psychologist sez: these songs can turn you gay

[meph.]

haha

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61596

[Hawkeye]

Good thing i hate all of them!

[ShotOver]

Uh..

*Clears his current WinAmp playlist*

:oops:

[Fintin]

Uh..

*Clears his current WinAmp playlist*

:oops:

its too late for you PT...you are joining the navy remember...its just a matter of time...HARRRRRRRR


on a more positive note...go have a beer or 10... p-)

[ShotOver]

It's a weeknight, im not drinking. Who do you think I am, an Irishman?

:lol:

hahahaha. Told meself I wouldnt drink until I pass me Navy interview next week. So it will be a little while for me mate.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Soft.

[Zerodivider]

No sign of this claim in any research paper, so b*llocks...

[Rantanplan]

The Village People gay? Never!

[Werewolf01]

No sign of this claim in any research paper, so b*llocks...

Dude, it's the Weekly World News....the same people who run headlines about werewolves breeding in massive numbers and Vampires running bloodbanks.. :cantbeli:

[PeterRJG]

From the same site, and even funnier
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61600

[Nawlins]

My bull**** radar is going crazy.

[Rantanplan]

My bull**** radar is going crazy.

Well, welcome to MP.net ;)

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Reminds me of this:


MORRIS: Gay desk now, from Colin Poppshed.

POPPSHED: Thanks, Chris. Quick roundup of today's gayness, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48(M), they're all gay as of midnight tonight. The gay elements are potassium, zinc, hydrogen, copper and argon. Quick look at the world's walls - the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall Of China, that's not gay, and the Old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next, they're the same as last night - all Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985, they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally, the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there. Chris.

MORRIS: Thanks, Colin. He's not gay, by the way - we wouldn't employ a homo******.

From 'The day today', one of the greatest comedy programmes ever. I wish I could find some internet videos from it.

[usa320]

It's Raining Men -- The Weather Girls


who woulda thought its raining men was ghey?







rofl

[Bulkowski]

Fhew, Good thing Electric Six's - Gay Bar wasn't on that list, cause that song owns

[Bryson C]

Funny, and who would have thought Adolf was a bad kids name.

[PeterRJG]

Funny, and who would have thought Adolf was a bad kids name.

Not Afrikaaners anyway. It's still a fairly common name among them.

But calling a kid Gaylord. I worked with Gaylons while I lived in Texas and that was bad enough.

[Chuckie]

I'm pretty sure if you listen to most / any of those songs without changing the station, you are already gay.

[walford]

My bull**** radar is going crazy.C'mon now! This is the Weekly World News, the paper of the Bat Boy and Space Alien!! They wouldn't print it if it weren't true. Now on to other news (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/):

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL
Here, from government experts, are 10 warning signs that the prostitute you've picked up is a sinister space babe...

ALIENS CLAIM JACKO IS THEIR SON
AN ALIEN couple, who claim to be Michael Jackson's real parents are suing Earth for full custody of him, says a man who claims to be an attorney for the ETs.

ALIENS USING E-MAIL TO SEDUCE EARTH WOMEN
Aliens have tapped into our Internet connections

ALIENS CAPTURE TOP-SECRET NASA MOON BASE!
A super-secret NASA moon base -- code-named Project Prometheus -- was recently assaulted and captured by aliens, according to a high-ranking NASA official who spoke only on condition of anonymity.

SPACE ALIEN MUMMY STUNS SCIENTISTS!
LAHUN, EGYPT -- Officials have quietly covered up what may be the most stunning archaeological discovery of all time: The body of a perfectly preserved, carefully mummified space alien found buried in an ancient pyramid!

'SPACE ALIENS SIGNED THE MOON OVER TO ME. . . AND I HAVE THE CONTRACT TO PROVE IT!'
ALBANY, N.Y. -- When entrepreneur Gregory Stanford was abducted by aliens, he didn't panic and beg his space-traveling captors for release. Instead, he used his business savvy to strike a deal with his extraterrestrial kidnappers, ending up with a deed to the moon!

[Nawlins]

:cantbeli:

[PeterRJG]

Some of their headlines from times pasts had me in stitches.

"Lightning strikes man, turns him into a woman."

"Midget newlyweds honeymoon in shoebox."

[Sloppy Joe2]

it is really sad that i have all those songs on one of my cd's, all of you dont say a god damn thing!! p-)

how much research do you think went into making that quite obvious list??? :lol:

[Chuckie]

it is really sad that i have all those songs on one of my cd's, all of you dont say a god damn thing!! p-)

how much research do you think went into making that quite obvious list??? :lol:

I didn't think it was possible to get that much gayness onto 1 CD. Are you compressing them?

[walford]

:cantbeli:Hey, you never know. Space aliens may be in the process of seducing you over the Internet right now. I have my suspicions about some 'people' on MP.net...Please be careful.

Some of their headlines from times pasts had me in stitches.

"Lightning strikes man, turns him into a woman."

"Midget newlyweds honeymoon in shoebox."One of my favorites is:
B-17 Found on Moon. -- and it had an accompanying pic also.

[Nawlins]

I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

[Aerosoul]

I knew there had to be a reason. This is why. Hmph.

[Lexi]

I knew there had to be a reason. This is why. Hmph.

rofl :hug:

[Sloppy Joe2]

it is really sad that i have all those songs on one of my cd's, all of you dont say a god damn thing!! p-)

how much research do you think went into making that quite obvious list??? :lol:

I didn't think it was possible to get that much gayness onto 1 CD. Are you compressing them?a couple of them i just have the chorus that i see describing me as a person :lol: i hope this doesnt mean i'm gay :|

[walford]

it is really sad that i have all those songs on one of my cd's, all of you dont say a god damn thing!! p-) how much research do you think went into making that quite obvious list??? :lol:I didn't think it was possible to get that much gayness onto 1 CD. Are you compressing them?a couple of them i just have the chorus that i see describing me as a person :lol: i hope this doesnt mean i'm gay :|http://www.tobyspinks.com/images/sorryyourahomo.gif

[Sloppy Joe2]

it is really sad that i have all those songs on one of my cd's, all of you dont say a god damn thing!! p-) how much research do you think went into making that quite obvious list??? :lol:I didn't think it was possible to get that much gayness onto 1 CD. Are you compressing them?a couple of them i just have the chorus that i see describing me as a person :lol: i hope this doesnt mean i'm gay :|http://www.tobyspinks.com/images/sorryyourahomo.gif rofl rofl rofl I KNOW!!! I KNOW!!! p-)

[PeterRJG]

^

rofl rofl rofl