How often do you masturbate?

[Seoulstriker]

How often do you masturbate? ;)

[Deuterium]

Use it or lose it..... Maintains good prostrate health...

[Seoulstriker]

Use it or lose it..... Maintains good prostrate health...

5-7 times per week might aggravate your prostate, though. it's good to get the juices flowing occasionally, though.

[perdurabo]

only weekends when i'm off from city without my girl :) or when she dosen't want to cooperate :)
(Let's wait until Moly and Nawlins put their vote :) )

[Seoulstriker]

only weekends when i'm off from city without my girl :) or when she dosen't want to cooperate :)
(Let's wait until Moly and Nawlins put their vote :) )

yeah, i'm waiting for those votes to come in. :D

[California Joe]

All the time. I'm married, duh.

One more ***** oriented thread from you and you're the next Adam pal.

[Seoulstriker]

All the time. I'm married, duh.

One more ***** oriented thread from you and you're the next Adam pal.

perhaps my next poll should be: "how long is your ******?" :P

[Jack Mehoff]

The only time i spank it is when I don't get enough love from the wife :D

[Seoulstriker]

The only time i spank it is when I don't get enough love from the wife :D

21-28 times per week is still a lot. ;)

[Herrmannek]

Masturbating allot
causes:
Blindness

[Guttorm]

Jeez seoul....

First the post about ***** length, THEN what kind of alcohol one prefeers and now this, you're trying to find out who isn't getting any...

I'm suspiciuos... :P

[Skaman]

what the **** you little nerds? What kinda sick thread is this. Just because you are insecure that you jerk off an abnormal amount, does not warrant you to post a thread and compare daily spankings so you dont feel so "different"

heres a tip that cures the urge to tug: a GIRLFRIEND

[JiJoMacLE45]

It's more like, when do I not.

[Trigger]

doofus maximus wrote:

what the f*** you little nerds? What kinda sick thread is this. Just because you are insecure that you jerk off an abnormal amount, does not warrant you to post a thread and compare daily spankings so you dont feel do "different"

heres a tip that cures the urge to tug: a GIRLFRIEND
...or in your case a BOYFRIEND.
***** talk gets ducimus all hot and bothered guys. Knock it off or he'll PM you.

[Seoulstriker]

doofus maximus wrote:

what the f*** you little nerds? What kinda sick thread is this. Just because you are insecure that you jerk off an abnormal amount, does not warrant you to post a thread and compare daily spankings so you dont feel do "different"

heres a tip that cures the urge to tug: a GIRLFRIEND
...or in your case a BOYFRIEND.
***** talk gets ducimus all hot and bothered guys. Knock it off or he'll PM you.

rofl rofl rofl

[Seoulstriker]

Jeez seoul....

First the post about ***** length, THEN what kind of alcohol one prefeers and now this, you're trying to find out who isn't getting any...

I'm suspiciuos... :P


actually, it's worse then that: now the masturbating poll, before the ***** length poll, originally the circumcision poll. :P

:lol:

[Nawlins]

Seoul, is this all you ever think about, man?

[Seoulstriker]

Seoul, is this all you ever think about, man?

i'm just making conversation, sweetheart. :P :P :P

[Nawlins]

Making conversation? I guess this is what boys talk about?

[Seoulstriker]

Making conversation? I guess this is what boys talk about?

you're right. :lol:

boys with toys, i guess. :P

[Fargin]

Only when I use public transportation.

[Seoulstriker]

Only when I use public transportation.

on certain CTA buses in chicago, homeless/aimless older men love to masturbate to younger women on the bus. it's really disgusting. :|

[XASA]

Making conversation? I guess this is what boys talk about?

You're right Nawlins, boys, but not men.

This and other posts like it certainly falls under the "Off-Topic" heading but it certainly isn't "Humor". In fact, it's downright stupid, especially from someone who claims to be in pre-med. I'd be interested in what a newcomer to this forum thought.

[Seoulstriker]

Making conversation? I guess this is what boys talk about?

You're right Nawlins, boys, but not men.

This and other posts like it certainly falls under the "Off-Topic" heading but it certainly isn't "Humor". In fact, it's downright stupid, especially from someone who claims to be in pre-med. I'd be interested in what a newcomer to this forum thought.

you need a sense of humor.

[XASA]

Making conversation? I guess this is what boys talk about?

You're right Nawlins, boys, but not men.

