The Kniferiver Ranch

[Guttorm]

ANyone heard of this place? Or know of anyone similar?

Thinking of spending a week there on my next trip to the states.

http://www.kniferiverranch.com

[Salty Dog]

rent the movie city slickers, that will tell you everything. :P

[Jack Mehoff]

Don't forget to visit Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon

[Guttorm]

MarineDEP4: is this ranche in the movie Cityslickers, or is that your

attempt on a joke? :D

Jack: Is Las Vegas and the grand canyon close to this place?

:D My knowledge of american geography is as good as your knowlede of Norwegian geography :D

[Salty Dog]

MarineDEP4: is this ranche in the movie Cityslickers, or is that your

attempt on a joke? :D

Jack: Is Las Vegas and the grand canyon close to this place?

:D My knowledge of american geography is as good as your knowlede of Norwegian geography :D

the ranch isn't in city slickers, but the movie is about a ranch like this, where you work on it and stuff.

[Jack Mehoff]

Jack: Is Las Vegas and the grand canyon close to this place?

:D My knowledge of american geography is as good as your knowlede of Norwegian geography :D

Only 4-5 hours drive in between Las Vegas and Grand Canyon. It will take you maybe half a day to drive from North Dakota to Las Vegas...i think

[farmgirl]

Iowa is the place to be. :)

Here's where I'm from.....

http://www.800-tourvbc.com/

Of course... Las Vegas is a long ways from here.... but.... you can't have everything.... where would you put it? (bonus points to anyone who can tell me where that line comes from)

[Jack Mehoff]

Iowa is too flat and boring

[farmgirl]

Iowa is too flat and boring

Have you ever been to Iowa Jack? Kansas and Nebraska are flat and boring.... Iowa, however, is not! :) Besides... how boring can it be? I live here. :)

[Jack Mehoff]

Iowa is too flat and boring

Have you ever been to Iowa Jack? Kansas and Nebraska are flat and boring.... Iowa, however, is not! :) Besides... how boring can it be? I live here. :)

good point

[California Joe]

"cause I wanna be a COWBOY baybayyyy"

If you want to work I'll meet you on my land in Vermont and we can drink and cut down trees and ****. I need to clear some land for a cabin.

[Trigger]

*cue 'Love Shack' by the B-52s*

[California Joe]

I got me a Chrysler.............

[Trigger]

...It's as big as a whale!

[farmgirl]

and I'm about to set sail......

[Trigger]

Shut up, you'll ruin our Metro moment. :D

[farmgirl]

Shut up, you'll ruin our Metro moment. :D


wait.... correct me if I'm wrong... did you just tell me to shut up?????
I'm telling

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[California Joe]

Oh no he didn't! *doing the black woman on Rikki Lake head thing*

[Trigger]

Talk to the hand gir'fren!
*Z-snap*

[farmgirl]

Talk to the hand gir'fren!
*Z-snap* rofl

[Guttorm]

"cause I wanna be a COWBOY baybayyyy"

If you want to work I'll meet you on my land in Vermont and we can drink and cut down trees and ****. I need to clear some land for a cabin.

I'm game. No ****.

[farmgirl]

"cause I wanna be a COWBOY baybayyyy"

If you want to work I'll meet you on my land in Vermont and we can drink and cut down trees and ****. I need to clear some land for a cabin.

I'm game. No ****.

When you boys are done there.... I've got some work you can do down on the farm..... :D

[Haiw]

If you pay the tickets... sure. :P

[Guttorm]

If you pay the tickets... sure. :P

Yeah, thats sort of the part that sucks... I costs somewhere around 1000$ for a roundtrip.

But HEY! I'll gladly pay that to help Joe! :D

I don't even know where Vermont is.

But! I AM planning a new trip over the pond, and if you still need help, sure! :)

[farmgirl]

If you pay the tickets... sure. :P

Yeah, thats sort of the part that sucks... I costs somewhere around 1000$ for a roundtrip.

But HEY! I'll gladly pay that to help Joe! :D

I don't even know where Vermont is.

But! I AM planning a new trip over the pond, and if you still need help, sure! :)


to help Joe? Hello???? The farm is so much more fun than Vermont. I'll make sure some of my senior girls come out to serve you lemonade.... ;)

[Merik]

So now that we know what town you live in FG, whats your addy? :lol:

[farmgirl]

So now that we know what town you live in FG, whats your addy? :lol:


why? are you going to come and kill me? ;)

[Merik]

Ummmmm.....If I said no, does that score me a couple extra points? ;)

[Guttorm]

If you pay the tickets... sure. :P

Yeah, thats sort of the part that sucks... I costs somewhere around 1000$ for a roundtrip.

But HEY! I'll gladly pay that to help Joe! :D

I don't even know where Vermont is.

But! I AM planning a new trip over the pond, and if you still need help, sure! :)


to help Joe? Hello???? The farm is so much more fun than Vermont. I'll make sure some of my senior girls come out to serve you lemonade.... ;)

SO yer telling me to go to Kniferiver instead of going to vermont and "drink and cut down trees and ****"? :)
Oh... And are we talking senior High school girls? :D

Anyway, I have ONE problem about getting there... You have to drive... And after driving the new jersy turnpike, and the I-95, and seeing how some people over there drive, I'd rather not drive... :)

[farmgirl]

Ummmmm.....If I said no, does that score me a couple extra points? ;)

well yes... it always scores points with me when people don't want to kill me! :)

[farmgirl]

If you pay the tickets... sure. :P

Yeah, thats sort of the part that sucks... I costs somewhere around 1000$ for a roundtrip.

But HEY! I'll gladly pay that to help Joe! :D

I don't even know where Vermont is.

