New Anti-DPRK Action By The US

[Avary]

Claims are being made that the US have launched a new military offensive against the DPRK in North Korea :


Saturday, July 02, 2005
US Imperialist War Criminals Unleash Weapon Of Mass Destruction On DPRK (http://songun-blog.blogspot.com/2005/07/us-imperialist-war-criminals-unleash.html)

The US imperialists of the Bush clique of criminal international war criminals, in their crazy mad illegal criminal bid to satisfy their neocon immoral appetite and guilty lust for world domination, have used the most criminaly insane and destructive means of bellicose means of aggressive destruction upon the Democratic People's Republic of Korea troughout its history in order to stifle it, a first stepping-stone towards world domination of the world under the bad evil criminal boot of dollar capitalism.

It started in 1945 when the Yankee US imperialist aggressors invaded the south of Korea, dividing it and setting up a puppet fascist nazi military dictaorship regime under the puppet Singman Rhee, murdering all who opposed the unjust criminal US imperialist rule of the US colonialists who lorded it over.

Then in 1950 they launched the criminal bellicose war of aggression against the north to conquer the whole of Korea to stifle, enslave and plunder it as a stepping-stone towards the realization of their fascist plans for world domination. They were ultimately soundly defeated by the mass heroism of the invincible Korean People's Army and grit and strength of the Korean people single-mindedly united as one under the flawless leadership of Great Leader Comrade Eternal President Kim Il Sung the Father of Korea, the most esteemed and admired statesman and military commander in world history. But during the war that they lost, the US imperialists made frantic desperate moves to exterminate the Korean people with weapons of mass destruction, launching a criminal germ warfare campaign in total violation of the Geneva Conventions that strictly forbids the use of weapons of mass destruction by the US imperialists.

Since then they, the criminal US imperialists of the Bush clique of vampiric warmongers and vampires afraid of the purifying rays of the Sun of Juche, have embarked on a wild criminal campaign of extermination of south Korean schoolgirls with their banned by international law armored vehicules, as well as using their illegal satellite-mounted laser to steal the Korean people's water, using their weather control machines to successively create droughts to ruin the people's crops and then to inflict hailstorms on the people's crops, heaping great devastation upon the agriculture of the DPRK in order to stifle it and its Juche-based socialist system freely chosen by its people and envied by all the peoples of the world.

This trend now continues with a new criminal bellicose offensive weather aggression by the US imperialists upon the DPRK as massive rainstorms wrought by the Bush clique of evil nazi fascists hit the land, reports the Korean Central News Agency :

Read it all (http://songun-blog.blogspot.com/2005/07/us-imperialist-war-criminals-unleash.html)

[Kristos]

Claims are being made that the US have launched a new military offensive against the DPRK in North Korea :


Saturday, July 02, 2005
US Imperialist War Criminals Unleash Weapon Of Mass Destruction On DPRK (http://songun-blog.blogspot.com/2005/07/us-imperialist-war-criminals-unleash.html)

The US imperialists of the Bush clique of criminal international war criminals, in their crazy mad illegal criminal bid to satisfy their neocon immoral appetite and guilty lust for world domination, have used the most criminaly insane and destructive means of bellicose means of aggressive destruction upon the Democratic People's Republic of Korea troughout its history in order to stifle it, a first stepping-stone towards world domination of the world under the bad evil criminal boot of dollar capitalism.

It started in 1945 when the Yankee US imperialist aggressors invaded the south of Korea, dividing it and setting up a puppet fascist nazi military dictaorship regime under the puppet Singman Rhee, murdering all who opposed the unjust criminal US imperialist rule of the US colonialists who lorded it over.

Then in 1950 they launched the criminal bellicose war of aggression against the north to conquer the whole of Korea to stifle, enslave and plunder it as a stepping-stone towards the realization of their fascist plans for world domination. They were ultimately soundly defeated by the mass heroism of the invincible Korean People's Army and grit and strength of the Korean people single-mindedly united as one under the flawless leadership of Great Leader Comrade Eternal President Kim Il Sung the Father of Korea, the most esteemed and admired statesman and military commander in world history. But during the war that they lost, the US imperialists made frantic desperate moves to exterminate the Korean people with weapons of mass destruction, launching a criminal germ warfare campaign in total violation of the Geneva Conventions that strictly forbids the use of weapons of mass destruction by the US imperialists.

Since then they, the criminal US imperialists of the Bush clique of vampiric warmongers and vampires afraid of the purifying rays of the Sun of Juche, have embarked on a wild criminal campaign of extermination of south Korean schoolgirls with their banned by international law armored vehicules, as well as using their illegal satellite-mounted laser to steal the Korean people's water, using their weather control machines to successively create droughts to ruin the people's crops and then to inflict hailstorms on the people's crops, heaping great devastation upon the agriculture of the DPRK in order to stifle it and its Juche-based socialist system freely chosen by its people and envied by all the peoples of the world.

