Guys, I have a confession

[Pook2]

I'm not who you think I am.


I spent 7 years in a North Vietnamese prison camp after being captured on a night patrol outside Phu Bai. After returning home I was selected to help train soldiers (thats right, train) for the new SFOD-D of the US Army. In 1987 I was vacationing in New York when I was accosted by a young Tommy Lee Jones, who offered me a position in a new organization designed to counter an extra-terrestrial threat, thats right people, the Men in Black. I wore the suit until 2001 when I quit my job and rejoined the US Army. In Afghanistan, I single-handly brought down the Taliban government (Forget those hundreds of thousands of US troops, they were a ploy) eliminating over 100,000 enemy combatants with my Makarov and a strider knife.

I sat out the war in Iraq.

[disabled1]

oh yeah sure and i got to drive the hewie on the dust off mission

[sucker4gurls]

hahahahahaha, you must be A maze ing

[Initiative]

Is it true that Delta only uses high power BB guns to snipe the balls of terrorists?

[Khabbi]

I'm not who you think I am.


I spent 7 years in a North Vietnamese prison camp after being captured on a night patrol outside Phu Bai. After returning home I was selected to help train soldiers (thats right, train) for the new SFOD-D of the US Army. In 1987 I was vacationing in New York when I was accosted by a young Tommy Lee Jones, who offered me a position in a new organization designed to counter an extra-terrestrial threat, thats right people, the Men in Black. I wore the suit until 2001 when I quit my job and rejoined the US Army. In Afghanistan, I single-handly brought down the Taliban government (Forget those hundreds of thousands of US troops, they were a ploy) eliminating over 100,000 enemy combatants with my Makarov and a strider knife.

I sat out the war in Iraq.


Is you first name John ? if so I might have served with u in MiB and A-stan , get back to me man :P

[Pook2]

Is it true that Delta only uses high power BB guns to snipe the balls of terrorists?

No, we're airsoft.

[Laworkerbee]

Is it true that Delta only uses high power BB guns to snipe the balls of terrorists?

No, we're airsoft.

rofl rofl rofl

[EasyC]

god, I thought we had another M1A2U2 on our hands.

[Redux]

nice try in being funny

[Midav]

THIS HAPPENED TO YOU TOO?!?!?

[James]

I think you're full of baloney.

[CountZero]

I think you're full of baloney.

nah I just think that he hasnt recovered from being probed by aliens, since he is working with mib.

:lol:

[Pook2]

I think you're full of baloney.

No sir, gatorade.

[Th3 Pwnz0r]

I thank you for your service! rofl

[Options465]

This is mildly amusing, but not that amusing. Better luck next time.

[Fargin]

On a scale from thumbs-down to thumbs-up, I think the fun level is thumbs-up.

[ReconCominAtYa]

I dont think he's being entirerly truthful with us.

[Rantanplan]

no way

[Stavka]

LIES!!!

[CombatBoots]

--- Uhhh... :)

Lets knock some sense into this thread shall we? :bash:

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

I'm not who you think I am.


I spent 7 years in a North Vietnamese prison camp after being captured on a night patrol outside Phu Bai. After returning home I was selected to help train soldiers (thats right, train) for the new SFOD-D of the US Army. In 1987 I was vacationing in New York when I was accosted by a young Tommy Lee Jones, who offered me a position in a new organization designed to counter an extra-terrestrial threat, thats right people, the Men in Black. I wore the suit until 2001 when I quit my job and rejoined the US Army. In Afghanistan, I single-handly brought down the Taliban government (Forget those hundreds of thousands of US troops, they were a ploy) eliminating over 100,000 enemy combatants with my Makarov and a strider knife.

I sat out the war in Iraq.

That's exactly who I thought you were.

[Aerosoul]

Me too. woot

[Haiw]

Me too. woot
You too? No way...

[Aerosoul]

Uh-huh. Well, no not really. but I do have suspicions about my Sophomore year English teacher.

[Haiw]

I heard he had cow once. Anal.

[§nake]

I heard he had cow once. Anal.
Sure that wasn't just a fantasy of yourself...

[Haiw]

I heard he had cow once. Anal.
Sure that wasn't just a fantasy of yourself...
No... I'm more of a dog-person.

[Rantanplan]

I heard he had cow once. Anal.
Sure that wasn't just a fantasy of yourself...
No... I'm more of a dog-person.

Hey, I thought you are all about Pussy.

[Haiw]

I heard he had cow once. Anal.
Sure that wasn't just a fantasy of yourself...
No... I'm more of a dog-person.

Hey, I thought you are all about Pussy.
As Angelina yes I am a pussy and a beaver person. But as Maria I am allergic to pussies. ;)

[Rantanplan]

Allergic to pussies? You get a rash or what?

[Haiw]

It has the same effect as tear gas... :|

[Rantanplan]

Sounds like the effect FMs post have to me.

[Haiw]

Well he is a pussy after all...

[Rantanplan]

At least he smells like fish. What a ****.

[Hawkeye]

I heard he had cow once. Anal.
Sure that wasn't just a fantasy of yourself...
No... I'm more of a dog-person.

I heard a story on the news today about this guy who spread pics of him having *** with dogs on the internet, and not surprisingly, he's a 'Limburger' :P

[Haiw]

At least he smells like fish. What a ****.
I want to eat him. Fried fish is nice.


I heard a story on the news today about this guy who spread pics of him having *** with dogs on the internet, and not surprisingly, he's a 'Limburger' :P
Yeah I heard that too... weird Belgian. Those dogs were probably puppies too.

[Rantanplan]

Fried Fish and Puppie ***.

WORST

THREAD

EVER

[usa320]

word. This thread was bull**** from the start. i was with MiB from 1980 until 2003, and i never bumped into this guy even once.

[MKtexan]

word. This thread was bull**** from the start. i was with MiB from 1980 until 2003, and i never bumped into this guy even once.


rofl rofl rofl rofl

[Brozozo]

word. This thread was bull**** from the start. i was with MiB from 1980 until 2003, and i never bumped into this guy even once.


rofl rofl rofl roflx2 rofl rofl rofl

[percell_086]

^^ rofl