This and other posts like it certainly falls under the "Off-Topic" heading but it certainly isn't "Humor". In fact, it's downright stupid, especially from someone who claims to be in pre-med. I'd be interested in what a newcomer to this forum thought.

you need a sense of humor.

I'm laughing at you right now :P

[Seoulstriker]

Making conversation? I guess this is what boys talk about?

You're right Nawlins, boys, but not men.

This and other posts like it certainly falls under the "Off-Topic" heading but it certainly isn't "Humor". In fact, it's downright stupid, especially from someone who claims to be in pre-med. I'd be interested in what a newcomer to this forum thought.

you need a sense of humor.

I'm laughing at you right now :P

i enjoy kidding around, riling and shaking things around, know what i'm sayin'? it's a joke. :hug:

[Trigger]

i enjoy kidding around, riling and shaking things around, know what i'm sayin'? it's a joke.

"...I know Trigger...Trigger is a good friend of mine...you're no Trigger..."
—Senator Lloyd Bentsen

[California Joe]

It's true. I heard him say that.

Spell "potato" ;)

[Herrmannek]

ziemniak

[Operation Ivy]

Making conversation? I guess this is what boys talk about?

you're right. :lol:

boys with toys, i guess. :P

Ahahahahaha rofl rofl rofl rofl ....what guy doesnt talk bout this stuf once in a while :D rofl

[Guttorm]

Making conversation? I guess this is what boys talk about?

you're right. :lol:

boys with toys, i guess. :P

Toys?

It's not a toy... It's a WEAPON!!

"This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for action, this is for fun"

*hums along to Gunnery Sgt Heartmann"

:)

[rob]

wasnt it>> one is for killing one is for fun.

[Vance]

Okay, so we've got a circumcised thread, a ***** thread, and now a masturbation thread, all from Seoul....


..You wanna tell us something buddy?

[Seoulstriker]

Okay, so we've got a circumcised thread, a ***** thread, and now a masturbation thread, all from Seoul....


..You wanna tell us something buddy?


rofl rofl rofl

[California Joe]

You were laughing hard. Like you're really happy. Or I dunno.......what's another word for happy?....... :P

[Trigger]

Hey! Seoul...
Look, over there...
A new Computer Gaming magazine with an article about ***** enlargement and a condom survey...quick, go get it.





He'll be gone for hours.

[Seoulstriker]

You were laughing hard. Like you're really happy. Or I dunno.......what's another word for happy?....... :P

rofl rofl rofl

nice try, man. :hug:

[Kriz]

I jerk on a daily basis, since my girlfriend is far away in another town. Besides it's a good stress reliever.


PS; nice topic, grants me more information for the book I'm writing.

Fists of Fury, 1001 ways to masturbate. Be sure to check your local bookstore when it's released!

[Seoulstriker]

I jerk on a daily basis, since my girlfriend is far away in another town. Besides it's a good stress reliever.


PS; nice topic, grants me more information for the book I'm writing.

Fists of Fury, 1001 ways to masturbate. Be sure to check your local bookstore when it's released!

FISTS OF FURY, 1001 WAYS TO MASTURBATE

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

[budanski]

And to think, if only Adam would've stayed a little longer to see this thread.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Whatever theres nothing wrong with "punishing the monkey" every once in a while. The guys that cant admitt to it got problems, not our fault you smoke too much and became impotent. :lol:

[Haiw]

No offence, but damn Seoul...what's this obsession with male reproduction organs of yours :roll:

kinda gotta agree with xasa btw...i mean...common..the topic level is kinda...er...DROPPING. it's even bad for off-topic and as humorous as looking at a dead bunny

(not that i have anything against the act itself though ;))

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Someone would have asked sooner or later....besides he's going to be a doctor so he's going to need to know how much guys abuse there wang.

[Jack Mehoff]

I think Seoul is trying to find a cure for prostate cancer

[Jack Mehoff]

Someone would have asked sooner or later....besides he's going to be a doctor so he's going to need to know how much guys abuse there wang.

I concur

[Seoulstriker]

thanks for understanding, guys. :hug: woot

[usa320]

I do on occasion, but usually itd not a problem for me, ive got a wonderful lady.

[Luxembourger]

I never tried :D

[memphiz]

i want to know for future reference rawr ;)
damn Seoul p-)

[Maverick77]

At least once a day sometimes 2 or 3 but around 3 your **** starts to hurt.

