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obd
03-16-2005, 09:50 PM
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=826&first=yes

EasyC
03-16-2005, 09:52 PM
I have the one M1A2U2 has.

obd
03-16-2005, 09:54 PM
You scored as Borderline Personality Disorder.



Congratulations! You have BPD! You know how to see things in black and white, desperately cling to unstable relationships and are a master of wrist-banging... rational emotions? Who needs 'em!

Unipolar Depression

0%

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

0%

Schizophrenia

0%

Antisocial Personality Disorder

0%

Borderline Personality Disorder

0%

Eating Disorders

0%

Options465
03-16-2005, 09:56 PM
I have an anti copy cat thread disorder

Fargin
03-16-2005, 09:57 PM
I'm too stupid to have a mental disorder.

BarkingSquirrel
03-16-2005, 10:02 PM
Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

Unipolar Depression - 50%(Who cares)
Borderline Personality Disorder - 33%(I'm an asshole)
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder - 25%(I like to keep my food seperated damn it)
Antisocial Personality Disorder - 17%(should be WAY higher)
Eating Disorders - 0%(Bull****, you shouldn't weigh 310lbs without one)
Schizophrenia - 0%

Except for the taking medication part and those noted, it's almost dead on.

ReconCominAtYa
03-16-2005, 10:23 PM
You scored as Unipolar Depression.



Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

Unipolar Depression

67%
Borderline Personality Disorder

42%
Schizophrenia

33%
Eating Disorders

33%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

17%
Antisocial Personality Disorder

8%

EasyC
03-16-2005, 10:25 PM
<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td></td><td> You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Unipolar Depression</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Borderline Personality Disorder</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='42' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>42%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Schizophrenia</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eating Disorders</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Antisocial Personality Disorder</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='8' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>8%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=826'>Which mental disorder do you have?</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>

wow, thats a ****ed up disorder

ReconCominAtYa
03-16-2005, 10:27 PM
haha, i fixed it

Haiw
03-16-2005, 10:35 PM
Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

Unipolar Depression 67%
Eating Disorders 25%
Borderline Personality Disorder 25%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 17%
Antisocial Personality Disorder 0%
Schizophrenia 0%
Oh well.. at least I scored 0 on the schizo... :roll:

kutter
03-16-2005, 10:37 PM
pfffft, I don't need a test to know that I'm a ****** predator.

ZaakM433
03-16-2005, 10:41 PM
Uni-polar depressoin..

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

42%
Unipolar Depression

42%
Antisocial Personality Disorder

25%
Borderline Personality Disorder

25%
Eating Disorders

0%
Schizophrenia

0%

Rantanplan
03-16-2005, 10:46 PM
Which Mental Disorder is this when you have to kill everbody who posts ****ung internet tests?

EasyC
03-16-2005, 10:49 PM
Which Mental Disorder is this when you have to kill everbody who posts f*** internet tests?

Ihatepeoplewhopostinternettests Disorder

Rantanplan
03-16-2005, 10:50 PM
huh, thats it

Options465
03-16-2005, 10:50 PM
Which Mental Disorder is this when you have to kill everbody who posts f*** internet tests?

None, you'll probably just get fried for doing something like that, on a Tuesday too, mind you.

Rantanplan
03-16-2005, 10:51 PM
I don't eat fries

Options465
03-16-2005, 10:52 PM
I don't eat fries

What a cannibal!

Rantanplan
03-16-2005, 10:53 PM
may I eat your *****?

molly747
03-16-2005, 10:54 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say most people on this board have Delusions of Grandeur.

Rantanplan
03-16-2005, 10:54 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say most people on this board have Delusions of Grandeur.

do you have a ***** to eat?

Options465
03-16-2005, 10:55 PM
Deleted Double Post

Rantanplan
03-16-2005, 10:56 PM
double post? Yeah sure :roll:

Options465
03-16-2005, 10:57 PM
As it turns out you're a woman:

"***** envy - the Freudian belief of a woman envying men for having a *****"

03-16-2005, 10:58 PM
i knew it

Rantanplan
03-16-2005, 10:59 PM
No, I'm just german

Rantanplan
03-16-2005, 10:59 PM
now, may I have a bite?

ZaakM433
03-16-2005, 11:13 PM
http://www.abc.net.au/health/depression/quiz.htm
http://panicdisorder.about.com/od/socialbasics/a/socialquiz.htm
http://panicdisorder.about.com/od/gadbasics/a/quizgad.htm

your score is: 13
You appear to be experiencing mild depressive symptoms.


Your score is 29%. You indicate that you have some symptoms of social anxiety disorder.


Your score is 46%. You have several symptoms of generalized anxiety disorder.

last score is high cuz of a couple of stupid questions....

Midav
03-17-2005, 12:48 AM
Borderline Personality Disorder

33%

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

25%

Unipolar Depression

25%

Antisocial Personality Disorder

17%

Eating Disorders

0%

Schizophrenia

0%

Lifeinasmallbox
03-17-2005, 01:02 AM
You scored as Unipolar Depression.

Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

Unipolar Depression
100%

Antisocial Personality Disorder
100%

Borderline Personality Disorder
33%

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
0%

Schizophrenia
0%

Eating Disorders
0%


I was diagnosed as a severe bipolar and depress and an extreme anti social

ShotOver
03-17-2005, 01:08 AM
You scored as Eating Disorders.

Congratulations! You have an eating disorder! You know what it's like to have "fat" eyelids and that there's exactly 58 calories in one medium-sized green apple. Western society has discarded your well-being for sickly, paper-thin models and celebrities; welcome to the club, sister.

Eating Disorders 25%
Schizophrenia 17%
Borderline Personality Disorder 17%
Unipolar Depression 8%
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 0%
Antisocial Personality Disorder 0%

Well gimmie a pack of smokes, feed me celery and call me Claudia Schiffer :lol:

obd
03-17-2005, 02:48 AM
I think American doc's must be using this poll to determine whats wrong with our youth (as in NOBODY can ever get "normal untroubled")..........seems half the fricken country is taking something or other for some bull**** sickness............

obd
03-17-2005, 02:49 AM
75% of depression in America is caused by McDonalds ;) Destroy fast food and all your problems go away.......in fact I think there is a direct link between the so-called "Happy Mean" and school shootings..........lets all sue McD's...........

CG51
03-17-2005, 05:43 AM
You scored as Unipolar Depression.

Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

Unipolar Depression

0%

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

0%

Schizophrenia

0%

Antisocial Personality Disorder

0%

Borderline Personality Disorder

0%

Eating Disorders

0%

hey i dated a chick (for a very short time) that took zoloft...she was waaaaaaay out there, i don't know if it was the drug or her but she was scary...