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Werewolf01
03-15-2005, 10:10 AM
Tel Aviv--


The IDF following the model of the Pakistani armed forces model of using consumerism to support the military budget, has decided to respond to Starbuck's closing shop in Israel by opening a chain of coffee shops, ubiquitously called HEEB BREW.

Forget your "milky way" latte, and your "german chocolate" cappuccino, step in to your local HEEB BREW and have a steaming "Merkava" a triple espresso with steamed frothed milk and up to six sprinkles that compliment your drink with some added 'close support'.

Is your reactor just barely up and running? Have an F15 'deep strike' Raspberry smoothie. With a shot of ginseng and guarana, it is guaranteed to make bringing your reactor online an experience to remember!

Perhaps you just want a soda? Try the new IDF 'Galil Pop'. You might think it seems just like other types of soda you have tried, but it is uniquely Israeli. Low recoil carbonation and ultra reliable pep, you will want to rock n' roll after just one sip! (We keep the real thin on hand, just in case you need a bottle opener)

Just want to slip into a good night's sleep with no notice and wake up wondering what happened? Try our 'Batwing' tea! With a little chamomile and a shot (or four) of homegrown Israeli vodka, you will wake up wondering what hit you in the middle of the night!

Stop in at your local HEEB BREW today! We have outlets from the Sinai to the Golan!

Ghostwolf
03-15-2005, 10:21 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Q
03-15-2005, 10:23 AM
Hehehe great rofl rofl rofl rofl

fred_engles
03-15-2005, 10:46 AM
There's a beer called He'Brew, actually. They call themselves 'the Chosen Beer.'

scm77
03-15-2005, 10:49 AM
rofl

tenda
03-15-2005, 11:34 AM
.... rofl rofl rofl rofl

ElHombre
03-15-2005, 11:56 AM
rofl

give us the link!

Hawkeye
03-15-2005, 12:07 PM
:lol:

That's funny

Werewolf01
03-15-2005, 12:26 PM
rofl

give us the link!

*ahem* I made it up....

FDF_Hemppis
03-15-2005, 12:34 PM
rofl rofl

Nice one! :lol:

Lurch
03-15-2005, 12:46 PM
rofl

sucker4gurls
03-15-2005, 04:45 PM
thats teh awesome!


X'D

03-15-2005, 04:46 PM
the title just cracked me up :lol:

sucker4gurls
03-15-2005, 04:47 PM
it sounds like it could be a profitable entreprise for the IDF....if they actually did it....

DarkCypher
03-15-2005, 04:49 PM
rofl rofl

Initiative
03-15-2005, 06:33 PM
woot woot That's awesome!

Options465
03-16-2005, 02:06 AM
That was a good laugh. rofl

Thor
03-16-2005, 02:56 AM
Hehe

Those clever jews always find a way to make an extra (star)buck. :)

obd
03-16-2005, 04:29 AM
Haha, I love the "up to SIX sprinkles bit".

I better get my 6 sprinkles or Im gonna have a cup of RPG-7 with some extra IED on the side!! hehe.............

I wonder if I can order a "Tavor"............

By the way, what are the Israeli names for the AH-64. F-16,F-15 etc..........Im curious to have them and thier english translation if anybody has the time and of course feels people other than me would be interested........of course

Ghostwolf
03-16-2005, 06:22 AM
Yeah, and I will have my Merkava Mocha (or better yet, Dimona Mocha!! ) with 3 extra Corner Shots of expresso. :lol: :lol:

GrimReaper
03-16-2005, 09:37 AM
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