Protect her Privates

[Legion]

protect her privates
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What is the world coming to? :cantbeli:

[memphiz]

*Knock knock*

"Uhm hello dad.."

"Hi honey, I bought you a new pair of panties"
*hands over underwear*

[confused tone] "Uh...o...k...thanks..dad?" [/confused tone]

[ShotOver]

*Knock knock*

"Uhm hello dad.."

"Hi honey, I bought you a new pair of panties"
*hands over underwear*

[confused tone] "Uh...o...k...thanks..dad?" [/confused tone]

Hahaha.
It could work... In theory ofcourse.

[elguapo]

*Knock knock*

"Uhm hello dad.."

"Hi honey, I bought you a new pair of panties"
*hands over underwear*

[confused tone] "Uh...o...k...thanks..dad?" [/confused tone]

Hahaha.
It could work... In theory ofcourse.

if u buy seven and "accidentally" burn her painties drawer

[Kap]

Does privacy even exist anymore? :roll:

[Silverdragon]

Does privacy even exist anymore? :roll:

1984 dude :|

[abncougar]

wow, what will they think of next?? p-)

[PhillyMobster]

Please tell me that this is just a practicle joke...

[b33f]

wow, what will they think of next?? p-)

Maybe a fully automatic pocket-CIWS to protect "what matters most" ?
They should'nt forget to include a friend-or-foe designation/detection function.

Firing 1mm tungsten dart rounds...


rofl

[Kap]

wow, what will they think of next?? p-)

Maybe a fully automatic pocket-CIWS to protect "what matters most" ?
They should'nt forget to include a friend-or-foe designation/detection function.

Firing 1mm tungsten dart rounds...


rofl


Into the face? :lol:

[Roger Rabbit]

What happened to trust?

[1Cie GevGn]

What happened to trust?

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2002/2002-05-31-bana.jpg

"Once that first condom wrapper is found in the trash by your parents, trust and all that **** goes right out the window......and they don't understand......"

[Midtown]

just stalk her already.

[dacanadianbomb]

Yeah what happened to the god old " Hunt the guy whos banging my daughter with a shotgun ".
At least you needed some search skillz then.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

They need to take it one step farther and work a camera into it. Maybe they could sell IUDs or something with a secret camera in it, so you could actually see the head of the offending **** as it repeatdly rams up there. Then you could capture the video and replay it for your wife- "Who's head is that, you whore dirty, dirty whore?!! Is..is...is that a beer bottle? Please God tell me that isn't two complete hands!"








OK, I'll stop. :lol:

[BadKarma26]

*Knock knock*

"Uhm hello dad.."

"Hi honey, I bought you a new pair of panties"
*hands over underwear*

[confused tone] "Uh...o...k...thanks..dad?" [/confused tone]


HAHAHAHA

[Aerosoul]

What happened to trust?

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2002/2002-05-31-bana.jpg

"Once that first condom wrapper is found in the trash by your parents, trust and all that **** goes right out the window......and they don't understand......"

rofl rofl rofl

[abncougar]

What happened to trust?

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2002/2002-05-31-bana.jpg

"Once that first condom wrapper is found in the trash by your parents, trust and all that **** goes right out the window......and they don't understand......"


oh ****...... rofl rofl rofl

[abncougar]

wow, what will they think of next?? p-)

Maybe a fully automatic pocket-CIWS to protect "what matters most" ?
They should'nt forget to include a friend-or-foe designation/detection function.

Firing 1mm tungsten dart rounds...


rofl


Into the face? :lol:


well done, they will think of that next. rofl rofl p-)

[sucker4gurls]

WTF?!?!?!

wow, I hate how stupid parents are now a days
you cannot protect youre kids from everything
the only way to even come close to that is to raise them right....damnit

[Bia]

Please tell me that this is just a practicle joke...

Yes..it has to be.
Read the Testimonials....they are absurd!

:)

[bloddyaxe]

© 2005 Panchira Corp. 27th Floor, Tokyo Kotsu Kaikan Building 2-24-5 Yurakucjo, Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo ...


Nippon,... that explains everything... p-)


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バンザイ

[CG51]

Does privacy even exist anymore? :roll:

1984 dude :|

you got that right...

[The Chap]

BANNNNNZAIIIIIII!


loved that programme. Rumour has it there was a australian version in which harold from neighbours went round dressed as a tudor playing knock door run.

[Erik_MAA]

This is obviously a joke. Read the website of the parent domain:

http://contagiousmedia.org/

[MaDuce]

This works better
http://www.etc.se/radikala/files/49200-49299/file_49292.jpg

[Raistlin]

OUCH.

[b33f]

This works better
http://www.etc.se/radikala/files/49200-49299/file_49292.jpg

But that doesn't work against multiple attackers, does it? And there is no friend/foe detection!?!

My pocket-CIWS is an all-"apertures" all-weather day/night solution with deep "internal" magazine and high ROF !

rofl

[Thor]

Oh man.. That thing is evil.

You better aim for #2 then.

[b33f]

Oh man.. That thing is evil.

You better aim for #2 then.

Or use s.t. similar to the "dual-warhead"-concept in modern ATM/ATGMs
Damn i'm tired. :lol: