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Rumsfailed
06-20-2005, 11:07 AM
Posted on Mon, Jun. 20, 2005

Report: Saddam friendly with U.S. troops

RICHARD PYLE

Associated Press


NEW YORK - Thrust unexpectedly into the role of prison guards for Saddam Hussein, a group of young American soldiers found the deposed Iraqi leader to be a friendly, talkative "clean freak" who loved Raisin Bran for breakfast, did his own laundry and insisted he was still president of Iraq, says a report published on Monday.

GQ magazine's July issue says Saddam greatly admired President Reagan and thought President Clinton was "OK," but had harsh words for both President Bushes, each of whom went to war against him.

"The Bush father, son, no good," one of the soldiers, Cpl. Jonathan "Paco" Reese, 22, of Millville, Pa., quotes Saddam as saying. But his fellow GI, Specialist Sean O'Shea, then 19, says Saddam later softened that view.

"Towards the end he was saying that he doesn't hold any hard feelings and he just wanted to talk to Bush, to make friends with him," O'Shea, of Minooka, Pa., told the magazine.

A third soldier, Spc. Jesse Dawson, quoted Saddam as saying of Bush, "`He knows I have nothing, no mass weapons. He knows he'll never find them.'"

...

For a time his favorite food was Cheetos, and when those ran out, Saddam would "get grumpy," the story says. One day the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes," Dawson says.

Saddam prayed five times a day in his cell and kept a Quran that he claimed to have found in some rubble near the underground hideout. "He proudly showed (it) to the boys because it was burned around the edges and had a bullet hole in it," the story says.

According to the author, Saddam told his guards that when the Americans invaded Iraq in March 2003, he "tried to flee in a taxicab as the tanks were rolling in," and the U.S. planes attacked the palace to which he intended to escape rather than the one he was in, injuring some of his bodyguards.

"But then he started laughing," recalls Reese. "He goes, `America, they dumb. They bomb wrong palace.'"

For a time his favorite food was Cheetos, and when those ran out, Saddam would "get grumpy," the story says. One day the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes," Dawson says.

Saddam prayed five times a day in his cell and kept a Quran that he claimed to have found in some rubble near the underground hideout. "He proudly showed (it) to the boys because it was burned around the edges and had a bullet hole in it," the story says.

According to the author, Saddam told his guards that when the Americans invaded Iraq in March 2003, he "tried to flee in a taxicab as the tanks were rolling in," and the U.S. planes attacked the palace to which he intended to escape rather than the one he was in, injuring some of his bodyguards.

"But then he started laughing," recalls Reese. "He goes, `America, they dumb. They bomb wrong palace.'"

...

The article says that if Saddam knew the statue of himself in Baghdad's Firdos Square was toppled on April 9, 2003, he never mentioned it to the GI guards. He insisted that everything he did, including the 1990 invasion of Kuwait, was for the good of his people, and invited his guards to return to Iraq and stay at his palace after he was restored to power.

"He'd always tell us he was still the president. That's what he thinks, One hundred percent," says Dawson.


The rest of this story at:

http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforks/news/world/11940069.htm

American Patriot
06-20-2005, 11:19 AM
Haha, Saddam's a comedian now. They need to hurry up and execute him.

Sir Zach of R.
06-20-2005, 11:22 AM
Sounds like someone's got PMS. :lol:

edit: that was directed at Saddam.

Nordic Fire
06-20-2005, 11:23 AM
Haha, Saddam's a comedian now.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050620/capt.nyet25006201434.saddams_guards_nyet250.jpg
"And tonight, on Saddam Late Night show..."

-stk-
06-20-2005, 11:30 AM
Haha, Saddam's a comedian now. They need to hurry up and execute him.

x2

He is not dumb.........he knows his every word is being documented, and is putting on a good act, he will try to play the innocent Iraqi leader, and no doubt his lawyers will use such examples in his defence................but his acting and his lawyers are all a f*cking waste, he will be executed no matter what.

XTC
06-20-2005, 11:45 AM
O'Shea said when he told him he was not married, Saddam "started telling me what to do." "He was like, `you gotta find a good woman. Not too smart, not too dumb. Not too old, not too young. One that can cook and clean.'"

:lol:

Chulo
06-20-2005, 12:51 PM
Haha, Saddam's a comedian now.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050620/capt.nyet25006201434.saddams_guards_nyet250.jpg
"And tonight, on Saddam Late Night show..."
now only if someone would photoshop some Saturday nite live writing on it.. haha!

Igor
06-20-2005, 01:33 PM
Am i the only one who's impressed that he manages to have a full head of hair and not a single streak of grey, despite his age?

nagant_m44
06-20-2005, 01:58 PM
Haha, Saddam's a comedian now. They need to hurry up and execute him.

x2

He is not dumb.........he knows his every word is being documented, and is putting on a good act, he will try to play the innocent Iraqi leader, and no doubt his lawyers will use such examples in his defence................but his acting and his lawyers are all a f*cking waste, he will be executed no matter what.

