Post your top 5 things you love about America!

[BadKarma26]

1. Toby Keith
2. Hot women
3. Cheeseburgers
4. US Army HOOAH
5. Ford Trucks

Lets try to keep this thread friendly gents. A little teasing is alright, but I hope this won't be an excuse for Euros to start trashing America.

1. ****o
2. starbucks
3. rock n roll
4. slavery
5. bed bath and beyond

[JiJoMacLE45]

No Particular Order

#1= The Adult Entertainment Industry
#2= The 2nd Amendment
#3= Cracked out hood rats(hey, w/o them I'd be awfully bored at work)
#4= Fvckin Chuck Norris!
#5= Capital Punishment

[Jack Mehoff]

1. Freedom
2. U.S. Army
3. Women....nah. Disneyland
4. Firearms
5. Opportunity

[scrybe]

I started thinking about it, and most of the things I enjoy on any given day are imported or of foriegn origins. This list should not have been so difficult.

1. Second Ammendment
2. Fresh Air
3. Big engines
4. Secure border (from attack, don't get me started on the illegal imigration deal)
5. Black Angus Beef

[drGreen]

1. The B-52
2. The AC-130
3. American hot women (not the fat ones)
4. Adult entertainment
5. fedex

[BadKarma26]

1. ****o
2. starbucks
3. rock n roll
4. slavery
5. bed bath and beyond

slavery?!

[toki]

1. ****o
2. starbucks
3. rock n roll
4. slavery
5. bed bath and beyond

1.****o... (there are other countries which provide real QUALITY over quantity) :P
2.starbucks (:cantbeli:)
3.rock n roll (Should be higher in your list. One american 'product' everybody should be thankful for)

(...)

;)

[JiJoMacLE45]

slavery
I paused when I saw that too.

[toki]

slavery
I paused when I saw that too.

x2

but hey chico is a little young and i guess he had a clown for breakfast...

[Ratman]

1. The weather (generally)
2. The food (usually)
3. The friendliness of the people (sometimes)
4. The neigborhoods (that grew prior to 1980s)
5. The funky bookstores, record/CD shops, cafes etc.
6. The diversity
(I've forgot where I'm supposed to stop. :oops: )

[American Patriot]

1. being the freest nation on Earth
2. the GOP
3. our gentle foreign policy
4. teh wimens
5. Pie

[Buckeye67]

1) Liberty
2) Ohio
3) The WW2 Generation
4) American History
5) The Food Network. BAM!

[achilles]

The Windy City
Technology
V8 engines
The Rocky Mountains
The Doors
....among other things p-)

[username]

In no particular order

1. ****
2. Freedom of Speech
3. The invention of computers (PC, MAC etc)
4. The Simpsons
5. Contribution of the world of medicine and healthcare

[Steve Railsback]

I started thinking about it, and most of the things I enjoy on any given day are imported or of foriegn origins. This list should not have been so difficult.

1. Second Ammendment
2. Fresh Air
3. Big engines
4. Secure border (from attack, don't get me started on the illegal imigration deal)
5. Black Angus Beef

Hey! I think there a certain rules for having fresh air and big engines in the same list.

[DarkCypher]

In no particular order.

1. Dominos Pizza
2. Music
3. American Muscle
4. American TV
Can only think of 4. :oops:

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

1. being the freest nation on Earth
2. the GOP
3. our gentle foreign policy
4. teh wimens
5. Pie

Is it a competition now? :lol:

I'm sure Pretty much any European country would argue otherwise.

From my British perspective

1) The Simpsons
2) American cars (almost as funny as the simpsons)
3) The bands (Not the mainstream manufactured ones)
4) People going Woot! and Hooyah! etc (No other country could manage it)
5) The obscenely high level of customer service ("Have a nice day sir" ..... "What?"..... "Have a nice day sir"...."Oh, ok."

[FallenAngel]

1. Country Music
2. muscle cars
3. corporate empires (McDonalds, Starbucks, Microsoft, etc)
4. southern california beaches
5. diversity

[Steve Railsback]

1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken
3)French fries
4)Playstation
5)Swedish bikini team

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken
3)French fries
4)Playstation
5)Swedish bikini team

rofl

[Steve Railsback]

1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken
3)French fries
4)Playstation
5)Swedish bikini team

rofl

What? :roll:

[Shadow]

In no particular order

1. ****
2. Freedom of Speech
3. The invention of computers (PC, MAC etc)
4. The Simpsons
5. Contribution of the world of medicine and healthcare

Computers: http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa050298.htm
Freedom of Speech: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporters_without_borders

k here's my list:

1. ****
2. Simpsons
3. Cola
4. Rock
5...

I can only come up with 4.

