Could you kick my ass?

[mocking_loudly_died]

Well, could you?; I'm f*cking hard mate.

[Haiw]

remember ppl he said kicking it, not licking or kissing it...

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Well before my decision I would like to know height/wieght/age and if you have any martial arts training?

p.s. if adam was here he wouldnt be kicking your ass he'd be eating it rofl

[perdurabo]

erm bigger you are feel more pain when you fallor something like that
i can stab you and slash with my saber:D and then kick you in the ass :)

[mocking_loudly_died]

Woah, there's alot of hard bastards here..... look at that poll go. rofl

[perdurabo]

hehe jeah i'm nasty bastard when i have big gun and you don't :) other way i prefer peacefull method :)

[Fargin]

I've never been in a real fight and ever since I saw Fight Club, I've been waiting for the oppotunity to get into one. Fook it, it really doesn't matter how good you are. Either I'll kick the Shiat out of you or I'll get that good trashing, I've deserved all my life.

Sir, I can't wait to meet you. p-)

[Guttorm]

hehehe, well...

I'm 188 cm tall and wheing inn at 110 kg... :)
I'll just crush you... :D :P

[Salty Dog]

i'm with fargin, i could either beat you severely, or get destroyed trying, wich could probably do me some good.

[kaninen]

*loads the gun* You cant hit what you cant reach

[Jack Mehoff]

I hate violence






















:slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: :slap:

[California Joe]

HERE'S A MAN for ya! I'm half horse, half gator, tougher'n a
earthquake. I've got the prettiest gal, the fastest horse, and
the ugliest dog this side of hell. I can out jump, out run,
throw down, drag out and whip any man in old Kaintuck.

Word.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Ok lets face it I'd punk you out n pimp slap ya :slap:
after that I'd elbow you to the face lift up your arm and kick you under the armpit for good luck and maybe just maybe piss on you but that would have to depend on how many beers I had before the lil tussle rofl

[James]

I'd do a wristy twisty and pin you on the ground before you could blink an eye. You would be filled with shock and awe. ;)

[Vance]

I'd do an Indian Burn on you so fast... ;)

[EvanL]

I would put you in an arm bar and put so much pressure on it it will break, then get you in a leg lock and drop down breaking your leg then knock you out with one hit. ;)
haha

[ArmedPacifist]

I don't like confrontation.

[digrar]

Are you talking trash to me? Or chewing bricks? Either way you are going to lose some teeth. :D

[Marxist203]

Woah, there's alot of hard bastards here..... look at that poll go. rofl

Well what do you expect from a military forum? we all think were hardcore bad asses!

[Nawlins]

rofl

[Beowulf]

I don't know the requiem...how about Dies Irae?
-b

[Flagg]

I guess I'm a wuss.... my girlfriend kicks my ass every time we get into a ticklefight!

[walford]

OK I'll resurrect an old thread this time. Now that mocking is still undefeated, who would dare step into the cage? But then we would have to convince MLD that it wouldn't be boring...

[Zarathustra]

*yawn* Grow up and learn to do something useful with your time.

[Stavka]

I would buy you a cup of coffee, spike it with some flunitrazepam, talk about emotions with you, agreeing with everything you say until the drugs kick in. Then I'd take you back to my dungeon and do unspeakable things with you, and leave you broken, sore and completely oblivious as to what the hell happened. Then your memory will start kicking in, giving you glimpses of a moustachy man abusing your posterior and reorganizing your cd-collection, and other hideous stuff. The memory glimpses will render you incapable of doing anything else than sitting in a corner, banging your head against the wall and begging: "Please, no more... Please, no more... Please, no more... Please, no more... Please, no more... Please, no more...






Or something like that. I dunno. Maybe if I was really bored.

[usa320]

Well before my decision I would like to know height/wieght/age and if you have any martial arts training?

p.s. if adam was here he wouldnt be kicking your ass he'd be eating it rofl

ohh thats a blast from the past. Bring back Adamlechbert.

[James]

I'd take on anyone here, but I'd do it the Indiana Jones way... SOmeone starts some fancy moves, and I take out my pistol.

Fighting fair is for losers.

[Stormy]

Damn right I could. I would close line you to the floor and put you in a figure-4-leg-lock. How about that!

[mudbunny]

Okay first, I whip out a picture of my mother-in-law, that temporarily blinds you, then, my side kick midget starts biting your shins causing excrutiating pain, then, I sit down and continue drinking my beer because I'll be damned if I waste a cold beer, then, I drop to a knee and flick your nuts dropping you like a sack of potatos, then, I have my fat cousin sit on your face and tea-bag you to death.

[Macs.]

If you come to my house, I kick your ass.

If not you are a pussy-loser-wussie.

[Fargin]

WhoTF are pulling a Jesus on all these ole threads?

[Zarathustra]

yeha i was wondering this too

[Fargin]

I'm a gonna sign up for some Rex Kwan Do and become a cage fighter, if this don't stop.

[Eat a bullet]

My massive muscles get in the way of kicking ass. Sometimes I just flap around like a flounder, which of course is just as sexy as kicking ass.

I've been told that flounders aren't sexy, but this is just propaganda.

[Zarathustra]

no i couldn't

[WoodChipper]

What a f=cken gay thread