My view on global affairs By Ducimus

[Skaman]

Oatmeal Cookies
2-1/2 dozen cookies

3/4 cup unsalted butter, room temperature
1/4 cup shortening
1 cup light brown sugar, packed firm
1/4 cup skim milk powder
1 large egg
1 tsp. vanilla
1 tablespoon hot water (mix with soda)
1/2 tsp. baking soda
pinch salt
1 cup flour
1 1/2 cups coarse-cut rolled oats or oatmeal
1/2 cup raisins
1/2 cup walnut pieces
1 cup chocolate chips

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line a baking sheet with baking
parchment or lightly grease a cookie sheet. Cream the butter with
the shortening to blend well. Mix in the sugar and milk powder,
then egg and vanilla. Stir in the hot water, which has been mixed
with the baking soda. (all of these steps can be done in the food
processor).

Fold in the salt, flour, oatmeal, raisins, walnuts and chocolate
chips. Roll dough into 1-inch balls and place on sheet. Dip hands
in water and press cookies down to flatten. Bake until golden brown,
about 12 to 15 minutes. Makes 2-1/2 dozen cookies.

For chocolate chunk oatmeal: omit raisins and add 2c. chocolate
chunks. Have fun and dont eat too many!

[Vance]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHA!!!










Wait....





what?

[SFontaine]

I think he's trying to be clever.
You see he said he was doing something, and then did something completely and utterly different. Isn't that hilarious?! I mean! It's never been done before! It's a revolution in the history of funny.
Do.. Do you right your own material, Douchey cause whew.. It's original AND hilarious.

[usa320]

rofl rofl rofl


























i mean http://www.snowtroopers.ca/forumicons/abduct.gif

[NcDeuce]

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I can make good cookies.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Yo dude thanks for the recipe, for extra ****s n giggle you can always toss in chocolate chips.

[aFgHaNibOi]

Yo dude thanks for the recipe, for extra ****s n giggle you can always toss in chocolate chips.

rofl Man, that's good stuff right there.

Hey, Ducimus bro, can I copy this somewhere else, is it alright with you? I mean, if it's not then it's cool. I'll understand [don't want a lawsuite--just kidding :) ]. ;)

[EvanL]

Yo dude thanks for the recipe, for extra ****s n giggle you can always toss in chocolate chips.

rofl Man, that's good stuff right there.

Hey, Ducimus bro, can I copy this somewhere else, is it alright with you? I mean, if it's not then it's cool. I'll understand [don't want a lawsuite--just kidding :) ]. ;)



Dont worry canadians arent sue happy. :)

[aFgHaNibOi]

Yo dude thanks for the recipe, for extra ****s n giggle you can always toss in chocolate chips.

rofl Man, that's good stuff right there.

Hey, Ducimus bro, can I copy this somewhere else, is it alright with you? I mean, if it's not then it's cool. I'll understand [don't want a lawsuite--just kidding :) ]. ;)



Dont worry canadians arent sue happy. :)

Oh, I didn't realize that he was Canadian. But I think I'd be much more at ease if I see his response. ;)

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Feel free to plagerize his cookie creation, just dont claim it as your own and your fine :P

[aFgHaNibOi]

Feel free to plagerize his cookie creation, just dont claim it as your own and your fine :P

Crap. O.K. it's fine, I can still credit the man. ;)

[Skaman]

Feel free to plagerize his cookie creation, just dont claim it as your own and your fine :P

Crap. O.K. it's fine, I can still credit the man. ;)



Bake to your hearts content. I just want some credit if you mass market them. ;)

[aFgHaNibOi]

Feel free to plagerize his cookie creation, just dont claim it as your own and your fine :P

Crap. O.K. it's fine, I can still credit the man. ;)



Bake to your hearts content. I just want some credit if you mass market them. ;)

rofl Of course!

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Maybe the cookies could bring world peace.....naw.... rofl

[ShotOver]

hahahahaha, that's real clever :D

[usa320]

my view of ducimus by usa320

http://www.snowtroopers.ca/forumicons/abduct.gif

[aFgHaNibOi]

Maybe the cookies could bring world peace.....naw.... rofl

rofl Yeah, instead of Wars, we'd have Bush and Saddam baking cookies for each other...but how long would that last? Eventually they'd get full and be like, "Alright skrew it, we're going to war."