View Full Version : What is your country good at?
Shadow
11-15-2003, 01:49 PM
Well.
Guns
Cars
Beer
Food
Chicks
Football (real Football)
Guess, where I' m from? ;)
Football=American Football
Fussball=Soccer, thats what your talking about ;)
And we're not good at it, we're just still the only ones who enjoy the crap professionally.....well i dont but everyone else seems too. I prefer the Superbowl, Football is way better than Soccer.
But i agree on everything else, even if we just have one good Firearm Manufacturer (HK) the anschuetz crap doesnt count as a real gun :p, oh and our "traditional" food is ****ty too, Sauerkraut *bah*, Sausages *bah* and all the stuff i cant even translate *bah*! :D
/edit: Oh and if you like Hammerfall you should check out Equilibrium @ www.equilibrium-metal.de the are a really awesome Metal Band from Munich.
Shadow
11-15-2003, 02:07 PM
Wahlter?
Sauer?
...
ohh and don't forget the Tanks.
EvanL
11-15-2003, 02:09 PM
Hockey
Beer
Hockey
Beer
Snipers ;)
Building Igloos
NcDeuce
11-15-2003, 02:10 PM
http://media.militaryphotos.net/photos/albums/special_forces-afghanistan/c_sfa04.jpg
http://fanseekr.homestead.com/files/Catherine19.jpg
http://images.nfl.com/photos/news/img5843703.jpg
http://www.tsn.ca/images/stories/20020922/williams_58773.jpg
;)
Jack Mehoff
11-15-2003, 02:28 PM
Damn!! Catherine Bell has a big rack
NcDeuce
11-15-2003, 02:30 PM
Word.
Beer
chocolates
sprouts
*** scandals related to kids
And more beer
Smintjes
11-15-2003, 05:57 PM
Beer
chocolates
sprouts
*** scandals related to kids
And more beer
And guns! And fries (a Belgian invention)! And even more beer! :D
killing whales maybe... :bash: :bash: :bash:
though I don't like it... :backhand: :backhand:
no beer,
few women,
sucks at soccer,
sucky movies...
no flaming please.. :roll:
catherine bell is nice...
mocking_loudly_died
11-15-2003, 07:41 PM
Australia:
Sport.... that’s it.
Our country’s attempt to make itself look important revolves around pumping millions of bucks into sport.
usa320
11-15-2003, 07:47 PM
Powerful armies, powerful whiskey, women, football, frivilous lawsuits, obesity and a lotsa technology.
Any Gueses?
EvanL
11-15-2003, 09:26 PM
Powerful armies, powerful whiskey, women, football, frivilous lawsuits, obesity and a lotsa technology.
Any Gueses?
Fiji?
ArmedPacifist
11-15-2003, 09:29 PM
Powerful armies, powerful whiskey, women, football, frivilous lawsuits, obesity and a lotsa technology.
Any Gueses?
Fiji?
He's OBVIOUSLY talking about China. Lets try and stan on the ball okay Evan?
Vance
11-15-2003, 09:34 PM
Powerful armies, powerful whiskey, women, football, frivilous lawsuits, obesity and a lotsa technology.
Any Gueses?
Fiji?
He's OBVIOUSLY talking about China. Lets try and stan on the ball okay Evan?
Wtf, he's talking about the Congo....
EvanL
11-15-2003, 09:40 PM
Powerful armies, powerful whiskey, women, football, frivilous lawsuits, obesity and a lotsa technology.
Any Gueses?
Fiji?
He's OBVIOUSLY talking about China. Lets try and stan on the ball okay Evan?
Wtf, he's talking about the Congo....
Its now the DRC, Democratic Republic of the COngo. DOnt know how democratic it is though.
ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
11-15-2003, 09:44 PM
I swear you guys were talking about chile :P
EvanL
11-15-2003, 09:58 PM
I swear you guys were talking about chile :P
The food or the country? Because they both give me gas.
ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
11-15-2003, 10:02 PM
either or...take your pic
Guttorm
11-15-2003, 10:04 PM
killing whales maybe... :bash: :bash: :bash:
though I don't like it... :backhand: :backhand:
no beer,
few women,
sucks at soccer,
sucky movies...
no flaming please.. :roll:
catherine bell is nice...
Whaling ROCKS!! KILL 'EM ALL I SAY!! :P
We also exell at building REALY fast ships (Norway has the worlds fastest naval ship)
We're good at making ammo, I read somewhere that the USMC is using ammo made in norway.
And if you say theres few women in norway, you need to get your ass up and get away from the computer.
http://www.tvnorge.no/bilder/00/75/25/08/elin.jpg.medium.jpg
and TONS of other BEAUTIFULL girls... :)
mocking_loudly_died
11-15-2003, 10:18 PM
Stop posting pictures of my mom.
Deuterium
11-15-2003, 10:20 PM
MILF MILF MILF MILF!!!!!!!
war
peace
running empires
banks, insurance and services in general
beer & ale
women
real football
rugby
fish & chips
sarcastic quips
spreading a language
crazy beef
and **** loads of other random stuff
Guttorm
11-15-2003, 11:38 PM
http://www.bertine.com/imagery/img-22010387340.jpg
I just HAD to post this pic... Another Norwegian woman...
woot
Shake n Bake
11-15-2003, 11:56 PM
What is my country good at?!
kicking ass....
MILF MILF MILF MILF!!!!!!!
rofl rofl
not becomming fat :P
cheese
windmills :)
and propably lots more but i can't be arsed to start thinking :)
oh and women of course
oh and i forgot..ice skating :)
we also USED TO BE good at soccer...but the last few years it's almost like they picked some random homeless to play in the national team :roll: it totally sucks we even lost from ****ing scotland :|
Herrmannek
11-16-2003, 09:15 AM
http://www.bertine.com/imagery/img-22010387340.jpg
I just HAD to post this pic... Another Norwegian woman...
woot
This makeup...brrr....my female-sadist-dentist have the same....brrrrr
Guttorm
11-16-2003, 09:24 AM
This makeup...brrr....my female-sadist-dentist have the same....brrrrr
If by this you mean that your dentist LOOKS like this...
I'm hot for your dentist... :P
Herrmannek
11-16-2003, 09:29 AM
This makeup...brrr....my female-sadist-dentist have the same....brrrrr
If by this you mean that your dentist LOOKS like this...
I'm hot for your dentist... :P
Sorry, only common thing betwen them is make-up :)
Guttorm
11-16-2003, 09:41 AM
oh and i forgot..ice skating :)
We kick yer asses when it comes to that.... ;)
Soulfree
11-16-2003, 10:40 AM
I have to give a better example of Norwegian girls though :)
mmmmm..... here she is :D
http://www.mysnaps.com/~soulfree/stdimages/soulfree20031116103609.JPG
Miss Marion Ravn :D
oh and i forgot..ice skating :)
We kick yer asses when it comes to that.... ;)
in your wet dreams :D
usa320
11-16-2003, 11:30 AM
MILF MILF MILF MILF!!!!!!!
rofl rofl
EvanL
11-16-2003, 01:37 PM
oh and i forgot..ice skating :)
We kick yer asses when it comes to that.... ;)
in your wet dreams :D
We kick al;l your asses when it comes to that :D
MolliG
11-16-2003, 02:55 PM
Rugby (at the moment)
Cricket (sometimes)
Football (sometimes)
Tennis (sometimes)
Military Technology (... every so often)
War
Fightin'
Overpricing everything
Teenage Parents
Yobs/Thugs/'Townies'/'Ganstas'
Winning
'Filling' Food
Ladies (on and off that one)
Err... Some other stuff
And my other country...
Military Technology
Football (not so much nowadays)
Cars
Beer
War
Roads/Driving
And other stuff
;)
Kampfhamster
11-16-2003, 03:23 PM
Chocolate
clocks
swiss army knifes
cheese
banks
staying neutral
Guttorm
11-16-2003, 06:28 PM
Chocolate
clocks
swiss army knifes
cheese
banks
staying neutral
:lol: rofl
Vance
11-16-2003, 07:37 PM
Killin' stuff.
Seoulstriker
11-16-2003, 07:43 PM
here are some more women from norway: ;)
http://www.signwriting.org/forums/linguistics/ling108.jpg
http://www.norwaypost.no/images/bildearkiv/riksdahl.jpg
Marxist203
11-16-2003, 10:24 PM
killing whales maybe... :bash: :bash: :bash:
though I don't like it... :backhand: :backhand:
no beer,
few women,
sucks at soccer,
sucky movies...
no flaming please.. :roll:
catherine bell is nice...
Norway is famous for its Black Metal! Im sure you've heard of several horrible crimes related to Black Metal Musicians, Faust from Emperor killed a homo****** in Lillehammer olympic park shortly after he and his band mate Samoth(The Regional Leader of the International Church of Satan) burnt down Norways oldest christian Church.
Varg, the drummer for the infamous Black Metal band Mayhem committed the most gruesome murder in Norways recent history when he murdered the singer of Burzum, stabbing him 28 times.
There are an incredible amount of great Metal Bands from Norway and Sweden...but the bets are from Norway! so be proud Comrade...your country is famous in my eyes!
Dalleer
11-16-2003, 10:26 PM
Umm, what would MY country be good at....
Well, we do have the "Sauna" now don't we?
And then there's "Koskenkorva" as well, something to indeed be proud of...
Oh yeah, and cellphones (and I do mean Nokia cellphones)!
Did I miss anything else?
Oh And if I can remember correctly, we were once 6th in the Eurovision-song contest back in the 70's....
Marxist203
11-16-2003, 10:28 PM
Killin' stuff.
Thats such a marvelous accomplishment...you know the Mongols were good at killin' stuff once. You guys need to branch out!
Shadow
11-17-2003, 08:19 AM
Rugby (at the moment)
Cricket (sometimes)
Football (sometimes)
Tennis (sometimes)
Military Technology (... every so often)
War
Fightin'
Overpricing everything
Teenage Parents
Yobs/Thugs/'Townies'/'Ganstas'
Winning
'Filling' Food
Ladies (on and off that one)
Err... Some other stuff
And my other country...
Military Technology
Football (not so much nowadays)
Cars
Beer
War
Roads/Driving
And other stuff
;)
Are you half german?
Which other country is able to build a real car except Germany? ;)
Brandon
11-17-2003, 08:20 AM
Hockey, beer and hot women. What more do you need? :lol:
Considering the support from the gov't, we have a great military too, to protect the hockey, beer and hot women.
killing whales maybe... :bash: :bash: :bash:
though I don't like it... :backhand: :backhand:
no beer,
few women,
sucks at soccer,
sucky movies...
no flaming please.. :roll:
catherine bell is nice...
Whaling ROCKS!! KILL 'EM ALL I SAY!! :P
We also exell at building REALY fast ships (Norway has the worlds fastest naval ship)
We're good at making ammo, I read somewhere that the USMC is using ammo made in norway.
And if you say theres few women in norway, you need to get your ass up and get away from the computer.
http://www.tvnorge.no/bilder/00/75/25/08/elin.jpg.medium.jpg
and TONS of other BEAUTIFULL girls... :)
maybe because the girls are wearing so much clothes in winter, hides everything... it's a shame..
there are beautifull women, but few now, mostly tourists :P
MolliG
11-17-2003, 12:32 PM
Rugby (at the moment)
Cricket (sometimes)
Football (sometimes)
Tennis (sometimes)
Military Technology (... every so often)
War
Fightin'
Overpricing everything
Teenage Parents
Yobs/Thugs/'Townies'/'Ganstas'
Winning
'Filling' Food
Ladies (on and off that one)
Err... Some other stuff
And my other country...
Military Technology
Football (not so much nowadays)
Cars
Beer
War
Roads/Driving
And other stuff
;)
Are you half german?
Which other country is able to build a real car except Germany? ;)
Born and breed in Niedersachsen/Lower Saxony. Spent nearly half my life around Rinteln, Dortmund and Bielefield. Hopefully I'll be able to go back when I'm old enough, have enough money and get the old tongue back. O and I support Germany in the old World Cup etc, much to the dissapointment of my Father and the rest of my school!
:lol:
Sabre
11-17-2003, 12:44 PM
Hmmm...
Good stuff:
Pubs
Beer
Nights on the lash
'The Toon'
Low intensity military operations (Whoop your arses at that, yanks!)
High intensity military operations ;) (Hold our own in that too)
Rugby
Bad stuff:
Scallies
Teenage pregnancy
Weapons (Design, eg SA80)
Tabloid Media
Anne Robinson
MolliG
11-17-2003, 12:58 PM
Scallies
That the Insert Region Here name for what we call down here in the South, 'Townies' (the scourge of decent folk and Airsofters)?
:lol:
http://www.saitamajetsfc.com/hasakiautumn981.JPG
http://www.geocities.com/rollingweb/townies/townies.jpg
Pictures from townieinfo.tk (www.townieinfo.tk)
;):D
Smintjes
11-17-2003, 01:07 PM
Umm, what would MY country be good at....
Well, we do have the "Sauna" now don't we?
And then there's "Koskenkorva" as well, something to indeed be proud of...
Oh yeah, and cellphones (and I do mean Nokia cellphones)!
Did I miss anything else?
Oh And if I can remember correctly, we were once 6th in the Eurovision-song contest back in the 70's....
Not so modest Dalleer! Finland is the most beautiful country I have ever visited. Your girls are pretty cool too, met a girl on the plane to Helsinki, we hooked up again a week later at her house in Oulu and we went hiking to Scotland together the next year. And your beer's pretty good (Karhu I believe it was, something with a bear on the bottle).
Sabre
11-17-2003, 01:18 PM
Yep. Scallies is, well, i don't know where it's from. I thought it was fairly universal.
Up here in the North East the term is 'Charver'.
I am informed that in Scotland, a common term is 'Scheme', as in 'Schemies'.
For our foreign friends, the females can be identified by pony tails protruding from the top of the head and pulled so tight that it causes a receeding hairline, accompanied by VHF-receiving hoop earrings and an abundance of 'gold' jewlery. The males can be seen with super-white trainers, tracky-bottoms, 'kickers' sweat tops and Burbury baseball caps.
MolliG
11-17-2003, 01:37 PM
Yep. Scallies is, well, i don't know where it's from. I thought it was fairly universal.
Up here in the North East the term is 'Charver'.
I am informed that in Scotland, a common term is 'Scheme', as in 'Schemies'.
I've heard of the term Charver/Chav' before, down here their just known as Townies. Or maybe even Ganstas, but that would be complimenting them! :lol:
For our foreign friends, the females can be identified by pony tails protruding from the top of the head and pulled so tight that it causes a receeding hairline, accompanied by VHF-receiving hoop earrings and an abundance of 'gold' jewlery. The males can be seen with super-white trainers, tracky-bottoms, 'kickers' sweat tops and Burbury baseball caps.
Got it in one! :D
Fargin
11-17-2003, 02:19 PM
pastry
Herrmannek
11-17-2003, 02:45 PM
Ski Jumping :)
Adam Małysz:
http://www.beskid.com/images/malysz/Malysz3.jpg
Royal
11-17-2003, 03:27 PM
Soldiering
usa320
11-17-2003, 04:11 PM
What is your country good at?
Pissing on France.
rofl
Rantanplan
11-17-2003, 04:34 PM
http://remtek.com/arms/hk/mil/g36/g36kfold.gif
http://www.baynards.com/images/mvc-016f.jpg
http://www.springhill7.freeserve.co.uk/beckenbauer.jpg
http://www.celebrity-world.net/galleries/pictures/HeidiKlum/images/16_jpg.jpg
http://www.pluto.dti.ne.jp/~mikado/weizen.jpg
http://www.saveurs.sympatico.ca/ency_6/charcute/bratwurst.gif
ArmedPacifist
11-17-2003, 05:44 PM
I'm moving to Germany.
Seoulstriker
11-17-2003, 05:45 PM
I'm moving to Germany.
i love brats so much. it makes me hungry just thinking about it. :)
martinexsquaddie
11-17-2003, 06:07 PM
thats where saddams wmds went the kingos got them and are flogging them to there yardie mates just went till birmingnam and liverpool get taken out by tactical nukes shame really not :lol:
german **** is the best...
to the germans: I think Opel should be mentoned...
EvanL
11-17-2003, 08:56 PM
german **** is the best...
to the germans: I think Opel should be mentoned...
Yeh especially there Shizer movies. hahahaha
Andyman
11-18-2003, 01:13 AM
Rantanplan clearly wins by a longshot. I am now a German fundamentalist. I love Germany, praise be to Germany!!!!!!!!!!
Deutschland Deutschland uber alles
:P :) :D ;)
Guttorm
11-18-2003, 02:46 AM
Umm, what would MY country be good at....
Well, we do have the "Sauna" now don't we?
And then there's "Koskenkorva" as well, something to indeed be proud of...
Oh yeah, and cellphones (and I do mean Nokia cellphones)!
Did I miss anything else?
Oh And if I can remember correctly, we were once 6th in the Eurovision-song contest back in the 70's....
Not so modest Dalleer! Finland is the most beautiful country I have ever visited. Your girls are pretty cool too, met a girl on the plane to Helsinki, we hooked up again a week later at her house in Oulu and we went hiking to Scotland together the next year. And your beer's pretty good (Karhu I believe it was, something with a bear on the bottle).
Finnish girls are AWESOME! I have yet to meet a ugly finnish girl. But I've never actually been to Finland so.... Only met them here in Norway, and in the US (!).
And beer, don't forget LAPIN KULTA
Mr Gently Benevolent
11-18-2003, 05:59 AM
We in Scotland produce world class inventors, engineers, cult movies, Saturday night battles, tough cops, whiskey, bankers and some OK music.
According to an English pal we also produce brutal NCO's.
vmpsmII
11-18-2003, 11:02 AM
Well I come from the only country in the world that is good at doing absolutely nothing!
we are terribly desorganised
with large amounts of corruption
pitiful armed forces
we produce nothing and import all our technology
we are extremely lazy
big *** scandals with kids (yes it's not just belgium)
welcome to Portugal!!
Smintjes
11-18-2003, 11:13 AM
Port! (the drink, that is...) And great holiday country!
Shadow
11-18-2003, 11:19 AM
Well I come from the only country in the world that is good at doing absolutely nothing!
we are terribly desorganised
with large amounts of corruption
pitiful armed forces
we produce nothing and import all our technology
we are extremely lazy
big *** scandals with kids (yes it's not just belgium)
welcome to Portugal!!
Yup, my friends father grows wine in portugal.
Everytime he says "Move your ass!" The workers says "Calma calma"
or something like this.
vmpsmII
11-18-2003, 12:26 PM
Yup, my friends father grows wine in portugal.
Everytime he says "Move your ass!" The workers says "Calma calma"
or something like this.
that's Portugal, I see you know how it work's.
For those off you that don't know the language "Calma calma" means something like "Relax, take it easy".
Well lazy or not we kicked the french buts when they tried to invade us three times during the peninsular war, we hopefully had a lot of help from the brits, Duke of Wellington's troops, but thats another story.
(Sure I know you are going to say that everybody wins against the french, big deal!)
Nawlins
11-18-2003, 02:36 PM
welcome to Portugal!!
I would add a beautiful language to the list. I love the sound of Portugese. Hate the taste of Port though, sorry.
portugese beautifull? well, beautifull maybe, but easy or functional? no way....it's got like insane amounts of different tenses n stuff...its really horrible
Nawlins
11-18-2003, 09:43 PM
portugese beautifull? well, beautifull maybe, but easy or functional? no way....it's got like insane amounts of different tenses n stuff...its really horrible
Haha... Okay. I don't know anything about it, except that it sounds pretty. :)
Mark_Aspen
05-04-2004, 01:22 PM
Jack Mehoff writes:
Damn!! Catherine Bell has a big rack
She's done softcore too. I know its blasphemy, but she's almost too big on top.