But! I AM planning a new trip over the pond, and if you still need help, sure! :)


to help Joe? Hello???? The farm is so much more fun than Vermont. I'll make sure some of my senior girls come out to serve you lemonade.... ;)

SO yer telling me to go to Kniferiver instead of going to vermont and "drink and cut down trees and ****"? :)
Oh... And are we talking senior High school girls? :D

Anyway, I have ONE problem about getting there... You have to drive... And after driving the new jersy turnpike, and the I-95, and seeing how some people over there drive, I'd rather not drive... :)

No... not Kniferiver.... IOWA. :) Yes... girls that are juniors and seniors in high school.... 17-18 years old... would that work? :)
Joe can just drive you... I'm sure he'd welcome a chance to come to Iowa..... ;)

[Guttorm]

If you pay the tickets... sure. :P

Yeah, thats sort of the part that sucks... I costs somewhere around 1000$ for a roundtrip.

But HEY! I'll gladly pay that to help Joe! :D

I don't even know where Vermont is.

But! I AM planning a new trip over the pond, and if you still need help, sure! :)


to help Joe? Hello???? The farm is so much more fun than Vermont. I'll make sure some of my senior girls come out to serve you lemonade.... ;)

SO yer telling me to go to Kniferiver instead of going to vermont and "drink and cut down trees and ****"? :)
Oh... And are we talking senior High school girls? :D

Anyway, I have ONE problem about getting there... You have to drive... And after driving the new jersy turnpike, and the I-95, and seeing how some people over there drive, I'd rather not drive... :)

No... not Kniferiver.... IOWA. :) Yes... girls that are juniors and seniors in high school.... 17-18 years old... would that work? :)
Joe can just drive you... I'm sure he'd welcome a chance to come to Iowa..... ;)

Yup... 18 would work... With my extreme good looks (see avatar :D ) i'd have them on their knees...

this is not what I was supposed to talk about...

So, where in Iowa should I go? Seriously, Last time I was over the pond I Only went to big citys, Miami, Atlanta, Washington DC and New York.
This time I'd like to get to see some of the American nature.

[Vance]

If you pay the tickets... sure. :P

Yeah, thats sort of the part that sucks... I costs somewhere around 1000$ for a roundtrip.

But HEY! I'll gladly pay that to help Joe! :D

I don't even know where Vermont is.

But! I AM planning a new trip over the pond, and if you still need help, sure! :)


to help Joe? Hello???? The farm is so much more fun than Vermont. I'll make sure some of my senior girls come out to serve you lemonade.... ;)

SO yer telling me to go to Kniferiver instead of going to vermont and "drink and cut down trees and ****"? :)
Oh... And are we talking senior High school girls? :D

Anyway, I have ONE problem about getting there... You have to drive... And after driving the new jersy turnpike, and the I-95, and seeing how some people over there drive, I'd rather not drive... :)

No... not Kniferiver.... IOWA. :) Yes... girls that are juniors and seniors in high school.... 17-18 years old... would that work? :)
Joe can just drive you... I'm sure he'd welcome a chance to come to Iowa..... ;)
W00t W00t. I'm game, baby!

[farmgirl]

If you pay the tickets... sure. :P

Yeah, thats sort of the part that sucks... I costs somewhere around 1000$ for a roundtrip.

But HEY! I'll gladly pay that to help Joe! :D

I don't even know where Vermont is.

But! I AM planning a new trip over the pond, and if you still need help, sure! :)


to help Joe? Hello???? The farm is so much more fun than Vermont. I'll make sure some of my senior girls come out to serve you lemonade.... ;)

SO yer telling me to go to Kniferiver instead of going to vermont and "drink and cut down trees and ****"? :)
Oh... And are we talking senior High school girls? :D

Anyway, I have ONE problem about getting there... You have to drive... And after driving the new jersy turnpike, and the I-95, and seeing how some people over there drive, I'd rather not drive... :)

No... not Kniferiver.... IOWA. :) Yes... girls that are juniors and seniors in high school.... 17-18 years old... would that work? :)
Joe can just drive you... I'm sure he'd welcome a chance to come to Iowa..... ;)

Yup... 18 would work... With my extreme good looks (see avatar :D ) i'd have them on their knees...

this is not what I was supposed to talk about...

So, where in Iowa should I go? Seriously, Last time I was over the pond I Only went to big citys, Miami, Atlanta, Washington DC and New York.
This time I'd like to get to see some of the American nature.


Did you check out the link to my home county? It's truly beautiful here, and we're not far from some decent cities as well. Let me know... seriously... we can have a mini Militaryphotos reunion, and I'll provide the high school girls. As long as you all treat them nice. I won't buy you liquor if you're under age though.... I'm a teacher afterall..... :)

Vance... you can come too. :) I think I'll need Joe here to keep you boys in line.... :) Oh yeah... and my daughter is off limits. :slap:

[Guttorm]

Did you check out the link to my home county? It's truly beautiful here, and we're not far from some decent cities as well. Let me know... seriously... we can have a mini Militaryphotos reunion, and I'll provide the high school girls. As long as you all treat them nice. I won't buy you liquor if you're under age though.... I'm a teacher afterall..... :)

Vance... you can come too. :) I think I'll need Joe here to keep you boys in line.... :) Oh yeah... and my daughter is off limits. :slap:

Sooo... What defines nice treatment? I can only promise to be gentle... ;)

I'll send you a PM when I get my planning under way. :)
And I can buy my own damn liquor... :D

[Merik]

and I'll provide the high school girls

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woot

[Beowulf]

alllll right....gigiddy giggidy

[Haiw]

If only I had money for a plane ticket... ;)