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Jack Mehoff
12-19-2003, 08:56 PM
Specifically, your first kiss with a human GIRL and not your mom/sister/cousin for you inbred ;)
Anyway, i exchanged my first saliva with another chick(the human kind) when i was 17 :D
California Joe
12-19-2003, 09:03 PM
Kathy Jill, I was 12 and she was 13. I thought my pants were going to explode.
bishop1
12-19-2003, 09:06 PM
Lol @ joe, but i was 17 too
bobdakilla
12-19-2003, 09:47 PM
wow im 15 and i thought i was the only guy who hasnt kissed a girl yet
ChuckThunder
12-19-2003, 09:51 PM
Specifically, your first kiss with a human GIRL and not your mom/sister/cousin for you inbred ;)
Anyway, i exchanged my first saliva with another chick(the human kind) when i was 17 :D
When I was 13, that was a great **** ing day. :D
Jack Mehoff
12-19-2003, 09:53 PM
wow im 15 and i thought i was the only guy who hasnt kissed a girl yet
Don't worry, i was a late boomer too.
NcDeuce
12-19-2003, 09:55 PM
Right before my 17th birthday
I was 14 years old and at a dance. Damn, that was over three years ago.
IronHeart_26
12-19-2003, 10:00 PM
.....and here I thought girls were the only ones who sat around talking about their first kiss :cantbeli:
NcDeuce
12-19-2003, 10:03 PM
I can see the first time you had *** thread coming...
California Joe
12-19-2003, 10:03 PM
It's cause you have those balls and all.
;)
*renting Crying Game*
Vance
12-19-2003, 10:09 PM
So wait, are we talking about 'exchanging saliva' (as Jack so eloquently put it) or are we talking about just a regular kiss...
NcDeuce
12-19-2003, 10:11 PM
Dammit man!
It's not a kiss unless you have some tongue hockey! p-)
Vance
12-19-2003, 10:13 PM
15, with Miss Rachel Riska. p-)
Jack Mehoff
12-19-2003, 10:14 PM
.....and here I thought girls were the only ones who sat around talking about their first kiss :cantbeli:
I rather talk about *** but Hood might not like it.
Vance
12-19-2003, 10:14 PM
I've never had ***. :(
Jack Mehoff
12-19-2003, 10:15 PM
I've never had ***. :(
sorry to hear that :(
Vance
12-19-2003, 10:18 PM
lol, I'm only 16, should I? ;)
California Joe
12-19-2003, 10:28 PM
You should be thinking about it 24/7 when you're not in the bathroom touching it like a spidermonkey in heat. I blame this forum. And rap music.
bishop1
12-19-2003, 10:34 PM
Yeah, its truly the greatest thing ever, youre virgin eyes cannot comprehend the beauty of it
usa320
12-19-2003, 10:38 PM
I agree.
Remember the thread a few pages back "3 Cheers For Head"?
My first kiss was i reckon 14 or 15 cant recall exactly.
*** is good. Not for the young uns though, ya know, just make sure you do it responsibly.
Seraphim
12-19-2003, 10:45 PM
You should be thinking about it 24/7 when you're not in the bathroom touching it like a spidermonkey in heat. I blame this forum. And rap music.
LoL touche
I honestly cant remember my first kiss, I think it might have been in grade 6 or earlier. I dont count any of that stuff that happened in elementary and jr high.
bishop1
12-19-2003, 10:47 PM
Actually USA you made me change my mind, getting head is the best thing ever, you dont have to work as hard, so that means *** is 2nd in the best thing ever list
Midav
12-19-2003, 10:48 PM
Can't remember the exact age-- 18 or 19. Yeah, was a late bloomer heh
Anyway, the kiss was with Sabine, also 18, at a club in Darmstadt, Germany.
As California Joe said and my exact sentiment, man, I thought my pants were going to explode :P
Operation Ivy
12-19-2003, 11:04 PM
13 :hug: at the movies
Salty Dog
12-19-2003, 11:27 PM
15 at a girls house, but she was a gross slut and i wanted to see what action was like, so i don't count it as my first hahaha.
EvanL
12-19-2003, 11:53 PM
11. I was an early bloomer.
USMarine3521
12-19-2003, 11:58 PM
15 at a girls house, but she was a gross slut and i wanted to see what action was like, so i don't count it as my first hahaha.
dude your such a hoe!
anyway my first action sequence was not too long ago at 17 and im still 17 :D
Midav
12-19-2003, 11:59 PM
heh welocme to the club
Salty Dog
12-20-2003, 12:03 AM
15 at a girls house, but she was a gross slut and i wanted to see what action was like, so i don't count it as my first hahaha.
dude your such a hoe!
anyway my first action sequence was not too long ago at 17 and im still 17 :D
shut up hollywood! :-*$
USMarine3521
12-20-2003, 12:07 AM
15 at a girls house, but she was a gross slut and i wanted to see what action was like, so i don't count it as my first hahaha.
dude your such a hoe!
anyway my first action sequence was not too long ago at 17 and im still 17 :D
shut up hollywood! :-*$
hoe! :-*$ :D
mcrd san diego rocks!!!!!
