View Full Version : Allah sent giant spiders to help iraqi insurgency ;))))
White_Bear
05-12-2005, 02:11 PM
I entered today morning on jihadunspun.com and I saw such information. It was just on the main site...
Because I always make "screens" and load such revelation from my own server to protect such news from disappearing I put them on my website. When I took a look on jihadunspun.com now "giant spiders" have gone...
So I'm happy that I made this screen. This is screen with info that was visible in jihadunspun.com today morning.
http://www.eurojihad.org/displayarticle418.html
http://www.eurojihad.org/images/pajaki_allaha.JPG
California Joe
05-12-2005, 02:12 PM
Yep, big bastards arent they.
FutureGrunt
05-12-2005, 02:21 PM
LOL unknown spiders. Those things are all over the Middle East and Afghanistan. What a bunch of loosers. *EDIT* Removed by popular demand
von_Moo142
05-12-2005, 02:22 PM
That thing has nothing on the Wolpertinger.
FutureGrunt
05-12-2005, 02:30 PM
That thing has nothing on the Wolpertinger.
Yes those things are ferocious
http://www.bayerwaldshop.de/startseite/wolpertinger/wolpiklein.jpg
http://www.bayerwaldshop.de/startseite/wolpertinger/hoerbibraun.jpg
http://www.bayerwaldshop.de/startseite/wolpertinger/hoerbiweiss.jpg
http://www.bayerwaldshop.de/startseite/wolpertinger/berni.jpg
ValkXB70
05-12-2005, 02:30 PM
Wonder if someone should tell them that Camel Spiders are actually non-venomous? You'd think they would at least have accurate information on creatures in their own environment.
Uncle Chô
05-12-2005, 02:39 PM
A must read: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_camel_spider.htm
:roll:
Werewolf01
05-12-2005, 02:55 PM
That thing has nothing on the Wolpertinger.
Yes those things are ferocious
http://www.bayerwaldshop.de/startseite/wolpertinger/wolpiklein.jpg
http://www.bayerwaldshop.de/startseite/wolpertinger/hoerbibraun.jpg
http://www.bayerwaldshop.de/startseite/wolpertinger/hoerbiweiss.jpg
http://www.bayerwaldshop.de/startseite/wolpertinger/berni.jpg
Flash: The German Government is said to be deploying a crack Wolpertinger unit to Afghanistan to help battle AQ. The Bunderwehr still refuses to deploy the elite Wolpertingersturmgruppe to Iraq, though, no matter how nasty the arachnids get.
Uncle Sam
05-12-2005, 03:07 PM
Yeah, the funny part is...There's people out there who actually believe this crap.
CONSERVATIVE53
05-12-2005, 03:14 PM
yeah, i saw this report in August way back in 2004, Brit hume started cracking up when he reported, and i have never even seen him crack a smile.
Mailman
05-12-2005, 03:57 PM
The scary thing is...that the same morons that believed that **** about the korans in Cuba will swallow this **** up hook, line and sinker :roll:
As Ive already said, those that can think for themselves will dismiss this crap for the crap it is. Its just a pity that the majority of muslims cant think for themselves.
Mailman
sierraone
05-12-2005, 04:23 PM
http://www.eurojihad.org/images/pajaki_allaha.JPG
It's one mother of a spider though I doubt it distincts between jihad warriors and infidels. (btw is that two spiders?)
Reminds me of the movie ALIEN where it sat on your face!
Inquisitor
05-12-2005, 04:28 PM
LOL unknown spiders. Those things are all over the Middle East and Afghanistan. What a bunch of loosers. Allah signs my ass
there are muslims on these forums like me so plz could you edit your post?it is not funny at all.
FutureGrunt
05-12-2005, 04:33 PM
LOL unknown spiders. Those things are all over the Middle East and Afghanistan. What a bunch of loosers. Allah signs my ass
there are muslims on these forums like me so plz could you edit your post?it is not funny at all.
Uhm, OK. How did my post offend you as a muslim? I was refering to those idiots who "discovered a new breed of spiders sent by Allah to bite American soldiers". Unless you are the one who wrote that article I see no grounds for you to be offended.
