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Chuckie
05-12-2005, 09:31 PM
Microsoft has reduced the number of Blue Screens of Death in the upcoming version of Windows Codenamed "Longhorn"

They've added Red Screens of Death.. I wish this was a joke but it's true.



http://joi.ito.com/RedScreen.jpg

Here's the article:

http://joi.ito.com/archives/2005/05/07/bsod_upgrades_to_rsod_in_longhorn.html
DarkCypher
05-12-2005, 09:32 PM
rofl
Kap
05-12-2005, 09:34 PM
They can't even spell "execution" right
Wilco
05-12-2005, 09:37 PM
They can't even spell "execution" right

Early alpha ;)
Fee Fi Fo Fum
05-12-2005, 09:38 PM
Notice all the crappy pixels around the text, thats how you know its fake.
Haiw
05-12-2005, 09:41 PM
Notice all the crappy pixels around the text, thats how you know its fake.
No, that's how you know they used JPEG compression. :roll:
EasyC
05-12-2005, 09:42 PM
Haiw is correct and slightly fat around the thighs.
Fee Fi Fo Fum
05-12-2005, 09:43 PM
Notice all the crappy pixels around the text, thats how you know its fake.
No, that's how you know they used JPEG compression. :roll:

But when its around the text its usually the edited part. Just talking on experience here.
Howie Kaluha
05-12-2005, 09:44 PM
slightly fat around the thighs.

I knew it.
Haiw
05-12-2005, 09:46 PM
Prove it.
Violet Fashion by Mindy
05-12-2005, 09:47 PM
I have never had a blue screen since I have used XP
disabled1
05-12-2005, 09:49 PM
the blue screen of death is my friend we speak multiple times daily
DarkCypher
05-12-2005, 09:51 PM
the blue screen of death is my friend we speak multiple times daily

Did you ever wonder what the ME really meant? More Errors.
Chuckie
05-12-2005, 09:56 PM
Notice all the crappy pixels around the text, thats how you know its fake.
No, that's how you know they used JPEG compression. :roll:

You are correct, when you use very agressive compression, the areas where there is extreme color change (i.e. The areas where the white text meets the red background) gets fuzzy.
Brozozo
05-12-2005, 09:58 PM
I use ME but only get it extremely rarely now.
Kap
05-12-2005, 10:15 PM
I use ME but only get it extremely rarely now.


You damn virus. :bash:
Kap
05-12-2005, 10:17 PM
I have never had a blue screen since I have used XP


In XP, you don't get the bluescreen. Your PC just restarts on it's own then. You will only recieve a bluescreen unless if you have "restart after serious error" turned off. - Only a rare few instances there will be a bluescreen from having the auto restart turned on anyways. ;)
disabled1
05-12-2005, 10:20 PM
i really ****ing hate ME i want to get a new computer and get xp
Haiw
05-12-2005, 10:22 PM
Windows ME was so horrible I removed it and reinstalled Windows 98.
disabled1
05-12-2005, 10:30 PM
anybody know a site with great computer deals on it
EasyC
05-12-2005, 10:35 PM
anybody know a site with great computer deals on it

buy your PC customely, you'll get it better and cheaper.
Violet Fashion by Mindy
05-12-2005, 11:05 PM
I have never had a blue screen since I have used XP


In XP, you don't get the bluescreen. Your PC just restarts on it's own then. You will only recieve a bluescreen unless if you have "restart after serious error" turned off. - Only a rare few instances there will be a bluescreen from having the auto restart turned on anyways. ;)

Nope. Don't even get that.

Really i'm starting to think that some people cant set up a computer properly or download to much ****