Conscientious objector reveals he's gay

[budanski]

http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?Date=20030402&Category=APN&ArtNo=304021047&Ref=AR

[stuntman]

I knew his boots looked heavy! Good one bud keep it up!

[JohnJohn]

and why the hell was he making a big fuss about not wanting to be deployed? This idiot is a reservist, no wait, WAS rofl

Keep up the good work Marines and keep the gays out of the military, I don't want no sissy getting me killed cuz he broke a nail :fork:

[robwarrior]

that funk guy looks filipino.. hope not!! i agree wd johnjohn!! i wish i was in the marines if they ask me to go to iraq they wdnt have to ask twice!! id volunteer right away!! woot SEMPER FI TO ALL THE MARINES OUT THERE!!

[Trigger]

You guyth thtop picking on him. Heth very thenthitive right now. p-)

[robwarrior]

qoute: He said he grew uncomfortable with the military when he was made to shout "Kill! Kill! Kill!" during a basic training exercise. -Funk

Wonder what was hiS real reason in joining the marines? ( he was probably jus checkin out sweaty hard bodied marines) this guy must be really stupid!! he joined the marines and didt expect he would do some killing rofl maybe this guy hasnt seen full metal jacket?? or maybe this guy was so stupid he mis took the MARINE CORPS for the MERCHANT MARINES???

[MolliG]

Hey theres nothing wrong with being gay (I'm not gay ok). But what the hell this guy doesn't want to go fight! Jez, he joined the military! Did he think they just dress up and use guns just for fun?

[Smoothie104]

This Funk Guy is a Jackass.

He knew what he was getting into. He didn't join the Airforce as a computer tech, he didnt join the Army as a cook. He didn't join the Navy to work in the engine room. He joined the Marines.

All the jobs in the military are honorable and brave, You can expect some to have no trigger time at all. But Marines Fight, and every Marine is a Rifleman 1st.

He probably chose the Marines cause It would make him sound tough.

When you sign your contract to defend your country, you simply can't wake up one morning and decide not to go to work.

This guy is a piece of SHlT

[robwarrior]

Once upon a time in boot camp.....

Gunny Sgt Hartman: Whats ure name fatbody?


Private Funk: Private Funk sir!!!

Gunny Sgt Hartman: BULLSH#T I CANT HEAR YOU SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!!


Private Funk: PRIVATE FUNK SIR!!!! (high pitch voice)

GSH: Were u from Private Funk?


PF: SIR! FROM SAN JOSE SIR!


GSH: HOLY DOG SH*T ONLY STEERS AND QUERRS COME FROM SAN JOSE


GSH: DO U THINK IM CUTE DO U THINK IM FUNNY PRIVATE FUNK?


PF: SIR! YES SIR!


GSH: DO YOU SUCK DI%KS?


PF: SIIR! YESSS SIRRR!!!


GSH: ARE U A PETER PUFFER??


PF: SIR!!! YESS!! SIRR!!


GSH: WELL I ADMIRE URE HONESTY! PRIVATE FUNK!!!


PF: SIR! YES SIR!


GSH: WELL, U LOOK LIKE A PERSON HU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE, I BET URE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO F%CK SOMEBODY IN THE AS* AND NOT GIV EM THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE EM A REACH AROUND ARE U PRIVATE FUNK!!!


PF: SIR! YES! SIR!!!


GSH: BULLS :D T I CAN HEAR U SOUND OFF LIKE U GOTTA A PAIR!!!


PF: SIRRR!! YEEESS!! SIRR!! (WD A HI PITCH VOICE)

[hood]

I think it sucks that he mentioned that he was gay. Ultimately it has nothing to do with him not wanting to fight, although maybe he was hoping he'd be discharged easily on the basis that he's gay, instead of having to pay a penalty for opting not to fight. He's shown that he's not a respectable man twice now. First for not fulfilling his obligations, and second for trying to weasel out of the penalty that he would have to face because of it.

[USAF G]

I agree with Hood. One's got nothing to do with the other. I am really unimpressed when members of our (all volunteer) military suddenly want to back out when they are asked to do what they signed up for. I don't know about the rest of you folks who serve, but I seem to recall this whole little ceremony where I raised my hand and swore to defend my country, constitution, and obey orders from my President. That isn't verbatum, but that's the gist. They kind of make like it's a big deal and you're giving your word. How hard is it for us to keep our word? For me, not very. I will go wherever and do whatever my commander and cheif wants me to, because it's the right thing to do , and because I said I would. Don't send these idiots to war, fine. Let then serve out their time at Ft. Leavenworth as E1s in jail. Then they won't have to do any of the bad mean things our military expects of them.

[Smoothie104]

Well said, well said.

[Trigger]

Yeah, sounds like he came out AFTER he spoke to his lawyer. Typical. :roll:

[robwarrior]

i agree wd USAF G and HOOD!! u know this guy reminds me of Klinger the guy in the series M*A*S*H when he didnt want to be in Korea anymore and he started to wear dresses and acted all funky he tried to pull a Section 8.. i think this funk guy is definately a section 8!! what if he was sent there and started to wear a dress?? if we were in a foxhole together id shoot him myself!! maybe he jus needs a good ole code red?? :bash:

[hood]

Yeah but he could get things out of the PX that weren't available otherwise. :)

[robwarrior]

was that klinger?? or was it radar the px guy??

[Smoothie104]

Klinger

http://www.wallsoffame.com/html/television_43.html




Radar

http://tina.pirate-king.com/images/MASH/radar.jpg

[Trigger]

'M*A*S*H 2003'

"Hey Sparky, it's me Funky" "Look, they said I can't get out no matter how fruity I am and it looks like I'll be deploying afterall...." "So I'll trade you two pallets of MARPAT BDUs and some mortar rounds for 2 cases of Vaseline and all the back issues of 'Men Behind Bars' you can get your hands on." "Over and OUT." p-)

[robwarrior]

rofl rofl