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Seraphim
12-31-2003, 03:40 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031231/ap_on_re_us/banished_words_2


By SARAH KARUSH, Associated Press Writer

Calling all metro******s: Get rid of that bling-bling — or at least find another word for it. In its annual compilation of language irritants, Lake Superior State University singled out 17 words and phrases that it says ought to be banned as overused, trite, euphemistic or just plain inaccurate. The 2004 losers were chosen by a university committee from more than 5,000 nominations from around the world.



"Metro******" topped the list. Coined in 1994 by British journalist Mark Simpson, the term refers to urban, usually hetero****** men with a keen interest in fashion, shopping and elaborate grooming.


But to Bob Forrest of Tempe, Ariz., one of many to nominate the term for banishment, it "sounds like someone who only has *** downtown or on the subway." Fred Bernardin of Arlington, Mass., asked, "Aren't there enough words to describe men who spend too much time in front of the mirror?"


As for "punked" — or "punk'd," as the MTV prank show spells it — the committee defined it as "bamboozled, duped, flimflammed, hornswoggled."


"Bling-bling," a term for flashy jewelry or other luxury goods, made its way into the mainstream from rap music. Said Todd Facklas of Chicago: "Yes, your mom might say it. Nothing could kill the mystique of a word faster."


The war in Iraq (news - web sites) also produced a few entries on the list.


"I'm just waiting on `Shock and Awe Laundry Soap' or maybe `Shock and Awe Pool Cleaner,'" said Joe Reynolds of Conroe, Texas.


Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.-based Lake Superior State has been compiling its "List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness" since 1976 to draw publicity to the small academic outpost. Past lists have lamented such words as "chad" (2001), "paradigm" (1994), "baby boomers" (1989) and "detente" (1976).

usa320
01-01-2004, 01:22 PM
"bamboozled, duped, flimflammed, hornswoggled."


I dont think anyone who uses words like that are in a position to badmouth Metro******, bling bling or Shock and Awe. And everyone knows Shock and awe isnt something to play with- it was the most fast, effective and accurate military strategy ever developed, it makes Blitzkrieg look like childs play.

Vance
01-01-2004, 01:26 PM
I'm waiting for Shock & Awe Fireworks Co.

usa320
01-01-2004, 01:31 PM
we should start up a company by that nme lol.

Haiw
01-01-2004, 01:33 PM
Or Shock & Awe stun guns...

usa320
01-01-2004, 01:41 PM
SHock and Awe Flashbang granade company.

rofl

Herrmannek
01-01-2004, 02:06 PM
Full Mounty: Shock&Awe

usa320
01-01-2004, 05:16 PM
SHock And Awe **** productions..


rofl

Haiw
01-01-2004, 05:30 PM
Shock & Awe electric ***** enlargement

Shock & Awe shock therapy breast enlargement

the possibilities are endless :D

papasmerf
01-01-2004, 08:41 PM
Shock & Awe electric ***** enlargement


Depends on who needs the ***** enlargement :D

Fargin
01-02-2004, 02:32 AM
Shock & Awe funeral service

Haiw
01-02-2004, 09:49 AM
Shock & Awe euthanasia company

Shock & Awe interrogation specialists

The Chap
05-30-2005, 10:05 PM
ONE STEP BEYOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eat a bullet
05-31-2005, 02:06 AM
Shock & Awe suppositories

Seoulstriker
05-31-2005, 11:00 AM
Adambalhetchet, I need you!

Rantanplan
05-31-2005, 11:02 AM
Adambalhetchet, I need you!

The thread title is "Calling All Metro******s" not "Calling All Homo******s". :cantbeli:

CountZero
05-31-2005, 11:07 AM
Metro******s **shakes head**

Reminds of a joke from my school

What is the definition of a metro******?

a guy who attempts to have *** with a subway train

Hawkeye
05-31-2005, 11:18 AM
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pathfinder82
05-31-2005, 12:16 PM
"Metro******" topped the list. Coined in 1994 by British journalist Mark Simpson, the term refers to urban, usually hetero****** men with a keen interest in fashion, shopping and elaborate grooming.


I have a friend like this, he's such a douche.

I will pick his broke ass up to go to softball practice and it takes him longer than my girlfriend to get ready. He cant afford a car because he spends all his money on clothes. Hes not gay, I think hes just always trying to impress people. I give him **** all the time.