He won't be executed. He'll be lucky to even have a trial.

American Patriot
06-20-2005, 02:32 PM
Haha, Saddam's a comedian now.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050620/capt.nyet25006201434.saddams_guards_nyet250.jpg
"And tonight, on Saddam Late Night show..."
now only if someone would photoshop some Saturday nite live writing on it.. haha!

<img src=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y228/americanpatriot/lettermang.jpg>

ABNINF
06-20-2005, 03:45 PM
Great timing

Jeremiah
06-21-2005, 01:32 AM
Rock paper Saddam ;)

http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/flash/

06-21-2005, 02:02 AM
Rumsfeld I demand you pay a visit to Saddam!! :backhand:

Midav
06-21-2005, 02:16 AM
Should people not see the evil and vile in the man, I could understand that. Let me explain:

When getting to know him personally and speaking to him a lot, he will no doubt befriend people. Most dictators are charismatic one way or the other and know how to persuade... that's one main way how they got to power.

Just never trust the man. The guy is evil.

sp2c
06-21-2005, 03:27 AM
nah he's just misunderstood that's all, it's hard to be a massmurdering, chemical gas flinging, warmongering dictator with two psychopath sons as offspring

so lonely

LazerLordz
06-21-2005, 03:51 AM
nah he's just misunderstood that's all, it's hard to be a massmurdering, chemical gas flinging, warmongering dictator with two psychopath sons as offspring

so lonely

I'm so ronery...Hans Brix!! :lol:

OMEGA7
06-21-2005, 10:09 AM
Posted on Mon, Jun. 20, 2005

Report: Saddam friendly with U.S. troops

RICHARD PYLE

Associated Press


NEW YORK - Thrust unexpectedly into the role of prison guards for Saddam Hussein, a group of young American soldiers found the deposed Iraqi leader to be a friendly, talkative "clean freak" who loved Raisin Bran for breakfast, did his own laundry and insisted he was still president of Iraq, says a report published on Monday.

GQ magazine's July issue says Saddam greatly admired President Reagan and thought President Clinton was "OK," but had harsh words for both President Bushes, each of whom went to war against him.

"The Bush father, son, no good," one of the soldiers, Cpl. Jonathan "Paco" Reese, 22, of Millville, Pa., quotes Saddam as saying. But his fellow GI, Specialist Sean O'Shea, then 19, says Saddam later softened that view.

"Towards the end he was saying that he doesn't hold any hard feelings and he just wanted to talk to Bush, to make friends with him," O'Shea, of Minooka, Pa., told the magazine.

A third soldier, Spc. Jesse Dawson, quoted Saddam as saying of Bush, "`He knows I have nothing, no mass weapons. He knows he'll never find them.'"

...

For a time his favorite food was Cheetos, and when those ran out, Saddam would "get grumpy," the story says. One day the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes," Dawson says.

Saddam prayed five times a day in his cell and kept a Quran that he claimed to have found in some rubble near the underground hideout. "He proudly showed (it) to the boys because it was burned around the edges and had a bullet hole in it," the story says.

According to the author, Saddam told his guards that when the Americans invaded Iraq in March 2003, he "tried to flee in a taxicab as the tanks were rolling in," and the U.S. planes attacked the palace to which he intended to escape rather than the one he was in, injuring some of his bodyguards.

"But then he started laughing," recalls Reese. "He goes, `America, they dumb. They bomb wrong palace.'"

For a time his favorite food was Cheetos, and when those ran out, Saddam would "get grumpy," the story says. One day the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes," Dawson says.

Saddam prayed five times a day in his cell and kept a Quran that he claimed to have found in some rubble near the underground hideout. "He proudly showed (it) to the boys because it was burned around the edges and had a bullet hole in it," the story says.

According to the author, Saddam told his guards that when the Americans invaded Iraq in March 2003, he "tried to flee in a taxicab as the tanks were rolling in," and the U.S. planes attacked the palace to which he intended to escape rather than the one he was in, injuring some of his bodyguards.

"But then he started laughing," recalls Reese. "He goes, `America, they dumb. They bomb wrong palace.'"

...

The article says that if Saddam knew the statue of himself in Baghdad's Firdos Square was toppled on April 9, 2003, he never mentioned it to the GI guards. He insisted that everything he did, including the 1990 invasion of Kuwait, was for the good of his people, and invited his guards to return to Iraq and stay at his palace after he was restored to power.

"He'd always tell us he was still the president. That's what he thinks, One hundred percent," says Dawson.


The rest of this story at:

http://www.grandforks.com/mld/grandforks/news/world/11940069.htm

However I'm never forget to this sentence!

"tried to flee in a taxicab as the tanks were rolling in,"

Who would they thinking about it when the saddam fleed in a taxicab!

Did you know that incident yet?

Midtown
06-21-2005, 12:33 PM
http://www.thouck.com/uf/gallery/saddamsnl.jpg

take that bitches.