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fantassin
05-30-2005, 06:33 PM
...this is the answer I got when he received them; I love it !


rofl



That is some sick **** you sent. It will be famous around here. Haven’t got to the fisting one yet, but looking up a wide open asshole with a camera was a new experience.
Aerosoul
05-30-2005, 06:35 PM
:| :roll:
1Cie GevGn
05-30-2005, 06:36 PM
rofl Awesome!

Silencer don't feel so bad, I recall you yelling "please use the x10 lens!"
fantassin
05-30-2005, 06:37 PM
:| :roll:

If you can't take a joke, you should not have joined in the first place....
Bryson C
05-30-2005, 06:37 PM
Aaah, ok thanks for sharing that.
Roger Rabbit
05-30-2005, 06:39 PM
:lol: On the subject of **** then the latest doing the rounds is octopus ****, the pictures are one thing, the video is a whole new ball game. Not going to post a link because it's not suitable for minors. If anyone wants it PM me.

Heres a news link about it though.
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=23420
Aerosoul
05-30-2005, 06:39 PM
:| :roll:

If you can't take a joke, you should not have joined in the first place....

What the hell dude? Sarcasm, ffs.
CountZero
05-30-2005, 06:44 PM
...this is the answer I got when he received them; I love it !


rofl



That is some sick **** you sent. It will be famous around here. Haven’t got to the fisting one yet, but looking up a wide open asshole with a camera was a new experience.

lets hoipe it doesnt fall into iraqi hands :lol:
scm77
05-30-2005, 06:47 PM
That is some sick **** you sent. It will be famous around here. Haven’t got to the fisting one yet, but looking up a wide open asshole with a camera was a new experience.

rofl
mudbunny
05-30-2005, 10:22 PM
hey, atleast he got the stuff man, mailclerks are infamous for digging thru guys mail before it gets to them. Then they wonder why they get their ass beat out behind the latrines.
California Joe
05-30-2005, 10:41 PM
Real classy.
05-30-2005, 10:44 PM
our servicemen overseas deserve the best
HooyahCQB
05-30-2005, 11:16 PM
our servicemen overseas deserve the best

x2.
Flagg
05-31-2005, 12:00 AM
Real classy.

Classy would be sending over the **** stars from the movies liquered up on Jaegermeister for a month straight doing "sleepovers"

But can you get **** stars through Iraqi Customs?
CountZero
05-31-2005, 12:28 AM
Real classy.

Classy would be sending over the **** stars from the movies liquered up on Jaegermeister for a month straight doing "sleepovers"

But can you get **** stars through Iraqi Customs?

only if they wear burkhas :lol:
Leatherface
05-31-2005, 12:46 AM
http://www.darkcity.ru/img/Briana_Banks/400_Briana_Banks01.jpg
MMMMMMMMMMMM, Briana, YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY! :D :hug:
<Gypsum Fantastic>
05-31-2005, 04:37 AM
I would like **** if it didn't solely star ugly people.
SeanAshi
05-31-2005, 05:27 AM
What is so great about fisting? I'm going to vomit now. :cantbeli:
Roger Rabbit
05-31-2005, 05:28 AM
What is so great about fisting? I'm going to vomit now. :cantbeli:
You want to see a woman give birth to an octopus?
DarkCypher
05-31-2005, 05:34 AM
I watched a video once where a women stuck a plastic pipe up her ****** and let a ****ing mouse crawl up inside... :| :|
Roger Rabbit
05-31-2005, 05:34 AM
I watched a video once where a women stuck a plastic pipe up her ****** and let a ****ing mouse crawl up inside... :| :|
Its rumoured that Richard Gere did the same but with his arse. Anyone remember lemiwinks?
Cassiar
05-31-2005, 05:36 AM
Real classy.

Classy would be sending over the **** stars from the movies liquered up on Jaegermeister for a month straight doing "sleepovers"

But can you get **** stars through Iraqi Customs?