BOOO for parris island!!!
:D
Salty Dog
12-20-2003, 12:07 AM
15 at a girls house, but she was a gross slut and i wanted to see what action was like, so i don't count it as my first hahaha.
dude your such a hoe!
anyway my first action sequence was not too long ago at 17 and im still 17 :D
shut up hollywood! :-*$
hoe! :-*$ :D
mcrd san diego rocks!!!!!
BOOO for parris island!!!
:D
you're gay.
...........i win.
USMarine3521
12-20-2003, 12:09 AM
15 at a girls house, but she was a gross slut and i wanted to see what action was like, so i don't count it as my first hahaha.
dude your such a hoe!
anyway my first action sequence was not too long ago at 17 and im still 17 :D
shut up hollywood! :-*$
hoe! :-*$ :D
mcrd san diego rocks!!!!!
BOOO for parris island!!!
:D
you're gay.
...........i win.
no comment..........other than
parris island still sucks !!!
:fork: :-*$ :slap: :petting: :cantbeli:
FallenAngel
12-20-2003, 12:26 AM
Point A- since niether of you DEPs have been through EITHER Paris Is. or S.D.-- please shut up. If you want to continue...do it through PM.
Point B- to answer your question Jack, mine was right around the time I turned 16 with my first girlfriend Mary at my house. Actually...now that I think about it, she was my first everything. Oh well, we had a messy break up and I haven't seen her in a year and a half (and the sad thing is that she lives probably...2 miles away.).
8! I was a guinea pig for a 12 year old, I still see her parents every now and then, they're friends of my parents.
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 02:46 AM
You should be thinking about it 24/7 when you're not in the bathroom touching it like a spidermonkey in heat. I blame this forum. And rap music.
My god Joe... between Chicago and The Crying Game... I'm surprised you're not telling us about your first boy-boy kiss! ;)
I'm sorry if this disappoints any of you, but I can honestly say that I have never swapped saliva with another woman.
As far as my first kiss goes... that was with my future husband. We were at a make-out party in Connie Huffman's basement. (so not only was it my first kiss.... it lasted for around 3 hours) I was 15, and he was 14. We dated for 8 years and then got married. I know... such a sweet story... it makes you all sick doesn't it?
Jack Mehoff
12-20-2003, 03:03 AM
how old are you now farmbabe? You got to be at least 23, correct?
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 03:05 AM
how old are you now farmbabe? You got to be at least 23, correct?
I'm older than that Jack. I'm not sure I'm willing to divulge that information. I'd hate for you all to quit fantasizing about me. ;)
oh... and Jack.... "farmbabe" is a name I could live with..... :D You got some points for that....
Jack Mehoff
12-20-2003, 03:07 AM
30? :|
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 03:09 AM
30? :|
Why the :| ? Does that mean 30 is the point of no return?
Jack Mehoff
12-20-2003, 03:26 AM
30? :|
Why the :| ? Does that mean 30 is the point of no return?
sure, for a woman ;)
30 for men is a perfect age to find a younger wife :D
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 03:43 AM
30? :|
Why the :| ? Does that mean 30 is the point of no return?
sure, for a woman ;)
30 for men is a perfect age to find a younger wife :D
Oh you poor, poor boy. Thirty is the beginning for a woman. Ask the men who know on this forum, and they will tell you that girls are child's play.... women are where it's at. ;)
spectre5
12-20-2003, 03:51 AM
Hehehe my first kiss was at hmm 3th grade, and I was hmm 9 years of age, and it was a real kiss. :) .. Jack quit teasing farmgirl.
t.
Antti Korpela
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 03:54 AM
Hehehe my first kiss was at hmm 3th grade, and I was hmm 9 years of age, and it was a real kiss. :) .. Jack quit teasing farmgirl.
t.
Antti Korpela
:hug: you're too cute.....
spectre5
12-20-2003, 03:56 AM
:hug: christmas holidays began today, no working for 2 weeks, hooray! :)
FallenAngel
12-20-2003, 04:32 AM
:hug: christmas holidays began today, no working for 2 weeks, hooray! :)
And this pretains to getting action....how? ;)
Fargin
12-20-2003, 05:39 AM
I kissed my first non-relative at six, so never really understand what all the fuzz were all about, untill at 16 a 15 yo girl raped my mouth.
I also though my pants would get blown clean off.
