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Salty Dog
12-22-2003, 10:41 PM
i have to say that i am 95% sure i won't

ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
12-22-2003, 10:49 PM
No harsh sluts for me

Salty Dog
12-22-2003, 10:52 PM
i'm waiting for the people that have employed hookers before to tell us some stories! rofl rofl rofl

Jack Mehoff
12-22-2003, 11:00 PM
I think marriage is a form of legal prostitution. So yeah, i'm a gigolo

NcDeuce
12-22-2003, 11:50 PM
:cantbeli:

maw
12-23-2003, 12:20 AM
no baggage, no commitment. what's not to like.

budanski
12-23-2003, 12:38 AM
I had some friends who supplied korean chics for brothels here in Houston and in the West Coast. One was actually showcased of the FBI's Most Wanted on the national news and is now serving time. He still owes me 500 bucks from a game of pool my wife (girlfriend at the time) hustled him out of.

ArmedPacifist
12-23-2003, 02:25 AM
I'd have to say no.

There's something about having to pay for *** that is morally degrading.

Midtown
12-23-2003, 02:34 AM
I can get ass without paying for it anyday. Its called liquor. Works way better.

Jack Mehoff
12-23-2003, 02:38 AM
I can get ass without paying for it anyday. Its called liquor. Works way better.

or two words "I do"

Kriz
12-23-2003, 02:57 AM
Maybe if I'm older and end up without a girlfriend for a really long time, problems for later :)

Fargin
12-23-2003, 05:26 AM
I tell myself buying drinks, flowers and other **** isn't the same as slipping a working girl a five dollar note.

But we all know better: If you want to play you goto pay. p-)

Brandon
12-23-2003, 08:21 AM
Not a huge fan of the hookers. So, probably not.

btw, nice sig ArmedPacifist... :cantbeli:

Armour recon
12-23-2003, 10:04 AM
C'mon guys... don't you just love when they say in bad english "Yes yes after you!"

Saranof
12-23-2003, 11:28 AM
C'mon guys... don't you just love when they say in bad english "Yes yes after you!"

Don't you mean "Sucky sucky five dollah!"?

Midtown
12-23-2003, 12:13 PM
I can get ass without paying for it anyday. Its called liquor. Works way better.

or two words "I do"

Im not allowed to get married, that leads to children, and my friends have all VETO'd me ever having kids. I agree tho, any more of me running around would be a bitch, and I hate competition.

Jack Mehoff
12-23-2003, 12:14 PM
C'mon guys... don't you just love when they say in bad english "Yes yes after you!"

Don't you mean "Sucky sucky five dollah!"?

No, it's "bu cu for 10 dollars"

Armour recon
12-23-2003, 12:28 PM
C'mon guys... don't you just love when they say in bad english "Yes yes after you!"

Don't you mean "Sucky sucky five dollah!"?


maybe in Vietnam?

NcDeuce
12-23-2003, 01:01 PM
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/2-47.jpg
"Hey big boy"


rofl

papasmerf
12-23-2003, 01:39 PM
I'd hit if the girl is banging

garyfanclub
12-23-2003, 02:12 PM
I only like clean, uncrusty, not-hanging-out-of-pants ******.

ArmedPacifist
12-23-2003, 02:32 PM
btw, nice sig ArmedPacifist... :cantbeli:

Why thank you. :hug:

California Joe
12-23-2003, 03:28 PM
No. I don't have time. I'm on here posting.

Saranof
12-23-2003, 05:46 PM
C'mon guys... don't you just love when they say in bad english "Yes yes after you!"

Don't you mean "Sucky sucky five dollah!"?


maybe in Vietnam?


where did you think we got them from?

Operation Ivy
12-23-2003, 09:34 PM
I only like clean, uncrusty, not-hanging-out-of-pants ******.

rofl Agreed

usa320
12-23-2003, 10:16 PM
Nope. Got a great and pretty girlfriend already...

Can get everything i need for free.