[Flagg]

1.) Harley-Davidson

2.) Firepower

3.) Cowboys (and being an Eagles fan, I don't mean those f*cking losers from Dallas)

4.) The Apollo Moonshot

5.) Globally dominant craptastic culture

[DarkCypher]

In no particular order.

1. Dominos Pizza
2. Music
3. American Muscle
4. American TV
Can only think of 4. :oops:

Found my number 5

5. Coke.

[Luno]

1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken
3)French fries
4)Playstation
5)Swedish bikini team

rofl

What? :roll:
Here is the home off the Swedish bikini team my friend :D
http://img232.exs.cx/img232/3692/swedishmapsmall8el.jpg

[drGreen]

1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken
3)French fries
4)Playstation
5)Swedish bikini team

rofl

What? :roll:
Here is the home off the Swedish bikini team my friend :D
http://img232.exs.cx/img232/3692/swedishmapsmall8el.jpg

And heineken is dutch!! :-*$

[Steve Railsback]

1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken
3)French fries
4)Playstation
5)Swedish bikini team

rofl

What? :roll:
Here is the home off the Swedish bikini team my friend :D
http://img232.exs.cx/img232/3692/swedishmapsmall8el.jpg
Yeah right! And what is the next thing your going tell me? That french fries are Swedish too? :|

[drGreen]

see post above

[Luno]

Steve Railsback
Don’t be made mate it can happen to the best :D I did believe that my new ford Mondeo where made in America ;)

[Steve Railsback]

Steve Railsback
Don’t be made mate it can happen to the best :D I did believe that my new ford Mondeo where made in America ;)
I guess it was made in England ;)

[Luno]

Steve Railsback
Don’t be made mate it can happen to the best :D I did believe that my new ford Mondeo where made in America ;)
I guess it was made in England ;)

I where told that it where made in Ford's European plants in Germany and Belgium ;)

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Steve Railsback
Don’t be made mate it can happen to the best :D I did believe that my new ford Mondeo where made in America ;)
I guess it was made in England ;)

I where told that it where made in Ford's European plants in Germany and Belgium ;)

Belgium is not a real country.

[CZ]

1. Pick-em-up trucks
2. Guns
3. Quality AND quantity of ****
4. The invention of the internet
5. Football

[tony6]

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Angelina Jolie

[Macs.]

4. The invention of the internet


The internet, that we have today was invented by a Swiss-Company AFAIK.

(Or Al Gore)

[Jani.R]

In no particular order

1. ****
2. Freedom of Speech
3. The invention of computers (PC, MAC etc)
4. The Simpsons
5. Contribution of the world of medicine and healthcare

Computers: http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa050298.htm
Freedom of Speech: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporters_without_borders



Those Danish bastards allways trying to be _better_

[Ratman]

The internet was developed in joint US military/US university projects. The WWW, which used the internet concept as a backbone, was developed by a couple of scientists working at CERN, a (huge) particle accelerator spanning the Swiss/France border (near Geneva) (joint Swiss/EU project).

Back on thread:

7. The Big Lebowski

[Howie Kaluha]

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Angelina Jolie

:lol:

[Digital Marine]

1: Big assed cars(Humvee! woot )
2: Freedom
3: Adult Entertainment p-)
4: US Armed Forces woot
5: Best movies and music come from the USA woot

[Digital Marine]

Back on thread:

7. The Big Lebowski


omg.. that movie rocked woot

[Zarathustra]

1 GWB
2 Good Charlotte
3 Bruce Willis
4 California
5 My American Girlfriend

[Harrelson]

1 Humvee
2 Dave Chapelle
3 Firearms
4 Software
5 NASA

[askDNA]

1) Religious freedom
2) Business Freedom
3) Texas
4) USMC
5) Technology

[Werewolf01]

My wife and family
The Constitution (essentially all of our freedoms)
natural beauty (especially forests and OBX!)
security & peace
FIREPOWER

[mr.chips]

-U.S military
-Country music
-American beer
-Baseball
-Ford!

woot

[Kaplanr]

1. Jenna Jamison
2. Aurora Snow
3. Asia Carrera
4. Jenna Haze
5. Pittsburgh Steelers

[Sabre]

1. The Canadian border
2. Signs pointing to Canada
3. Compasses, they point north.
4. The scenery (the bits that look like Canada)
5. The people, they can tell you how to get to Canada

[askDNA]

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Angelina Jolie

She's fugly :roll:

[Eat a bullet]

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Angelina Jolie

She's fugly :roll:
:bash:

She's got enormous lips! :D

[Turbo]

1 Country music
2 Firerams
3 Dodge Cummins diesels
4 Freedom
5 Dodge Cummins diesels

[gaijinsamurai]

1. The Pacific Northwest (I'm from Oregon)
2. The 2nd Ammendment
3. The United States Marine Corps
4. Diversity-this may sound "politically correct" to a lot of you, but if you live somewhere like Japan, you will soon learn to appreciate good Mexican and Italian food!
5.Being able to say that our "leader" is a dip-****. In the Bush era, this in important!

