What do you do for a living...

[RoyalAir]

Lets see what everyone does for a living...


Right now i'm just a student, but i'll be joining the airforce when I graduate this summer.

[mack pl]

Im student, and gigolo

[Brozozo]

mack takes it in the ass! ;) p-)

[Shar.]

you can both neuken in de keuken...




but not with me p-)

and I'm a student in high school, and still looking for a part time job :petting:

[mack pl]

mack takes it in the ass! ;) p-)

noooooo :bash:



:lol:

[DnA]

Army

[scrybe]

College student.

[Fargin]

I'm a hitman for Martha Stewarts organisation.

[usa320]

I'm a hitman for Martha Stewarts organisation.

wow, i thought i worked alone up until now...

[1Cie GevGn]

Belgian military, change of branch coming up. From the mud into the beach chairs. Army => Air Force.

[Macs.]

mack takes it in the ass! ;) p-)

Yeah, but that costs 20 $ extra. :|

[Fargin]

I'm a hitman for Martha Stewarts organisation.

wow, i thought i worked alone up until now...

I think I know you then, you're the tall lefthanded black guy?

[mack pl]

mack takes it in the ass! ;) p-)

Yeah, but that costs 20 $ extra. :|

:roll:

[Haiw]

I twiddle my thumbs...

[Seiyuuki]

College student and summer intern for Boeing.

[Silverdragon]

Part time stripper and occasinal male prostitute.

[Macs.]

****star.

[FuturePara]

NREMT-B/College Student

[jon]

Stundent and have my own company woot

[Macs.]

Stundent and have my own company woot

You have a ****site or what ?

[Lurch]

formerly a student and construction worker.

soon to be Army RegF

[molly747]

I plan on being a copywriter.

[chauncy republicans]

I'm currently an air handler with U.P.S.

In about five weeks I'm going to Alaska to do some fishing.

Work sucks.

[jon]

Stundent and have my own company woot

You have a ****site or what ?

I wish p-)

I'm making anaesthetic equipment to hospitals, and helps some universitys now and then with equipment for experiments..

[EasyC]

work.

im a pawn in the world of labour

[CG51]

i sling packets...

[memphiz]

I strip naked in the street while begging for food, its not really a job its more of a hobbie



I plan on being a copywriter.
I think thats illegal

[farmgirl]

high school English teacher, mother and domestic goddess.

[usa320]

manager of a store and the master pimp.

[Jack Mehoff]

-Computer geek.
-U.S. Army/National Guardman fighting for the damn Mormons and the imperialistic yanks . Full-time asshole

[EvanL]

College STudent and work in Retail.
Although im switching over to loss prevention.

[TuNeRsHaRk]

i uh wait...wtf do i do.....um sorry i dont know at the moment

[molly747]

I strip naked in the street while begging for food, its not really a job its more of a hobbie



I plan on being a copywriter.
I think thats illegal

Uh, I think you're thinking of a copyright.

Copyright - The legal right granted to an author, composer, playwright, publisher, or distributor to exclusive publication, production, sale, or distribution of a literary, musical, dramatic, or artistic work.

Copywriter - One who writes copy, especially for advertising.

[DarkCypher]

This is the forth topic like this in a month.

I'm a Forestry worker.

[EvanL]

This is the forth topic like this in a month.

I'm a Forestry worker.
ive always wanted to do that for a summer.

[DarkCypher]

This is the forth topic like this in a month.

I'm a Forestry worker.
ive always wanted to do that for a summer.

It's a 12 month, full time job dippy.

[EvanL]

This is the forth topic like this in a month.

I'm a Forestry worker.
ive always wanted to do that for a summer.

It's a 12 month, full time job dippy.
well here you can volunteer to do get into that stuff for the summer.

[Nugget]

im a gyprocka .... or sheetrock is what you guys call it

[DixieDude]

I'm a columbian drug lord and part time student

anyone want some coke? p-)

[James]

I would be a school teacher right now, but the f*cktard AQ had to start **** with us and interrupt MY LIFE... So I work for a PMC and go to A'Stan from time to time.

