Are you a Nazi?

[budanski]

Are you a Nazi?
WorldNetDaily (http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35507)

1) Do you agree with the 59 percent of the European Union that believes Israel is the country that presents the greatest threat to world peace?
A) No
B) Yes
C) Only 59 percent? Damn Jewish pollsters!

2) Do you believe it is important for the government to fund newspapers, radio stations and television channels in order to counteract the influence of the independent media?
A) No
B) Yes
C) Yes, because everyone knows that Jews run the media. Didn't you see that poll?

3) Is the federal government's primary responsibility to promote the industry and livelihood of its citizens?
A) No
B) Yes
C) Yes, as long as they are pure-blooded Aryans.

4) Should the federal government be permitted to confiscate private property in order to convert the land to communal purposes?
A) No
B) Yes
C) Yes, especially if it belongs to Jews.

5) Does the federal government have the responsibility to execute individuals whose activities are injurious to the common interest?
A) No
B) Yes
C) Yes, especially if they're Jewish.

6) Should the education of poor children be provided by the government?
A) No
B) Yes
C) All education should be provided by the government.

7) Should the federal government apply itself to raising the standard of health in the nation?
A) No
B) Yes
C) Yes, except for the health of Jews, Catholic priests, homo******s and enemies of the state.

8) Is it the responsibility of the federal government to provide generously for the elderly?
A) No
B) Yes
C) Yes, unless they're Jewish.

9) Should the federal government require the registration of all privately owned firearms?
A) No
B) Yes
C) No Jew should be permitted to own firearms.

10) National sovereignty is:
A) A right to be defended
B) An outmoded relic hindering progress
C) An affront to the right of the Aryan race to lebensraum.

11) Euthanasia is:
A) State-sanctioned murder
B) Sometimes in the best interest of the individual being euthanized
C) An excellent way to punish enemies of the state.

12) Christianity is:
A) The truth
B) A dangerous myth that threatens progress and the social order
C) A Judeo-Bolshevist pathology of decadence.

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Give yourself zero points for every (A), two points for every (B) and five points for every (C). A score of 24 means that you are in perfect, 100 percent accordance with the policies and positions of the National Socialist German Worker's Party, or NASDAP, known colloquially as the Nazi Party.

A score of 40 or more suggests that you made it to Argentina before that traitor Doenitz betrayed the Führer's memory and the honor of the Volk by surrendering the Reich.

[Seoulstriker]

A Judeo-Bolshevist pathology of decadence.


sounds like some of the people here:

http://brain-terminal.com/video/peace-love/index.html

[California Joe]

Why yes, yes I am. Thanks for asking. ;)

*putting on SS Panzer uniform*

[Seoulstriker]

i got a score of 60. :oops:

[Trigger]

California Joe wrote:

Why yes, yes I am. Thanks for asking.

*putting on SS Panzer uniform*
Dude, can I borrow your Iron Cross, I seem to have misplaced mine. :oops:

[California Joe]

With Oak Leaf Clusters? It goes so well with your eyes.

[Andyman]

Since when did the Nazis have anything against christianity. Didn't you know that Hitler actually had a pope, who whimsically made the suggestion that Hitler should get rid of the Jews. Hell I would say that if anything the Roman Catholic church is the main church of the Nazi movement.


http://emperors-clothes.com/analysis/hitlerspope.htm

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/5d/5d/0140296271.jpg

P.S Nazis today have no idea what the hell they are doing. It is really sad that they try so vehemently to bring back the movement but they're just far to unorganized and far to stupid to make any difference. They even go so far as to change some of the Nazis so called ways. Rediculous if you ask me. They should just piss off and hump their sisters or something.

[StarvingStudent47]

P.S Nazis today have no idea what the hell they are doing. It is really sad that they try so vehemently to bring back the movement but they're just far to unorganized and far to stupid to make any difference. They even go so far as to change some of the Nazis so called ways. Rediculous if you ask me. They should just piss off and hump their sisters or something.

Gosh, you almost make it sound like you WANTED them to be more organized and "making a difference" more.

[California Joe]

Hehehe. Yeah doesn't it? Like the Moose club.

