PDA

View Full Version : Teh incredible FaceAnalyzer



Shadow
07-04-2005, 12:44 PM
Try http://www.faceanalyzer.com/ you can upload a pic and analyze your Race and Stuff.

That's our friend Dolfy.
http://www.geistiger-sperrmuell.de/hitler.jpg

Rantanplan
07-04-2005, 12:45 PM
Hitler that bohemian bastard! :lol:

Rantanplan
07-04-2005, 12:51 PM
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/999/helge24zw.jpg

Gauntlet
07-04-2005, 01:01 PM
No archtype found? I guess I'm so sexy I broke it.

Shadow
07-04-2005, 01:05 PM
Mhh I'am 86% Anglo Saxon 14% Middle Eastern
Archtype: Charmer

You have to use a white background for "accurate" results.

Rantanplan
07-04-2005, 01:14 PM
4 years old pic:

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5130/neu25fb.jpg

2 months old pic:

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7264/neu52mz.jpg

Note the gender.

Chuckie
07-04-2005, 01:24 PM
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2977/pepperha1vp.jpg

Promiscuity = Low (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

tenda
07-04-2005, 01:27 PM
...mhhhhhhhhhh :(
http://www.faceanalyzer.com/default.aspx
100% Eastern European
0% Anglo Saxon

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

0% East Indian
0% Middle Eastern
0% Southern European
0% South East Asian
0% Korean/Japanese
0% Chinese



Gender: MALE
Personality Profile Rank Click here to see your celebmatch.

Intelligence 5.0 Average Intelligence ?
Risk 4.0 Low Risk ?
Ambition 5.9 Average Ambition ?
Gay Factor 1.4 Very Low Gay Factor ?
Honor 4.7 Average Honor ?
Politeness 5.3 Average Politeness ?
Income 6.4 $30,000 - $50,000 ?
Sociability 6.1 Average Sociability ?
Promiscuity 3.1 Low Promiscuity ?

YOUR ARCHETYPE:

Personality Profile:

You have social courage and as a consequence are open and extroverted. You are seen as a well known person who is liked and is involved in many social events. You feel confident about your position in social situations and will not hesitate to say what you believe. You do not like too much responsibility, but you do not mind being in the social center. You must know everything that is going on in your greater social circle and spend a lot of time talking to others to find out the latest gossip. You tend to be friendly, but can be criticizing when you see others as thinking of themselves too much.

You prefer to work in challenging people oriented jobs where you can compete against others and rise in the ranks. Others usually like you but can sometimes be intimidated by your outspoken comments and criticisms although they do not show it.
People tend to feel comfortable around you and respect your opinion. You can use this social weight to get things done for you but usually opt not to call in favours people owe you.

Your view of other types
You tend to like Boss types and try to get close to them, as they possess the intimidating factor and confrontational attitude that you lack. You regard Academic Types as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to interact with. You associate with some Blue collar and White collar types, and find that these are the people that mostly want to hang around you. You see Artist types as attention seekers and are often the person to criticize them. For this reason, Artist types envy and fear you. You may enjoy the risk taking personality of Gambler types, but you also think that they are loners. You see Drifter types as social dropouts.

Other types' view of you
Boss types like you but they dont always trust you. Academic Types have very little in common with you, therefore they avoid you. Artist types tend to avoid you because you may attack them verbally due to their personality differences. White and Blue collar types like interacting with you, and they sometimes envy your charisma. Gambler types may deal with you if they think that you have something useful to offer them. Drifter types may associate with you, but they generally believe that your archetype is stuck up.

Alpha Charmer:
-More ambitious than Charmer
Expected Occupations: Corporate Executive, Real Estate Agent, Politician
Charmer:
-More fun-loving than Alpha Charmer
Expected Occupations: Sales representative, Teacher, Aesthetician, Hair Stylist, Artist, Actor, Social Worker, Manager

MaynardCarion
07-04-2005, 01:52 PM
It keeps saying I'm Chinese. I don't look anything like an asian.

Macs.
07-04-2005, 01:54 PM
Tenda is the new Tom Cruise ! :D

Gauntlet
07-04-2005, 01:55 PM
Added a white backround. Still broken. :|

tenda
07-04-2005, 01:56 PM
Tenda is the new Tom Cruise ! :D
....eheheh... ;)

toki
07-04-2005, 02:19 PM
oh no I'm

8% Middle Eastern
92% Anglo Saxon

white collar

I'm a brit now. :|
but a very low gay factor...

Brentmeister
07-04-2005, 02:20 PM
Finally The definitive Proof we have all been waiting for. Click here for the evidence (http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/matrixprotocol/test3.htm)

As i suspected President George W Bush is indeed a genius.

Gauntlet
07-04-2005, 02:26 PM
Finally The definitive Proof we have all been waiting for. Click here for the evidence (http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/matrixprotocol/test3.htm)

As i suspected President George W Bush is indeed a genuis.

Fake. How come it says "Average Intelligence" when it said 10?

Brentmeister
07-04-2005, 02:31 PM
Finally The definitive Proof we have all been waiting for. Click here for the evidence (http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/matrixprotocol/test3.htm)

As i suspected President George W Bush is indeed a genuis.

Fake. How come it says "Average Intelligence" when it said 10?

Wrong! It clearly states "Genius" Update your browser, clearly you have bugs. Mind you the income of $50k looks suspect. Proves the system is not all it's cracked up to be.

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/matrixprotocol/genius.jpg

usa320
07-04-2005, 03:23 PM
this thing is a joke... Low Risk for hitler???

rofl

usa320
07-04-2005, 03:24 PM
this thing is a joke... Low Risk for hitler???

rofl

tyovan
07-04-2005, 03:36 PM
43% Middle Eastern, 17% Southern European, 40% Anglo-Saxon..