[JiJoMacLE45]

I'm the 'New Heat' and Ron Jeremy's stunt c@ck.

[ShotOver]

In-between jobs.

[EasyC]

In-between jobs.

your a hooker and a stripper!?!?!? p-) :P

[BadKarma26]

Student, Reserve officers' training, Guardsman.

[main_unit]

i'm a truckmechanic for mercedes benz

[RomanS]

I have one of the coolest JOBS on this planet which makes a lot of people jealous

I GET PAID FOR MAKING VIDEO GAMES THAT SELL IN MILLIONS

God gave me a talent, if he exists that is

[Scottie]

I have one of the coolest JOBS on this planet which makes a lot of people jealous

I GET PAID FOR MAKING VIDEO GAMES THAT SELL IN MILLIONS

God gave me a talent, if he exists that is

woot Lead Designer?

I sit on the computer all day for nothing..and get stupider every second..

[digrar]

So to sum up we have a few soldiers, a heap of man whores and some **** stars. Judging by another thread the majority of posters would be in high school, which makes for an interesting mix. :P







The amount of man whores explains all the dead hookers in car trunks around the place and here I was thinking they were female hookers ;) .

[ShotOver]

In-between jobs.

your a hooker and a stripper!?!?!? p-) :P

:lol: Ex Coles Deli Assistant, soon to be Navy cook.

[TacoDelRio]

Firearms/knife/etc sales dude.

[digrar]

Ex Coles Deli Assistant, soon to be Navy cook.

Casey Ryback :P

[ShotOver]

Ex Coles Deli Assistant, soon to be Navy cook.

Casey Ryback :P

As soon as a terrorist comes to take over my ANZAC Frigate, boy are they in for a surprise.
I know Karate p-)

[Master of Cards]

Ex Coles Deli Assistant, soon to be Navy cook.

Casey Ryback :P

As soon as a terrorist comes to take over my ANZAC Frigate, boy are they in for a surprise.
I know Karate p-) they know a AK.

[walford]

student/crank/curmudgeon/writer -- foreign policy, political ideology, natural law, smattering of theology, ****o

[Scottie]

houseboy

[colonel]

I am the Production Manager at an international advertsing agency. Husband, dad, etc too

[Flagg]

I am self-employed

I serve part-time in the Royal New Zealand Army

I'm a husband and soon-to-be father

I also dabble in the disposal of dead hookers found in the boots of my mates' cars.

Someday I wish to be a writer and publish a tell all book and disclose where all the "proverbial" bodies are buried.

I suspect it will be so popular that Cali Joe, James, Digrar, Beo and Stoli will be tempted to buy every copy...hint hint

[digrar]

Mmmmmm, black mail.

Note to self, change location of bodies.

[Haiw]

I'm a husband and soon-to-be father
Congratulations! woot

[Hawkeye]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:


btw, it's filosofische not filisofische ;)

[Maine Finn]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:

Makes more sense than yours. ;)

[Hawkeye]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:

Makes more sense than yours. ;)

Says a Finnish gal with this "Rockin' to the pipes" as a location :roll: p-)

[Maine Finn]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:

Makes more sense than yours. ;)

Says a Finnish gal with this "Rockin' to the pipes" as a location :roll: p-)

Estonian bagpipes, (http://etno.net/praudanmaan_menuet/images/n22_b.jpg) baby! rofl

[One_A]

The U.S. Government pays me to break things.

[Hawkeye]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:

Makes more sense than yours. ;)

Says a Finnish gal with this "Rockin' to the pipes" as a location :roll: p-)

Estonian bagpipes, (http://etno.net/praudanmaan_menuet/images/n22_b.jpg) baby! rofl

Hmmm....right...

[toki]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:

Makes more sense than yours. ;)

Says a Finnish gal with this "Rockin' to the pipes" as a location :roll: p-)

vieze asociale filisofische oversexte homo achtige LUL

'mean antisocial philosophic oversexed homo'-ish LUL
:lol: What'a a "LUL" ???