Guttorm
12-20-2003, 08:35 AM
30? :|
Why the :| ? Does that mean 30 is the point of no return?
sure, for a woman ;)
30 for men is a perfect age to find a younger wife :D
Oh you poor, poor boy. Thirty is the beginning for a woman. Ask the men who know on this forum, and they will tell you that girls are child's play.... women are where it's at. ;)
I have to second that Farmgirl...
I've been with a fair share of girls/women... But the one that was the crazyest was 30... She was allover the place...
Oh, and my first kiss... I was 15. On a bench outsida a jewlers store...
I was 16, after the movies. She was my first grilfriend too and then she dumped me on christmas man I still hate her for that :)
mocking_loudly_died
12-20-2003, 09:33 AM
16 and I was drunk! - finger bang bang, finger bang bang....that's what happened next.
USMarine3521
12-20-2003, 09:55 AM
Point A- since niether of you DEPs have been through EITHER Paris Is. or S.D.-- please shut up. If you want to continue...do it through PM.
Point B- to answer your question Jack, mine was right around the time I turned 16 with my first girlfriend Mary at my house. Actually...now that I think about it, she was my first everything. Oh well, we had a messy break up and I haven't seen her in a year and a half (and the sad thing is that she lives probably...2 miles away.).
i know we're joking....we've been giving each other a hard time about it for a long time :D
Roger Rabbit
12-20-2003, 10:25 AM
i was first corrupted by the vile creatures called women when i was a wee lad of 16. Since then i have been drawn to them by their mystic powers and they now have total control over me.
I'm too nice....which basically means I have about as much chance to get a girl as a three-assed monkey... :|
Oh and Jack, you could have known farmgirl wasn't that young anymore...you sould really pay attention more often.
USMarine3521
12-20-2003, 10:29 AM
I was 16, after the movies. She was my first grilfriend too and then she dumped me on christmas man I still hate her for that :)
ouch ouch ouch ouch!
probably the worst christmas ever.
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 10:48 AM
I'm too nice....which basically means I have about as much chance to get a girl as a three-assed monkey... :|
Oh and Jack, you could have known farmgirl wasn't that young anymore...you sould really pay attention more often.
I'm still young.... just not 23! :)
age = experience
experience = good ;)
'Young' is a subjective definition, and it's always funny how old people still call themselves young... :) But anyway, 'old' is just a perspective thing; ie. to some of the old guys you're young while to us young guys you're..errm..well...ancient. Anyway, experience is good, but a known problem with getting older is that the human body does not preserve it's shape ;)
Vance
12-20-2003, 11:03 AM
I'm too nice....which basically means I have about as much chance to get a girl as a three-assed monkey... :|
Oh and Jack, you could have known farmgirl wasn't that young anymore...you sould really pay attention more often.
I'm still young.... just not 23! :)
age = experience
experience = good ;)
OK. 32.
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 11:13 AM
'Young' is a subjective definition, and it's always funny how old people still call themselves young... :) But anyway, 'old' is just a perspective thing; ie. to some of the old guys you're young while to us young guys you're..errm..well...ancient. Anyway, experience is good, but a known problem with getting older is that the human body does not preserve it's shape ;)
:cantbeli:
Well, since you don't know how old I am, it would be difficult for you to discern whether I am, in fact, old and calling myself young or young. :D I agree that age can be relative. I have an aunt that is 75. She still works full time and certainly doesn't seem more than about 50.
I'll agree that the body changes with time. However, in many cases, those changes are for the better. BOYS tend to like little girls with stick thin bodies. I, for the life of me, can't understand how men find women like that attractive. (for example Kate Moss) Real women have curves, and MEN tend to appreciate that fact. Let me clarify that by saying... I'm not talking about old women....(one reaches a certain age where there is nothing that can be done.... I'm far from that!!!) ;) I'm not talking about fat women... I'm not talking about women who (as midtown so eloquently put it) are "saggy as hell." I'm talking about women who are old enough to have experienced some life and who are still young. (I am one of those)
I realize that when one is 17(or around that age), anyone over 25 seems ancient, but you will realize when you get a little older that youth lasts longer than you think it does, and most get better with time.
Trust me on this.... it's just another one of those things I know. Any of you MEN that read this can feel free to chime in.... either to agree or disagree. I'd be interested to hear your views. :D
Hey don't worry, calling someone old doesn't mean you actually consider someone as old :). I was only joking a little, but I see you're old enough to feel bad about it ;)
Anyway, I'm all for curves, and Kate Moss is just fugly. My comment on 'age' was indeed meant at the 'certain age when nothing can be done anymore', and I was aware you still weren't that far gone.
Believe it or not, I'm not as stupid as I act... p-)
California Joe
12-20-2003, 11:20 AM
*chiming*
farmgirl is younger than me. ;)
I like curves. I like women with experience. Where do I sign up.
Guttorm
12-20-2003, 11:20 AM
Yeah... This 17 yr old girl has a chrush on me... And all I can do is to back away...
