What the...

[ChuckThunder]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/content_objectid=13776147_method=full_siteid=50143_headline=-SHE-BOMBER-name_page.html


A BA flight to Washington was cancelled at the last minute yesterday after an intelligence tip-off that a woman suicide bomber planned to blow up the plane over the US capital.

It was the third day running that a major security scare had hit the afternoon Flight 223 service from Heathrow to Washington.

US security services told Scotland Yard the woman - almost certainly linked to al-Qaeda - intended to hide eight to 12 ounces of plastic explosive in her ******.

She would then go to the toilet during the Boeing 747 flight, remove the material and detonate a blast that would down the aircraft.

[Guttorm]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/content_objectid=13776147_method=full_siteid=50143_headline=-SHE-BOMBER-name_page.html



hide eight to 12 ounces of plastic explosive in her ******.


Whoa... Wonder what training she went through to be able to do that...

[California Joe]

Ron Jeremy's EOV (Explosive Ordnance ******) School

[Deuterium]

Hopefuly the metal detector would catch the blasting cap and firing mechanism.... Then again the shoe bomber made it on board...... Great now my wife is going to have to go through a finger-wave before she can board a flight....

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Ron Jeremy's EOV (Explosive Ordnance ******) School
Thats classic rofl ...but it goes to show that they are pretty harsh in the name of allah if she sticks 12 ounces of explosives in her box and tries to blow up a plane....

[Clay]

Ok that cant be real...

[papasmerf]

Dumb bitch.

[Tane Angle]

That's actually not the first time I've heard of concerns involving weapons/explosives smuggled inside bodily orfices. By the way, didn't the shoe bomber try to set C4 on fire? That usually doesn't work too well, one just winds up with a goo. Have a good one, just some thoughts...

[Dalleer]

hide eight to 12 ounces of plastic explosive in her ******.

Umm....right...

[James]

For the first time, I will be crass...

A soda can is 12 oz. Stretch it a little bit, make it a little bit thinner... It seems reasonable to me that a woman could transport 12 oz. of explosive in her ******. She might even enjoy it. :P

[ShotOver]

hahahaha, well.. spotting them can be a little bit like spottin the columbian drug dealer with a condom full of crack up his arse... just pick the ones with the strange limp... hahaha

Gives another meaning to Explosive Orgasm... boom boom tish..

Thank you, thank you, i'll be here all night.

[Zach R.]

James, a can'o pop er' soda contains 12 fl. ounces. That's different the 12 ounces. I'm not really that informed on the weight of C4 but depending on how dense it is, the bomb could only be the size of a marble or it could be the size of a baseball.

[aFgHaNibOi]

That's stupid. What would be the point of that? :cantbeli:

[California Joe]

Where's Seoulstroker I'm sure he could translate 12 ounces into ***** weight.

[Beowulf]

By the way, didn't the shoe bomber try to set C4 on fire? That usually doesn't work too well, one just winds up with a goo. Have a good one, just some thoughts...

yeah you need heat + pressure equals boom, one or the other doesn't really get it done.

[papasmerf]

Where's Seoulstroker I'm sure he could translate 12 ounces into ***** weight.


That's the funniest thing I heard all day today rofl rofl

[budanski]

I guess she was told "she's the bomb" one too many times.

[Vance]

I guess she was told "she's the bomb" one too many times.
Terrible joke.


Have a good one, and just some thoughts...

[Loco]

Well, in many ocasions women smuggled cocaine hidden in their ******, wrapped in condoms. In an occasion, I remember that police discovered one of them before landing because for some reason the bundle of the drug broke and they died instantaneously of an overdose by ******l route. The quantities that they could introduce were very considerable, it is possible that slightly more than 1 kilo, though I do not know his equivalent one in ounces.

[California Joe]

I really need to get smuggled.

What?

[aFgHaNibOi]

I guess she was told "she's the bomb" one too many times.

rofl

[earl]

intended to hide eight to 12 ounces of plastic explosive in her ******.

They meant 8 to 12 inches.