what's your motto?

[Jack Mehoff]

You know: for life or bumper stickers or whatever. Who cares?




"I wouldn't do anything to you that I wouldn't do to myself." is my motto.

[scrybe]

"Only those who dare to go too far can possibly know how far one can go." - T.S. Elliot

(I might be off by a couple words, but that's pretty damn close)

[Scottie]

it might be a bit stupid, but it fits for me.

"If you can't try, it's not worth doing."

[Upfrontreporting]

If it looks stupid but works it ain't stupid.



regards
Upfrontreporting

[EasyC]

"if it moves and breathes, you can eat it"

[Brozozo]

Live fast, die faster.

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

[Scottie]

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

good motto :)

[basket of soft kittens]

i dont brake for fatties

[Praetorian 05]

Don't start any **** and take very little.

[James]

Keep the faith.

[Pook2]

Every day above ground is a good day.

oh

and the obligatory:

Hey, Hey. Hey, Hey. Smoke weed every day.

(Trust me, I dont live by that motto)

[Jack Mehoff]

"If you truly love someone, set them on fire."

"If there's grass on the field, play ball."

[§nake]

Is the juice worth the squeeze?

[Luno]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

"If something can't be fixed by hitting it or swearing at it, it isn't worth saving anyway." :D

[Brozozo]

"If there's grass on the field, play ball."

haha, that's R. Kelly's and Michael Jackson's motto!

[JiJoMacLE45]

"Um dude, I wouldn't stick my finger in that if I were you!"

or

"Fvck it, get outta the way and let me do it."

[§nake]

Just cuas it aint easy, don't mean it aint worth it

[Scottie]

Be Alert, not Alarmed

[BadKarma26]

My bumper sticker on my truck reads as follows:

"If you can read this, thank a teacher.

If you can read this in English, thank a soldier."

[Pook2]

"You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor."

"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem."

"Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people."

"It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."

"It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others."

"If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably havea very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon."

"The downside to being better than everyone else is that people assume you're pretentious."

"Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now."

"When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your effort, there's no end to what you can't do."

"It's lonely at the top, but its comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom."

"Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk."

"If we dont take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us."

"If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom."

"We promote family values here, almost as often as we promote family members."

"That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable."

"When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles."

"There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that though, and you're pretty much doomed."

"It hurts to admit that you've made mistakes, but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a few seconds."

"Luck can last a lifetime unless you die young."

"For every winner, there's dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them."

"The harder you try, the dumber you look."

"If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be you're style."

"If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great dissapointments."

"Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots."

"There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality."

"Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them."

"The only consistent feature of all your dissatisfying relationships is you."

"It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be, especially when you're insane."

"The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well too."

"It's best to avoid standing between a competative jerk and his goals."

"Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, but it ROCKS absolutely too."

[James]

You have quite a fw mottoes Pook.

[Pook2]

You can never have too many.

"if you can bite it, you can lick it"

[jon]

"Pain is temporary, glory is forever"

(got a t-shirt with that and a x-ray picture of a broken spine with screws in it )

[wormie]

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
--Abraham Lincoln

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, rather we should thank God that such men lived."
--George S. Patton

[Shar.]

If you don't like me for who I am, then you don't like me for who I am, but in the end all youre gonna get,
is who I am

thats my motto

[Haiw]

Sounds more like Avril Lavigne lyrics... :lol:

[Shar.]

Sounds more like Avril Lavigne lyrics... :lol:

How do you know, since you don't listen to avril lavigne's music? :roll: :roll:

[Cassiar]

Epsum factorial non deposit quid pro quo hic escorol. Olypian quarrels et gorilla congolium sic ad nauseum. Souvlaki ignitus carborundum e pluribus unum. Marquee selectus non provisio incongruous feline nolo contendre. Gratuitous octopus niacin, sodium glutimate.

[Haiw]

Sounds more like Avril Lavigne lyrics... :lol:

How do you know, since you don't listen to avril lavigne's music? :roll: :roll:
It just sounded an awefull lot like cheesy Avril lyrics. :P

[Umm-Qasr]

Be yourself, no matter what they say ...

[§nake]

i might not be able to change the world, but you will hear my voice

[Flagg]

"Live for today, for tomorrow you may be hit by a bus."

[digrar]

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

"Never hesitate to do the right thing" - Bruce Lee

"Even in a minority of one, the truth is still the truth." - Ghandi

[Opening Batsman]

My motto is to not have a motto, I do whatever the hell I feel like. :lol:

[Fargin]

'There's my way and the right way and they're both the same.'

'If it's not broken, break it.'

[main_unit]

it can't rain all the time

[digrar]

If it's not raining, it's not training.

Train hard fight easy. Train easy, fight hard..... and die.

If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

[gaz]

If you can keep your head while all around you others are losing theirs then you've grossly underestimated the severity of the problem.