The Middle Eastern part is dead-wrong. As is " You have social courage and as a consequence are open and extroverted. "

This thing is pretty funny though rofl

Brentmeister
07-04-2005, 03:48 PM
this thing is a joke... Low Risk for hitler???

rofl

Something is clearly wrong here. I never doubted the genius of George W Bush, however my research indicates the program is somewhat flawed. In particular the gay factor. I tested Jackson, and the gayfactor looks suspiciously low, not to mention Jacksons ethnicity 100% South European?.

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/matrixprotocol/jackson.jpg

Brentmeister
07-04-2005, 04:01 PM
Bill Gates $10-30k income???

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1189/gates3zc.jpg

Rantanplan
07-04-2005, 04:06 PM
Liberace has a lower gay-factor than Hitler :lol: :lol:
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5875/neu25aw.jpg

Brentmeister
07-04-2005, 04:12 PM
Liberace has a lower gay-factor than

It is acknowledged Hitler was very much a Gay. Do some research. Heres but one link.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,564899,00.html

Rantanplan
07-04-2005, 04:15 PM
Liberace, dude. Liberace!

Brentmeister
07-04-2005, 04:20 PM
Liberace, dude. Liberace!

Hitler, dude. Hitler. Click on the link.
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,564899,00.html

Rantanplan
07-04-2005, 04:20 PM
non

EvanL
07-04-2005, 04:21 PM
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/1373/face2hz.jpg
weird

Falco
07-04-2005, 04:35 PM
it said I was 100% middle-eastern :lol:

EvanL
07-04-2005, 04:35 PM
it said I was 100% middle-eastern :lol:
you'll never be a pilot now p-)

Hawkeye
07-04-2005, 04:37 PM
it said I was 100% middle-eastern :lol:
you'll never be a pilot now p-)

:lol:

Shar.
07-04-2005, 04:44 PM
100% South East Asian

YOUR ARCHETYPE:
http://www.faceanalyzer.com/images/archetypes/15.jpg
Personality Profile:

You have social courage and as a consequence are open and extroverted. You are seen as a well known person who is liked and is involved in many social events. You feel confident about your position in social situations and will not hesitate to say what you believe. You do not like too much responsibility, but you do not mind being in the social center. You must know everything that is going on in your greater social circle and spend a lot of time talking to others to find out the latest gossip. You tend to be friendly, but can be criticizing when you see others as thinking of themselves too much.

You prefer to work in challenging people oriented jobs where you can compete against others and rise in the ranks. Others usually like you but can sometimes be intimidated by your outspoken comments and criticisms although they do not show it.
People tend to feel comfortable around you and respect your opinion. You can use this social weight to get things done for you but usually opt not to call in favours people owe you.

Your view of other types
You tend to like Boss types and try to get close to them, as they possess the intimidating factor and confrontational attitude that you lack. You regard Academic Types as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to interact with. You associate with some Blue collar and White collar types, and find that these are the people that mostly want to hang around you. You see Artist types as attention seekers and are often the person to criticize them. For this reason, Artist types envy and fear you. You may enjoy the risk taking personality of Gambler types, but you also think that they are loners. You see Drifter types as social dropouts.

Other types' view of you
Boss types like you but they dont always trust you. Academic Types have very little in common with you, therefore they avoid you. Artist types tend to avoid you because you may attack them verbally due to their personality differences. White and Blue collar types like interacting with you, and they sometimes envy your charisma. Gambler types may deal with you if they think that you have something useful to offer them. Drifter types may associate with you, but they generally believe that your archetype is stuck up.

Alpha Charmer:
-More ambitious than Charmer
Expected Occupations: Corporate Executive, Real Estate Agent, Politician
Charmer:
-More fun-loving than Alpha Charmer
Expected Occupations: Sales representative, Teacher, Aesthetician, Hair Stylist, Artist, Actor, Social Worker, Manager



p-)

Brentmeister
07-04-2005, 08:06 PM
it said I was 100% middle-eastern :lol:
you'll never be a pilot now p-)

Your Crop Dusting days are over.

Kitsune
07-04-2005, 09:50 PM
This "FaceAnalyzer" is often exact in an downright uncanny manner...

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5711/kitsunepersonalityprofile0ew.jpg

Simply astonishing, this resemblance.

:D

elguapo
07-04-2005, 11:23 PM
thats probably true

http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/469_1120533733_untitled1.jpg

Jack Mehoff
07-04-2005, 11:27 PM
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2423/face2uw.jpg

WackyWoodChuck
07-05-2005, 08:12 AM
website wont take the picture... it loads for 10 minutes, then it just times out

WackyWoodChuck
07-05-2005, 08:16 AM
wow now the website wont load at all. good stuff

<Gypsum Fantastic>
07-05-2005, 08:25 AM
wow now the website wont load at all. good stuff

You idiot, you've broken the internet!

WackyWoodChuck
07-05-2005, 08:32 AM
lol i love things that dont load. woot

n4292936
07-05-2005, 08:56 AM
well this tops phrenology as the new pseudo science of the century :roll:

WackyWoodChuck
07-05-2005, 09:56 AM
am i the only cool person not to be able to use the website?
:lol:

Jack Mehoff
07-06-2005, 04:46 PM
http://img66.echo.cx/img66/9851/kerry4hr.th.jpg (http://img66.echo.cx/my.php?image=kerry4hr.jpg)
http://img66.echo.cx/img66/8278/osama6qo.th.jpg (http://img66.echo.cx/my.php?image=osama6qo.jpg)