[Inconnu]

1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken

4)Playstation


playstation it is japan
heineken it is German

[Ratman]

1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken

4)Playstation


playstation it is japan
heineken it is German

You're catching on Inconnu. Kind of: Heineken isn't German, but you've got the nose of bloodhound. ;)

[Haiw]

1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken

4)Playstation


playstation it is japan
heineken it is German
rofl rofl rofl rofl
At least I knew Steve was kidding...but damn... :lol:

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

5 things?

**** I cant think of 1!

[Haiw]

5 things?

**** I cant think of 1!
The fact that it's several thousand miles away? ;)

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Thats still to close

[toki]

In no particular order

1. ****
2. Freedom of Speech
3. The invention of computers (PC, MAC etc)
4. The Simpsons
5. Contribution of the world of medicine and healthcare

3. Maybe transferred to the private use: Invented by a german:

http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa050298.htm

Edit: Ohhh someone was faster then me: Shadow!!!

[BadKarma26]

1. The Canadian border
2. Signs pointing to Canada
3. Compasses, they point north.
4. The scenery (the bits that look like Canada)
5. The people, they can tell you how to get to Canada

:lol:

[Weasel]

1. Pearl Jam
2. action movies
3. Harley Davidson
4. Woodstock
5. GWB - funny and good for Europe

[Digital Marine]

3. Harley Davidson


Oehhh ahhhhhhhh ehhhhhhh i forgot that woot woot

[Weasel]

3. Harley Davidson


Oehhh ahhhhhhhh ehhhhhhh i forgot that woot woot

The old ones are p-) , the newer ones are :bash: . But the sound is woot

[Freibier]

1) Coke
2) Blue States
3) Sun Microsystems
4) former NYHC
that is all

[Lifeinasmallbox]

1. freedom of choice
2. diversity
3. 2nd amendment
4. the culture
5. and the american way of life

[Fargin]

1. American stand up comedians.
2. Literature.
3. The size.
4. The diversity.
5. Everything.

On good and bad, I think American is great.
I'd love to live there for a period of my life.

[Brozozo]

Don't have time to think of 5 right now but I'll list the one that immediately came to mind and maybe my favourite...

-The natural beauty (especially Yosemite, YellowStone and tons of other parks)

[PhillyMobster]

Colt Manufacturing
gas guzzling vehicles
our hot women
various unhealthy foods
freedom to look at ****o without getting jailed for life
USMC (and the other guys...uh...I think its called the...uh...Army....uh...hmmm...Navy.......uuuuuhhhhhh...oh yeah, Airforce)

and a long list of other things

In a nutshell. AMERICA!!!! F#CK YEAH!!!! :D

[Geezah]

1, the fact I live in America
2, the fact I discovered hot weapons in America
3, the fact I met my Wife in America
4, the fact I don't need to leave America
5, the fact I fact I own firearms in America and plan to buy more!

[Shar.]

1. oh darm, I wanted to say avril's music, but avril is Canadian ;)

1. New York
2. Love the American schoolsystem
3. gotta love the ice coffee there
4. love the diversity of people in america (maybe because the netherlands also has a lot of diveristy here)
5. and I love Maryland p-) haha, NO just kidding ;)

[usa320]

1. being the freest nation on Earth
2. the GOP
3. our gentle foreign policy
4. teh wimens
5. Pie

My list exactly, just replace Pie with any fast car (mustang, GTO, viper) or a badass plane (A-10, F-14)...

teh GOP roxorz teh big1one!!!1111eleven.


http://www.tc.umn.edu/~mncr/GOP-Elephant.jpg

Resistance is futile. Try and stop us douchebags...

:lol:



5. and I love Maryland

I cant read the little writing next to that, but im guessing it says you were joking, because everyone knows maryland is really just virginia's bitch aka trash dump.

[Shar.]

5. and I love Maryland

I cant read the little writing next to that, but im guessing it says you were joking, because everyone knows maryland is really just virginia's bitch aka trash dump.

Well, I didnt know ;)

and I was just kidding yess, because I had a joke earlier today on the board :lol:

[usa320]

5. and I love Maryland

I cant read the little writing next to that, but im guessing it says you were joking, because everyone knows maryland is really just virginia's bitch aka trash dump.

Well, I didnt know ;)

and I was just kidding yess, because I had a joke earlier today on the board :lol:

You might not know about maryland, but you sure as **** know that the GOP is unstoppable, everyone knows that... Keep whining whiners... p-)

[BadKarma26]

5. and I love Maryland

I cant read the little writing next to that, but im guessing it says you were joking, because everyone knows maryland is really just virginia's bitch aka trash dump.