[Roldwin]

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. - William James

[main_unit]

repent for your sins today,for you might die tomorrow

NUNS WITH GUNS p-)

[Scottie]

My favourite:

"Never argue with an idiot, as he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience"

[Turbo]

Dont run you will only die tired

And on front bumper of car..... if you can read this i didnt hit you hard enough

[wulfstan]

Eagles may soar high, but weasals don't get caught in the air in-takes of jets.

[Maine Finn]

"I never said it would be easy. I only said it would be worth it."

[farmgirl]

"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
--Abraham Lincoln

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died, rather we should thank God that such men lived."
--George S. Patton


That's a favorite of mine too....

I also like....

Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its troubles, it empties today of its strength.

[Haiw]

How about '2 in the pink, 1 in the stink'?

[Maine Finn]

How about '2 in the pink, 1 in the stink'?

Only you, Haiw. :P

[Jobu]

"Wasn't me!"

[Pook2]

How about '2 in the pink, 1 in the stink'?

The Shocker.

[ValkXB70]

My Favorites are:

No brains, no headache (Can't remember what movie that was from I think Out Cold)
and

Never do anything you don't want to explain to paramedics

[kuttless]

How about '2 in the pink, 1 in the stink'?

awsome ;)

Its go time! I say that when im about to do something new or when Im scared to do something

I always, liked live and let go

[farmgirl]

How about '2 in the pink, 1 in the stink'?


Midtown.... is that you????

[Haiw]

How about '2 in the pink, 1 in the stink'?


Midtown.... is that you????
:lol:
Honestly, I was only kidding...

[kapral]

"One rouble for entry, two roubles for quit" - Viktor Suvorov

"I started to drink becouse of woman and I didn't even thaked her: W.C. Fields

"Life in sobriety is not able to accept" I said that

"If there are some doubts, there are NO doubts" Dunno :oops:


(sorry for my bad INGLISH :) )

[§nake]

It ain't over till it's over

[Hadfield]

God and Country!

[farmgirl]

It's good to be queen.
~Farmgirl

[Macs.]

I LIKE BUKAKKE.

[Fintin]

when today looks like ****, remember tomorrow will come

when it comes to religion: its all gray area (ok i stole it from 'Saved')

[tenda]

take it easy....always... ;)

[K.W.S]

mine has to be

"Never share a foxhole with somebody braver than you" &lt;some army quote

"Live today like its your last"

"Once the pin is pulled mr grenade is not your friend" &lt;some army quote

[Operation Ivy]

i dont brake for fatties

i thought that was awsome rofl

[RoyalAir]

my motto?....


If shes looking kinda chunky.... tap it from the back

[sucker4gurls]

this isnt mine, its my friends, i dont have any mottos...but w/e

"Stupidity IS painful."

[Karmapolice]

Audaces fortuna juvat

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Plato

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Plato

[Secret Squirrel]

Dont trust anyone under 5 feet.

It's not over until you're underground.

[Dennis G]

Blessed be the Lord my Rock
who trains my hands for war,
and my fingers for battle.

-- Psalm 144:1

[FallenAngel]

"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be."
William Hazlitt

"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."

"God made the world and He saw that it was good. Not fair. Not happy. Not perfect. Good."
Mary Doria Russell

"Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos."

"All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost."
J. R. R. Tolkien

"Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge hammer."
Major Holdridge

and finally one that my friends came up with when I was a senior in highschool.

"Party hard, drink a 40 and smoke a bowl. Drugs are good and *** is free: we're the class of 2003!"

[Sloppy Joe2]

"i have no hair down there"
i heard it on tv and thought it was funny. :lol:

for an actual quote or motto couldnt choose one, love so many i could write 10 pages of them :roll:

[Haiw]

If you don't have anything nice to say... at least try to make it sound funny.

[walford]

From another thread:
A woman's ass is a tremendous, magnificent creation and should be appreciated as such.

[TheKiwi]

You're only young once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life.

I've done my best to live my life by that principle.

[memphiz]

'Fat chicks need lovin' to'
'It was like that when I got here'

[Ichhabe]

If it shines, nick it!

[askDNA]

strength from unity, pride through perseverance

[Eat a bullet]

At first you dont succeed... **** it, cause it wasn't worth doing anyway.

[CG51]

A man is generally what he feels himself to be.

[Colt45]

-You can talk as much **** as you want about being a bad ass, but let's meet on the mat.

-It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

-1. Eat Right.
-2. Get Plenty of Sleep.
-3. Go Like Hell.



-Last words of a redneck

"hold my beer, watch this..."

[usa320]

Git R' Done.


and


Audentes Fortuna Juvat

which translated means: Fortune Favors The Bold.

its sucha good motto, because if you dont take chances in life, if you dont work hard and stick to your convictions, then your life really lacks purpose.

[Stl. boy]

Courage is being scared to death, but saddeling up anyway...

- John Wayne

[mi35d]

If I advance, follow me.
If I retreat, kill me.
If I am slain, avenge me.

