I dare you not to laugh...

[Trigger]

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8190539%5E1702,00.html

It seems the 'Material Girl' herself has endorsed retired General Wesley Clark for President.

I know there's a really funny joke trying to claw it's way out of this one, but I haven't been able to stop laughing long enough to post it...
Me=> rofl

[USMarine3521]

rofl rofl :lol: :lol:

want he the guy who did a commercial with teens giving him the fist :lol:

[Upfrontreporting]

Weasly Clarke was the guy who was ready to shoot at the russians when they send their KFOR contingent and surprised everyone, as they took over Pristina airport right after the bombing campaign. Thereby affectively shutting down the use of the airport as a point of deployment for the rest of KFOR.

Remember the interview with UK General Mike Jackson, where he commented on that situation? he said something along the lines of "I'm not gonna start the WW3 for you"

[mocking_loudly_died]

Wes Clark, the choice for a "kaboom" generation.

:D

[hood]

"I'm Crazy for you!" said Madonna at a press conference today, endorsing Wesley Clark. Clark, a 4 "Lucky Star" General, "Opened His Heart" in response, saying to Madonna, this presidential candidate will "Live to Tell" what he can do for this nation, and that he will "Cherish" every minute of it. Clarke, once a Natoe(Dan Quayle spelling) commander, almost stepped over the "Borderline" when he was last on "Holiday" in "La Isla Bonita", aka Kosovo. But "Like a Prayer", his second in command stepped in to delay the order that almost got us "Into The Groove" for war.

woot

[ShotOver]

hahahahahaha, good one Hood.

Didnt he get the 4 starts for being "like a virgin" ?

[Miles Teg]

Sorry, just a french trying to make a general joke, I'm aiming nobody :

And the last Madonna song I've got in head : "I'm so stupid."

[Seoulstriker]

Sorry, just a french trying to make a general joke, I'm aiming nobody :

And the last Madonna song I've got in head : "I'm so stupid."


heheh. :lol: :lol:

[budanski]

http://my.core.com/~oldgrendel/clarkmadonna.jpg

Nice team, the Material Girl and the Immaterial Candidate.
Oh wait. We haven't heard from the Dixie Chicks yet.
;)

[marktigger]

and it wasn't even american troops he wanted to take on the russians it was the British army he wanted to attack the airport .

[Royal]

Weasly Clarke was the guy who was ready to shoot at the russians when they send their KFOR contingent and surprised everyone, as they took over Pristina airport right after the bombing campaign. Thereby affectively shutting down the use of the airport as a point of deployment for the rest of KFOR.

Remember the interview with UK General Mike Jackson, where he commented on that situation? he said something along the lines of "I'm not gonna start the WW3 for you"

The exact quote by the Prince of Darkness was "I'm not f**king starting WWIII for you"

[StarvingStudent47]

I still think Madonna's opinion should have more weight than Al Gore's ;)

[Trigger]

...on second thought, Clark might get a 'sympathy bounce' in the polls because of this.
If this trend continues will Al Sharpton be endorsed by Mike Tyson? rofl

[Zach R.]

...on second thought, Clark might get a 'sympathy bounce' in the polls because of this.
If this trend continues will Al Sharpton be endorsed by Mike Tyson? rofl

Wait wait wait! Ok, I've got one. How bout this: A whore for Gore.

Vote for Al Gore for president!


(Paid for by Christina Aguilera) rofl rofl