Well, I didnt know ;)

and I was just kidding yess, because I had a joke earlier today on the board :lol:

You might not know about maryland, but you sure as **** know that the GOP is unstoppable, everyone knows that... Keep whining whiners... p-)

now now keep it civil children

[USMC-Congbuster]

right on USA320, theyll never be able to stop our Dark Imperial Forces of the GOP and our Beloved Emporer woot

[molly747]

1. 1st Amendment
2. That anybody can be whatever they want to be. Like the 6'5" black man that struts up and down my street dressed as a cowgirl, and twirling a baton.
3. Our love of success stories.
4. Deep down, we really love a happy ending.
5. Our obsession with the ironic and the strange.

Sure we have a lot of crap, but I think people tend to forget we're a country of 300 million. That's a lot of people.

Oh, and to Luno...




1)PATRIOT Act
2)Heineken
3)French fries
4)Playstation
5)Swedish bikini team

rofl

What? :roll:
Here is the home off the Swedish bikini team my friend :D
http://img232.exs.cx/img232/3692/swedishmapsmall8el.jpg

The "Swedish Bikini Team" was completely created by an American beer company as a gimmick to sell beer. The girls featured in the commercials were all American actresses/models.

America. **** Yeah.

[Legion]

1. being the freest nation on Earth
2. the GOP
3. our gentle foreign policy
4. teh wimens
5. Pie

My list exactly, just replace Pie with any fast car (mustang, GTO, viper) or a badass plane (A-10, F-14)...

teh GOP roxorz teh big1one!!!1111eleven.


http://www.tc.umn.edu/~mncr/GOP-Elephant.jpg

Resistance is futile. Try and stop us douchebags...

:lol:



5. and I love Maryland

I cant read the little writing next to that, but im guessing it says you were joking, because everyone knows maryland is really just virginia's bitch aka trash dump.

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-large-w2.gif

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/upyours500.gif

[BadKarma26]

youre really just asking for a flame war guys....

[Weasel]

Sure we have a lot of crap, but I think people tend to forget we're a country of 300 million. That's a lot of people.

But only a minority on this planet. Americans often forget this. ;)

[Digital Marine]

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-large-w2.gif

ok, that rocks woot

[Legion]

youre really just asking for a flame war guys....

*dons flame suit*

[Roldwin]

1.-Ria
2.-Farmgirl
3.-Molly747
4.-Jack Daniels
5.-Jack Mehoff

u mean the USA or the whole continent??. In that case:
6.- Lexi too :hug:

[MARINO]

Marines
Army
Patriotic country
California
Americans
woot

[molly747]

Sure we have a lot of crap, but I think people tend to forget we're a country of 300 million. That's a lot of people.

But only a minority on this planet. Americans often forget this. ;)

I was referring to the "100 monkeys on 100 typewriters" theory, you mangina. :lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

Sure we have a lot of crap, but I think people tend to forget we're a country of 300 million. That's a lot of people.

But only a minority on this planet. Americans often forget this. ;)

Careful. This girl is vicious and she bites hard.

[tyovan]

#1: Cheap gasoline
#2: Pizza Hut
#3: Washington DC
#4: Airsoft is legal
#5: I'm free to emigrate if I so choose

[askDNA]

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-large-w2.gif

Oh great...more deficits, debt, weakening dollar, hypcocrisy from a party that claims "fiscal responsibility", and more dependence on foreigners to fund more highway construction to encourage more people to drive and use oil and destroy the environment. Awesome! :roll:

The dead terrorists are great though.

[Ria]

1.-Ria


Muchas gracias Oscar :hug:

[molly747]

1.-Ria
2.-Farmgirl
3.-Molly747
4.-Jack Daniels
5.-Jack Mehoff

u mean the USA or the whole continent??. In that case:
6.- Lexi too :hug:

Great. I'm one step above whiskey. :lol:

[Macs.]

I like cheese.

[gaijinsamurai]

6. Blues music

[Pandy]

1)
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/avatars/1403804166421e7370d612f.gif

2)
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/avatars/75582396540dc748fc8c0d.gif

3)
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/avatars/18229606403fe10ac3e68f9.gif

4)
http://www.hotjobs.com/images/ext/captain_morgan.jpg

5) http://drunkreport.com/media/america.htm

[disabled1]

1. the army

2. the freedom

3. hot women

4. american classic muscle cars

5. cheeseburger with supersized fries

[anonymous individual]

1) for invented many things that we now grow accustomed to
2) 2nd Amendment
3) Hollywood action movies
4) a country rich in diverse scenaries
5) for standing against the axis of evil

[usa320]

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/square-large-w2.gif

**** YEAH!

woot

[Brozozo]

1. the army

2. the freedom

3. hot women

4. american classic muscle cars

5. cheeseburger with supersized fries

F*ck Yeah, but replace "army" with "Jarines", they're cooler. :P

[basket of soft kittens]

5 things?

