Midtown
01-02-2004, 02:42 PM
Here are a few of my friends favorite bartime activities.
Hitting on the bartender chick - When in reality there is a 10% chance you will **** the bartender chick, you are intoxicated, and she is the goddess of this necter we refer to as beer, and so you get the idea in your head that she has a thing for you, and she will be yours. Theres no way in hell she will go home with you, especially once she relizes that your 15$ for beer is almost run out.
Getting Girls to buy you drinks - I've done this 3 times now, my buddy and I will go to a busy bar with no money, and flirt with girls trying to get them to buy us drinks, and hopefully get us drunk. For girls, this is an easy task, because us men are idiots. But for guys to try to get girls to buy us drinks, it's a skill that is hard to accomplish. It either leads to a night of getting slapped and yelled at, or getting fairly buzzed. Depending on your game that night.
Insult people - This is what it usually comes down to, getting drunk, and pissed at some random bull**** that you wouldnt normally think twice about. Now this can range anywhere from talking **** to the guy standing next to you, or some ugly girl trying to hit on you. Either way, theres a 20% actual chance the person will want to fight. People usually dont really want to fight, they just like trying to act hard, and expect the other person to stand down. That is, until you run into Chuck Norris and he rips your skull out through your nostrils.
Become a Die Hard Sports team fan - I've seen this happen alot of times. Thug and I were at the bar and the New York Rangers were playing the Colorado Avalanche, Niether of us like either team, but we despise colorado more, and thus Die Hard Drunk Ranger Fans are born. We rose and died with each ranger goal, they were down in the 3rd period, and ended up losing, our hearts broke, we were angry, and decided that something needed to die. We were 86'd shortly.
Lie - I have lied, and seen men lie to women to get things they want when drunk, I think the most messed up lie I ever told a girl was that I used to smoke ciggarettes, but I just recently quit. She had really nice lips, and I wanted them wrapped around my knob. My buddy thug on the other hand, he just calls the girls out on everything they say. The best lie I've been told by a woman was that she was a virgin, even though she had her tounge peirced, and the whore brand (tattoo on lower back) I of course offered to fix that, knowing damn well she probably had more **** in her than a farm house.
Get sick - Self explanitory...but try to make it fun, and if you do it in front of anyone else, make sure you announce it to the world, and explain how you destroyed that toilet/floor.
Make stupid bets - Everything from who can nail a chick in the ass, to getting your male friend to go hit on a gay guy.
Steal **** - My favorite bar past time. I LOVE reaching over the bar to steal random **** that the bartenders leave around, sometimes if your lucky its booze, but we are notorious for Red Bull Theft.
I've watched poeple steal jackets and hooded sweatshirts also.
Pick a fight with a hippie - Hippies dont like to fight, nor argue, they just love to think inside thier box. So all you have to do is bring up the Iraq war, and how much you think that tanks blowing people up are awesome, and even you can get hippies to get physical.
Try to get Laid - I hope you can figure this one out on your own.
Be the foreign guy - Start talking with a russian accent, or german, whatever's easier for you, and the skinny white girls will flock to you. It's fun just to see how long you can keep the bs accent going. Theres been times when I've been drunk and switched from the russian accent to the german accent mid conversation, and not even realized it.
Get Kicked out - Do 2 or more of the above activities in the same night.
Hitting on the bartender chick - When in reality there is a 10% chance you will **** the bartender chick, you are intoxicated, and she is the goddess of this necter we refer to as beer, and so you get the idea in your head that she has a thing for you, and she will be yours. Theres no way in hell she will go home with you, especially once she relizes that your 15$ for beer is almost run out.
Getting Girls to buy you drinks - I've done this 3 times now, my buddy and I will go to a busy bar with no money, and flirt with girls trying to get them to buy us drinks, and hopefully get us drunk. For girls, this is an easy task, because us men are idiots. But for guys to try to get girls to buy us drinks, it's a skill that is hard to accomplish. It either leads to a night of getting slapped and yelled at, or getting fairly buzzed. Depending on your game that night.
Insult people - This is what it usually comes down to, getting drunk, and pissed at some random bull**** that you wouldnt normally think twice about. Now this can range anywhere from talking **** to the guy standing next to you, or some ugly girl trying to hit on you. Either way, theres a 20% actual chance the person will want to fight. People usually dont really want to fight, they just like trying to act hard, and expect the other person to stand down. That is, until you run into Chuck Norris and he rips your skull out through your nostrils.
Become a Die Hard Sports team fan - I've seen this happen alot of times. Thug and I were at the bar and the New York Rangers were playing the Colorado Avalanche, Niether of us like either team, but we despise colorado more, and thus Die Hard Drunk Ranger Fans are born. We rose and died with each ranger goal, they were down in the 3rd period, and ended up losing, our hearts broke, we were angry, and decided that something needed to die. We were 86'd shortly.
Lie - I have lied, and seen men lie to women to get things they want when drunk, I think the most messed up lie I ever told a girl was that I used to smoke ciggarettes, but I just recently quit. She had really nice lips, and I wanted them wrapped around my knob. My buddy thug on the other hand, he just calls the girls out on everything they say. The best lie I've been told by a woman was that she was a virgin, even though she had her tounge peirced, and the whore brand (tattoo on lower back) I of course offered to fix that, knowing damn well she probably had more **** in her than a farm house.
Get sick - Self explanitory...but try to make it fun, and if you do it in front of anyone else, make sure you announce it to the world, and explain how you destroyed that toilet/floor.
Make stupid bets - Everything from who can nail a chick in the ass, to getting your male friend to go hit on a gay guy.
Steal **** - My favorite bar past time. I LOVE reaching over the bar to steal random **** that the bartenders leave around, sometimes if your lucky its booze, but we are notorious for Red Bull Theft.
I've watched poeple steal jackets and hooded sweatshirts also.
Pick a fight with a hippie - Hippies dont like to fight, nor argue, they just love to think inside thier box. So all you have to do is bring up the Iraq war, and how much you think that tanks blowing people up are awesome, and even you can get hippies to get physical.
Try to get Laid - I hope you can figure this one out on your own.
Be the foreign guy - Start talking with a russian accent, or german, whatever's easier for you, and the skinny white girls will flock to you. It's fun just to see how long you can keep the bs accent going. Theres been times when I've been drunk and switched from the russian accent to the german accent mid conversation, and not even realized it.
Get Kicked out - Do 2 or more of the above activities in the same night.