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Jeremiah
05-02-2005, 03:20 PM
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia

sorry if it's already been posted.

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

Jani.R
05-02-2005, 03:25 PM
dude.

2 points :

1. mudmarines.


2. fake.


Repeat after me : mudmarines, fake, mudmarines, fake ...

Jeremiah
05-02-2005, 03:30 PM
mudmarines what does that mean?

Whisper_44
05-02-2005, 03:38 PM
mudmarines what does that mean?

rofl

b33f
05-02-2005, 04:14 PM
Already posted.

By the way you should've tried a decent cover-up :) and should've, atleast, modified how the URL is displayed on the forum, so it looks like the page is actually hosted on BBC (i tried it afterwards but it didn't work p-) )

Dude, Seriously
05-02-2005, 04:18 PM
Speaking of zombies, has anyone played the "zombie mod" on Counter strike? Got a gamer friend who showed me and its quite funny ;)

goldman
05-02-2005, 04:53 PM
Man if this thing is true which is not but if it im going to get my ass into a shopping mall and kidnap a hot chick, and lock the doors "it mine bitch, all mine" :D

(_SPETSNAZ_)
05-02-2005, 10:00 PM
lol why would you make that? just to look like an idoit.why lie they will find these things out... :lol:

NcDeuce
05-02-2005, 10:12 PM
rofl


Speaking of zombies, has anyone played the "zombie mod" on Counter strike? Got a gamer friend who showed me and its quite funny ;)

Nice avatar.

M1A2U2
05-03-2005, 09:42 AM
WIth all those mass graves it was bound to happen eventually

futurepilot2004
05-03-2005, 09:47 AM
mudmarines what does that mean?

rofl

rofl ,ya gotta love the mudmarines

Thom
05-03-2005, 09:55 AM
rofl


Speaking of zombies, has anyone played the "zombie mod" on Counter strike? Got a gamer friend who showed me and its quite funny ;)

Nice avatar.

:) damn straight!