Seraphim
12-24-2003, 06:59 AM
Haha, one of my friends went to Thailand and he had *** with a hooker and didnt pay and ran away. Eventually all the teacher staff found out...he got made fun of all year.

budanski
12-24-2003, 12:21 PM
Beside the transvestites, Thailand is a beautiful country.

disabled1
07-30-2005, 12:14 PM
thailand looks cool

Falco
07-30-2005, 12:21 PM
hum, a 2 year old thread

Zarathustra
07-30-2005, 12:21 PM
why are you reviving all these old threads ?

disabled1
07-30-2005, 12:23 PM
it goes way way back, it really has no reason i just wanted to see if people noticed

mudbunny
07-30-2005, 12:37 PM
"Hey big boy"

o...........my...............god

Sayeret
07-30-2005, 02:26 PM
Nope, I wouldn't ever want to have *** with someone who themselves had *** with several other guys, even if the guys were wearing condoms to stop STDs. Just seems like a gross idea.

disabled1
07-30-2005, 02:39 PM
i have no respect for hookers or pimps. if they dont have respect for their women and the women have respect for themselves then **** em

Fintin
07-30-2005, 02:42 PM
i have no respect for hookers or pimps. if they dont have respect for their women and the women have respect for themselves then f*** em



i think thats the point.....

disabled1
07-30-2005, 02:43 PM
irony

el borracho
07-30-2005, 03:51 PM
Hehe, well, there was this one trip to Nogales, Mexico. All the dancers and waitresses were all over me and my buddy, probably cause in their eyes two white guys= $$$$$$. I'm not gonna count them as hookers, we just bought them some drinks and didn't get charged later.

woot

...and I don't mean charged for the drinks...

disabled1
07-30-2005, 03:52 PM
i dont go to bars, most of those women get ran through more than a tunnel

el borracho
07-30-2005, 04:07 PM
True, but I'm a decent judge at quality. I wouldn't drop my standards just cause someone might be easy.

disabled1
07-30-2005, 04:08 PM
i always have set my standards high, i want to date for awhile before i have *** with somebody. my wife and i dated 3 years before having ***. shes the only partner i ever had....wonder why

Hawkeye
07-30-2005, 04:12 PM
i always have set my standards high, i want to date for awhile before i have *** with somebody. my wife and i dated 3 years before having ***. shes the only partner i ever had....wonder why

she's a nutjob?

Benny
07-30-2005, 04:28 PM
Which are the most popular hookers?

Eastern Europe (Czech Republic and Baltic countries) and Brazilians around here (some friends of mine told me, I wouldn't know nothing about that personally).

No ofense meant to anyone from those nationalities, please - we also have our own hookers ;) .

Benny

sucker4gurls
07-30-2005, 05:25 PM
well, highschool is a world of very cheap love....(we're talkin about $0-$0) if you know the right people, so i probably wouldn't buy a hooker...

disabled1
07-30-2005, 05:26 PM
high school was the ultimate easy *** palace. it was much to easy back then

sucker4gurls
07-30-2005, 05:36 PM
high school was the ultimate easy *** palace. it was much to easy back then

is it hard now?

i still know a bunch of freshman who are eager....

Jack Mehoff
08-03-2005, 01:12 PM
i have to say that i am 95% sure i won't

Well, I employed a hooker when I was in LA. I'd have to say she's fine looking for a hooker.

http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/1661/picture0447yc.th.jpg (http://img275.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture0447yc.jpg)

<Gypsum Fantastic>
08-03-2005, 01:16 PM
i have to say that i am 95% sure i won't

Well, I employed a hooker when I was in LA. I'd have to say she's fine looking for a hooker.

http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/1661/picture0447yc.th.jpg (http://img275.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture0447yc.jpg)

No, she looks about average for a hooker.

American Patriot
08-03-2005, 01:18 PM
uhh no.. well maybe but there's a big difference between a crack whore and a high class escort and it's just not worth it to spend 400 dollars to f*ck once

Silent 6
08-03-2005, 01:24 PM
I can get ass without paying for it anyday. Its called liquor. Works way better.

or two words "I do"

The combination of those two words and wedding cake = YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID AGAIN FOR FUN! Procreation-maybe
Sport *** (fcuking for the fun of it...NEVER AGAIN)

California Joe
08-03-2005, 01:25 PM
You don't pay for the ***, you pay them to leave after. Words to live by. If they don't leave then there's the whole trunk of the car thing, then Stoli keeps bringing it up at Thanksgiving dinner in front of Grandma after a few drinks and all....*sigh*

ibstolidude
08-03-2005, 01:57 PM
then Stoli keeps bringing it up at Thanksgiving dinner in front of Grandma after a few drinks and all....*sigh*
Not my fault she likes dead hooker puppet theater. I wouldn't bring them up from the cellar if she didn't.

oh, wait - you meant in conversation.


http://daedalushowell.com/images/dead-hooker.jpg

Fargin
08-03-2005, 03:42 PM
Crackhos need loving too... and accept lose change when you're broke at the end of the month.

Jack Mehoff
08-03-2005, 03:47 PM
I like hookers.

No commitment. No headache. No begging. No problem (except for the occasional HIV)