Beowulf
05-04-2004, 01:26 PM
Jack Mehoff writes:
Damn!! Catherine Bell has a big rack
She's done softcore too. I know its blasphemy, but she's almost too big on top.
Do pushups.
ANGRY KIWI
05-04-2004, 01:32 PM
Australia:
Sport.... that’s it.
Our country’s attempt to make itself look important revolves around pumping millions of bucks into sport.
our claim 2 fame is making fun of you
that and sheep
hmmmmmm sheep
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 01:36 PM
VODKA
SNOW
VODKA
KALASHNIKOV
SPUTNIK
PUSHKIN
ICE SKATING
VODKA
GIRLS
BIZNES
VODKA
SNOW
GIRLS
and of course,....CHESS!
Herrmannek
05-04-2004, 01:39 PM
VODKA
SNOW
VODKA
KALASHNIKOV
SPUTNIK
PUSHKIN
VODKA
GIRLS
BIZNES
VODKA
SNOW
GIRLS
and of course,....CHESS!
Lets straight things up: We producce best quality vodka but You drink much more of it :)
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 01:40 PM
VODKA
SNOW
VODKA
KALASHNIKOV
SPUTNIK
PUSHKIN
VODKA
GIRLS
BIZNES
VODKA
SNOW
GIRLS
and of course,....CHESS!
Lets straight things up: We producce best quality vodka but You drink much more of it :)
You got NOTHING on Stolichnaya!
:slap:
mack pl
05-04-2004, 01:42 PM
VODKA
SNOW
VODKA
KALASHNIKOV
SPUTNIK
PUSHKIN
VODKA
GIRLS
BIZNES
VODKA
SNOW
GIRLS
and of course,....CHESS!
Lets straight things up: We producce best quality vodka but You drink much more of it :)
You got NOTHING on Stolichnaya!
:slap:Polish bimber is better than any typ of russian vodka ;)
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 01:44 PM
VODKA
SNOW
VODKA
KALASHNIKOV
SPUTNIK
PUSHKIN
VODKA
GIRLS
BIZNES
VODKA
SNOW
GIRLS
and of course,....CHESS!Polish Bimber is better than any type of russian vodka ;)
Lets straight things up: We producce best quality vodka but You drink much more of it :)
You got NOTHING on Stolichnaya!
:slap:
That must be why, EVERY liquor store in the US got BOXES of Stoli, and no bimber-shvimber. :P
mack pl
05-04-2004, 01:47 PM
Dear RA Americans know **** about vodka ;) This poor people dont know how good is Bimber ;) :lol:
Hullebullen
05-04-2004, 01:47 PM
Hot females...and I ain't talking 'bout one or two supermodels but the "girl-next-door"...
mack pl
05-04-2004, 01:48 PM
Hot females...and I ain't talking 'bout one or two supermodels but the "girl-next-door"...Yeah, I know your sister man ;) ....(j.k) :lol:
Javehn
05-04-2004, 01:49 PM
Dana International ;)
Born_to_kill :lol:
Susita car :roll:
Makkabi beer :|
Noam Chumsky :fork:
Herrmannek
05-04-2004, 01:49 PM
That must be why, EVERY liquor store in the US got BOXES of Stoli, and no bimber-shvimber. :P
bimber is moonshine..produced with ancient procedures in moonshine shadow to gather magic energy of shadowed moon's light and to not provoke guys in blue...
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 01:51 PM
That must be why, EVERY liquor store in the US got BOXES of Stoli, and no bimber-shvimber. :P
bimber is moonshine..produced with ancient procedures in moonshine shadow to gather magic energy of shadowed moon's light and to not provoke guys in blue...
SAMOGON, baby!
Herrmannek
05-04-2004, 01:52 PM
Dana International ;)
Spit that word, I almost have fantasy about that ****...
Herrmannek
05-04-2004, 01:52 PM
That must be why, EVERY liquor store in the US got BOXES of Stoli, and no bimber-shvimber. :P
bimber is moonshine..produced with ancient procedures in moonshine shadow to gather magic energy of shadowed moon's light and to not provoke guys in blue...
SAMOGON, baby!
SAMOGON is crapy copy produced for export :),
Javehn
05-04-2004, 01:53 PM
Dana International ;)
Spit that word, I almost have fantasy about that ****...
:lol: :bash: :fork:
Legend says that he/she was a machine gunner in one of IDF best infantry brigades .
The same one born_to_kill wants to get in . ;) Coincidence ...
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 01:54 PM
That must be why, EVERY liquor store in the US got BOXES of Stoli, and no bimber-shvimber. :P
bimber is moonshine..produced with ancient procedures in moonshine shadow to gather magic energy of shadowed moon's light and to not provoke guys in blue...
SAMOGON, baby!
SAMOGON is pure copy produced for export :)
WTF are you talking about?
No one exports it to my knowledge.
Its not done at a factory, you know. :lol:
Herrmannek
05-04-2004, 01:55 PM
That must be why, EVERY liquor store in the US got BOXES of Stoli, and no bimber-shvimber. :P
bimber is moonshine..produced with ancient procedures in moonshine shadow to gather magic energy of shadowed moon's light and to not provoke guys in blue...