Caesar
05-12-2005, 04:33 PM
http://www.eurojihad.org/images/pajaki_allaha.JPG
It's one mother of a spider though I doubt it distincts between jihad warriors and infidels. (btw is that two spiders?)
Reminds me of the movie ALIEN where it sat on your face!
Yeah, it seems like there's two of them.
This scary-looking creature (actually, it's a pair of scary-looking creatures dangling end-to-end) is indeed commonly called a camel spider,
Inquisitor
05-12-2005, 04:40 PM
Allah signs my ass
do you need more?
CombatBoots
05-12-2005, 04:48 PM
Allah is god, in arabic, he could have said "Signs from god my ..."
Would that have offended you?
Mitch Rapp
05-12-2005, 04:50 PM
http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/ANIM_GIF/FR/anim_nuke_mecca.gif
vampireuk
05-12-2005, 05:09 PM
Allah signs my ass
do you need more?
And how is that offensive?
Umm-Qasr
05-12-2005, 05:12 PM
http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/ANIM_GIF/FR/anim_nuke_mecca.gifI find this kind of gifs very annoying and so childish ... :|
Alpha Leader
05-12-2005, 05:19 PM
I trapped one camel spider once in Lebanon, it was angry as hell, it lent back on his back ,standing on only two or four legs and hissed at me.I swear.
If they are not venomous they`re pretty hostile and get angry as hell.
I do not wanna pick up one of those again.
http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/ANIM_GIF/FR/anim_nuke_mecca.gif
at a minimum, keep **** like this in the OT section...
NicNZ
05-12-2005, 05:31 PM
A must read: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_camel_spider.htm
:roll:
Thanks for posting that, I was getting worried that everyone was still taking the camel spider thing seriously ;)
PrincessRAR
05-12-2005, 06:12 PM
Allah signs my ass
do you need more?
okay champ, you can sign my arse after allah signs his arse?
deal?
California Joe
05-12-2005, 06:22 PM
WTF? I don't even know what "signing anyone's arse" means except for the obvious **** money shot referrences. In which case it wouldn't be that great to be the signee as opposed to the signer....but I digress... leave people's religion out of this bull****, OK? It was an uncalled for statement.
sierraone
05-12-2005, 06:29 PM
Yeah leave religion out of a topic about Allah sending spiders!
CRAZY MERC
05-12-2005, 06:33 PM
I entered today morning on jihadunspun.com and I saw such information. It was just on the main site...
Because I always make "screens" and load such revelation from my own server to protect such news from disappearing I put them on my website. When I took a look on jihadunspun.com now "giant spiders" have gone...
So I'm happy that I made this screen. This is screen with info that was visible in jihadunspun.com today morning.
http://www.eurojihad.org/images/pajaki_allaha.JPG
This is a fake picture.
Pandy
05-12-2005, 06:41 PM
I entered today morning on jihadunspun.com and I saw such information. It was just on the main site...
Because I always make "screens" and load such revelation from my own server to protect such news from disappearing I put them on my website. When I took a look on jihadunspun.com now "giant spiders" have gone...
So I'm happy that I made this screen. This is screen with info that was visible in jihadunspun.com today morning.
http://www.eurojihad.org/images/pajaki_allaha.JPG
This is a fake picture.
It's used on an army site, and there has been over a few hundred people saying they seen these son bitches... how's it fake?
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/camel_spider.jpg
Why is it always a CSM checking out the problem? BC too scared? ;)
California Joe
05-12-2005, 06:42 PM
Yeah leave religion out of a topic about Allah sending spiders!
You know goddamned well what I meant. This retarded story is old. Every religion has it's share of jackholes.
PrincessRAR
05-12-2005, 07:01 PM
WTF? I don't even know what "signing anyone's arse" means except for the obvious **** money shot referrences. In which case it wouldn't be that great to be the signee as opposed to the signer....but I digress... leave people's religion out of this bull****, OK? It was an uncalled for statement.
aww there there joe :hug: dont get anrgy you will get wrinkles and veins will show :hug:
California Joe
05-12-2005, 07:03 PM
I'm old and the wrinkles already show. ;)
Pandy
05-12-2005, 07:10 PM
I'm old and the wrinkles already show. ;)
I think they got a cream for those CJ, wrinkles and all..