Yes, just strap some dynamite to them.
Cassiar
05-31-2005, 05:39 AM
I watched a video once where a women stuck a plastic pipe up her ****** and let a ****ing mouse crawl up inside... :| :|
Its rumoured that Richard Gere did the same but with his arse. Anyone remember lemiwinks?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/intestine/richard_gere.jpg
Erik2a4
05-31-2005, 05:41 AM
What ever happened to just good ol' ****? Now I'm looking through Hustler and I see:

Page 1: Naked Chick

Page 2: Naked Chick blowing

Page 3: Naked Chick getting DP'ed

Page 4: Naked Chick getting facialed by 6 guys and a midget

Page 5: Naked Chick pissing on some guys face.

Where's the heart and soul of the **** industry in all this?

Come back Ron Jeremy! **** needs your inspiration!
Pandy
05-31-2005, 07:14 AM
Sick ****...
Deuterium
05-31-2005, 07:26 AM
Let me assure you that Iraqis don't need any **** help. I have yet to see a hard drive captured on a raid that does not contain ****.
Roger Rabbit
05-31-2005, 07:50 AM
Let me assure you that Iraqis don't need any **** help. I have yet to see a hard drive captured on a raid that does not contain ****.
Was any of it any good?
Umm-Qasr
05-31-2005, 08:29 AM
Let me assure you that Iraqis don't need any **** help. I have yet to see a hard drive captured on a raid that does not contain ****.Are they into Swedish or Egyptian?? :roll:
SeanAshi
05-31-2005, 03:03 PM
I watched a video once where a women stuck a plastic pipe up her ****** and let a ****ing mouse crawl up inside... :| :|Anyone seen the episode of South Park when Mr. Slave shoved Paris Hilton up his ass? rofl
walford
05-31-2005, 05:52 PM
:lol: On the subject of **** then the latest doing the rounds is octopus ****, the pictures are one thing, the video is a whole new ball game. Not going to post a link because it's not suitable for minors. If anyone wants it PM me.Is nothing sacred?
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com.au/asp/scrapbook/SquiddlyDiddly/images/show.gif


Let me assure you that Iraqis don't need any **** help. I have yet to see a hard drive captured on a raid that does not contain ****.But I thought that the Infidel Americans are in mortal combat with devout, pious souls who are giving their all to preserve the purity of their faith?


I watched a video once where a women stuck a plastic pipe up her ****** and let a ****ing mouse crawl up inside... :| :|Its rumoured that Richard Gere did the same but with his arse. Anyone remember lemiwinks?
Anyone seen the episode of South Park when Mr. Slave shoved Paris Hilton up his ass? roflhttp://www.buffaloisvenus.net/images/slave.JPG
Jeezus...Jeezus Christ!!
Roger Rabbit
05-31-2005, 05:56 PM
:lol: On the subject of **** then the latest doing the rounds is octopus ****, the pictures are one thing, the video is a whole new ball game. Not going to post a link because it's not suitable for minors. If anyone wants it PM me.Is nothing sacred?
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com.au/asp/scrapbook/SquiddlyDiddly/images/show.gif

Not to the japanese girl in this video.
askDNA
05-31-2005, 06:00 PM
I watched a video once where a women stuck a plastic pipe up her ****** and let a ****ing mouse crawl up inside... :| :|Anyone seen the episode of South Park when Mr. Slave shoved Paris Hilton up his ass? rofl

rofl rofl rofl rofl
D.Sigurdsson
05-31-2005, 08:14 PM
you guys should watch "Weapons of ASS destruction" :D
if you are into that kind of stuff:D
Silverdragon
05-31-2005, 08:42 PM
you guys should watch "Weapons of ASS destruction" :D
if you are into that kind of stuff:D

rofl rofl :lol:
BadKarma26
05-31-2005, 08:51 PM
...this is the answer I got when he received them; I love it !


rofl



That is some sick **** you sent. It will be famous around here. Haven’t got to the fisting one yet, but looking up a wide open asshole with a camera was a new experience.

GOOD ****