"That damned Klan, they have NO idea how to properly burn a cross nowadays"

[Andyman]

Not really starving student. I'm just saying that if you're gonna be a NAZI then be a NAZI otherwise piss off. I mean the world is way to F#@$ up to have some morons with no historical knowledge of the actual NAZI movement trying to be NAZIS it just dont make sense. I'm not saying that NAZIS are good or anything I just dont understand the point in being a partial NAZI. They should all be shot if you ask me

[California Joe]

I find it especially odd in the US. More than likely the retards that join "Nazi" type groups probably had a relative that fought against them in the 2nd WW.

[Rantanplan]

A score of 40 or more suggests that you made it to Argentina before that traitor Doenitz betrayed the Führer's memory and the honor of the Volk by surrendering the Reich. rofl rofl rofl

[fred_engles]

This test is really f*cking stupid, although I suppose that's par for the course at worldnetdaily. It tests on many issues that are hardly unique to nazism. They might as well ask:
Do you support clean streets? If yes, so did the nazis. Such a question would have no meaning.

Seriously, question #1 asks about Israel. Now, it's true that Israel is a jewish state (and so nazis presumably would not support it), but, since that state didn't exist until 1947, the german nazi party couldn't have any possible position on #1.

Further:
Answering C to number 8 gives you 5 points, but answering B to numbers 6, 7 and 8 would give you 6 total points. There's no possible way that the second combination makes you more nazi-supporting than the first.

In short, worldnetdaily should shut the f*ck up.

edit
Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention: Andyman is actually right. Nazism/Hitler had a complicated and intricate relationship with christianity and catholicism. To cimply say that they were pure atheists, as does this quiz, is inaccurate.

[Fargin]

w00t!!!111five0five0

I completed the test, can I go tattoo my forehead now?

[Glock]

In Austria its horible! Aur media is alwys saying things like the poor Palestinians and the bad israelis! They often take some showpice jew for Commentars against Israel! So thy can say we aren't nazis!
Our media belongs to the state and you maby know our government! With the ultraright party FPÖ (whre Haider is in(the Guy who visited Saddam))
Greatings from Vienna Leo

[Adri]

1) Do you agree with the 59 percent of the European Union that believes Israel is the country that presents the greatest threat to world peace?
A) No

2) Do you believe it is important for the government to fund newspapers, radio stations and television channels in order to counteract the influence of the independent media?
A) No

3) Is the federal government's primary responsibility to promote the industry and livelihood of its citizens?
A) No

4) Should the federal government be permitted to confiscate private property in order to convert the land to communal purposes?
A) No

5) Does the federal government have the responsibility to execute individuals whose activities are injurious to the common interest?
A) No

6) Should the education of poor children be provided by the government?
C) All education should be provided by the government.
(we allready have it)

7) Should the federal government apply itself to raising the standard of health in the nation?
B) Yes (we allready have it)

8) Is it the responsibility of the federal government to provide generously for the elderly?
B) Yes (we allready have it)

9) Should the federal government require the registration of all privately owned firearms?
B) Yes (we allready have it)

10) National sovereignty is:
B) An outmoded relic hindering progress
(I doesn't realy know what it is but it is surly b :roll: )

11) Euthanasia is:
A) State-sanctioned murder
(what is Euthanasia ????????)

12) Christianity is:
B) A dangerous myth that threatens progress and the social order


totall score= 13 (what I'am I then ??? I didn't get it...... :oops: )

[budanski]

11) Euthanasia is:
A) State-sanctioned murder
(what is Euthanasia ????????)


Assisted suicide

[Skaman]

Are you a Nazi?
WorldNetDaily (http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35507)

1) Do you agree with the 59 percent of the European Union that believes Israel is the country that presents the greatest threat to world peace?

No, I think they are all to blame. The ME is far too turbulent

2) Do you believe it is important for the government to fund newspapers, radio stations and television channels in order to counteract the influence of the independent media?

Yes, protect your culture. Less americanization

3) Is the federal government's primary responsibility to promote the industry and livelihood of its citizens?

Yes, not gorging on military expenditures and external issues

4) Should the federal government be permitted to confiscate private property in order to convert the land to communal purposes?

No, there must be a fine line between public and private

5) Does the federal government have the responsibility to execute individuals whose activities are injurious to the common interest?


Excution, like texas? Hell no. Who has the right to kill another?

6) Should the education of poor children be provided by the government?

Yes, the cycle must be broken. Social mobility tends to be static unless there are external efforts


7) Should the federal government apply itself to raising the standard of health in the nation?

Absolutely, for all citizens

8) Is it the responsibility of the federal government to provide generously for the elderly?

Yes.

9) Should the federal government require the registration of all privately owned firearms?

No, yet they should ban the public selling of some firearms and crack down on those who disobey


10) National sovereignty is:

A right to be defended


11) Euthanasia is:

Wrong


12) Christianity is:


My choice of faith


This test is highly unaccurate, yet I thought I would answer the questions anyway.
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Give yourself zero points for every (A), two points for every (B) and five points for every (C). A score of 24 means that you are in perfect, 100 percent accordance with the policies and positions of the National Socialist German Worker's Party, or NASDAP, known colloquially as the Nazi Party.

A score of 40 or more suggests that you made it to Argentina before that traitor Doenitz betrayed the Führer's memory and the honor of the Volk by surrendering the Reich.

[budanski]

Oh doofus maximus, I don't think this was supposed to be an accurate test. It was a satirical piece. Technical writing you say... :roll:

[non-zero possibility]

...

1) Do you agree with the 59 percent of the European Union that believes Israel is the country that presents the greatest threat to world peace?
A) No (but they are not the most peacful nation)



2) Do you believe it is important for the government to fund newspapers, radio stations and television channels in order to counteract the influence of the independent media?

B) Yes (so that both sides of the argument are given)


3) Is the federal government's primary responsibility to promote the industry and livelihood of its citizens?
B) Yes (to a extent)


4) Should the federal government be permitted to confiscate private property in order to convert the land to communal purposes?
A) No


5) Does the federal government have the responsibility to execute individuals whose activities are injurious to the common interest?
A) No


6) Should the education of poor children be provided by the government?
C) All education should be provided by the government.

7) Should the federal government apply itself to raising the standard of health in the nation?
B) Yes


8) Is it the responsibility of the federal government to provide generously for the elderly?
B) Yes


9) Should the federal government require the registration of all privately owned firearms?
B) Yes (and no, its important to be aware but not to overbear)


10) National sovereignty is:
A) A right to be defended

11) Euthanasia is:
B) Sometimes in the best interest of the individual being euthanized


12) Christianity is:
I dont care what anyone belives in, so long as it is not going to harm other people.

[Fargin]

I once performed Euthanasia on a friend, because he was cheating in a dice game.

[Miles Teg]

I thought it was a test to determine if you're french or not... :P

[One?]

so everyone that opposes israel is a nazi nowadays? :|

[NcDeuce]

:cantbeli:
Off topic?

[Mortimer]

http://vancouver.indymedia.org/uploads/same****differentasshole.jpg

[Ratamacue]

Yeah, that's so true Mort. :roll:

[non-zero possibility]

I don't agree with a good portion of what isreal dose, and a agree with some of it, but there are a few moral issues to be argued against them, I am agaisnt terrorism in every aspect but I understand Palistines frustrations, technically Isreal is on their land.

[[AFSOC]]

Allz...i gots to say

NAZI's=GAY FAGS.............and COWARDS...............FAGs TOO

[Ratamacue]

Allz...i gots to say

NAZI's=GAY FAGS.............and COWARDS...............FAGs TOO

Last time I checked, the Nazis weren't big fans of homo******s. ;)

[PsihoKeke]

Yes in Nazi Germany there was also a program of eredication of homo******s. But if they were in NSDAP they were relativly safe. Most known homo****** in NSDAP was Rohm (night of the livng dea... oops long knives). Not to mention few gay incidents in Blood and Honor (they are wery anti gay, but when two of their prominent leaders died from AIDS ...). Anyway my result is six and I'm putting my partisan uniform and I'm going to do some nazi hunting :lol: .

[mocking_loudly_died]

I did the test and my results were as follows:

RAGING PINKO COMMIE BASTARD.

I feel so dirty.....the stench wont come off! :oops:

[S'13]

1) Do you agree with the 59 percent of the European Union that believes Israel is the country that presents the greatest threat to world peace?
A) No (but they are not the most peacful nation)



I'm sure many people think the same about the U.S.