Too bad really, 'cause she's hot as hell...
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 11:22 AM
Yeah... This 17 yr old girl has a chrush on me... And all I can do is to back away...
Too bad really, 'cause she's hot as hell...
All you can do is back away? Are you too old for her?
I was 16, after the movies. She was my first grilfriend too and then she dumped me on christmas man I still hate her for that :)
ouch ouch ouch ouch!
probably the worst christmas ever.
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up :)
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 11:41 AM
Hey don't worry, calling someone old doesn't mean you actually consider someone as old :). I was only joking a little, but I see you're old enough to feel bad about it ;)
Anyway, I'm all for curves, and Kate Moss is just fugly. My comment on 'age' was indeed meant at the 'certain age when nothing can be done anymore', and I was aware you still weren't that far gone.
Believe it or not, I'm not as stupid as I act... p-)
oh Haiw... I don't think you're stupid, and I just felt the need to defend women in general. I don't feel badly about my age. In fact, I look the best right now that I have ever looked in my life. Granted.... I'd like to stay the age I am right now forever, but we all know that isn't possible.
I don't look forward to that age when I'll be "too far gone to help." In the meantime, I'll just enjoy being a woman. ;)
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 11:50 AM
*chiming*
farmgirl is younger than me. ;)
I like curves. I like women with experience. Where do I sign up.
aw Joe... you're always there with the right answers aren't you? :hug:
Let me qualify that experience remark.... I meant that as life experience. We ARE talking about the same thing.... right? :D
Hey don't worry, calling someone old doesn't mean you actually consider someone as old :). I was only joking a little, but I see you're old enough to feel bad about it ;)
Anyway, I'm all for curves, and Kate Moss is just fugly. My comment on 'age' was indeed meant at the 'certain age when nothing can be done anymore', and I was aware you still weren't that far gone.
Believe it or not, I'm not as stupid as I act... p-)
oh Haiw... I don't think you're stupid, and I just felt the need to defend women in general. I don't feel badly about my age. In fact, I look the best right now that I have ever looked in my life. Granted.... I'd like to stay the age I am right now forever, but we all know that isn't possible.
I don't look forward to that age when I'll be "too far gone to help." In the meantime, I'll just enjoy being a woman. ;)
Isn't it supposed to be 'feeling bad' instead of 'feeling badly'? ;) Anyway, I gotta agree that to a certain extend women can become more beautifull between their 20-35/40, but this is kind of a moot point. Anyway, as some poet no doubt ever said 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder' ie. it is the love for a person that makes the person so beautifull in the eyes of the lover...
Smintjes
12-20-2003, 12:13 PM
14, in the Italian Dolomites on a summer camp. Beautiful blonde girl, but turned out to be a bitch :D
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 12:20 PM
Hey don't worry, calling someone old doesn't mean you actually consider someone as old :). I was only joking a little, but I see you're old enough to feel bad about it ;)
Anyway, I'm all for curves, and Kate Moss is just fugly. My comment on 'age' was indeed meant at the 'certain age when nothing can be done anymore', and I was aware you still weren't that far gone.
Believe it or not, I'm not as stupid as I act... p-)
oh Haiw... I don't think you're stupid, and I just felt the need to defend women in general. I don't feel badly about my age. In fact, I look the best right now that I have ever looked in my life. Granted.... I'd like to stay the age I am right now forever, but we all know that isn't possible.
I don't look forward to that age when I'll be "too far gone to help." In the meantime, I'll just enjoy being a woman. ;)
Isn't it supposed to be 'feeling bad' instead of 'feeling badly'? ;) Anyway, I gotta agree that to a certain extend women can become more beautifull between their 20-35/40, but this is kind of a moot point. Anyway, as some poet no doubt ever said 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder' ie. it is the love for a person that makes the person so beautifull in the eyes of the lover...
No... it's not supposed to be feel bad. Bad is an adjective. Badly is an adverb. Adverbs modify verbs. (how, where, when, condition, reason... these questions are answered when you use an adverb)
How do you feel? You feel badly. (not bad)
How are you? You are well. (not good)
Did you forget that I'm an English teacher??? :D
I knew you were an English teacher that was just the reason why I wanted to pick on your spelling ;)
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 12:39 PM
I knew you were an English teacher that was just the reason why I wanted to pick on your spelling ;)
I'm fairly careful about my spelling and grammar. However, I do make mistakes sometimes. Keep looking and eventually you'll catch me. ;)
carpandean
12-20-2003, 12:57 PM
My first kiss was when I was 4. :D I was at my parents' friend's house, following their daughter, also 4, up the stairs, when she turned around and kissed me. I had to wait 12 more years for the next one. :( That one was in Italy, though, so it was pretty cool.
ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
12-20-2003, 01:22 PM
Ya I guess I'm a man-slut then, I got my first kiss when I was 10. I've had many-a-girlfriends since, some good some bad. Its good to be picky though :P
TRACER_BULLET
12-20-2003, 06:13 PM
Specifically, your first kiss with a human GIRL and not your mom/sister/cousin for you inbred ;)
Anyway, i exchanged my first saliva with another chick(the human kind) when i was 17 :D
16, school type trip to europe...
I rather talk about *** but Hood might not like it.
well i guess i'll get this one out of the way as well p-)
16, school type trip to europe :D
You guys visited the red light district in Amsterdam? :lol:
Guttorm
12-20-2003, 10:32 PM
Yeah... This 17 yr old girl has a chrush on me... And all I can do is to back away...
Too bad really, 'cause she's hot as hell...
All you can do is back away? Are you too old for her?
Arrr... Well, I'm 22. :)
And I wouldn't want to corrupt her little mind... :)
Ratamacue
12-20-2003, 10:33 PM
Wait a year and it's cool. ;)
farmgirl
12-20-2003, 11:18 PM
Yeah... This 17 yr old girl has a chrush on me... And all I can do is to back away...
Too bad really, 'cause she's hot as hell...
All you can do is back away? Are you too old for her?
Arrr... Well, I'm 22. :)
And I wouldn't want to corrupt her little mind... :)
yep... better wait till she's 18. :)
Who gives a rats ass about 'legal'...I mean, just from a 'social' viewpoint, a 22-year old with a 17-year old is just...not great. Too bad it's almost becoming standard these days... :|
Hav218
12-21-2003, 12:20 AM
I was 13, at a party. Earlier that day I had just asked a girl out that i liked at a party, and later that day i went to another party, got buzzed, and made out with a couple girls. she found out........it goes by really quickly, but its fun! except for that stupid water-proof/nuke-proof lipgloss that u cant ever get off!
NcDeuce
12-21-2003, 01:27 AM
16 will get ya 20. All I have to say about that, besides there are plenty of hot 18-25 year olds. Just drive past a sorority house and invite them to your frat house :lol:
NcDeuce
12-21-2003, 01:28 AM
I was 16, after the movies. She was my first grilfriend too and then she dumped me on christmas man I still hate her for that :)
ouch ouch ouch ouch!
probably the worst christmas ever.
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up :)
Fook her
I was 16, after the movies. She was my first grilfriend too and then she dumped me on christmas man I still hate her for that :)
ouch ouch ouch ouch!
probably the worst christmas ever.
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up :)
Fook her
I made her live miserable for the rest of the schoolyear :p man did he regret starting with me, hahahaha :D [/i]
FallenAngel
12-21-2003, 03:31 AM
Yeah... This 17 yr old girl has a chrush on me... And all I can do is to back away...
Too bad really, 'cause she's hot as hell...
All you can do is back away? Are you too old for her?
Arrr... Well, I'm 22. :)
And I wouldn't want to corrupt her little mind... :)
Ya know...in Europe I'm told, the age of consent is like 13-14 ;)
StarvingStudent47
12-21-2003, 04:03 AM
You should be thinking about it 24/7 when you're not in the bathroom touching it like a spidermonkey in heat. I blame this forum. And rap music.
California Joe,
Have I ever told you that you're my hero and a role model to the next generation? :D :D :D
FallenAngel
12-21-2003, 04:06 AM
Anyway, i exchanged my first saliva with another chick(the human kind) when i was 17 :D
16, school type trip to europe...
I rather talk about *** but Hood might not like it.
well i guess i'll get this one out of the way as well p-)
16, school type trip to europe :D
Really? Same girl?
BTW- which European country were you in at the time? ;)
StarvingStudent47
12-21-2003, 04:07 AM
Who gives a rats ass about 'legal'...I mean, just from a 'social' viewpoint, a 22-year old with a 17-year old is just...not great. Too bad it's almost becoming standard these days... :|
I care. Mind you, I'm not perfect, I made out with a 17-year-old when I was 21, but I deeply regret it. Admittedly, hooking up with a 17-year-old isn't as obviously reprehensible as hooking up with a 13-year-old, bust still, it's a line better not crossed.
EDIT--I meant 'but still' but that's such an awesome Freudian slip I'm going to leave it :D
Guttorm
12-21-2003, 04:35 AM
Who gives a rats ass about 'legal'...I mean, just from a 'social' viewpoint, a 22-year old with a 17-year old is just...not great. Too bad it's almost becoming standard these days... :|
My point exactly.
Oh, and she IS legal according to Norwegian law. :D 16 is legal here.
But what I see more and more of is older woman with young guys.
explain that farmgirl :)
FallenAngel
12-21-2003, 05:12 AM
I made out with a 17-year-old when I was 21, but I deeply regret it.
