CAN MAKE CONVERSATION!!!!
But no..................."Yorkshire"
The best I could do! :lol:
rofl
OK, there's no helping you then.....
Latin girls like english guys p-)
Latin girls are like asian girls, if its a possible way out, they like it p-)
Shadow
02-17-2005, 04:18 PM
German girls like turks italiens & Co. with lots of hair gel.
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Spasties we call them here. :lol:
walford
02-17-2005, 04:21 PM
I'm not really from Yorkshire though. I don't even sound like it! I just live there. I actually am Canadian...I HAVE AN INTERESTING LIFE!!!!!! I CAN MAKE CONVERSATION!!!! But no..................."Yorkshire" The best I could do!OK, there's no helping you then.....It wouldn't make any difference to American ladies. Any accent will do [except maybe for a thick cockney, but even then...].
So long as you have a bit of money [don't have to be rich, but enough to treat a lady to a dinner and a night out], bathe regularly and have most of your teeth, then you are an exotic sophisticated European. Play that up with attitude. Hell I went to the West coast for a political gathering and my DC accent [yes there is one] got people asking where I was from. They seemed to be impressed with that. :roll:
Poor Haiw. If he came here with his Dutch accent and his quick mind, he should do fine over here. Just a bit of feigned worldliness will get you far with American girls.
Although, I don't think a French accent will be universally welcomed in certain parts of the country.
Maine Finn
02-17-2005, 04:21 PM
My accent works fine.. Especially on norwegian women (admit it Viktorin ;)).
Hmm or maybe its my looks. p-)
I'm not Norwegian, but I have to say I don't care for foreign accents. ;)
Eat a bullet
02-17-2005, 04:23 PM
German girls like turks italiens & Co. with lots of hair gel.
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Spasties we call them here. :lol:
rofl rofl rofl
Gauntlet
02-17-2005, 04:41 PM
German girls like turks italiens & Co. with lots of hair gel.
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Spasties we call them here. :lol:
rofl rofl rofl
Sigh... those are the ones. No one picks the Swedish guy except for fat Phillipino chicks.
Eeew. Boys have cooties!
;)
walford
02-17-2005, 05:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/sativaskye/boysaredumb.jpg
moughoun
02-17-2005, 05:12 PM
Irish work's every where.......................except Ireland.......most of the time
Irish work's every where.......................except Ireland.......most of the time
Irish accents make me melt...
moughoun
02-17-2005, 05:29 PM
Irish work's every where.......................except Ireland.......most of the time
Irish accents make me melt...
if you were 10 year's older...... ;)
moughoun
02-17-2005, 05:30 PM
^ that doesn't sound right :oops:
^ that doesn't sound right :oops:
Thank you Captain Obvious... :lol:
Sigh... those are the ones. No one picks the Swedish guy except for fat Phillipino chicks.
Say what?
Aah that bittersweet jealousy shines through. :)
Scandies in general have good looks and good genes.
moughoun
02-17-2005, 05:42 PM
^ that doesn't sound right :oops:
Thank you Captain Obvious... :lol:
way to blow my secret identity.... :(
p-)
walford
02-17-2005, 05:49 PM
http://www.evula.org/dragoon/pics/captain.obvious.jpg
Scottie
02-17-2005, 05:53 PM
is the pope a catholic? :roll:
Initiative
02-17-2005, 06:00 PM
http://internet.oit.edu/~pattonst/obvious.gif
Maine Finn
02-17-2005, 06:01 PM
Sigh... those are the ones. No one picks the Swedish guy except for fat Phillipino chicks.
Say what?
Aah that bittersweet jealousy shines through. :)
Scandies in general have good looks and good genes.
Yeah, in general. I can think of a few bad apples... :D
Stormy
02-17-2005, 06:10 PM
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas. :lol:
Sigh... those are the ones. No one picks the Swedish guy except for fat Phillipino chicks.
Say what?
Aah that bittersweet jealousy shines through. :)
Scandies in general have good looks and good genes.
Yeah, in general. I can think of a few bad apples... :D
Me too :D
But nevertheless scandies are the most popular donors at sperm banks. Well, let's not dig to deep in that mess. :)
walford
02-17-2005, 06:19 PM
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas.Especially on pasty-looking white boys. You can get those things around here in a dollar store.
Eat a bullet
02-17-2005, 06:21 PM
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas. :lol:
They should be flesh colored, then they'd look like ****s...hmm...too late
Stormy
02-17-2005, 06:23 PM
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas.Especially on pasty-looking white boys. You can get those things around here in a dollar store.
HAHAHAHA! You are funny guy Walford :D
Yeah, They are cheap and come in all colors.
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas. :lol:
They should be flesh colored, then they'd look like ****s...hmm...too late
But are those guys fore real or it some show maybe?
Stormy
02-17-2005, 06:25 PM
I'd take the Harlem Jersey ( If it's authentic, I dislike replicas ) :P
walford
02-17-2005, 06:34 PM
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas.Especially on pasty-looking white boys. You can get those things around here in a dollar store.HAHAHAHA! You are funny guy Walford :D
Yeah, They are cheap and come in all colors.Funny? Funny how? (http://henancius.martin-scorsese.net/sounds/goodfellas/fullfun.wav)
http://www.soundboardcalls.com/pesci.jpg
Stormy
02-17-2005, 06:37 PM
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas.Especially on pasty-looking white boys. You can get those things around here in a dollar store.HAHAHAHA! You are funny guy Walford :D
Yeah, They are cheap and come in all colors.Funny? Funny how? (http://henancius.martin-scorsese.net/sounds/goodfellas/fullfun.wav)
http://www.soundboardcalls.com/pesci.jpg
rofl 10/10
Gauntlet
02-17-2005, 06:37 PM
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas. :lol:
I identify with this picture so much. My school is so poser when trying to be "In da hood". I really sympathize with the guy in the sweater on the far right.
Stormy
02-17-2005, 06:43 PM
I have no problem if someone wants to dress a certain style. I'm from what you may want to call the hood. I seen some surburbanites take it way too far with the over acting, Common now thats bad! Not even the guys out here over act like that. Damn MTV I tell ya! :D
German girls like turks italiens & Co. with lots of hair gel.
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Spasties we call them here. :lol:
Reminds me of the north side of cork city, we call them "feens" all its short is some nigerian "refugees" with there bling bling.
moughoun
02-17-2005, 06:49 PM
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas. :lol:
I identify with this picture so much. My school is so poser when trying to be "In da hood". I really sympathize with the guy in the sweater on the far right.
does anyone else think that they are all that big guy's bitches? p-)
walford
02-17-2005, 06:52 PM
does anyone else think that they are all that big guy's bitches? p-)Word.
king_nothing100
02-17-2005, 06:53 PM
I think the guy on the left and the one in the middle need their beaks sorted out.
It looks like they wear make up too..
Fintin
02-17-2005, 07:47 PM
Irish work's every where.......................except Ireland.......most of the time
i had about 20 girls convinced i live in Ireland once...
drinking + Boondock Saints + tinny = SCORE
Chicks dig guys that know about 10 words in German.
:oops:
Viktorin
02-17-2005, 10:56 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationality
Wow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.
vik, have you ever seen ***
Have you even seen your own ***, kid?
Gauntlet
02-17-2005, 10:56 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationality
Wow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.
vik, have you ever seen ***
Have you even seen your own ***, kid?
pwned! :lol:
Viktorin
02-17-2005, 10:57 PM
My accent works fine.. Especially on norwegian women (admit it Viktorin ;)).
Hmm or maybe its my looks. p-)
A Norwegian doesn't like a Swedish accent, so I say NO to the paperbag mouth accent.
Buckeye67
02-18-2005, 12:52 AM
My wife gets lucky* fairly frequently in part due to her australian accent. :hug:
(*with ME, you knuckleheads)
She says she doesn't notice mine though. :(
My accent works fine.. Especially on norwegian women (admit it Viktorin ;)).
Hmm or maybe its my looks. p-)
A Norwegian doesn't like a Swedish accent, so I say NO to the paperbag mouth accent.
You know that's not true my friend. :)
Opening Batsman
02-18-2005, 05:02 AM
Pfft, it is too easy for an Aussie. Just roll out the ol' accent, casually talk of the last crocodile you tackled while you explain to the girl the difficulties of stopping your pet 'roo following your car around all day. ;)
Gauntlet
02-18-2005, 08:27 AM
Chicks dig the Aussie Accent because it has that classy English sound but sounds so much more rugged and manly.
My Australian-Texan mix makes me sound like an idiot though.
FrogMan
02-18-2005, 10:31 AM
I used to travel quite a lot between France and Austin, Texas a few years ago, and being French granted me with a lot of attention and affection from the local chicks at that time (6th street pubs and bars, july music festival, memories are flowing ...).
Now, going back there in Texas and bragging about my French nationality would be a mistake.... a deadly mistake.... !!!!!!!!
wulfstan
02-18-2005, 11:01 AM
Talking in a strong Brummie accent always get the ladies hot....
(the Brits will know what that accent sounds like. I don't have one, i'm from London originally)
Viktorin
02-18-2005, 03:32 PM
My accent works fine.. Especially on norwegian women (admit it Viktorin ;)).