SAMOGON, baby!
SAMOGON is pure copy produced for export :)
WTF are you talking about?
No one exports it to my knowledge.
Its not done at a factory, you know. :lol:
Don't beleve media..Jews can sell everything :)
mack pl
05-04-2004, 01:58 PM
That must be why, EVERY liquor store in the US got BOXES of Stoli, and no bimber-shvimber. :P
bimber is moonshine..produced with ancient procedures in moonshine shadow to gather magic energy of shadowed moon's light and to not provoke guys in blue...
SAMOGON, baby!
SAMOGON is pure copy produced for export :)
WTF are you talking about?
No one exports it to my knowledge.
Its not done at a factory, you know. :lol:
Don't beleve media..Jews can sell everything :)SAM OGON rofl BTW Im sure RA that you have a little SAMOGON factory in your cellar ;)
Fintin
05-04-2004, 02:23 PM
blowing the crap out of smaller poorer countries...um...dont F with our cars....we now produce the two fasted 1/4 mile cars out there...ford gt and saleen f7....and the ford only has a v8....kiss my blue oval ass italy.....
Nondescript
05-04-2004, 03:10 PM
blowing the crap out of smaller poorer countries...um...dont F with our cars....we now produce the two fasted 1/4 mile cars out there...ford gt and saleen f7....and the ford only has a v8....kiss my blue oval ass italy.....¨
*cough* liar *cough*
AFAIK we produce the fastest 1/4 mile car, so you can kiss my kings egg ass.
Oh and it's Saleen S7. ;)
perdurabo
05-04-2004, 03:13 PM
few facts about alchochol from poland
Pope Klemens VII (around XVII century) when deth come to him said "Sancta piva di Polonia, sancta piva di Warka" (Holly beer from Polland, holly beer from Warka-Warka beer is still produced in Poland it has more than 375 years) but clerics around him misunderstund him and started prying to sanct Piva from Poland :-) (this is real thing noticed in books!)
About Vodkas.
Poles tried to make in 70' law article saying that only true Vodka comes from Poland (like only true Coniac comes from french province Coniac(SP?)) but Russians didn't wanted that (lots of $$ could fly away) so they found some historian who made "reserches" saying that vodkas where produced in russia 50years erlier than in Poland (witch was comunist lie because first writed documents about vodka comes from poland) then when this historian died in 2000 all moscov was saying that "angry Poles assasinated him" :-)
In XVII cent meany drinkers where famous but one of them was caled "drinking killer" or "sanct drinker" he had the biggest glass around 5litters! he rided around and cached "guests" he forced them to drink with him from this big glass, to go free you had to drinnk whole glass whitout spitting or stopping even for breath! other beloved activities of this nobleman was to close himselfe with monks and drink whole week :-)
Good drink from Poland is drinking honey! its very good alcochol sometimes better than best wines! there are meany types. With strawberries, flowers, friuts etc... also they differs on time of lying down and how meant parts of honey goes on part of water.
The best of them is Półtorak (one and a half) on one part of water goest three parts of honey but it has to lie down more than 10years!
next is Dwójniak for one part of honey you take two parts of water it lies down about 2-4years
then is Trójniak on one part of honey you take 3parts of water and it lies around 1 year
and then is Czwórniak on one part of honey you take 4parts of water so its litle bit crapy :)
and of course Vodkas(Chopin, Goldvasser...) and Beers (Warka! EB, Żywiec, Bębowe, Tatra...)
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 03:21 PM
Russian vodka is SO good, that people who drank it, couldnt be bothered to WRITE about it, like their Polish nerd counterparts.
Duh.
Fintin
05-04-2004, 03:21 PM
blowing the crap out of smaller poorer countries...um...dont F with our cars....we now produce the two fasted 1/4 mile cars out there...ford gt and saleen f7....and the ford only has a v8....kiss my blue oval ass italy.....¨
*cough* liar *cough*
AFAIK we produce the fastest 1/4 mile car, so you can kiss my kings egg ass.
Oh and it's Saleen S7. ;)
im going from what i read in popular machanics....they tested the top 12...yeah f or s ill never drive one....and what car do you produce that is the fastest?.....
perdurabo
05-04-2004, 03:28 PM
Russian vodka is SO good, that people who drank it, couldnt be bothered to WRITE about it, like their Polish nerd counterparts.
Duh.
dude Polish vodka is soo damn good that ppl write poems about it! not like our russian nerd counterparts when they drink they want to forget about it rofl rofl rofl
j/k both countries have good vodkas and ****ty (BTW recepture for ideal vodka comes from russian scientist-its 30%alchochol one- but first writings about vodka comes from poland) and both have bad vodkas.(never ever drink Lodowa -Icy or Studencka -Students they are prabably the ****iest vodkas in poland onece i tried it and i was sick for 3days)
also finns produce some good stuff.
mack pl
05-04-2004, 03:29 PM
Russian vodka is SO good, that people who drank it, couldnt be bothered to WRITE about it, like their Polish nerd counterparts.