[Seoulstriker]

gravediggers. p-)

[Salty Dog]

gravediggers. p-)

seriously....somethings should just stay dead. :(

["sniper" tom]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
this is a nice topic! real funny !
the guys who don't like it, have a sense of humor woot

[Fintin]

opps....

[Hullebullen]

It's like the only fun you don't have to pay for, why not enjoy it...

[Hullebullen]

Well, at least noone has posted something like "Yeah, I'm jackin' off right now"...







...and I'm NOT doing it, right now I mean...

[George W. Bush]

I masturbate to orgasm fifty-five times a day.

My forearm muscles get a good workout from masturbating so much.

After twenty or thirty times I start to see strange ratios of manseed fluids.

[Seoulstriker]

After twenty or thirty times I start to see strange ratios of manseed fluids.

rofl

careful, there. as long as you don't start seeing blood... :lol:

[cut]

not this thread again :cantbeli:

[Kenshin]

I think a more curious question will be:

Where do you usually masturbate?

Bedroom
Toilet
in the Car
Garage
at your office cubicle

[Chasseur_Alpin]

masturbate?

[Innoxx]

Le ***** plus mains egales bonne.

I think.

[mack pl]

Wiecie jaki mięsień najbardziej sie rozwija podczas masturbacji???Szyja,od rozglądania sie czy ktoś nie idzie :) (it was joke,but in polish,sorry boys).Regards.

[Rilence]

I masturbate to orgasm fifty-five times a day.

My forearm muscles get a good workout from masturbating so much.

After twenty or thirty times I start to see strange ratios of manseed fluids.

rofl rofl rofl 1....2.....times a day sometimes 3 times..........george you need help :lol:

[Seoulstriker]

Wiecie jaki mięsień najbardziej sie rozwija podczas masturbacji???Szyja,od rozglądania sie czy ktoś nie idzie :) (it was joke,but in polish,sorry boys).Regards.

can you translate? :)

[cut]

http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/hostedmilitaryimages/pimp2.jpg

is that your wanking arm then?

[Seoulstriker]

i am right-handed. ;) rofl

[cut]

left arm a little smaller then? :D

[Seoulstriker]

left arm a little smaller then? :D

of course. :D

[Haiw]

Left arm must look like an anoraxia patients arm then... :D

[gaz]

You know that stupid image the you often see on the internet?

No, I don't mean Seoulstrikers signature, but the one of the kitten that says "Every time you masturbate a cat dies"?

I think it should be the other way around.

I think everytime a cat dies we should all masturbate.

Oh, I should probably tell you all, I don't like cats, I'm really more of a dog person.

[Salty Dog]

this thread should be dead by now, and it's not. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :cantbeli: :slap: :oops:

[Vance]

:cantbeli:

[Salty Dog]

i am so baffled right now.

[Vance]

i am so baffled right now.
Masturbation solves all problems. *Throws DEP some lotion*

[gaz]

this thread should be dead by now, and it's not. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :cantbeli: :slap: :oops:

Surely if you want the thread to die then the best thing to do would be to not post on it?

Isn't logic a bastard?

[Salty Dog]

i am so baffled right now.
Masturbation solves all problems. *Throws DEP some lotion*

now i dig it jive turkey....i'm goin to jerk off, stay cool mang. i'll be back. :oops:

[n_shanygin]

i don't masturbate :roll:

[Vance]

i don't masturbate :roll:
Hehe. How old are you, 11, 12?

[Haiw]

Maybe he doesn't have any arms...

[basket of soft kittens]

dont worry kid i know people who can help you out with that p-)

[basket of soft kittens]

the real question should be when dont i masturbate p-)

[basket of soft kittens]

you should see my forearms they look like i have elephantite's ;)

[Innoxx]

Time for you to go out and find a cheap blowjob, whaddaya say.

[basket of soft kittens]

is that an offer???

[usa320]

Thats it. Nuffs a nuff.

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay2.jpg

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay8.jpg

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg

Oh, and ugly bitches are more interesting than your ghey thread...

[Innoxx]

is that an offer???

Not from me, but I can hook you up with a nice toothless Cambodian midget prostitute who calls herself "Phu Yen."

Primo sucky sucky for only five dolla'.

[basket of soft kittens]

go on.....

[Trigger]

Geez...of all the old threads to ressurrect, you guys choose this one.

You could have at least picked one with hot chicks in it.

