The new, the best, the offical- PLATYPUS THREAD

[Macs.]

OMG, so now look at this PLATYPUS, omg

http://library.thinkquest.org/11922/mammals/platypus.jpg

^^Look at his mouth, ROFLMATO, it has like a shovel or something, totaly USELESS !!!

http://www.vision.caltech.edu/feifeili/101_ObjectCategories/platypus/image_0017.jpg

^^HAHAHAH, look who is floating around in the water, its the PLATYPUS !!!

http://rainforest-australia.com/platypus%2013%20w.jpg

^^Look at this little wanker, I wonder where they come from anyway.

http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/duck/SDZ_0197-Duckbill-Platypus.jpg

^^This little playa, has been caught by the police for being such a useless animal with a shovel as mouth.

http://www.tomarma.com/Gallery/Galpleasesavetheanimals/platypus.jpg

^^Look at this Platypus !!! HAHAHA I FOOLED YOU !!! ITS NOT A PLATYPUS, but a child with a platypus costume on !!G

http://homepage3.nifty.com/kakitsuka/gallery/pictures/platypus.jpg

^^This is a Playtpus made of paper, but it doesnt even look like one !!! LOL !!!

http://www.abc.net.au/science/scribblygum/july2004/img/closeup.jpg
*romby romby*

[Maine Finn]

Macs you suck. I hate you. :-*$

[Uncle Sam]

Seek help....Seriously.












:lol:

[memphiz]

Hahaha Macs you rock

[Macs.]

Found a new pic.

http://www.uni-leipzig.de/foto/sammlung/images/prevs/prev204.jpg

^^ Playtabus fighting against animal with needles on his back in a wooden tree.

[memphiz]

http://www.animalcrackers.com.au/images/gallery/platypus.gif
http://members.aol.com/RProvow/platypus.jpg

[scm77]

Hahaha Macs you rock

:lol: x2

Allow me to contribute.

http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gifts/friends/mixed/platypus-stuffed-plush-f787.jpg

[Eat a bullet]

Look! Platypus! (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php)

[Uncle Sam]

Look! Platypus! (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php)

Badger...Mushroom...Snake...No Platypus

[Eat a bullet]

Look! Platypus! (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php)

Badger...Mushroom...Snake...No Platypus
Damn, I guess there's no fooling you.

[Uncle Sam]

Look! Platypus! (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php)

Badger...Mushroom...Snake...No Platypus
Damn, I guess there's no fooling you.

:slap:

[California Joe]

rofl

[Lexi]

rofl
Literally, I was on the floor laughing. I thought my sides were gunna split. rofl

[California Joe]

"Playtabus fighting against animal with needles on his back in a wooden tree."

That's my favorite.

[Silverdragon]

They taste exellent.

[Wilco]

http://www.tomarma.com/Gallery/Galpleasesavetheanimals/platypus.jpg

rofl

[Lexi]

^^Look at this Platypus !!! HAHAHA I FOOLED YOU !!! ITS NOT A PLATYPUS, but a child with a platypus costume on !!G

rofl rofl

[scm77]

http://www.tomarma.com/Gallery/Galpleasesavetheanimals/platypus.jpg
rofl

Check out the other baby costume galleries.

http://tomarma.com/Gallery/gallerymenu.html

:cantbeli:

[Wilco]

http://www.tomarma.com/Gallery/Galpleasesavetheanimals/platypus.jpg
rofl

Check out the other baby costume galleries.

http://tomarma.com/Gallery/gallerymenu.html

:cantbeli:

HAHA, POOR ****ERS HAHA

rofl

[CG51]

rofl

[Eat a bullet]

You know, I was gonna try and hijack this thread, but I cannot deface a work of art.

[CG51]

http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/platypus.jpg

GET IT!!!

[disabled1]

platypus's are cool so kcuf off

[CG51]

platypus's are cool so kcuf off

slow down on the beer dude...

[Khabbi]

great thread woot

[cchccrowder]

actually i prefer otters

[disabled1]

platypus whoop the **** out of an otter

[usa320]

This thread is now about Don Vito.

http://www.mtv.com/onair/viva_la_bam/flipbooks/season2_episode_guide/images/bam20702.jpg

http://www.bamfan.com/don1.jpg

[Eat a bullet]

No! This thread is now about ambergris!
http://img210.echo.cx/img210/4126/ambergris26de.jpg
http://img210.echo.cx/img210/9585/ambergris278qh.jpg
http://img210.echo.cx/img210/9819/ambergris491px.jpg
http://img210.echo.cx/img210/8034/sperma1ft.jpg
Wallow in its magnificence! Do it!

