Werewolf01
03-15-2005, 10:10 AM
Tel Aviv--
The IDF following the model of the Pakistani armed forces model of using consumerism to support the military budget, has decided to respond to Starbuck's closing shop in Israel by opening a chain of coffee shops, ubiquitously called HEEB BREW.
Forget your "milky way" latte, and your "german chocolate" cappuccino, step in to your local HEEB BREW and have a steaming "Merkava" a triple espresso with steamed frothed milk and up to six sprinkles that compliment your drink with some added 'close support'.
Is your reactor just barely up and running? Have an F15 'deep strike' Raspberry smoothie. With a shot of ginseng and guarana, it is guaranteed to make bringing your reactor online an experience to remember!
Perhaps you just want a soda? Try the new IDF 'Galil Pop'. You might think it seems just like other types of soda you have tried, but it is uniquely Israeli. Low recoil carbonation and ultra reliable pep, you will want to rock n' roll after just one sip! (We keep the real thin on hand, just in case you need a bottle opener)
Just want to slip into a good night's sleep with no notice and wake up wondering what happened? Try our 'Batwing' tea! With a little chamomile and a shot (or four) of homegrown Israeli vodka, you will wake up wondering what hit you in the middle of the night!
Stop in at your local HEEB BREW today! We have outlets from the Sinai to the Golan!
The IDF following the model of the Pakistani armed forces model of using consumerism to support the military budget, has decided to respond to Starbuck's closing shop in Israel by opening a chain of coffee shops, ubiquitously called HEEB BREW.
Forget your "milky way" latte, and your "german chocolate" cappuccino, step in to your local HEEB BREW and have a steaming "Merkava" a triple espresso with steamed frothed milk and up to six sprinkles that compliment your drink with some added 'close support'.
Is your reactor just barely up and running? Have an F15 'deep strike' Raspberry smoothie. With a shot of ginseng and guarana, it is guaranteed to make bringing your reactor online an experience to remember!
Perhaps you just want a soda? Try the new IDF 'Galil Pop'. You might think it seems just like other types of soda you have tried, but it is uniquely Israeli. Low recoil carbonation and ultra reliable pep, you will want to rock n' roll after just one sip! (We keep the real thin on hand, just in case you need a bottle opener)
Just want to slip into a good night's sleep with no notice and wake up wondering what happened? Try our 'Batwing' tea! With a little chamomile and a shot (or four) of homegrown Israeli vodka, you will wake up wondering what hit you in the middle of the night!
Stop in at your local HEEB BREW today! We have outlets from the Sinai to the Golan!