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James
03-19-2005, 03:09 AM
SANTA BARBARA, CA—During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.

"Coroners have officially ****ounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."


rofl

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111
03-19-2005, 03:09 AM
rofl
DarkCypher
03-19-2005, 03:44 AM
rofl rofl

You've gotta love The Onion.
walford
03-19-2005, 04:17 AM
I've been saying for years that MJ is a cybernetic organism. What they found were the discarded organic components. It is rumored that Cher's chassis is also largely composed of aftermarket parts.

http://fake-it.org/ish01/celeb/cher.jpg
scm77
03-19-2005, 04:31 AM
rofl
Moledet
03-19-2005, 05:20 AM
I knew he was an alien.
bloddyaxe
03-19-2005, 07:20 AM
The creature that claims to be Mikhail Jakson looks more tainted by evil than a half rotten corpse in a garbage container.
§nake
03-19-2005, 07:25 AM
rofl rofl
CG51
03-19-2005, 07:31 AM
:lol:
Johnny_H02
03-19-2005, 07:40 AM
LMAO :lol:
Aerosoul
03-19-2005, 08:41 AM
You've gotta love The Onion.

Yes! :D
disabled1
03-19-2005, 10:23 AM
its the truth that celebrities have more plastic than a honda interior. i still think m.j. is the first person to be born a black man and die a white woman. as for cher.......i dont care if she has more aftermarket parts than a honda she still is hot
Hawkeye
03-19-2005, 10:48 AM
:lol:
ronin2172
03-19-2005, 11:23 AM
its the truth that celebrities have more plastic than a honda interior. i still think m.j. is the first person to be born a black man and die a white woman. as for cher.......i dont care if she has more aftermarket parts than a honda she still is hot
rofl ....just out of curiosity...how many here are old enough to remember MJ when he was black? Hmmmmmmmmmm.
walford
03-19-2005, 11:49 AM
rofl ....just out of curiosity...how many here are old enough to remember MJ when he was black? Hmmmmmmmmmm.I'm about the same age, thus old enough to remember when he was HUMAN.
bloddyaxe
03-19-2005, 02:04 PM
rofl ....just out of curiosity...how many here are old enough to remember MJ when he was black? Hmmmmmmmmmm.I'm about the same age, thus old enough to remember when he was HUMAN.

He was a HUMAN once? :cantbeli:
usa320
03-19-2005, 03:14 PM
i dont care if she has more aftermarket parts than a honda she still is hot

yucky.
rob
03-19-2005, 04:18 PM
i dont care if she has more aftermarket parts than a honda she still is hot

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. :cantbeli:
scm77
03-19-2005, 04:36 PM
i dont care if she has more aftermarket parts than a honda she still is hot

wtf is wrong with you? :lol:
wiking
03-19-2005, 06:25 PM
I can't remember when he was black, but i've seen the music video for the song "monster" or whetever it's called. Was rather weird.

They should cut his genitals off, is he hasn't done that allready himself p-)

Child abusers don't have it easy in prison.
walford
03-19-2005, 06:29 PM
Michael Jackson once again vehemently denies getting any plastic surgery.
http://www.cylon.org/images/bg/global-cylon-01a.jpg
James
03-19-2005, 07:47 PM
rofl ....just out of curiosity...how many here are old enough to remember MJ when he was black? Hmmmmmmmmmm.I'm about the same age, thus old enough to remember when he was HUMAN.

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