[Nugget]

has anyone ever held a platypus or seen one up close?

[Eat a bullet]

No, I don't want it to sting me.

[Opening Batsman]

has anyone ever held a platypus or seen one up close?

Yeah, I have seen them hundreds of times, a platypus infested river runs behind my house. And I have also held them a few times as I rock up to the Platypus Consversation Agency catches when they stick out nets across the river and survey the catch. Then they take them back and weigh, measure and describe them. And we all get to hold them.

[digrar]

I keep one in the back yard, their natural enemy is the drop bear and platapuses are about the only thing that scares them away.

[Opening Batsman]

Yeah, that has always struck me as amusing. Kind of like the way elephants are scared of mice. But maybe it is because everytime a droppie attacks a platypus, it fall in the river and drowns? And those spurs are very nasty.

[Hawkeye]

:lol:
Funny **** Macs

But you know Platypus is also a brand that makes camelback-sort-of-things
Camelback> :fork: <Platypus

I onw one of these Playtpus, the're way easier to clean and such ...

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Platypus

Scientific Name: Ornithorhynchus anatinus

Home: Streams, rivers, and lakes of Eastern Australian coastal regions

Description: Short, dense dark-brown fur, 2 inch wide bill, hairless, webbed feet, flat, furry tail, up to 2 foot long body

Creature Profile: The platypus seems weird to people because it lays eggs and is a mammal, but really it's just a creature that's just very specialized to do what platys do best -- swim, eat, and burrow! Living on the banks of bodies of water, the platypus burrows 50 foot long tunnels and uses its webbed feet to doggy-paddle around. The bill is a stream-lined nose and mouth for sniffing and snuffling up pond-bottom delicacies like shrimp! Perfectly designed for underwater life, the platypus has two layers of fur -- the first is short and dense and never lets water through to the skin! The second is longer and is the layer of fur that gets wet. The flat furry tail stores fat for the long cold winter in freezing waters.

1 The platypus closes its eyes and ears underwater! How does it manage to find its food in the murky depths below? With an amazing touch-sensitive beak! Platypus bills aren't like bird bills -- they're soft, flexible cartilage -- like the stuff our noses are made of!

2 Like a duck-billed cowboy ( rofl ) , platypus males have spurs on their hind feet that deliver a poisonous venom with a swift kick! A platypus sting is powerful enough to make people sick and kill a dog!

3 Mama platypus lays usually two eggs less than an inch long that stick to the fur on her belly. The babies bust their way out with an egg tooth, and then attach themselves to mom's belly-hairs. Milk oozes from glands nearby that soak the fur and the babies suck it up!


Interesting stuff.

[Belial]

Btw, the drop bear doesn't actually exist, does it ???


:|

[Nugget]

Yeah, that has always struck me as amusing. Kind of like the way elephants are scared of mice. But maybe it is because everytime a droppie attacks a platypus, it fall in the river and drowns? And those spurs are very nasty.

ok .. ive heard this alot .. but never pinpointed at what it is ... you guys talkin about koala droppings or just koalas?

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Yeah, that has always struck me as amusing. Kind of like the way elephants are scared of mice. But maybe it is because everytime a droppie attacks a platypus, it fall in the river and drowns? And those spurs are very nasty.

ok .. ive heard this alot .. but never pinpointed at what it is ... you guys talkin about koala droppings or just koalas?

Drop bears are nasty. If you ever go to Australia I would recommend watch the ground for snakes and watch the trees for drop bears.

About Drop bears (http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/3695/db.htm)

[J-10]

Platypus is cool!

http://www.military.cz/russia/air/suchoj/su_32/su_32_02.jpg
http://www.aif.cn/UploadFiles/20048280922621.jpg
http://www.zgjunshi.com/power/UploadFiles/200472991257734.jpg
http://jiatelin.jschina.com.cn/bomber/gfx/su34/su34_3.jpg
http://jiatelin.jschina.com.cn/bomber/gfx/su34/su342.jpg

[CG51]

platypus males have spurs on their hind feet that deliver a poisonous venom with a swift kick! A platypus sting is powerful enough to make people sick and kill a dog!

theres something i didn't know...

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Btw, the drop bear doesn't actually exist, does it ???


:|

Tell that to it's victims. :|

[Stavka]

The platypus is the r0xx0r. F3ar teh Platypuzzzz

[Nugget]

that would be efing frightening if a koala dropped on your face eh