**** I cant think of 1!


thats still to close

oh shut up assmaster

[disabled1]

i will never admit to the jarines being better than the army. in the army we actually retain some sort of common sense. course being airborne, i had lost it by my second concussion

[Brozozo]

i will never admit to the jarines being better than the army. in the army we actually retain some sort of common sense. course being airborne, i had lost it by my second concussion

Ooooh, common sense. They cut that out of the CF budget ages ago!

[disabled1]

everywhere i have went to do training with the marines, the places where the marines go always seems to ban them that night or the next weekend. something about being a marine and excess testosterone i just dont find that appealing.

[Brozozo]

everywhere i have went to do training with the marines, the places where the marines go always seems to ban them that night or the next weekend. something about being a marine and excess testosterone i just dont find that appealing.

Haha, that's exactly why they're the draw of America's military oriented youth. Their recruiting motto should be "Join the Corps, get drunk, have a good time and blow **** up!"

Probably is hard for lots of teenagers to resist the prospet of joining a force that eats, drinks and bleeds testosterone.

[disabled1]

marines stands for _ my ass rides in navy equipment

us army backwards stands for- yes my retarded ass signed up

navy- not allowed to volunteer yet

[Cambridge Rabbit]

1. Puritanism
2. Southern architecture
3. Rural music
4. Publius
5. The California coastline

1. Puritanism
2. Southern architecture
3. Rural music
4. Publius
5. The California coastline

you got that right biatch

[Milkman]

slavery
I paused when I saw that too.

x2

but hey chico is a little young and i guess he had a clown for breakfast...
You have obviously never heard the Team America theme song.

[Cambridge Rabbit]

you got that right biatch

The coastline isn't worth much these days, but in the '30s and '40s it was the height of human civilization -- perhaps never to be equalled.

How depressing.

you got that right biatch

The coastline isn't worth much these days, but in the '30s and '40s it was the height of human civilization -- perhaps never to be equalled.

How depressing.

:(

[bluespider]

1. The weather (generally)
2. The food (usually)
3. The friendliness of the people (sometimes)
4. The neigborhoods (that grew prior to 1980s)
5. The funky bookstores, record/CD shops, cafes etc.
6. The diversity
(I've forgot where I'm supposed to stop. :oops: )

yeah, I agree here!!!
1. Freedom, though I believe that it is more percieved than real
2. The weather
3. The people for the most part
4. the neighborhoods, the fact that we have them
yadda yadda yadda

[James]

Freedom to learn from my own mistakes
Freedom to make myself a better life
Freedom to say WHATEVER I want
Freedom from persecution because of what I say or believe
Freedom from my government

[molly747]

1. ****o
2. starbucks
3. rock n roll
4. slavery
5. bed bath and beyond

You forgot books, sportsmanship, rodeos, sushi, and valium.

[toki]

slavery
I paused when I saw that too.

x2

but hey chico is a little young and i guess he had a clown for breakfast...
You have obviously never heard the Team America theme song.

probably not...

[usm2b]

marines stands for _ my ass rides in navy equipment

us army backwards stands for- yes my retarded ass signed up

navy- not allowed to volunteer yet

Marine - Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Army - Aren't Really Marines/Men(same difference) Yet

Navy - Never Again Volunter Yourself

Air Force - Always In Relaxing Furniture Or Ciesta Excerces (bah...I can't come up with anything better)

[Pyle]

1. Hollywood
2. Freedom
3. Military Technology
4. Lawsuits (the silly ones)
5. Burger, fries and Supersize Me!

[username]

In no particular order

1. ****
2. Freedom of Speech
3. The invention of computers (PC, MAC etc)
4. The Simpsons
5. Contribution of the world of medicine and healthcare

Computers: http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa050298.htm
Freedom of Speech: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reporters_without_borders

k here's my list:

1. ****
2. Simpsons
3. Cola
4. Rock
5...

I can only come up with 4.

alright you got me there....

Here is my revised list, which is also in no particular order.

1. ****
2. how much power you can obtain with money
3. the gullible masses you can used to help you make more money
4. The Simpsons
5. Contribution of the world of medicine and healthcare

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

1: TV show Cops, its my favorite...funny ****. I feel for those officers.... :lol:

2: Guns, they have lots of them. Lucky bastards.... :lol:

3: American muscle cars.

4: Dukes of Hazard, before that replacement guys then the show sucked..

5: Whole sale shopping :D

[Luno]

I am not American but here is my list why i like Usa :D

1:Ford to bad that my Ford is made in Germany :(

2:Boing who needs a Airbus anyway?