PrincessRAR
05-12-2005, 07:14 PM
I'm old and the wrinkles already show. ;)
same :(
(_SPETSNAZ_)
05-12-2005, 09:20 PM
Thats one huge mother fuken spider
Double Tap
05-12-2005, 09:37 PM
this is the full "article"
graphic (http://www.jihadunspun.com/Karamat.pdf)
RomanS
05-12-2005, 10:10 PM
Allah signs my ass
do you need more?
too sensetive, arent weeee?
NicNZ
05-12-2005, 11:02 PM
People would jump and squeal if someone -- particularly a Muslim -- made derogatory statements about Jesus, for instance. So theres really no excuse for making derogatory statements involving Allah.
Though I too am puzzled by just what the hell the phrase "signs my ass" is supposed to mean. Is it like girls getting celebrities to sign their ****s? I think we need to commission an independent inquiry to find out just what it means. ;)
Ayura
05-13-2005, 01:37 PM
The scary thing is...that the same morons that believed that **** about the korans in Cuba will swallow this **** up hook, line and sinker :roll:
As Ive already said, those that can think for themselves will dismiss this crap for the crap it is. Its just a pity that the majority of muslims cant think for themselves.
Mailman
I'm Muslim....and I'm pretty sure the majority of muslims will dismiss this as real...dude...it's blatently a bunch of crap...and that website is crap as well.
I entered today morning on jihadunspun.com and I saw such information. It was just on the main site...
Because I always make "screens" and load such revelation from my own server to protect such news from disappearing I put them on my website. When I took a look on jihadunspun.com now "giant spiders" have gone...
So I'm happy that I made this screen. This is screen with info that was visible in jihadunspun.com today morning.
http://www.eurojihad.org/images/pajaki_allaha.JPG
This is a fake picture.
It's used on an army site, and there has been over a few hundred people saying they seen these son bitches... how's it fake?
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/camel_spider.jpg
Why is it always a CSM checking out the problem? BC too scared? ;)
Yep, these things are very real and there are plenty of them around where I live.
Though I don't understand why the Americans around here are so frightened of these things... sure these are big f***ers and they are very fast, yet their bite isn't that dangerous (in fact, they don't even have venom).
P.S
These things are called Camel Spiders (though technically they aren't spiders as they have only six legs and not eight).
Camel Spiders are not spiders at all, they are solphugae. They are not venomous? So, actually they are.. but their venom is not deadly to humans. This venom has anaestethic capabilities, so solphuga can very delicately take you when you sleep - you will not awake - and next can eat half of your face...
Camel Spiders are not spiders at all
As I have pointed out in my previous post.
but their venom is not deadly to humans. This venom has anaestethic capabilities, so solphuga can very delicately take you when you sleep - you will not awake - and next can eat half of your face...
rofl Right...
If you can't take my word for it:
They have no venom and do not spin webs. In the Middle East it is commonly believed that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject an anesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anesthetic and do not attack prey larger than themselves.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae
DarkCypher
05-14-2005, 03:02 AM
Isn't there some sort of spider that will go for the Jugular vein when you’re sleeping?
Lazy Lob
05-14-2005, 03:14 AM
I'm Muslim....and I'm pretty sure the majority of muslims will dismiss this as real...dude...it's blatently a bunch of crap...and that website is crap as well.
I thought you were Hindu. You said you came from a Hindu background.
Lazy Lob
05-14-2005, 03:18 AM
....National Geographic
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/06/0629_040629_camelspider.html
They have no venom and do not spin webs. In the Middle East it is commonly believed that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject an anesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anesthetic and do not attack prey larger than themselves.
According to the film from Discovery or National Geographic about one archeological survey in Yemen, such case with half of face eated by solphuga during night was really happend...
