MILFs

[Seoulstriker]

Do you know any MILFs?



MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for **** cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

[farmgirl]

Do you know any MILFs?



MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for **** cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.


Thanks striker.... it's nice to know that you'll be looking out for me from now on..... ;)
oh... and BTW... charming use of the term in a sentence.... :cantbeli:

[Seoulstriker]

Do you know any MILFs?



MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for **** cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.


Thanks striker.... it's nice to know that you'll be looking out for me from now on..... ;)
oh... and BTW... charming use of the term in a sentence.... :cantbeli:

it was one of the funnier sample sentences at Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf&f=1). the other ones just had references to American Pie (which i haven't seen).

[farmgirl]

Do you know any MILFs?



MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for **** cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.


Thanks striker.... it's nice to know that you'll be looking out for me from now on..... ;)
oh... and BTW... charming use of the term in a sentence.... :cantbeli:

it was one of the funnier sample sentences at Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf&f=1). the other ones just had references to American Pie (which i haven't seen).

I have seen it, so I did actually know what this term was referring to prior to your definition, but I appreciate the heads up anyway.... I know you're just looking out for me.... ;)

[Seoulstriker]

Do you know any MILFs?



MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for **** cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.


Thanks striker.... it's nice to know that you'll be looking out for me from now on..... ;)
oh... and BTW... charming use of the term in a sentence.... :cantbeli:

it was one of the funnier sample sentences at Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf&f=1). the other ones just had references to American Pie (which i haven't seen).

I have seen it, so I did actually know what this term was referring to prior to your definition, but I appreciate the heads up anyway....

good, because i wouldn't want you to say something like "my mom is a MILF". :P :P :P

[farmgirl]

Do you know any MILFs?



MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for **** cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.


Thanks striker.... it's nice to know that you'll be looking out for me from now on..... ;)
oh... and BTW... charming use of the term in a sentence.... :cantbeli:

it was one of the funnier sample sentences at Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf&f=1). the other ones just had references to American Pie (which i haven't seen).

I have seen it, so I did actually know what this term was referring to prior to your definition, but I appreciate the heads up anyway....

good, because i wouldn't want you to say something like "my mom is a MILF". :P :P :P

I deserved that.... make one stupid comment... and I'm branded for life! Let's just stay on the safe side, and you can keep advising me prior to my comments, so I won't make an ass of myself again!

"This one time.... at band camp...."

[Nawlins]

Nice avatar you got there, farmgirl.

[Seoulstriker]

Nice avatar you got there, farmgirl.

MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF. :P

[farmgirl]

Nice avatar you got there, farmgirl.

Thanks Nawlins... Joe inspired it... since he told me that he pictured me as the carwash girl from Cool Hand Luke... Maybe he can draw her... that's the closest he's ever going to get to seeing me naked! ;)

[Nawlins]

Haha... right right.

[Nawlins]

Nice avatar you got there, farmgirl.

Thanks Nawlins... Joe inspired it... since he told me that he pictured me as the carwash girl from Cool Hand Luke... Maybe he can draw her... that's the closest he's ever going to get to seeing me naked! ;)

:) Gotcha.

[farmgirl]

Nice avatar you got there, farmgirl.

Thanks Nawlins... Joe inspired it... since he told me that he pictured me as the carwash girl from Cool Hand Luke... Maybe he can draw her... that's the closest he's ever going to get to seeing me naked! ;)

:) Gotcha. p-)

[Ratamacue]

I guess Joe can only wait for a Jennifer Love Hewitt **** scene to draw Nawlins.

[farmgirl]

[quote="Ratamacue"]I guess Joe can only wait for a Jennifer Love Hewitt **** scene to draw Nawlins.[/quote

[Nawlins]

I guess Joe can only wait for a Jennifer Love Hewitt **** scene to draw Nawlins.


I met JLH when she was about 12 years old, and her brother was living in a dorm that I was hall director of..... just sayin'

Wow, that's cool! (You sure it wasn't me? ;) ) people tell me I look like her. Even my husband thinks I look alot like her.

[farmgirl]

I guess Joe can only wait for a Jennifer Love Hewitt **** scene to draw Nawlins.


I met JLH when she was about 12 years old, and her brother was living in a dorm that I was hall director of..... just sayin'

Wow, that's cool! (You sure it wasn't me? ;) ) people tell me I look like her. Even my husband thinks I look alot like her.

It probably was.... good to see you again! I didn't get my damn post deleted in time... didn't want these boys to know how incredibly old I am! ;) Of course, I was VERY young at the time!!!

[USMarine3521]

I guess Joe can only wait for a Jennifer Love Hewitt **** scene to draw Nawlins.


I met JLH when she was about 12 years old, and her brother was living in a dorm that I was hall director of..... just sayin'

Wow, that's cool! (You sure it wasn't me? ;) ) people tell me I look like her. Even my husband thinks I look alot like her.

you sure you don't wanna show us a photo? :-*$

[Nawlins]

I guess Joe can only wait for a Jennifer Love Hewitt **** scene to draw Nawlins.


I met JLH when she was about 12 years old, and her brother was living in a dorm that I was hall director of..... just sayin'

Wow, that's cool! (You sure it wasn't me? ;) ) people tell me I look like her. Even my husband thinks I look alot like her.

you sure you don't wanna show us a photo? :-*$

Yes, I'm sure. Sorry boys.

