President J Lo

[callous]

Jennifer Lopez wants to be first female US president

BERLIN (AFP) - After conquering Hollywood and the pop charts, Latina superstar Jennifer Lopez says she is ready to wrestle George W. Bush out of the White House.

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"I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president -- that would be really cool," J.Lo told German celebrity glossy Bravo in an issue to be published Wednesday.

"The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House -- it doesn't look very cozy."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050503/od_afp/afpentertainmentus_050503114201;_ylt=ArXzZh4mFU.mqcGVMTm2x2ygOrgF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

[PeterRJG]

She wouldn't be much good; no-one would know who the First Husband/Lover is at any given time.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

She would be a better Pres then Bush atleast.

[DarkCypher]

She would be a better Pres then Bush atleast.

:roll:

Idiot...

[Adumb]

She would be a better Pres then Bush atleast.

Eat my ass, bitch. :roll:

[disabled1]

i support president bush and my fellow soldiers

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

I know you would like that!

Think about it.

There would be no war or anything. Everyone would be to occupied in ****ing her then looking at the rest of the world because her ass is so big.

[disabled1]

there'd still be a war, someone bombed us and that set us off

[usa320]

She would be a better Pres then Bush atleast.

Suck my balls, bitch.

Republicans in 2008. Try and stop us.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

http://www.rare-posters.com/2383.jpg

Resistance is Futile!

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[DarkCypher]

World Peace is not possible **** for brains.

[Howie Kaluha]

She would be a better Pres then Bush atleast.

:roll:

Idiot...

x2

Minardiau, you're a friggin' dunce. Your stupid Gothic theme reaks of stupidity. The whole "look at me, I'm trying to be special......so I dress like a freak" theme is old and gay. Why the heck are you a member on these forums? Be gone, dissappear you annoying little fly......

[disabled1]

im sorry j-lo i cannot vote for you, id be too distracted during your speeches

[molly747]

When she can learn to write her own songs and sing on-key, then I will trust her with welfare and social security reform.

[EvanL]

When she can learn to write her own songs and sing on-key, then I will trust her with welfare and social security reform.
http://www.yourjokes.co.uk/images/tdb.jpg

[defmin]

She would be a better Pres then Bush atleast.

:roll:

Idiot...

x2

Minardiau, you're a friggin' dunce. Your stupid Gothic theme reaks of stupidity. The whole "look at me, I'm trying to be special......so I dress like a freak" theme is old and gay. Why the heck are you a member on these forums? Be gone, dissappear you annoying little fly...... No! Minardiau is one of the most interesting members in here. Shut up, Howie Kaluha.

[disabled1]

ok evan explain the dog photo

[EvanL]

ok evan explain the dog photo
i just found it randomly and loved it.
Ever heard the saying the Dogs Bollocks?

[Howie Kaluha]

Minardiau is one of the most interesting members in here.


Oh, I won't argue with that. And his "interesting"-ness is rather quite tasteless




Shut up, Howie Kaluha.

No.

[SEALInTheMaking]

I think I'd have to become a Canadian.

[PrincessRAR]

it was probably a passing comment and the papers blew it into SHE WANTS TO type of thing..

minardua - mate - i dont know where you get off being an aussie sometimes :bash:

[BadKarma26]

she's not electable.

[disabled1]

hmmmm i wouldnt vote for j'lo anyways...i just dont trust her. and to evan yes i have heard of dog bollocks


kinda like the *** pistols never mind the bollocks and the common english term of bollocks

[Stormy]

And, she only looked good in that movie U-Turn. http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/images/smilies/other/drool.gif

[disabled1]

u-turn.....when was that...never heard of it

[EvanL]

u-turn.....when was that...never heard of it
George Clooney and her, back in like 97/98.

[disabled1]

oh no wonder, i didnt even know who she was back then

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Sean Penn, Jennifer Lopez actually.

About a dude who has one really phucked up day.

[Stormy]

http://www.luntzer.ch/images/dvd/uturn.JPG

[EvanL]

no idea why i said george clooney

[disabled1]

it happens...what ****....sometimes

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

It's a pretty cool movie actually.

[disabled1]

i dont think ill watch it cause it has j lo in it

[EvanL]

i dont think ill watch it cause it has j lo in it
i think she gets naked in a tub in the movie.

[BadKarma26]

guys, please just start posting pictures of J-lo...for education purposes only ;]

[disabled1]

i just dont care for her i prefer denise richards

[CG51]

yeah, j lo gets around like a record...

[DarkCypher]

i dont think ill watch it cause it has j lo in it
i think she gets naked in a tub in the movie.

Your thinking of the movie 'Out of Sight', that has george clooney in it.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0120780/

[EvanL]

i dont think ill watch it cause it has j lo in it
i think she gets naked in a tub in the movie.

Your thinking of the movie 'Out of Sight', that has george clooney in it.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0120780/
ohh good call mate. i only remember watching the hot tub scene.

[disabled1]

um no how come i never heard of half these movies...must of been while i was deployed

[PrincessRAR]

anything good that happens is always happening when your deployed - its the rule of thumb