Hmm or maybe its my looks. p-)
A Norwegian doesn't like a Swedish accent, so I say NO to the paperbag mouth accent.
You know that's not true my friend. :)
Actually it is true. You kinda proved that a little while ago on your own. ;)
<Gypsum Fantastic>
02-18-2005, 05:05 PM
Talking in a strong Brummie accent always get the ladies hot....
(the Brits will know what that accent sounds like. I don't have one, i'm from London originally)
Yeah, ask Sharon Osbourne.
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationality
Wow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.
vik, have you ever seen ***
Have you even seen your own ***, kid?
I first saw it 3 years ago, I was in the shower and I was playing with myself
EsoognomEhT
02-19-2005, 01:05 PM
Talking in a strong Brummie accent always get the ladies hot....
oh aye, works every time that one I bet
Anyway, whats all this about Yorkshire men ey?!
walford
02-19-2005, 01:26 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationalityWow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.vik, have you ever seen cumHave you even seen your own ***, kid?I first saw it 3 years ago, I was in the shower and I was playing with myselfFor the love of Pete, will you both just get together and be done with it? http://squaries.phrea.com/pukey.gif
EDIT: I'm sure that enough members of this board would be willing to chip in for airline tickets. We can fly you both to Utah where Jack Mehoff will gather up the needed supplies and supervise.
Onyks
02-19-2005, 01:46 PM
I suppose in a way it has helped me get a few dates here and there
Jack Mehoff
02-19-2005, 02:01 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationalityWow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.vik, have you ever seen cumHave you even seen your own ***, kid?I first saw it 3 years ago, I was in the shower and I was playing with myselfFor the love of Pete, will you both just get together and be done with it? http://squaries.phrea.com/pukey.gif
EDIT: I'm sure that enough members of this board would be willing to chip in for airline tickets. We can fly you both to Utah where Jack Mehoff will gather up the needed supplies and supervise.
Sorry, I don't have any lube or condoms
Maine Finn
02-19-2005, 02:08 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationalityWow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.vik, have you ever seen cumHave you even seen your own ***, kid?I first saw it 3 years ago, I was in the shower and I was playing with myselfFor the love of Pete, will you both just get together and be done with it? http://squaries.phrea.com/pukey.gif
EDIT: I'm sure that enough members of this board would be willing to chip in for airline tickets. We can fly you both to Utah where Jack Mehoff will gather up the needed supplies and supervise.
Sorry, I don't have any lube or condoms
But you're Utah NG, right? Maybe you can scrounge up something else for them...
Doomsayer
02-19-2005, 02:12 PM
http://www.beast.mos-worlds.de/images/library/poll_otw/stophiphop.de_intelligent01.jpg
Accckkkkk! I hate Doo-rags damn it.... and it don't look good on the fellas. :lol:
wiggers :bash:
walford
02-19-2005, 02:12 PM
I wouldn't be the stud I am today if it wasn't for my nationalityWow, that is the most f*** ignorant and arrogant statement I've ever seen come from your *** encrusted mouth.vik, have you ever seen cumHave you even seen your own ***, kid?I first saw it 3 years ago, I was in the shower and I was playing with myselfFor the love of Pete, will you both just get together and be done with it? http://squaries.phrea.com/pukey.gif
EDIT: I'm sure that enough members of this board would be willing to chip in for airline tickets. We can fly you both to Utah where Jack Mehoff will gather up the needed supplies and supervise.Sorry, I don't have any lube or condomsBut you're Utah NG, right? Maybe you can scrounge up something else for them...Whatever you need can be subsidized. I have complete confidence that you are worldly enough to know what should transpire and what is required to facilitate it. You may need some of your buddies in uniform to help.
Maine Finn
02-19-2005, 02:16 PM
For the love of Pete, will you both just get together and be done with it? http://squaries.phrea.com/pukey.gif
EDIT: I'm sure that enough members of this board would be willing to chip in for airline tickets. We can fly you both to Utah where Jack Mehoff will gather up the needed supplies and supervise.Sorry, I don't have any lube or condomsBut you're Utah NG, right? Maybe you can scrounge up something else for them...Whatever you need can be subsidized. I have complete confidence that you are worldly enough to know what should transpire and what is required to facilitate it. You may need some of your buddies in uniform to help.
Indeed. If I did not have guests this week, I'd head west to help out.
<Gypsum Fantastic>
02-19-2005, 02:56 PM
Talking in a strong Brummie accent always get the ladies hot....
oh aye, works every time that one I bet
Anyway, whats all this about Yorkshire men ey?!
I was only insulting them, don't worry yourself...
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