This trend now continues with a new criminal bellicose offensive weather aggression by the US imperialists upon the DPRK as massive rainstorms wrought by the Bush clique of evil nazi fascists hit the land, reports the Korean Central News Agency :

Read it all (http://songun-blog.blogspot.com/2005/07/us-imperialist-war-criminals-unleash.html)

This article is criminally insanely madly funny :lol:

[joshfox0]

rofl rofl rofl

[Bombtrack]

The opening line is the best thing ever

[TuNeRsHaRk]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative4.jpg

[ZeroZen]

BULL****.....Another north Korean Propaganda.

It is very easy to spot it. They have the longest unsimplified sentence in the world. They better go back to school or kidnap some real english teacher.

rofl rofl rofl

[b33f]

Whadda load of bull!
rofl rofl rofl

[platform389]

They were ultimately soundly defeated by the mass heroism of the invincible Korean People's Army and grit and strength of the Korean people single-mindedly united as one under the flawless leadership of Great Leader Comrade Eternal President Kim Il Sung the Father of Korea, the most esteemed and admired statesman and military commander in world history.

Gee, what your about all those Chinese socialist brothers that came to your aid...? No words of gratitude for them...? rofl

Revisionism, live the dream...

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/aahmed/tongue.gif

[szr]

Sounds like your average post by any typical militaryphotos.net poster with "Team Eurowussie" listed as their location, except this one makes more sense and seems more grounded in reality. Nice find, Avary.

:lol:

[SR15]

""illegal satellite-mounted laser to steal the Korean people's water, using their weather control machines to successively create droughts to ruin the people's crops" hehehe, rofl rofl .

[JoaMei]

That text rocks.... p-)

[Avary]

There are people who think that the use of weather control as a weapon is not a far-fetched idea.

[TuNeRsHaRk]

whoever wrote that article needs to be Cut up all over his body and then thrown in a pool of lemon juice to die

[b33f]

Sounds like your average post by any typical militaryphotos.net poster with "Team Eurowussie" listed as their location, except this one makes more sense and seems more grounded in reality. Nice find, Avary.

:lol:
x2 rofl

[Midav]

The way they use the word criminal reminds me of the Smurfs....

How are you doing, Smurf?

Smurfy! Let's smurf the smurf out of Gargamel then Smurf Azriel....

[DPGLAW]

Man...I wonder if these idiots realize how god damn stupid they sound. I mean the grammar in that news article, if it can be called that, is that of a child..Actually a childs would probably be better. This belongs on that site,
www.engrish.com . They should really get a better editor if they plan on the rest of the world viewing this crap, I mean their own people arent smart enough to know the difference due to their treatment, but they look like morons to the rest of us.

[Avary]

They sure have a foundness for run-on sentences. :lol:

[Clarsachier]

has quite a ring to it!

I hope they put it on our passports soon for identification!

:lol:

[Omz222]

under the flawless leadership of Great Leader Comrade Eternal President Kim Il Sung the Father of Korea, the most esteemed and admired statesman and military commander in world history.
Maybe they should extract Kim Il Sung's brain from the Glorious Leader's budy and examine it as a way to learn more about his brillantness and professional grasp of military strategy. With his knowledge and wisdom, we could make the job of conquering the world easier to a point where it would take a mere hour to smash the all opposition against the invincible power of *ahh* DPRK!1!11 *shock* with nothing but wooden sticks and shovels, under the guidance of the Great Leader. With his name in history, successful military campaigns in the past would only look like an amaeturish child's play. The absolute brilliantness of the Great Leader alone will send a shock that is only rivaled by the power of a 50mT nucelar warhead. A mere stroke of his pencil on a war map would create a devastating earthquake that will bury any and all opposition against the *ph34r!!1* DPRK. /sarcasm end

But on a more serious and non-sarcastic note... KCNA = Comedy Central II. rofl There's just no end to this amusement.

[RGRBOX]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative4.jpg

Taste like it too....

[usa320]

Sounds like your average post by any typical militaryphotos.net poster with "Team Eurowussie" listed as their location, except this one makes more sense and seems more grounded in reality. Nice find, Avary.

:lol:
x2 rofl

x3.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

I dunno folks I think this blog is taking the piss out of all the dimwits that believe that its real propaganda, its funny tho you cannot deny that. :D

[Sir Zach of R.]

rofl

[wiking]

Sounds like your average post by any typical militaryphotos.net poster with "Team Eurowussie" listed as their location, except this one makes more sense and seems more grounded in reality. Nice find, Avary.

:lol:


OY, Wanker :-*$

:lol:


jesus, i just read the first few lines before i had to give up before i pissed my pants.

