View Full Version : Hillary's first night as President
Dennis G
04-14-2005, 09:33 PM
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long...
During the night, the ghost of Geoge Washington appears, and Hillary asks, " How can I best serve my country?" Washington repies, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know if I can do that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears, and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson replies, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh!" says Hillary, "I really don't want to do that!"
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears, and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln replies "Go to the Theatre."
Aerosoul
04-14-2005, 09:37 PM
rofl :lol:
Bryson C
04-14-2005, 09:41 PM
Not bad. :D :D
I thought she would have a male intern sent to the oval office and take revenge on Bill.
-Jack-
04-14-2005, 09:45 PM
sorry ... i don't get it :| whats so funny about going to the theatre?
:cantbeli: mostly likely a very stupid question
Bryson C
04-14-2005, 09:47 PM
sorry ... i don't get it :| whats so funny about going to the theatre?
:cantbeli: mostly likely a very stupid question
Don't you remember what happend to Lincoln when he went to the theatre?
[LORD]
04-14-2005, 09:48 PM
lol... that's a good one
Aerosoul
04-14-2005, 09:48 PM
sorry ... i don't get it :| whats so funny about going to the theatre?
:cantbeli: mostly likely a very stupid question
Don't you remember what happend to Lincoln when he went to the theatre?
Yeah, ya know. He got ... SHOT!
-Jack-
04-14-2005, 09:49 PM
Oh **** yea !
lol ... that really was a stupid question :lol:
Aerosoul
04-14-2005, 09:49 PM
Hahha.
Uncle Sam
04-14-2005, 10:02 PM
Funny
Sir Zach of R.
04-14-2005, 10:16 PM
:lol:
usa320
04-14-2005, 10:29 PM
It would be funny, if the possibility of this actually happening wasnt real...
The day she becomes president is the day i will drink myself to death.
She has porked new york over so badly, if the people actually elected her, i would lose alot of respect for my fellow citizens.
Turbo
04-14-2005, 10:55 PM
woot lmao
FallenAngel
04-14-2005, 11:10 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Khabbi
04-15-2005, 12:15 AM
[quote="usa320"]It would be funny, if the possibility of this actually happening wasnt real...
The day she becomes president is the day i will drink myself to death.
[quote]
Can I buy u a drink or two now ?
It would be funny, if the possibility of this actually happening wasnt real...
The day she becomes president is the day i will drink myself to death.
She has porked new york over so badly, if the people actually elected her, i would lose alot of respect for my fellow citizens.
I'm not a fan of Hilary but... please... heavenly father... make her president, I beg you.
General Zod
04-15-2005, 09:40 AM
It would be funny, if the possibility of this actually happening wasnt real...
The day she becomes president is the day i will drink myself to death.
She has porked new york over so badly, if the people actually elected her, i would lose alot of respect for my fellow citizens.
Yet you respect you "fellow citizens" for re-electing Bush? LMAO. rofl
Roger Rabbit
04-15-2005, 09:44 AM
It would be funny, if the possibility of this actually happening wasnt real...
The day she becomes president is the day i will drink myself to death. Can't you just drink some anti-freeze now and save us all the waiting and suspense?
-Jack-
04-15-2005, 09:47 AM
It would be funny, if the possibility of this actually happening wasnt real...
The day she becomes president is the day i will drink myself to death.
She has porked new york over so badly, if the people actually elected her, i would lose alot of respect for my fellow citizens.
Yet you respect you "fellow citizens" for re-electing Bush? LMAO. rofl
haha, he's got ya there.
Although both choices are blow-outs. Its a problem the UK has also .... :(
GothicSnake
04-15-2005, 09:52 AM
It would be funny, if the possibility of this actually happening wasnt real...
The day she becomes president is the day i will drink myself to death.
She has porked new york over so badly, if the people actually elected her, i would lose alot of respect for my fellow citizens.
Yet you respect you "fellow citizens" for re-electing Bush? LMAO. roflWhy do you people give us so much **** over that? It was either this idiot again or a total douche. I'm sorry, but in that case I'd choose the lesser of two jackasses. :|
Khabbi
04-15-2005, 11:39 AM
lets stop fighting , cant we all just agree to buy lots of drinks to usa320 ? or atleast some antifreez ?
Weasel
04-15-2005, 12:08 PM
i would lose alot of respect for my fellow citizens.
After US elections last October I can understand this feelings. :lol:
Rantanplan
04-15-2005, 12:12 PM
Who is Hitlary Clinton?
Legion
04-15-2005, 12:15 PM
It would be funny, if the possibility of this actually happening wasnt real...
The day she becomes president is the day i will drink myself to death.
She has porked new york over so badly, if the people actually elected her, i would lose alot of respect for my fellow citizens.
Yet you respect you "fellow citizens" for re-electing Bush? LMAO. roflWhy do you people give us so much **** over that? It was either this idiot again or a total douche. I'm sorry, but in that case I'd choose the lesser of two jackasses. :|
X2
-Jack-
04-15-2005, 12:16 PM
Who is Hitlary Clinton?
your dad
FallenAngel
04-15-2005, 03:16 PM
i would lose alot of respect for my fellow citizens.
After US elections last October I can understand this feelings. :lol:
October? We didnt elect anyone in October.....
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