What? Was she a bad kisser? Was she a slut? If she was 21 and you were 25, would it be such a big deal?
StarvingStudent47
12-21-2003, 05:27 AM
What? Was she a bad kisser?
Oh hell no, great kisser, great body, etc.
Was she a slut?
No, not particularly.
If she was 21 and you were 25, would it be such a big deal?
No, not at all. It's just that the whole 17 thing is a legal grey area, and I felt dirty about it afterwards for reasons I can't totally explain. Not to mention she was the younger sister of a friend of mine, and I cought major flak from the older sister ;)
FallenAngel
12-21-2003, 06:03 AM
Not to mention she was the younger sister of a friend of mine, and I cought major flak from the older sister ;)
Well, ****, no wonder. :cantbeli:
i was first corrupted by the vile creatures called women when i was a wee lad of 16. Since then i have been drawn to them by their mystic powers and they now have total control over me.
That matched your avatar perfectly.
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/images/avatars/425979543fe24eaa1184c.jpg
Armour recon
12-21-2003, 09:19 AM
Maybe 10. Don't remember. I had crush for a girl that time. Spent many nights at her parents house...BUT NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!!!! woot
farmgirl
12-21-2003, 10:21 AM
Who gives a rats ass about 'legal'...I mean, just from a 'social' viewpoint, a 22-year old with a 17-year old is just...not great. Too bad it's almost becoming standard these days... :|
My point exactly.
Oh, and she IS legal according to Norwegian law. :D 16 is legal here.
But what I see more and more of is older woman with young guys.
explain that farmgirl :)
You're right. It's not so much the age difference as the difference in maturity levels. The older one gets, the less difference (in an ideal world) there is between people of other ages.
A 17 year old dating a 22 year old is far different than a 22 year old dating a 27 year old.
As for the older women/younger men thing... I can certainly understand why a younger man would want to date an older woman. ;) Older women have life experience, more confidence, play fewer games (one would hope) and are more sure about what they want out of life and how to get it than are younger women. There might be a few more superficial reasons, but those are some "real" reasons that might happen. (There is an old country song by Ronnie McDowell called "Older Women." You should try to listen to that sometime) :D
I'm not sure about it from a women's perspective. I honestly can't see dating someone more than around 5 years younger than myself. I think I would just have a problem with it in my own mind.
FG
farmgirl
12-21-2003, 10:22 AM
You should be thinking about it 24/7 when you're not in the bathroom touching it like a spidermonkey in heat. I blame this forum. And rap music.
California Joe,
Have I ever told you that you're my hero and a role model to the next generation? :D :D :D
:cantbeli: God help us!!!!!!!! ;)
NcDeuce
12-21-2003, 10:29 AM
16 will get ya 20.
Older women have life experience, more confidence, play fewer games (one would hope) and are more sure about what they want out of life and how to get it then are younger women.
Then are younger women? I knew I'd find a mistake somewhere... :lol:
And yup you're right, 17-22 is a bigger difference than 22-27
Saranof
12-21-2003, 11:54 AM
when I was 16, and it was f***in horrible :(
Guttorm
12-21-2003, 12:12 PM
I'm not sure about it from a women's perspective. I honestly can't see dating someone more than around 5 years younger than myself. I think I would just have a problem with it in my own mind.
FG
I was actually sort of in a relationship with a woman that was 30, when I was 21. She was seperated.
But I'm told that I seem older then 22... Most people guess think I'm closer to 28
when I was 16, and it was f***in horrible :(
Try women next time :)
Salty Dog
12-21-2003, 01:43 PM
wow...these are the life lessons from militaryphotos.net that i will carry with me always.........until tomorrow. p-)
StarvingStudent47
12-21-2003, 02:33 PM
As for the older women/younger men thing... I can certainly understand why a younger man would want to date an older woman. ;) Older women have life experience, more confidence, play fewer games (one would hope) and are more sure about what they want out of life and how to get it then are younger women. There might be a few more superficial reasons, but those are some "real" reasons that might happen. (There is an old country song by Ronnie McDowell called "Older Women." You should try to listen to that sometime)
There's also this old rock song by Van Halen called "Hot for Teacher." You should try to listen to that sometime :D :D :D
California Joe
12-21-2003, 02:58 PM
Older women are better in bed too. Well not older than me, older than you guys. Women older than me have to be careful they don't break their hips or something. ;)
And guys the age of you have the danger of getting a mild stroke...
California Joe
12-21-2003, 03:15 PM
And guys the age of you have the danger of getting a mild stroke...
This is true.
farmgirl
12-21-2003, 04:47 PM
Older women have life experience, more confidence, play fewer games (one would hope) and are more sure about what they want out of life and how to get it than are younger women.
Then are younger women? I knew I'd find a mistake somewhere... :lol:
And yup you're right, 17-22 is a bigger difference than 22-27
I'm sorry to tell you that you didn't find a mistake Haiw.