[Hawkeye]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:

Makes more sense than yours. ;)

Says a Finnish gal with this "Rockin' to the pipes" as a location :roll: p-)

vieze asociale filisofische oversexte homo achtige LUL

'mean antisocial philosophic oversexed homo'-ish LUL
:lol: What'a a "LUL" ???

****/****

[gaz]

Currently a fulltime barman. I had an interview for another job last week in a somewhat different job field, hopefully I'll know by the end of the week if I've got it or not.

[FDF_Hemppis]

I'm a professional security officer for an international security company.
or so they describe my job in the US of A... :lol:

In other words, I pwn hippies and tree-huggers for living p-)

[Maine Finn]

I'm a professional security officer for an international security company.
or so they describe my job in the US of A... :lol:

In other words, I pwn hippies and tree-huggers for living p-)

Just think... it's an international company, so you've got the opportunity to pwn hippies and tree-huggers all over the world. :D

Or at least wherever there's a company office.

[Gyles84]

Im a University student atm.

Also have two part time retail jobs to support myself, taking up more time than I'd like.

For the third yr of my course im taking an internship placement which should be interesting. Project Management, Consultancy and Marketing. woot

[Luno]

I work for a telephone company called Skanova and also doing some time in the homeguard :D

[bloddyaxe]

besides studying in University, I take care of dead people. Or as far as I know, they are dead.. They might be alive, but I don't hear anything from them... only their relatives...
Nice pay but almost not enough but the lots of cute lassies are compensation enough.

[farmgirl]

Currently a fulltime barman. I had an interview for another job last week in a somewhat different job field, hopefully I'll know by the end of the week if I've got it or not.


Good luck with that, gaz!! :hug:

[Haiw]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:


btw, it's filosofische not filisofische ;)
It's something Shar called me after I gave SD some..errrh... not so brilliant help on speaking Dutch. :lol: The typo is probably hers too.

[Maine Finn]

In-between jobs, but looking to get back into housekeeping somewhere. Tourist season is just around the corner.

[Shar.]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:
btw, it's filosofische not filisofische ;)
It's something Shar called me after I gave SD some..errrh... not so brilliant help on speaking Dutch. :lol: The typo is probably hers too.

rofl rofl
Just say it, I am a master hacker for controlling sd's pc right? ;)

you vieze asociale filisofische oversexte homoachtige lul p-)

[Haiw]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:
btw, it's filosofische not filisofische ;)
It's something Shar called me after I gave SD some..errrh... not so brilliant help on speaking Dutch. :lol: The typo is probably hers too.

rofl rofl
Just say it, I am a master hacker for controlling sd's pc right? ;)

you vieze asociale filisofische oversexte homoachtige lul p-)
No... he's a fool to let you use that remote assistance crap! :lol:

[Maine Finn]

Dude, Haiw, whats with the location? :lol:
btw, it's filosofische not filisofische ;)
It's something Shar called me after I gave SD some..errrh... not so brilliant help on speaking Dutch. :lol: The typo is probably hers too.

rofl rofl
Just say it, I am a master hacker for controlling sd's pc right? ;)

you vieze asociale filisofische oversexte homoachtige lul p-)
No... he's a fool to let you use that remote assistance crap! :lol:

Haha... took us an hour, easy, to get Macs' to work the other night. ;)

[memphiz]

I strip naked in the street while begging for food, its not really a job its more of a hobbie



I plan on being a copywriter.
I think thats illegal

Uh, I think you're thinking of a copyright.

Copyright - The legal right granted to an author, composer, playwright, publisher, or distributor to exclusive publication, production, sale, or distribution of a literary, musical, dramatic, or artistic work.

Copywriter - One who writes copy, especially for advertising.
Ah! thanks for clearing that up.

[Shar.]

No... he's a fool to let you use that remote assistance crap! :lol:

Well, I've done some naughty things with remote assistant, like posting from sd's account p-) p-)

[Haiw]

...or admitting homo******ity to goldman...

[Shar.]

...or admitting homo******ity to goldman...

That wasnt me, that was SD for real :oops:

[Scottie]

No... he's a fool to let you use that remote assistance crap! :lol:

Well, I've done some naughty things with remote assistant, like posting from sd's account p-) p-)

so u sent me that PM eh ;) ?