:roll:

[mack pl]

Wiecie jaki mięsień najbardziej sie rozwija podczas masturbacji???Szyja,od rozglądania sie czy ktoś nie idzie :) (it was joke,but in polish,sorry boys).Regards.

can you translate? :)Do you know wich muscle have been bigger when you masturbate???Your neck,because you still looking around,do somebody not coming :) (this translate is not perfect,but in polish its very funny).

[Seoulstriker]

Wiecie jaki mięsień najbardziej sie rozwija podczas masturbacji???Szyja,od rozglądania sie czy ktoś nie idzie :) (it was joke,but in polish,sorry boys).Regards.

can you translate? :)Do you know wich muscle have been bigger when you masturbate???Your neck,because you still looking around,do somebody not coming :) (this translate is not perfect,but in polish its very funny).

nice. :D

[mack pl]

My first joke in english ;)

[Seoulstriker]

dzienkuje. :)

[mack pl]

Dziękuje :)

[Seoulstriker]

:) hej, i know very few polish words. i'm lucky i even got that close to spelling it right. ;)

[mack pl]

Yeah,you was very close :) Regards :)

[Seoulstriker]

Yeah,you was very close :) Regards :)

thanks. it really shouldn't be excused because i'm 100% polish and don't know how to speak it. :( oh well.

[Herrmannek]

:) hej, i know very few polish words. i'm lucky i even got that close to spelling it right. ;)

Why you don't talk a little with your mom or your older bro if he can speak polish in polish..Polish language is straight like a snail's home, or like bulb construction runing trough nails plantation...

[mack pl]

Polish language is very hard(difficult).Yours family dont use polish in home,yeah?

[Seoulstriker]

yeah, my family doesn't speak polish at home. i guess it was to emphasize our english speaking skills in the US. i try to learn polish words as much as possible, but i don't get much grammar practice.

[Herrmannek]

Polish language is very hard(difficult).Yours family dont use polish in home,yeah?
No, polish isn't so hard, maybe being perfect needs a lot of work, but baisics like "Kali lubic mleko", " brac jego krowa źle, kali brać cudza krowa dobrze" etc... :) is nothing for even semi smart guys :)

[mack pl]

You havent any polish friends,who knows polish fluently?

[mack pl]

Polish language is very hard(difficult).Yours family dont use polish in home,yeah?
No, polish isn't so hard, maybe being perfect needs a lot of work, but baisics like "Kali lubic mleko", " brac jego krowa źle, kali brać cudza krowa dobrze" etc... :) is nothing for even semi smart guys :)Ja myśleć polski trudna być :lol: I guess polish is hard for foreigners.

[Herrmannek]

Polish language is very hard(difficult).Yours family dont use polish in home,yeah?
No, polish isn't so hard, maybe being perfect needs a lot of work, but baisics like "Kali lubic mleko", " brac jego krowa źle, kali brać cudza krowa dobrze" etc... :) is nothing for even semi smart guys :)Ja myśleć polski trudna być :lol: I guess polish is hard for foreigners.

rofl , I know few "Arabs"(don't know their origins because they aren't from my year and I know them only from classes) who learned polish just to study here, they are quite good speakers now...

[mack pl]

Arabs have high language skills.But you know how ugly, Germans speak in polish for example(i dont spaek about this guy who is a star in polish tv-steffen mueller).BTW this thread is about masturbating,not about polish language ;) Pozdro :)

[XTC]

Geez...of all the old threads to ressurrect, you guys choose this one.

You could have at least picked one with hot chicks in it.

:roll:

x2

[b33f]

Geez...of all the old threads to ressurrect, you guys choose this one.

You could have at least picked one with hot chicks in it.

:roll:

x2

WTF did you resurrect this thread?

[Hawkeye]

21-28 times per week (Jack Mehoff's record)

That can't possibly be healthy :|

[Scottie]

i do it mainly everyday,, put sometimes i skipp a few

[Brozozo]

Polish is a very difficult language, especially the grammar. It seems to follow no rules and every verb, adjective and adverb must be conjugated based on gender, subject, object etc etc etc. It's really tough.

[scm77]

People who bump up old threads masturbate waaay to much. So much that they have friction burns on their weiner.

[Zarathustra]

A lot when I'm being single.

[Eat a bullet]

I did it once, as a goof.

[MARINO]

more than jack Mehoff

[K.Johnston]

Yeahh 5-7 leaning more towards 7 w00t!

woot woot :hug: ;) good job boys... we fall in the normal catigory...

[Policía Loco]

Fa...I mean bump.