The sentence is correct as written.
"Older women have life experience, more confidence, play fewer games and are more sure about what they want out of life and how to get it then are younger women." (It doesn't sound correct to you, because most people would have written "than younger women are" which is actually grammatically incorrect)
Thanks for playing..... try again..... ;)
I did notice a mistake I made the first time.... I should have written "than" not "then" are younger women.
edit: perhaps that WAS the mistake you were referring to.... and if that is the case... yep you got me. Do you want me to start checking all of your posts for errors?? I bet I'll win. ;)
California Joe
12-21-2003, 04:53 PM
Dude, she's a BTDT English Teacher. Do not question her AUTHORITAH!
farmgirl
12-21-2003, 04:55 PM
As for the older women/younger men thing... I can certainly understand why a younger man would want to date an older woman. ;) Older women have life experience, more confidence, play fewer games (one would hope) and are more sure about what they want out of life and how to get it then are younger women. There might be a few more superficial reasons, but those are some "real" reasons that might happen. (There is an old country song by Ronnie McDowell called "Older Women." You should try to listen to that sometime)
There's also this old rock song by Van Halen called "Hot for Teacher." You should try to listen to that sometime :D :D :D
I know the song well. I like Van Halen. :D
farmgirl
12-21-2003, 05:00 PM
Dude, she's a BTDT English Teacher. Do not question her AUTHORITAH!
Joe... you crack me up. :D
Hey quit pissing on us wannabee english teacher airsofters! What's wrong with wearing 'english teacher' patches anyway... :roll:
farmgirl
12-21-2003, 05:37 PM
Hey quit pissing on us wannabee english teacher airsofters! What's wrong with wearing 'english teacher' patches anyway... :roll:
rofl
Armour recon
12-21-2003, 05:51 PM
when I was 16, and it was f***in horrible :(
Try women next time :)
That's good!!! rofl rofl
Saranof
12-21-2003, 06:17 PM
when I was 16, and it was f***in horrible :(
Try women next time :)
Ok, I'll give you that one...I did leave the field open for 03 oclock jokes ;)
TRACER_BULLET
12-21-2003, 09:14 PM
You guys visited the red light district in Amsterdam? :lol:
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
LOL the girl was a student on the trip as well, if my memory hasn't failed me she was a year younger :P
nah unfortunaly i haven't been to Amsterdam yet ... but we didnt make an unoffical trip to the Frankfurt red light district ..... i wasnt quite the same after wards p-)
Jack Mehoff
12-21-2003, 09:30 PM
I have a feeling that a "first blow job" thread is on the making
garyfanclub
12-21-2003, 10:28 PM
First kiss was at 15. Currently 16.
HappyCat
12-21-2003, 11:32 PM
16, curently 17
FallenAngel
12-21-2003, 11:47 PM
I have a feeling that a "first blow job" thread is on the making
You better start it now cause you know SeoulStriker and ***** topics. He'll be on that faster than...well, I am not sure how fast really. But it'd be quick.
Jack Mehoff
12-22-2003, 12:11 AM
I wanted to have *** with one of my high school teacher when i was young. I think having *** with your teacher is every guys fantasy
James
12-22-2003, 12:19 AM
30? :|
Why the :| ? Does that mean 30 is the point of no return?
sure, for a woman ;)
30 for men is a perfect age to find a younger wife :D
I am 30. I've never kissed a girl, nor have I experienced intercourse. I am saving myself for the right woman.
rofl rofl rofl rofl
Yeah... My first good kiss was at age 15. ;)
ArmedPacifist
12-22-2003, 12:21 AM
16
she was a very attractive Russian girl.....tasted like strawberries.
From that day forward I found the same line from Goldeneye to be extremely humourous.
Hav218
12-22-2003, 12:39 AM
I wanted to have *** with one of my high school teacher when i was young. I think having *** with your teacher is every guys fantasy
One of my Jr. High teachers, major babe. Couldn't stop thinkin of her. She was like, 22, and had the best rack I've ever seen. She wore purple victorias secret thongs (Bent over a lot) Ah...I miss her. :(
usa320
12-22-2003, 12:54 AM
Beautiful blonde girl, but turned out to be a bitch
WHoever said that, AMEN...
Ive been through like 3 girls in the past year and a half- always nice and pretty at first...then they take my money, eat my food, ruin my car, and then throw a **** fit and leave.
Thankfully im settled with one nice lady now for a while.
Ratamacue
12-22-2003, 12:56 AM
Just wait until she takes all your money, eats all your food, ruins your car, and throws a **** fit before leaving.
ArmedPacifist
12-22-2003, 01:00 AM
Just wait until she takes all your money, eats all your food, ruins your car, and throws a **** fit before leaving.