[Jack Mehoff]

Kimchi, leave my wife out of this :-*$

[Seoulstriker]

Kimchi, leave my wife out of this :-*$

you don't think she will be a MILF?

ok, i'll leave your wife out of this. :hug:



BTW, i'm not korean (for the millionth time) :)

[Seoulstriker]

I guess Joe can only wait for a Jennifer Love Hewitt **** scene to draw Nawlins.


I met JLH when she was about 12 years old, and her brother was living in a dorm that I was hall director of..... just sayin'

Wow, that's cool! (You sure it wasn't me? ;) ) people tell me I look like her. Even my husband thinks I look alot like her.


your husband probably imagines you look like her. :P :P :P

[Guttorm]

Well... My girlfriend... Shes a MILF... What do you call it over there when your with a girl that allready has a kid?

[Haiw]

Jennifer Love MILFlins.... doesn't sound bad at all :).

[Haiw]

Well... My girlfriend... Shes a MILF... What do you call it over there when your with a girl that allready has a kid?
That's called FUBAR ;)

[Roger Rabbit]

Its called second hand goods

who wants porridge

stretch marks

nothing that big is ever going to go back in there, sorry to dissapoint you love

sloppy seconds

[Merik]

JLH grew up in a town about 5 miles from my grandparents place. Pretty busty chick she is.

[Uncle Sam]

My Girlfriends Mom...yes, a MILF indeed.

[Jack Mehoff]

6 votes for Jack's wife....****ing perv :|

[Seoulstriker]

My Girlfriends Mom...yes, a MILF indeed.

would you take both at the same time? :P :P :P

[Nawlins]

Jennifer Love MILFlins.... doesn't sound bad at all

I'm pretty sure you can't be a MILF if you're not a mom.

[Jack Mehoff]

Jennifer Love MILFlins.... doesn't sound bad at all

I'm pretty sure you can't be a MILF if you're not a mom.

I can help you to solve that issue ;)

[Nawlins]

Jennifer Love MILFlins.... doesn't sound bad at all

I'm pretty sure you can't be a MILF if you're not a mom.

I can help you to solve that issue ;)

I already have all the help I need. No thanks.

[Jack Mehoff]

but you are still not a mom, i guess your helper shooting blanks :)

[farmgirl]

Jennifer Love MILFlins.... doesn't sound bad at all

I'm pretty sure you can't be a MILF if you're not a mom.

I can help you to solve that issue ;)

I already have all the help I need. No thanks.

Was that noise I just heard the sound of Jack getting shot down???? ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

Jennifer Love MILFlins.... doesn't sound bad at all

I'm pretty sure you can't be a MILF if you're not a mom.

I can help you to solve that issue ;)

I already have all the help I need. No thanks.

Was that noise I just heard the sound of Jack getting shot down???? ;)

I'm afraid so

[Nawlins]

but you are still not a mom, i guess your helper shooting blanks :)

I'm not because I don't want to be, it's got nothing to do with him.

[Salty Dog]

i voted for joes mom again :oops:

[Haiw]

I'm not because I don't want to be, it's got nothing to do with him.
Are you really willing to throw away the MILF of the year award?!?! ;(

[Nawlins]

I'm not because I don't want to be, it's got nothing to do with him.
Are you really willing to throw away the MILF of the year award?!?! ;(

Yes I am. For the time being, at least.

[Uncle Sam]

Seoulstriker wrote:

would you take both at the same time?
Are you kidding???



Hell yes...

[Seoulstriker]

would you take both at the same time?
Are you kidding???


Hell yes...

:D :D :D

i've haven't seen any MILFs yet. ;)

[Haiw]

I heard Liv Tyler has a child, so I guess we've got a winner ;)

[Seoulstriker]

I heard Liv Tyler has a child, so I guess we've got a winner ;)

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MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF! :D

[California Joe]

I know a MILF. Yup.

[Adumb]

Yes...............

[Hooahman]

Dude, like old topic rofl.

http://www.orlyowl.com/liekwoa.jpg

[Adumb]

Dude, like old topic rofl.

http://www.orlyowl.com/liekwoa.jpg

Don't make this bad ass topic lame, ****.

[Bryson C]

Yes...............

WTF you brought back a 3-year old thread to say that.

[Adumb]

WTF you brought back a 3-year old thread to say that.
Yes...............

[Aerosoul]

i just voted for my mom and i see im the only one to vote for that selection.
i must be from tennessee.

[Bryson C]

Yes...............

ok .

[SAPPEROIF]

rofl

I love some of the topics in this place...though it makes me wonder why others get locked or erased.. lol

[Death.]

Yes...............

Yer a RETAWD!

[Adumb]

Yer a RETAWD!

V8 mustang.

[Lt-Col A. Tack]

Nope. Otherwise I'd have turned them in.

What? I assumed we are all talking about the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front)

[81gunner]

This thread is odd

[TuNeRsHaRk]

a few of my buddies have MILF's, and my school has some TILF's as well

:lol:

[bluespider]

What's wrong with you guys? You've got cell phones with camera's!!! I want PICTARS!!!!

[titget]

MILF's are kick ass

[Miles.]

MILF's are kick ass

mmmm hmmm

With me, you've always got a place to sit. ;)

[EvanL]

Bridgwet............ 4 teh win