Duh.Yeah sure ;) :lol:
mack pl
05-04-2004, 03:32 PM
Russian vodka is SO good, that people who drank it, couldnt be bothered to WRITE about it, like their Polish nerd counterparts.
Duh.
dude Polish vodka is soo damn good that ppl write poems about it! not like our russian nerd counterparts when they drink they want to forget about it rofl rofl rofl
j/k both countries have good vodkas and ****ty (BTW recepture for ideal vodka comes from russian scientist-its 30%alchochol one- but first writings about vodka comes from poland) and both have bad vodkas.(never ever drink Lodowa -Icy or Studencka -Students they are prabably the ****iest vodkas in poland onece i tried it and i was sick for 3days)
also finns produce some good stuff.Agree :) I wanna write poem about polish vodka few times, but i was too drunk :lol:
Nondescript
05-04-2004, 03:37 PM
blowing the crap out of smaller poorer countries...um...dont F with our cars....we now produce the two fasted 1/4 mile cars out there...ford gt and saleen f7....and the ford only has a v8....kiss my blue oval ass italy.....¨
*cough* liar *cough*
AFAIK we produce the fastest 1/4 mile car, so you can kiss my kings egg ass.
Oh and it's Saleen S7. ;)
im going from what i read in popular machanics....they tested the top 12...yeah f or s ill never drive one....and what car do you produce that is the fastest?.....
Koenigsegg CCR. supercharged 4,7l V8 with 806 bhp and 678 lb-ft, yeah.
0-62mp/h 3.2sec, topspeed 242+ mp/h, 1/4 mile 9sec end speed 146 mp/h, yeah try to beat that with your blue oval. ;)
perdurabo
05-04-2004, 03:47 PM
we also have the fastes white man Marcin Urbas caled "withe thunder" only withe man that can run faster than black :)
we have also the best horses in world, our arabs sometimes reach 1bilion of bucks! woot arab sheiks come here to buy horses also moust of american arab horses come from Poland, and English horse (cold blood) comes from few horses stolen from Poland(in XV-XVIII cent in Poland there was a ban of selling horses abroad anyone who tried that was sentenced death!)
We made the best saber even katana is inferior. One of first artilery handbooks where made by pole he even invented idea of rocet with more than one eingine and with aerodinamic nose with warhead.
Britain produced both myself and Benny Hill. That's all that needs to be said.
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 03:49 PM
Yeah, I agree with Perdurabo.
But we BOTH know, that our vodkas completely PWN Absolut. :hug: woot
Herrmannek
05-04-2004, 03:50 PM
we also have the fastes white man Marcin Urbas caled "withe thunder" only withe man that can run faster than black :)
we have also the best horses in world, our arabs sometimes reach 1bilion of bucks! woot arab sheiks come here to buy horses also moust of american arab horses come from Poland, and English horse (cold blood) comes from few horses stolen from Poland(in XV-XVIII cent in Poland there was a ban of selling horses abroad anyone who tried that was sentenced death!)
We made the best saber even katana is inferior. One of first artilery handbooks where made by pole he even invented idea of rocet with more than one eingine and with aerodinamic nose with warhead.
And delta wings...We also invented mobile artilery(Bem), And our Chicks are Hotest :)
Herrmannek
05-04-2004, 03:51 PM
Yeah, I agree with Perdurabo.
But we BOTH know, that our vodkas completely PWN Absolut. :hug: woot
Indeed...
mustamato
05-04-2004, 03:55 PM
Yeah, I agree with Perdurabo.
But we BOTH know, that our vodkas completely PWN Absolut. :hug: woot
Probably because Absolut is considered as a luxury vodka, and has a price there
after. While your Polish/Russian vodka made of used toilet water is of course cheaper
and sell more to the thirsty mobs. So in terms of sold litres Absolut is probably
PwN3d. In terms of quality it´s a whole another matter.
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 03:56 PM
Yeah, I agree with Perdurabo.
But we BOTH know, that our vodkas completely PWN Absolut. :hug: woot
Probably because Absolut is considered as a luxury vodka, and has a price there
after. While your Polish/Russian vodka made of used toilet water is of course cheaper
and sell more to the thirsty mobs. So in terms of sold litres Absolut is probably
PwN3d. In terms of quality it´s a whole another matter.
Nope. Absolute - $16. Stolichnaya- $21
And TASTES like vodka, not perfume.
Herrmannek
05-04-2004, 03:56 PM
Yeah, I agree with Perdurabo.
But we BOTH know, that our vodkas completely PWN Absolut. :hug: woot
Probably because Absolut is considered as a luxury vodka, and has a price there
after. While your Polish/Russian vodka made of used toilet water is of course cheaper
and sell more to the thirsty mobs. So in terms of sold litres Absolut is probably
PwN3d. In terms of quality it´s a whole another matter.
Check once more prices :), Absolut is poors' man vodka in comparsion
Midtown
05-04-2004, 03:57 PM
"My ***** is bigger!"
"no Mine is!"
blah blah blah. goddamn hippies.