They have no venom and do not spin webs. In the Middle East it is commonly believed that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject an anesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anesthetic and do not attack prey larger than themselves.
According to the film from Discovery or National Geographic about one archeological survey in Yemen, such case with half of face eated by solphuga during night was really happend...
Well even according to the National Geographic link L.B provided Camel Spiders don't produce venom.
BTW, I would like to correct myself, Camel Spiders have ten legs (not six).
Ayura
05-14-2005, 11:11 AM
I'm Muslim....and I'm pretty sure the majority of muslims will dismiss this as real...dude...it's blatently a bunch of crap...and that website is crap as well.
I thought you were Hindu. You said you came from a Hindu background.
Nope
I'm Muslim....and I'm pretty sure the majority of muslims will dismiss this as real...dude...it's blatently a bunch of crap...and that website is crap as well.
I thought you were Hindu. You said you came from a Hindu background.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=595667&highlight=#595667
:petting:
Ayura
05-14-2005, 11:35 AM
I'm Muslim....and I'm pretty sure the majority of muslims will dismiss this as real...dude...it's blatently a bunch of crap...and that website is crap as well.
I thought you were Hindu. You said you came from a Hindu background.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=595667&highlight=#595667
:petting:
Nope :)
CountZero
05-14-2005, 11:37 AM
Maybe they are "Spiders from mars who Eat Guitars"?
speckfire
05-14-2005, 11:55 AM
I'm Muslim....and I'm pretty sure the majority of muslims will dismiss this as real...dude...it's blatently a bunch of crap...and that website is crap as well.
I thought you were Hindu. You said you came from a Hindu background.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=595667&highlight=#595667
:petting:
Nope :)
Busted !!!!!!!!!!!
moughoun
05-14-2005, 12:00 PM
I'm Muslim....and I'm pretty sure the majority of muslims will dismiss this as real...dude...it's blatently a bunch of crap...and that website is crap as well.
I thought you were Hindu. You said you came from a Hindu background.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=595667&highlight=#595667
:petting:
Nope :)
Busted !!!!!!!!!!!
he's told me this before, his family are hindu, he is not, big difference between background and present situation
Ayura
05-14-2005, 12:02 PM
I'm Muslim....and I'm pretty sure the majority of muslims will dismiss this as real...dude...it's blatently a bunch of crap...and that website is crap as well.
I thought you were Hindu. You said you came from a Hindu background.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=595667&highlight=#595667
:petting:
Nope :)
Busted !!!!!!!!!!!
he's told me this before, his family are hindu, he is not, big difference between background and present situation
Busted !!!!!!!!!!!
speckfire
05-14-2005, 12:04 PM
I'm Muslim....and I'm pretty sure the majority of muslims will dismiss this as real...dude...it's blatently a bunch of crap...and that website is crap as well.
I thought you were Hindu. You said you came from a Hindu background.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=595667&highlight=#595667
:petting:
Nope :)
Busted !!!!!!!!!!!
he's told me this before, his family are hindu, he is not, big difference between background and present situation
How could he have only a Hindu background and he's moslem?? Where is the Islamic background?? Did he convert?
Ayura
05-14-2005, 12:05 PM
It's pretty obvious...
It's pretty obvious...
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=869598&highlight=#869598
I'm not Muslim btw, so you made quite a big mistake trying to put me down
moughoun
05-14-2005, 12:41 PM
ok, that's left me swinging in the wind, you either are or are not man :|
mountainbear
05-14-2005, 12:45 PM
Maybe he became Muslim between those two posts. :|
speckfire
05-14-2005, 12:52 PM
Maybe he became Muslim between those two posts. :|
He's not a moslem.. he's a Kafir hindu rofl rofl
CombatBoots
05-14-2005, 01:43 PM
There are many who like to provoke like that... It's like wearing a david hasselhoff shirt at a heavy metal concert. He ain't muslim, just an attention whore. rofl
usafbalad
05-14-2005, 02:43 PM
Here is a picture I took of a camel spider when I was in Iraq.
http://media.militaryphotos.net/photos/usaf-balad/ack
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