3:Lee jeans :)

4:Colt 45 woot

5: Winchester Rifles

[Milkman]

slavery
I paused when I saw that too.

x2

but hey chico is a little young and i guess he had a clown for breakfast...
You have obviously never heard the Team America theme song.

probably not...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with America- **** yeah!

http://www.loveit-or-leaveit.com/flash/america****yeah.html

[ShotOver]

1. The Fact that it is ages away from West Australia
2. The fact that most yanks stay away from West Australia
3. Fox News
4. Family Guy
5. Ray Ban Aviators

woot

[anti_septic]

1. It's a long way from here (yay!)
2. Big hair (what is it with that?)
3. Great American Lardbutts (GALs - what a waste of space)
4. Hypocritical bible bashers (why do they always eventually get caught with their fingers in the till while getting their knobs polished their secretaries in some cheap motel somewhere in ****hole, Alabama?)
5. It's soooooo synthetic and genetically modified

[Ratman]

1. It's a long way from here (yay!)
2. Big hair (what is it with that?)
3. Great American Lardbutts (GALs - what a waste of space)
4. Hypocritical bible bashers (why do they always eventually get caught with their fingers in the till while getting their knobs polished their secretaries in some cheap motel somewhere in ****hole, Alabama?)
5. It's soooooo synthetic and genetically modified

So clever! How do you do it?

BTW, Northern Ireland or Scotland? Or....

[Q]

1 the low gas prices
2 The shield awesome show!!!
3 The simpsons
4 Coca cola
5 friendly people (mostly)

[BadKarma26]

1. It's a long way from here (yay!)
2. Big hair (what is it with that?)
3. Great American Lardbutts (GALs - what a waste of space)
4. Hypocritical bible bashers (why do they always eventually get caught with their fingers in the till while getting their knobs polished their secretaries in some cheap motel somewhere in ****hole, Alabama?)
5. It's soooooo synthetic and genetically modified

is that really necessary? why don't you start a thread on reasons you hate America.

[Roldwin]

1.-Ria
2.-Farmgirl
3.-Molly747
4.-Jack Daniels
5.-Jack Mehoff

u mean the USA or the whole continent??. In that case:
6.- Lexi too :hug:

Great. I'm one step above whiskey. :lol:

Send me an e-kiss and you'll raise to the top!!! :lol:

[CG51]

1 the low gas prices
2 The shield awesome show!!!
3 The simpsons
4 Coca cola
5 friendly people (mostly)

hell yeah!

[Digital Marine]

slavery
I paused when I saw that too.

x2

but hey chico is a little young and i guess he had a clown for breakfast...
You have obviously never heard the Team America theme song.

probably not...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with America- f*** yeah!

http://www.loveit-or-leaveit.com/flash/f***.html

Booyah! woot

[Umm-Qasr]

1: Big assed cars(Humvee! woot )
2: Freedom
3: Adult Entertainment p-)
4: US Armed Forces woot
5: Best movies and music come from the USA wootCan you tell me more about your collection 18+ movies??!! p-)

slavery
I paused when I saw that too.

x2

but hey chico is a little young and i guess he had a clown for breakfast...
You have obviously never heard the Team America theme song.

probably not...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with America- f*** yeah!

http://www.loveit-or-leaveit.com/flash/f***.html

Booyah! woot

slavery! woot

[Uncle Sam]

delete

[Uncle Sam]

1. It's a long way from here (yay!)
2. Big hair (what is it with that?)
3. Great American Lardbutts (GALs - what a waste of space)
4. Hypocritical bible bashers (why do they always eventually get caught with their fingers in the till while getting their knobs polished their secretaries in some cheap motel somewhere in ****hole, Alabama?)
5. It's soooooo synthetic and genetically modified

Oh, you must be from Perfect, right?

You forgot: white trash, McDonalds, trailer parks, barbie, and apple pie.

[Brozozo]

1. It's a long way from here (yay!)
2. Big hair (what is it with that?)
3. Great American Lardbutts (GALs - what a waste of space)
4. Hypocritical bible bashers (why do they always eventually get caught with their fingers in the till while getting their knobs polished their secretaries in some cheap motel somewhere in ****hole, Alabama?)
5. It's soooooo synthetic and genetically modified

Well, somebody is bitter about the small size of their *****...

[BadKarma26]

IM GONNA BUMP THE **** OUT THIS THREAD!!! ITS AMERICA FOR CHRISSAKE

[Ratman]

IM GONNA BUMP THE **** OUT THIS THREAD!!! ITS AMERICA FOR CHRISSAKE

You raise a good point, albeit inadvertantly (I think).

Is this thread about "America" or the "United States"? It sounds nitpicky, but I think it's important distinction.

If it's "America", I also like

Vancouver
Tie Domi
Yucatan
The Canadian National Anthem
Baja California

Let's not antagonize - unnecessarily ;) - everyone by referring to the USA as the continent.

