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jasonglh
03-02-2005, 10:07 PM
MIAMI (*******) - A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.




The woman known professionally as Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, "Why not ... I don't need it any more."


"Somebody might bid on it. It's like the first **** to be sued over in a lawsuit," she said.


Peaks said she would autograph the auctioned implant for the winner but would keep its mate "for good measure."


She explained that she had her size 69-HH implants removed and underwent breast reduction surgery in 1999 after retiring from the business to start a new life.


"They were like really big, crazy big," said Peaks, who described herself as a happily married homemaker and mother of three now living in the Detroit area.


Peaks won notoriety in 1998 when a man sued her and her employer, the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, saying he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face at a bachelor party. He said they were "like two cement blocks."


The parties accepted binding arbitration on "The People's Court" television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private.


The bailiff found the breasts to be "soft" and to weigh about 2 pounds (0.9 kg) each. Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages.


The implant auction ends on Saturday. So far Peaks has received 10 bids, topping out at $71, according to the eBay Web site.




BID NOW!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5561537389&rd=1

Onyks
03-02-2005, 10:18 PM
Wow, people really have nothing better to buy these days.. rofl

03-02-2005, 10:19 PM
those are nice

US MAN
03-02-2005, 11:38 PM
and already the bid is up to $2,125.00

:cantbeli:

ronin2172
03-02-2005, 11:42 PM
that aint nothing...the **** star Houston sold the parts of her labia that she had surgically removed on Ebay

disabled1
03-03-2005, 12:01 AM
whats a labia

PCarola
03-03-2005, 12:03 AM
whats a labia

rofl rofl rofl rofl

disabled1
03-03-2005, 12:05 AM
seriously

obd
03-03-2005, 12:10 AM
I cant think of anything worse than some **** star slut (aka: highly paid prostitute) who removes her implants and then on top of that gets breast reduction surgery to start a new life as a home maker!!!

Who in thier right freakin mind would marry a **** star turned deflated home maker..........

I know, today Im gonna marry some girl who had *** with 1500 other men and then decided to make herself ugly..........right.

Haiw
03-03-2005, 12:17 AM
I cant think of anything worse than some **** star slut (aka: highly paid prostitute) who removes her implants and then on top of that gets breast reduction surgery to start a new life as a home maker!!!

Who in thier right freakin mind would marry a **** star turned deflated home maker..........

I know, today Im gonna marry some girl who had *** with 1500 other men and then decided to make herself ugly..........right.
I don't wanna nitpick but I think lots of ****stars would actually become prettier from a breast reduction. ;)

kuttless
03-03-2005, 12:25 AM
^^^ agreed big ****s are so overrated to me at least :D

EvanL
03-03-2005, 12:29 AM
whats a labia
pussy lips
theres two kinds
labia minora, and labia majora
minora is the smaller lips on the inside
and majora is the larger lips on the outside.
like an onion the ****** has many layers p-)
Thats your vag lesson for the day folks.. hope i made Seoulstriker and FMs day.

Haiw
03-03-2005, 12:34 AM
whats a labia
pussy lips
theres two kinds
labia minora, and labia majora
minora is the smaller lips on the inside
and majora is the larger lips on the outside.
like an onion the ****** has many layers p-)
Thats your vag lesson for the day folks.. hope i made Seoulstriker and FMs day.
I can see you paid attention on your way out...

03-03-2005, 01:38 AM
whats a labia
pussy lips
theres two kinds
labia minora, and labia majora
minora is the smaller lips on the inside
and majora is the larger lips on the outside.
like an onion the ****** has many layers p-)
Thats your vag lesson for the day folks.. hope i made Seoulstriker and FMs day.

thanks doc

EvanL
03-03-2005, 10:11 PM
whats a labia
pussy lips
theres two kinds
labia minora, and labia majora
minora is the smaller lips on the inside
and majora is the larger lips on the outside.
like an onion the ****** has many layers p-)
Thats your vag lesson for the day folks.. hope i made Seoulstriker and FMs day.
I can see you paid attention on your way out...
no actually its on my way in. i stop to take notes.