The Earth Is Square!

[Seraphim]

http://pw1.netcom.com/~rogermw/square_earth.html

rofl :cantbeli:

[One?]

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[Vance]

I like big butts and I cannot lie

[Seiyuuki]

rofl rofl :cantbeli: rofl rofl

[Zach R.]

"If you think the world is round, you are going to burn in hell just like the little bastard you are".
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So, if I think the world is round, I'm going to hell? Even though there are some 1,000 astronauts that can prove the earth is round? And God only knows how many photos............ rofl

[Flagg]

People like that scare me more than Al Queda.

[Clay]

"Can I believe in the round Earth and still get into heaven?"

No. As you know, if you do not accept every word in the bible as literally true, you are not really accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and are doomed to burn in Hell for all eternity. God won't let any half-assed believers into heaven. rofl rofl

[NcDeuce]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive8.jpg

[ShotOver]

"How come no airline pilots have ever reported seeing the edges of the Earth?"

Airline pilots are also in league with the devil. This is for your protection. If True Believers were allowed to pilot airliners, many planes would instantly become unmanned during the pre-Tribulation Rapture, thus crashing and killing everybody on board. When crossing the Equator or the Prime Meridian, airline pilots have to make sharp 90-degree turns to follow the square contours of the Earth. They hide this fact by blaming it on "turbulence."

You really have to worry about these kinds of people...

[Seiyuuki]

"What about all those pictures from space, showing that the Earth is round?"

Just more proof that Hollywood is in league with the devil. Charles K. Johnson of the International Flat Earth Society has already demonstrated that every picture of the "Earth" as seen from "space" was faked. In fact, the entire NASA space program is a sham. The movie Capricorn One was a documentary about how the Apollo moon mission was faked; the people who worked on the movie knew all about this, but were told to keep quiet. O.J. Simpson, one of the stars of Capricorn One, was going to come forward with THE TRUTH, but he was silenced by being framed for the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. The conspirators agreed to convince the jury to hand over a "not guilty" verdict only because O.J. Simpson promised not to go public with the cover-up.

rofl rofl rofl rofl

[ShotOver]

hahahaha, this reminds me of a thing about some people believing the vapor trails caused by passenger jets are actually a mind control poison made by the government.

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[FallenAngel]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive8.jpg

rofl

That's good **** man :D

[ArmedPacifist]

good satire :)

[Haiw]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Somehow I don't know whether to laugh at the guy or cry for him :lol:

[HooyahCQB]

Frequently Asked Questions
"Can I believe in the round Earth and still get into heaven?"

No. As you know, if you do not accept every word in the bible as literally true, you are not really accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and are doomed to burn in Hell for all eternity. God won't let any half-assed believers into heaven.



Yeah...guess he's going to hell himself...literally true?...idiot

[Eviscerator]

And if that's not enough to convince you, consider this: Of all the nations on Earth today, God most loves the United States of America. (This is evident from songs like "God Bless America," and from the fact that Pat Robertson, God's chosen spokesman, lives in the U.S..) America's national pastime is the game of baseball. Baseball is played on a "diamond", which is perfectly square in shape — and which, I might add, has its corners oriented to point toward the four compass points. God would not have made baseball into the national pastime of His favorite nation if He didn't have a higher purpose in mind for it. Clearly, His higher purpose is to show us the True shape of the Earth. The Earth must be perfecly square, just like the diamond-shaped field in God's Chosen Sport is square.


"What can I do in my community to make the heathenous Round-Earthers see the light?"

Show them this webpage. Take out your own bible, and show them Revelation 7:1, Isaiah 11:12, and the two Job passages. If that doesn't convince them, you can use your bible to hit them on top of the head and shout, "Earth square!".


"Couldn't the phrase 'four corners of the Earth' in Revelation 7:1 merely be a commonly-used metaphor for the farthest reaches of the Earth?"

Beware the slippery slope of interpreting a Biblical passage as "metaphor," for that way surely leads to Death. Next, you'll be saying the Earth wasn't created in six literal days, or that the Earth wasn't literally split in two in Genesis 10:25, and then your daughters will grow up to be temple prostitutes and your children will learn how to cast real spells by playing Dungeons & Dragons® and locusts will descend upon Israel and lions will lie down with lambs. They've already kicked God out of our schools because of such thinking. Don't let Satan convert even more souls away from the One True Way than he already has.

I really hope this is satire and not actually someones real thoughts, as clearly, Great Britain is the greatest place on earth as otherwise god would not allow us to have 'Great' in the name and we have Robert Kilroy a man with hair whiter than the sun, a miracle of the Lord if ever ive seen one.

[Roger Rabbit]

I'm pretty sure this guy is taking the piss. Nobody could be that stupid.

[Ratamacue]

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