Northern California foliage
St Louis ribs
Landing on the moon
'Nawlins
New England Patriots

[WolverineBlue]

5. Cheap gas lol

4. No "ver are your papers, pleasee!?" checkpoints

3. Haiw is pregnant, and giving birth in Minnesota

2. The Second Amendment

1. Michigan Football

[farmgirl]

5. Cheap gas lol

4. No "ver are your papers, pleasee!?" checkpoints

3. Haiw is pregnant, and giving birth in Minnesota

2. The Second Amendment

1. Michigan Football



Clearly it must be April Fool's Day.... on no other day would Haiw make your list over the queen..... :cantbeli:

[Digital Marine]

3. Harley Davidson


Oehhh ahhhhhhhh ehhhhhhh i forgot that woot woot

The old ones are p-) , the newer ones are :bash: . But the sound is woot


ahh... the sound is almost orgasmic :oops:

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Oh I forgot one...



American modesty

;)

[anti_septic]

1. It's a long way from here (yay!)
2. Big hair (what is it with that?)
3. Great American Lardbutts (GALs - what a waste of space)
4. Hypocritical bible bashers (why do they always eventually get caught with their fingers in the till while getting their knobs polished their secretaries in some cheap motel somewhere in ****hole, Alabama?)
5. It's soooooo synthetic and genetically modified

Well, somebody is bitter about the small size of their *****...

Interesting that you should think about small *****es in relation to something completely unrelated. Are you perhaps anxious about your own underperformance in the trouser department?

You're right though I would like a large *****...

...instead of this MASSIVE one-eyed trouser snake :D

[usa320]

I think we rock because of the fact we can kick the **** out of any standing army we want.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

I think we rock because of the fact we can kick the **** out of any standing army we want.

*Pulls up a chair*

Go on then...
;)

[BadKarma26]

whats your avatar from gypsum?

[Roldwin]

from any monty python sketch

[foxtrot023]

I think we rock because of the fact we can kick the **** out of any standing army we want.

Are you in the US Army? I heard that they are waiting for ya in Vietnam

[Operation Ivy]

I cant read the little writing next to that, but im guessing it says you were joking, because everyone knows maryland is really just virginia's bitch aka trash dump.

bull****, virgina got ****, we have Baltimore, The Bay, The Bay Bridge, DC is more in Maryland, and we have a Republican Gov. maryland is awsome woot woot

Why i like America
1. Baltimore Ravens
2. Trucks
3.Cheap Beer
4. Cheese burgers
5. Lots of difference in temperature throughout the country woot

[Stormy]

In no particular order:

1. Cheese-burgers
2. Big breasted women with southern accents and daisy duke shorts
3. Best looking sport Jerseys
4. Wrestling
5. We have deserts, We have the tropics, We have mountians, We have moderate forest, We have swamps, We have the great plains.. We have all these different landscapes in our geography.

[BadKarma26]

I think we rock because of the fact we can kick the **** out of any standing army we want.

Are you in the US Army? I heard that they are waiting for ya in Vietnam


I don't think VC qualify as a "standing army" regardless, not the place or the time to talk about this. USA320, you should know better.

[gaz]

I refuse to answer because I've never been to the US. It could smell of fish for all I know.

[molly747]

Question: Why is it that when tourists visit the U.S., they always go to either Florida and San Francisco? When I was overseas, everybody I talked to said the only places they've been to are Florida and San Francisco.

I can understand Florida--sunshine, beaches, but San Francisco? Please explain the draw.

[Jack Mehoff]

Easy, they just want to look for some hot butt *** in San Francisco. No offense to Silencer87, I love you bro (in a platonic way)

[BadKarma26]

Easy, they just want to look for some hot butt *** in San Francisco. No offense to Silencer87, I love you bro (in a platonic way)

hey jack are you gay? no shame if you are

who isn't gay nowadays

[Flagg]

Question: Why is it that when tourists visit the U.S., they always go to either Florida and San Francisco? When I was overseas, everybody I talked to said the only places they've been to are Florida and San Francisco.

I can understand Florida--sunshine, beaches, but San Francisco? Please explain the draw.

San Francisco has one of the best local motorcycle communities in the world...plus they make good chocolate there.

[sucker4gurls]

#1: Competitive nature of schooling
#2: All different types of people and food to see
#3: Opportunity(even if you dont, whos to say u couldnt?)
#4: Insane feeling of pretection(from the outside)
#5: Hey, I'm 15, I've got to have this on here...women!

[sucker4gurls]

Question: Why is it that when tourists visit the U.S., they always go to either Florida and San Francisco? When I was overseas, everybody I talked to said the only places they've been to are Florida and San Francisco.

I can understand Florida--sunshine, beaches, but San Francisco? Please explain the draw.