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 03:58 PM
Yeah, I agree with Perdurabo.
But we BOTH know, that our vodkas completely PWN Absolut. :hug: woot
Probably because Absolut is considered as a luxury vodka, and has a price there
after. While your Polish/Russian vodka made of used toilet water is of course cheaper
and sell more to the thirsty mobs. So in terms of sold litres Absolut is probably
PwN3d. In terms of quality it´s a whole another matter.
Check once more prices :), Absolut is poors' man vodka in comparsion
woot
UkrainianAmerican
05-04-2004, 03:58 PM
Btw, Mustamato, IF I were you, I would be talking about Finalndia.
Thats a very respectable brand. A hell of a lot better then Absolut.
Tengu
05-04-2004, 04:00 PM
Belgium: The BEST beer in the world, the best fries (or is it fry's??), dutch bashing, good chocolat and FN weapons
FDF_Hemppis
05-04-2004, 04:14 PM
Btw, Mustamato, IF I were you, I would be talking about Finalndia.
Thats a very respectable brand. A hell of a lot better then Absolut.
Now we are talking! woot
*Pssst, stay away form that crappy swedish stuff...*
I buy Finlandia because it's easier available, and tastes a bit smoother (IMO).
None the less, I've also enjoyed stoli. And I must say, boy that it does get you drunk, too :)
I don't drink much Vodka but there was a seriously smooth brand we had with our Zakuski in St.Petersburg. It's supposed to be Prez Putin's favorite but forgot the name...
Absolut and Finlandia have cool bottles, no idea about the taste.
Nondescript
05-04-2004, 04:19 PM
I don't drink much Vodka but there was a seriously smooth brand we had with our Zakuski in St.Petersburg. It's supposed to be Prez Putin's favorite but forgot the name...
Absolut and Finlandia have cool bottles, no idea about the taste.
I thought Putin never drank.
I heard from Russian friends this Vodka brand advertised with his name.
Nondescript
05-04-2004, 04:30 PM
Well I've seen vodka sold under the brand of Boris Jeltsin (cheapest vodka also), so it's probably just some clever way to try and sell more vodka.
RomanS
05-04-2004, 04:46 PM
Beautiful women
Organized Crime
Best Vodka
First in Space
One of the best Armory
Best Helicopters
Best Submarines
Best Underwater exploration technology (ask James Cameron)
Stalin
Lenin
Communism
Genocide
Kalashnikov
Dragunov
The only place in the world that makes UNITED STATES nervous.
RomanS
05-04-2004, 04:53 PM
And as for vodka war. Lets resolve this once and for all .
http://www.cx.by/games/data/063/rsn.jpg
RUSSIAN STANDART
best vodka ever
read what vodka fans of the world are saying
http://www.vodkaphiles.com/custrev2.cfm?Vodka=Russian%20Standard
Second best and the most expansive
URI DOLGORUKIY
http://www.isot.ru/vitrina/vodka_dolg.jpg
Polish vodka, Finish vodka, Swedesh vodka - MEH blah
its like Mexican VW Bug, it didnt originate there !
Marmot1
05-04-2004, 05:02 PM
actually vodka was first destilled in poland so your vodka is not orginal :lol: (bad comparision to VW)
memphiz
05-04-2004, 05:26 PM
Hockey
Beer
Women
Killing defencless seals :D
Being cold
Hells Angels
FDF_Hemppis
05-04-2004, 05:32 PM
The only place in the world that makes UNITED STATES nervous.
I thought that Iraq made them pretty nervous too?
But US kinda won that match 6-0..
j/k :D
EvanL
05-04-2004, 05:35 PM
Hockey
Beer
Women
Killing defencless seals :D
Being cold
Hells Angels
Lacrosse
Screech
Newfies
Newfoundland Dogs
Labrador retrievers
Beaver Tails
CADPAT
Diemaco
Falco
05-04-2004, 05:47 PM
CANADA
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memphiz
05-04-2004, 06:08 PM
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citizen-k
05-04-2004, 06:22 PM
Dana International ;)
Born_to_kill :lol:
Susita car :roll:
Makkabi beer :|
Noam Chumsky :fork:
European basketball rofl
http://www.euroleague.net/fotos/teams/gra/TEL.jpg
Universal
05-04-2004, 06:58 PM
My country is the united states of america, my country is good at invading other countries, third-world countries might I add. Thank you.
Salty Dog
05-04-2004, 07:00 PM
true, true.
Javehn
05-04-2004, 07:00 PM
My country is the united states of america, my country is good at invading other countries, third-world countries might I add. Thank you.
You are not European ??
born_to_kill
05-04-2004, 07:02 PM
he is a european faggot, his comment was sarcasm.
Salty Dog
05-04-2004, 07:03 PM
mine wasn't.
Javehn
05-04-2004, 07:03 PM
he is a european faggot, his comment was sarcasm.
Oh you right . I am starting to get kinda sleepy and confused ...
Universal
05-04-2004, 07:23 PM
he is a european faggot, his comment was sarcasm.
Oh you right . I am starting to get kinda sleepy and confused ...
still smokin' that **** huh? ;)
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