Too hungover?

[WARPIG]

MarineDep, California Joe and Budinski were all nursing hangovers and talking about how smashed they were on the holiday. CaliforniaJoe said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''

MarineDep followed with, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''

Budinski scoffs and says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''

California Joe shakes his head and corrects, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

Bahahhaah....!! just razzing you guys! Have a great new year!


Hey who was wicked hungover this year? I wasn't but I've been pretty bad before. Got so drunk once that I didn't notice that all the Turks at this bar were smoking hash in the bathroom. I was drinking and pissing all night and had the munchies and puking all morning.

[Guttorm]

rofl

[Salty Dog]

warpig: "i was so drunk, i stumbled over to joes house and had butt *** with chunks.....no, you don't understand, i f***ed him... "

:hug:

[Haiw]

California Joe: 'I was so drunk I went home and screwed my Babe'

His dog's called Babe :D

[Vance]

California Joe: 'I was so drunk I went home and screwed my Babe'

His dog's called Babe :D
Crappiest. Joke. Ever.

[Falco]

California Joe: 'I was so drunk I went home and screwed my Babe'

His dog's called Babe :D
Crappiest. Joke. Ever.

You try :D

[Vance]

Do gay vampires suck or blow :|

[Haiw]

'I was so drunk that on the way home I hit a mailbox...'
'With your car?'
'No, with my ****...'

[Vance]

That was better.

[WARPIG]

Signs that you might be hung over
1.You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
2.Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
3.You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
4.You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
5.You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
6.The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
7.All day long your motto is, "Never again."
8.You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
9.Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
10. You contemplate not breathing because of the noise.
11. During your most recent hallucination, your asshole says you have bad breath.
12. Chunks says he wants you to hold him and tell him how pretty he is... again.

[NcDeuce]

Never had a hangover, never puked from drinking! woot

[EvanL]

Never had a hangover, never puked from drinking! woot
Well then ya gotta start drinking real beer my friend. :D

[usa320]

When i dirnk scotch i dont get hangovers, just barf.


.You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/12/31/us.libya.ap/story.gadhafi.jpg

Moammar says amen to that!

rofl

[budanski]

Oh how I missed waking up on the beaches of Ibiza. Ah, staying home and dancing like a fool in front of my daughter is what I live for now. :D

[Roger Rabbit]

i got so drunk that my liver has changed jobs and become a brewery.