San Francisco has one of the best local motorcycle communities in the world...plus they make good chocolate there.

plus, it IS a tourist trap, ever been to pier 39? or ANY of the piers down there?

it is a big slice of America, it illustrates the oppotunity(immigrants), struggles(san quentin, alcatraz), military(USS Missiouri), and freedoms...
yes there are better places to visit in america, its just that those places are easy to get to, and a lot of people know about them...

[basket of soft kittens]

Easy, they just want to look for some hot butt *** in San Francisco. No offense to Silencer87, I love you bro (in a platonic way)
nice armbar in your avatar

[talib_killa34]

1. Having a baby son and passing our freedom on to him.

2. Separation of church and state.

3. The women have all the damn right to be as sensual as they wanna be..(lawd have mercy) ;)

4. If I'd tried hard enough in college and made all the necessary breaks, and God willing too...I'd be making cheddar right now, but since I'm not...that's OK. :lol:

5. Our beloved men and women in uniform. woot

[BadKarma26]

1. Having a baby son and passing our freedom on to him.

2. Separation of church and state.

3. The women have all the damn right to be as sensual as they wanna be..(lawd have mercy) ;)

4. If I'd tried hard enough in college and made all the necessary breaks, and God willing too...I'd be making cheddar right now, but since I'm not...that's OK. :lol:

5. Our beloved men and women in uniform. woot

hey you know that in Arabic talib means "Student" So you're basically saying , "student killa" lol

[Jack Mehoff]

Easy, they just want to look for some hot butt *** in San Francisco. No offense to Silencer87, I love you bro (in a platonic way)

hey jack are you gay? no shame if you are

I'm straight, but I can make an exception with you baby.

[talib_killa34]

Easy, they just want to look for some hot butt *** in San Francisco. No offense to Silencer87, I love you bro (in a platonic way)

hey jack are you gay? no shame if you are

I'm straight, but I can make an exception with you baby.






or better:
Jack's not gay but his boyfriend is. ;)

[talib_killa34]

1. Having a baby son and passing our freedom on to him.

2. Separation of church and state.

3. The women have all the damn right to be as sensual as they wanna be..(lawd have mercy) ;)

4. If I'd tried hard enough in college and made all the necessary breaks, and God willing too...I'd be making cheddar right now, but since I'm not...that's OK. :lol:

5. Our beloved men and women in uniform. woot

hey you know that in Arabic talib means "Student" So you're basically saying , "student killa" lol

Huh, no shi#.....I guess I really hated school or something. I took it to mean against the Taliban back in '01 when 9-11 blew over. All THEM Queda/Taliban bastards need to do some dyin'.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

whats your avatar from gypsum?

Monty python, this is the only one i've found on the net.

I want to make my own but I lack the tools and the motivation.

[Dalleer]

1. "The right to keep and bear arms" - In other words , if you want lots o' guns (like I do) you are damn well entitled to walk to the store and pick up as much "material" as you need. Hell , I'd have more guns inside , my house than the freakin' Indiana national guard if I lived in the US.. (Un)luckily , god has made one of those "divine interventions" and situated me here. To this place called Finland..

2. The death sentence - Too bad that the people who really deserve it don't get it here. Of course nothing's perfect when it comes to this stuff , but for an example , rapists are getting it way too easy here.

3. Wisconsin - In my opinion , it's a great state. I've wanted to live in Madison , to tell you the truth. Wisconsin has always interested me in a strange way , and luckily I'll be able to visit it someday..

4. Texas - Well , it sure is full of "bad muthas". Oh , and ZZ top.. And cowboys !!

5. ROTC programs/US army way of enlistment - It's alot easier to join there (and actually get some profit to yourself out of it as well) , and you can also "join the army" while still in college. Something like that would be so very profitable for me.

[Laconian]

Not in any order (except #1)

1. The Constitution (without it all there would be no USA)
2. American Music (blues, C&W, rock 'n roll, jazz & all their blends)
3. Amercian Muscle Cars (& the fact that we hot rod everything!)
4. The Melting Pot (People came/come here to be Americans)
5. Some great fishing (salt & fresh water) (I didn't say the best - but great anyway)

[BadKarma26]

Easy, they just want to look for some hot butt *** in San Francisco. No offense to Silencer87, I love you bro (in a platonic way)

hey jack are you gay? no shame if you are

I'm straight, but I can make an exception with you baby.

lol no thanks jack

[Ratman]

Question: Why is it that when tourists visit the U.S., they always go to either Florida and San Francisco? When I was overseas, everybody I talked to said the only places they've been to are Florida and San Francisco.

I can understand Florida--sunshine, beaches, but San Francisco? Please explain the draw.

It's funny, that. But I have the exact opposite reaction. San Francisco/the Bay area has some of the nicest attraction in the whole country; Monterey *****ula, Lake Tahoe, Napa, Sonoma, Pt Reyes Park blah blah. Florida - cultural vaccum, full of old people, self-important Cubans, poor blacks and rednecks. ;)