[Haiw]

Just like the compliments on my ass? Booyah!

[Shar.]

Well, I've done some naughty things with remote assistant, like posting from sd's account p-) p-)
so u sent me that PM eh ;) ?

No. that was SD, he shut down remote assistant after I lied too much to some ppl in his msn :oops: p-)


Just like the compliments on my ass? Booyah!

sorry to disappoint you dude, that was SD too ;)

[Haiw]

Whoah, I must compliment him on his Dutch then. p-)

[Shar.]

Whoah, I must compliment him on his Dutch then. p-)

Do that. Maybe thats a good thing, so he will become more selfsecure about his Dutch skills p-)

[Maine Finn]

Whoah, I must compliment him on his Dutch then. p-)

Do that. Maybe thats a good thing, so he will become more selfsecure about his Dutch skills p-)

Heh... I daresay it's not just the language he's interested in. ;)

[Shar.]

Whoah, I must compliment him on his Dutch then. p-)
Do that. Maybe thats a good thing, so he will become more selfsecure about his Dutch skills p-)
Heh... I daresay it's not just the language he's interested in. ;)

Youre right, he said the main thing of why he loved Holland, were the coffeeshops :roll: p-)

[Maine Finn]

Whoah, I must compliment him on his Dutch then. p-)
Do that. Maybe thats a good thing, so he will become more selfsecure about his Dutch skills p-)
Heh... I daresay it's not just the language he's interested in. ;)

Youre right, he said the main thing of why he loved Holland, were the coffeeshops :roll: p-)

rofl

I bet.

[Haiw]

Whoah, I must compliment him on his Dutch then. p-)

Do that. Maybe thats a good thing, so he will become more selfsecure about his Dutch skills p-)
I can help him out become better at the language... but I'm not sure if what I teach him is worth that much. :lol:

[Sapper]

I'm a machinist in paper machinery factory.

[Ballistic]

Done a lot of different work, currently I'm working for a game developer. It's been pretty good so far. I'm thinking heaps about joining the Army Reserves aswell.

[Jack Mehoff]

I manually masturbate zoo animals for artificial insemination

[walford]

I manually masturbate zoo animals for artificial inseminationRemember this one?
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=26845&highlight=

[gaz]

I manually masturbate zoo animals for artificial insemination

If you're going to steal lines from movies at least get them right.

[James]

Hey my chav friend, any word on the new job?

[gaz]

Not a thing, the gits are still making me wait.

[California Joe]

Those rat f*ck bastards.

[gaz]

Yeah. I'm thinking even if they hire me I'm still going to set fire to the place.

That'll learn 'em.

[walford]

kewl.

[gaz]

Hey my chav friend, any word on the new job?

They called me this afternoon and I'm in, due to start in the first week of May so I should probably put those matches away now...

[Haiw]

Congratulations, try to not get yourself fired for calling everyone on the board of directors a f*cking moron on the first day. ;)

[gaz]

Congratulations, try to not get yourself fired for calling everyone on the board of directors a f*cking moron on the first day. ;)

About four years ago I worked a year in industry at an instrumentation firm as a break from university. In my first month I referred to the quality manager as a "f**king c**t" just as the production manager walked into the room (To be fair though, I was right, he was crap at his job).

[foxtrot023]

Congratulations, try to not get yourself fired for calling everyone on the board of directors a f*cking moron on the first day. ;)

About four years ago I worked a year in industry at an instrumentation firm as a break from university. In my first month I referred to the quality manager as a "f**king c**t" just as the production manager walked into the room (To be fair though, I was right, he was crap at his job).

Looks like you would make a wonderful PR manager, in the lines of: "Don't buy our fukking product XXYY, it is pure overpriced crap....."

good luck on the job

[Frosty]

I'm an advertising copywriter...seriously. I write ads–print,TV,radio and some web based interactive stuff. This is my 2nd career, i used to work for Patagonia as a retail visual merchandiser. I have an arsty streak, which balances out my penchant for mil/arms and well...i think my avatar speaks for itself.

[EvanL]

Im slated for an interview for a job working loss prevention.