[wagon]

Necrovvwank anyone?

Loco gone loco.

[Policía Loco]

Necrovvwank anyone?

Loco gone loco.

I searching for past threads with potential.

I also see that you didnt rub out a vote for the pole.

[khalifah]

People who bump up old threads masturbate waaay to much. So much that they have friction burns on their weiner.

(looks at Loco).....;)

[wagon]

I searching for past threads with potential.

I also see that you didnt rub out a vote for the pole.

No option there for me. My wife gets cranky if I 'chimp'.

[ayanami_tard]

old thread is old

btw is masturbating good for you in the long run?

[JCR]

wat is this I dont even

[KEEPER0311]

http://terminallance.com/comics/2010-11-29-Strip_84_Jack_Shack_web.gif

[sepheronx]

two, maybe three times a day.

Fun stuff bro!

[Stormz_STA]

two, maybe three times a day.

Fun stuff bro!

I thought you had a boyfriend.

[Quakecry]

Well, depends really. usually 2 times a week, and sometimes 3. I am foreveralone, and have no girlfriend so : D

[sepheronx]

I thought you had a boyfriend.

Leaper dumped me.

[muck]

No! It's a sinnnn!

[KEEPER0311]

I'm currently jerking it.
































And done. Will probably start in again in about five minutes.

[Quakecry]

Why do you share that info with us.

[muck]

Real men can talk about these things without batting an eye. http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg211/froimv/icons/iconyesyd0.gif

[Quakecry]

Ok, i masturbated yesterday.

[kinney_bmx]

You remember to use safety then teamwork?

[Quakecry]

I have no teamwork, and no safety. I am:

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2748/foreveralone2t.png

[kinney_bmx]

http://i55.tinypic.com/21bosuv.jpg

It sounds like you live on the edge my friend

[Arctic Leopard]

Illlllll.

Jacking off is NASTY. *** is NASTY. Naked people are NASTY.

You guys are gross

:oops:

[jklv]

Illlllll.

Jacking off is NASTY. *** is NASTY. Naked people are NASTY.

You guys are gross

:oops:
Westboro militant?

[armored_diplomacy]

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.

They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. And they say ****** intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a ******ly transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk




"This is a plausible theory"
Dr Chris Hiley, Prostate Cancer Charity

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm


See? now you have a scientific reason to do it.
Thank you, Australia !

[MN_Air]

"This is a plausible theory"
Dr Chris Hiley, Prostate Cancer Charity

Universal gravitation is also a theory! This clearly means it's fact. Thank the heavens.wootwoot

[Arctic Leopard]

Westboro militant?


Awe c'mon man. That was just harsh.

[Quakecry]

This thread is gay.

[JCR]

There is a jedi master called Master Baytes (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Soon_Bayts#Behind_the_scenes)

Which is kind of appropriate to Star Wars fans

[Quakecry]

LOOOL. hahahahha

[Arctic Leopard]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g177/Russian_soldier/stuff/kermit4170462.gif

[PEMM]

About once or twice per hour.

[Dinges]

Illlllll.

Jacking off is NASTY. *** is NASTY. Naked people are NASTY.

You guys are gross

:oops:


A couple of years ago I told you some facts on *** and STD's. Never knew this was the effect.


I never wanted this!p-)

[sepheronx]

A couple of years ago I told you some facts on *** and STD's. Never knew this was the effect.


I never wanted this!p-)

way to go asshole. Now his life is ruined.

You may have just potentially created the next Ted Kaczynski.

[Dinges]

way to go asshole. Now his life is ruined.

You may have just potentially created the next Ted Kaczynski.


Who are you calling Ted! I take that as an insult!

[Arctic Leopard]

A couple of years ago I told you some facts on *** and STD's. Never knew this was the effect.


I never wanted this!p-)

Yeah, its all your fault! p-)p-)

[Dinges]

Yeah, its all your fault! p-)p-)

Yep! Blame us Africans........the easy way out.









:)

[Arctic Leopard]

You were right, though. Fuсking around with random chicks all the time not only gets boring, but is a major health risk.

[sepheronx]

You were right, though. Fuсking around with random chicks all the time not only gets boring, but is a major health risk.

especially with Prions case, being in Africa and all.


Who are you calling Ted! I take that as an insult!

Listen buddy, ill call you what I want. Ted.

[muck]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm


See? now you have a scientific reason to do it.
Thank you, Australia !
<- Off to reduce his risk of developing prostate cancer.