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Funny, but i doubt it's real.


whoo, De jawu...Colin Powel infront of the UN securit counsil showing them *proof* of the Iraqi WMD's p-)

[DPGLAW]

I have a question about the history of the North, as I don't know much, if any, about that subject. Hopefully someone here can answer this for me...

As is painfully obvious, the current leader, Kim Jong Fool, is clearly a fool and a simpleton, I have a question about their previous leader, his father. Was Kim Il Song such an ass? Or was he a more reasonable leader mostly in terms of dealing with the outside world. I know he was the leader of the DPRK during the Korean war, but other than that, was he more reasonable and intelligent than his poster boy for downs-syndrome of a son.....?

In addition, was he a more fair leader, by "more fair", I mean to his people? We are all aware of the horrendous state of the DPRK with regard to human rights, the availability of food, etc. I mean I saw a TV show alst week on the Discovery Times channel which showed the state of affairs in the DPRK and to my surprise (At first I thought it most definitely HAD to be a joke, but to my horror, it was not) the documantary showed that the government actually aired a TV & radio program, as well as had public demonstrations, which instructed the people how to prepare GRASS (yes, you read that correctly, GRASS) as a meal!!!!!!!!!! More specifically, how they can make "delicious rice cakes" out of grass....For christs sake, they are treated like animals by their gov't....

That is sickening and to me, unbelieveable. This begs the question that, if the DPRK were invaded, how could it possibly be the case that the people would not rise up against Kim Jong Il and his regime? After that treatment I can't see how any human being would defend them when being treated like they are.....It is just mind blowing and sickening that they live in a state of affairs such as that.

I would be interested to see what some of you other members think of this issue, especially as with the world situation now. With teh behavior fo NK, their nuclear weapons asperations, dealings with terrorists and terrorist states, and their basic F-you attitude twords the world- that may, although I hope not, lead to a military conflict with them if their dangerous behaviors and attitudes continue and worsen, so this is particularly relevant.

Regards,
Daniel

[mlrs84]

Yes it's a real shame what's happened to this country. And the fact that the government feed them such crap is a tragedy. They are probably all so brainwashed that if the US attempt an assault, they might crush the military, but when it comes to the minds of the people, they are going to have a hell of a job trying to convince them that their leader was wrong all along. It's really sad the whole country.

[mlrs84]

Yes it's a real shame what's happened to this country. And the fact that the government feed them such crap is a tragedy. They are probably all so brainwashed that if the US attempt an assault, they might crush the military, but when it comes to the minds of the people, they are going to have a hell of a job trying to convince them that their leader was wrong all along. It's really sad the whole country.

Btw, why do they hate the US so intesively?

[mlrs84]

oops double post :oops:

[MaDuce]

The victory of the invincable North Korean over the US is inetatable........!!!

[OMEGA7]

I think so

[OMEGA7]

Before I was just wrriten about the contents , that wasn't the other mail has meaning about the aticle on the top

[b33f]

This latest severe offensive attack upon the DPRK is proof that as long as the US imperialists remain free to roam, world peace can never be but an impossible dream.


DPRK in order to stifle it and its Juche-based socialist system freely chosen by its people and envied by all the peoples of the world.

rofl rofl rofl

[gaijinsamurai]

Their use of adjectives is entertaining. By the way, didn't the US just send them a bunch of aid? It looks like being nice to these people doesn't do much. When all else fails, send in the B-52s!!!

[Avary]

The US just sent 55 000 tons of rice to NK and the head of the UN World Food Program scolded the US for that, saying it's not enough, NK need at least ten time that amount.

So there you go, you can never do right.

[MEGR]

55,000 tons of rice? That's alot of rice.

[Avary]

And it will all end up in the KPA warehouses while the people still die of starvation and Kim Jong Il still give the finger to the US and the leftists will still blame the US. Isn't that ideal?

[AlexNenadic]

At first I was certain that the blog was written sarcastically, but now I am not so sure anymore.

[MaDuce]

http://www.satiricpress.com/sp/archive/2004-10-25/img_kimjongil.jpg
He's just so ronrey

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

At first I was certain that the blog was written sarcastically, but now I am not so sure anymore.I think that blog is a work of a comic genius and is by far the funniest political blog I have seen in a long while, I find it oddly disturbing how some of you guys take it so seriously, but oh sh*t I was 15 once and I took everything like this seriously. :)

[tomasfgt]

If I wrote this in grammar school it had a lot of red marks for freaking run ons.

[OMEGA7]

This latest severe offensive attack upon the DPRK is proof that as long as the US imperialists remain free to roam, world peace can never be but an impossible dream.


DPRK in order to stifle it and its Juche-based socialist system freely chosen by its people and envied by all the peoples of the world.

rofl rofl rofl

It can't be . why does they has the purpose is envied by all the people of the world?