Beat me too it.
farmgirl
12-22-2003, 01:05 AM
Just wait until she takes all your money, eats all your food, ruins your car, and throws a **** fit before leaving.
Beat me too it.
You guys are bad!!! p-)
Don't listen to them... I'm sure this one is a keeper! :)
(but I'd hide my wallet, stay away from the grocery store, lock the car, and get some earplugs anyway) :hug:
Beautiful blonde girl, but turned out to be a bitch
WHoever said that, AMEN...
Ive been through like 3 girls in the past year and a half- always nice and pretty at first...then they take my money, eat my food, ruin my car, and then throw a **** fit and leave.
Thankfully im settled with one nice lady now for a while.
Just do em all in the but !
garyfanclub
12-22-2003, 10:36 AM
This isn't the threat where you describe how your family reproduces, Kriz.
citizen-k
12-22-2003, 02:46 PM
13, a girl from my class, had *** with her 13 years after that kiss.
(will see her in two days - she is invited to my wedding)
specialairservice
02-08-2004, 06:44 PM
I had my first proper kiss today!
:D woot :D woot :D
There should be a rule against digging up two and a half months old threads... :roll:
memphiz
02-08-2004, 11:47 PM
Jack's wife :P
Jack Mehoff
02-08-2004, 11:54 PM
Jack's wife :P
Notice that big knife in my sig?
http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam2/user_related/stfu/images/0398.jpg
memphiz
02-09-2004, 12:10 AM
Jack's wife :P
Notice that big knife in my sig?
http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam2/user_related/stfu/images/0398.jpg
oh yeh well.....i have a plastic fork and i can jab it pretty hard ;) and im Canadian so i got them Canadian skills...like um.... :roll: .....
crap im dead :|
Ratamacue
02-09-2004, 12:12 AM
Jack's wife :P
Notice that big knife in my sig?
Notice that your sig also says "I'm really a nice guy"?
Marxist203
02-09-2004, 12:51 AM
wow im 15 and i thought i was the only guy who hasnt kissed a girl yet
Don't worry, i was a late boomer too.
First time...I was 17, man. You'll understand, that when it rains, it pours. When you get into things with chicks...you'll find that chicks are not really so difficult to get your hands on. All you need is wit and at least some good looks and bam! you're in!
wow im 15 and i thought i was the only guy who hasnt kissed a girl yet
Don't worry, i was a late boomer too.
First time...I was 17, man. You'll understand, that when it rains, it pours. When you get into things with chicks...you'll find that chicks are not really so difficult to get your hands on. All you need is wit and at least some good looks and bam! you're in!
Yea some girls are really "easy". I've been to two parties last week and kissed/... 5 different chicks. Of only two I know the names :)
Sometimes it can be nice being single, very nice :)
JunglistSoldier
02-09-2004, 07:38 AM
First kiss @ 17. All the cool guys lost their virginity at 14-15, I do not however envy them.. I did then, not now. Had *** a week after my first kiss with the same girl. We were together for two years before the slut cheated on me, said she wanted some time to think, had *** with two guys while "thinking", then threw a giant ****storm about how it probably was my fault that she cheated on me. That was many moons ago and I have sience then explained a few facts of life to her that seemed to get thru.
Women are vicious predators and you need to be very very careful when dealing with them.
@Jack - Did you wife leave you?
Seoulstriker
02-09-2004, 08:24 AM
i have never been kissed. i'm 19. p-)
Herrmannek
02-09-2004, 08:31 AM
i have never been kissed. i'm 19. p-)
two days ago you were 18 p-)
Seoulstriker
02-09-2004, 08:37 AM
i have never been kissed. i'm 19. p-)
two days ago you were 18 p-)
i realized my birthday is a month away. p-)
it also makes my story all the more tragic. ;)
Fargin
02-09-2004, 01:12 PM
I was 21
she was 49
but she was a younglooking prosititude.
Seoulstriker
02-09-2004, 01:13 PM
I was 21
she was 49
but she was a younglooking prosititude.
rofl rofl rofl
Kenshin
02-09-2004, 02:22 PM
13.. with my bro's 17yo baby sitter..
after that she gently touched my nuts and whispered.. "Double up in size kid.. see me after 4yrs "
Seoulstriker
02-09-2004, 03:10 PM
13.. with my bro's 17yo baby sitter..
after that she gently touched my nuts and whispered.. "Double up in size kid.. see me after 4yrs "
you had her too???
the week after she said to me, we f***ed hardcore! rofl
Kenshin
02-09-2004, 03:25 PM
13.. with my bro's 17yo baby sitter..
after that she gently touched my nuts and whispered.. "Double up in size kid.. see me after 4yrs "
you had her too???
the week after she said to me, we f***ed hardcore! rofl
Nah.. lost interest.. I've found better and grown 3x instead..
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