[disabled1]

always check and clear your weapon before exiting the firing line


dont do anything stupid

the famous last words of a southerner" hey guys watch this"

if you have to think about it...its probably stupid

i eat children

im training to be a cage fighter

dont son that guns loaded

opsec is your responsibility unless you work at abu garab where we'll deny everything and pin it on the enlisted folks

[§nake]

If better is possible, then good is not enough

[Werewolf01]

"A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition." Rudyard Kipling

[CombatBoots]

If it shines, nick it!

Damn wise. Well, Most of the things I nick don't shine, but they're good to have.

"Hard is not impossible."
"If you think you can't, you shouldn't think, only know you can."
"There is a time and a place for everything."

[Maine Finn]

If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!

[Werewolf01]

If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!

Do you work for the Pentagon?

[Maine Finn]

If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!

Do you work for the Pentagon?

Nope.

Just a common backwoods gal. woot

[futurepilot2004]

"If we don`t suceed, we run the risk of failure"









With thanks to Mr. President.

[Maine Finn]

"If we don`t suceed, we run the risk of failure"


With thanks to Mr. President.

That's our President!

[futurepilot2004]

"If we don`t suceed, we run the risk of failure"


With thanks to Mr. President.

That's our President!

yeah i know :D .Our presi`s a woman so thats why I said Mr. President

[Maine Finn]

"If we don`t suceed, we run the risk of failure"


With thanks to Mr. President.

That's our President!

yeah i know :D .Our presi`s a woman so thats why I said Mr. President

Cool.

[Frosty]

Be smart, be fast, be humble, read.
Coffee should be black as hell, sweet as love and strong as death.

[Werewolf01]

"If we don`t suceed, we run the risk of failure"









With thanks to Mr. President.

Do you think the world has simply misunderestimated him?

[Maine Finn]

"If we don`t suceed, we run the risk of failure"


With thanks to Mr. President.

Do you think the world has simply misunderestimated him?

I doubt it.

[walford]

Gentlemen, if/when you get married:
1. Learn to follow the phases of the moon.
2. Instead of asking, "what's wrong, honey?" have enough sense to know when to hide.
http://www.bybee.com/image/pms.jpg

[farmgirl]

From... My Big Fat Greek Wedding....



"Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants."
------------------------------------------------------------------------


Truer words were never spoken.....
;)

[joka]

"Life is short, forgive fast, kiss slow"

[California Joe]

"Chicks dig me"

[Gyles84]

"People of medicore ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don't know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to." -- George Allen

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious." -- Vince Lombardi

"Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit." -- Bear Bryant

[Laconian]

"Life is tough. Its even tougher if you're stupid."

"Deny everything. Admit nothing. Make counter-accusations."

"If the minimum wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum."

"The body will never go someplace the mind has never been."

[GothicSnake]

"Women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets."

"I've learned a valuable lesson through the course of my travels. That no matter how bad things might seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse. Because that's the way things ****in' are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitchin'. "

If you know where those 2 are from you win a whole jar of cookies and a cheap Ecuadorian whore to give you oral pleasure. :lol:

[RGRBOX]

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience.... Give me liberty or give me death.

[v-twin]

Rezistence is futile

[SEALInTheMaking]

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor bastard die for his." -General George Patton

"If life gives you lemons, then you should make lemonade. Then try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White

[tyovan]

You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
Malcolm X

You can not put a rope around the neck of an idea; you can not put an idea up against the barrack-square wall and riddle it with bullets; you can not confine it in the strongest prison cell your slaves could ever build.
Sean O'Casey

Fear not the path of truth for the lack of people walking on it.
Arabic Proverb

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
Plato

Life's a bitch. Then you die.
My dad's coffee cup

[Itamajus]

One drop of sweat more in training is one drop of blood less in combat.

[One_A]

If you don't like it lump it, hump it down the road and dump it.

[Apogee]

"Ski Hott, Dive Deep, Rock n' Roll"

that and:

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, name it after me"

[SafetyCatch]

My fav funny quotations have to be:

"God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see."
Gun Sgt Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

"When I die, burry me upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass!"
(Written on Charlie Sheens helmet in Platoon)

[Sabre]

'The best ways are always simple,
and the simple ways are always hard.'

[houdakye]

I SHALL NOT SURRENDER
I SHALL NOT RETREAT
I WILL STAND HERE AND FIGHT
or I WILL STAND HERE AND DIE.

by JOSH EARLEY

[Uhlan]

"Quantity has a quality all of its own"

[Stavka]

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[Uncle Sam]

Remember, if you want to run with the big dogs, you need to learn how to pee in the tall grass.

Some people never see the light till it shines through bullet holes.

I blame society for anything I've said that you disagree with.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity

If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

[Drako]

"God, honour, homeland"
"Things are never that bad that they can't be worse"
"Death is not that bad unless you die in a stupid way"
"No matter what you will do there always will be someone who will think that you're an idiot. But that, if he's right, is up to you."

[TURBOIS417]

When in doubt empty the magazine.

I would rather beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.

Tweakers Suck!

[General Zod]

Feel, don't think. Use your instincts.

My ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.

God is greatest.