Favorite Movie Quotes...

[NcDeuce]

"Little Girl: Wow! It's a scooner!

William Black: Ha ha ha ha! You dumb bastard! It's not a scooner...it's a Sailboat!

Little Boy: A scooner IS a sailboat Stupid Head!

William Black: Well ya know what! There is NO Easter Bunny!! Over there? That's just a guy in a suit"


Are you a pothead, Focker?


Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security.


Who'd have thought it wasn't about a dragon.
Jack: Huh?
Greg Focker: Well some people think that 'to puff the magic dragon' means to... puff... smoke... marijuana cigarettes.
Jack: You a part of that Focker?



The animal doesn't even have thumbs Focker!

[FallenAngel]

I love the small of napalm in the morning! :D

[Roger Rabbit]

Monty Python's Life of Brian

Brian: You are all individuals

Big crowd of people: We are all individuals

One peron in crowd: I'm not


So much funnier when you see the film.

[Flagg]

Austin Powers:

Clerk: One Swedish made ***** enlarger pump.

Austin: That's not mine!

Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made ***** enlarger.....signed by Austin Powers.

Austin: I'm telling you baby, that's not mine!

Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made ***** enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.

Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

Clerk: One book...entitled "Swedish Made ***** Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!",

[Flagg]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion...

Ferris: ...it is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

[Flagg]

And last, but not least, my two personal favorites:

Gladiator:

Maximus: "What we do in life, echoes in eternity."


Rocky:

Rocky Balboa: "I can't beat him. But that don't bother me. The only thing I want to do is to go the distance, that's all. Because if that bell rings and I'm still standing, then I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I wasn't just another bum from the neighborhood."

[wulfstan]

From Gladiator, unsure of character names;

Centurian; Don't these people know when they are conqured?
Ceasar; Would you? Would I?

[Gringo]

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

[MolliG]

… Now what kind of device has a telescopic sight mounted on it?

What you mean like a rifle?

A .30-calibre bolt-action 700 with a carbon-one modification and a state-of-the-art Hensholdt tactical scope. -And it’s staring straight at you.

Yeah, how’s my f*cking hair?

At this range the, the exit wound ought to be about the size of a small tangerine.

Nice try, pal. Go to hell.

[GUN COCKS]

Now, doesn’t that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know, like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn’t he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It’s cool, isn’t it?...

:D

From Phonebooth... Kiefer Sutherland's voice, just gives it that extra edge.

[farmgirl]

Well written movies are the best.... just a few....

The Princess Bride.... ahh so many....

"clearly you have a dizzying intellect"

"as you wish"

"thank you for bringing up a very painful subject, now why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour some lemon juice on it."

"my way isn't very sportsmanlike"

"my name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father; prepare to die."

I like Tombstone. It has some of the best lines ever....

"Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?"

"I stand corrected Wyatt, you are an oak."

"Ed what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness. Does this mean we're not friends anymore?"

"You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I don't think that I could bear it."

"Oh Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now."

Another favorite of mine is from Sean Connery as Mason in The Rock
"Your best? Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the prom queen."

[Sparky2129]

Both of these are from Boondock saints:

1.)
Connor MacM****: Jesus! He brought a six-shooter!
Murphy MacM****: Theres' nine bodies genius!
Connor MacM****: What the **** were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?

2.)
Murphy MacM****: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa ...
Connor Mac M****: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ****ing minutes.

[pAt]

who You Going to call?


Private pile im gonna cut ur balls off so you cannot comtaminate the rest of the world



Yo saddle up Lock n' Load *sounds of guns cocking*




i had better ---jim carry in Lier lier

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[Vance]

Robin Hood: Men in Tights



Achoo: Hey, Blinkin'!

Blinkin': Did you say, Abe Lincoln?

Achoo: No, I didn't say Abe Lincoln, I said hey, blinkin'!

The Simpsons (This counts)



Homer: Bart, tonight, we're gonna take you hunting, and make a man out of you.

Bart: I dunno, a bunch of guys, alone, in a forest....sounds kinda gay.



Moe: Well, since it didn't work with Bart, why don't we get Lisa and take her out hunting and make a man out of her?

Homer: No...she's a vegetarian.

Moe: Oh, Jesus Homer...you and Marge ain't cousins, are ya?

[Kriz]

From the movie Memento;

LEONARD (V.O.)
I have to believe in the world outside my
own mind. I have to believe that my
actions still have meaning, even if I
can't remember them. I have to believe
that when my eyes are closed, the world's
still there.
But do I? Do I believe the world's still
there?

[MolliG]

Another (from Malèna)...


At registration in class.

Pupil Professor, can I put my d*** between Malèna's t**s?

Another Pupil Can I put mine in her mouth?

Another Pupil Can I put mine between her legs?

Malèna's Father, The Deaf Teacher Okay, but one at a time!

A bit dirty, but hilarious when watched! :lol:

[farmgirl]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail....
again too many to list.... but a few....

"Who are you so wise in the ways of science?"

"Now go, or I shall taunt you a second time."

"You're mortally wounded."
"Am not"

"Right, I'll do you for that."
"what are you going to do bleed on me?"

"are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!


and who could forget......

BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR: A duck!
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore?
VILLAGER #2: A witch!
VILLAGER #1: A witch!


ahhhh good times.... ;)

[ibstolidude]

Bad dude- You wanna take this outside.
James Garner - Be my guest.
WHACK w/his pistol on the dudes head after he turned to walk out.
Jack Elam - You hit him from behind!
James Garner - Just as hard as I could!


Ash - Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash - Well hello Mr fancy pants. I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and ****, and Jack left town.

Jay: All you mother****ers are gonna pay. It is YOU who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all ****ing next.


Whillenholly: And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising.
Jay: Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm! See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I **** on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the ****.

Jay: I am the craftiest mother****er alive!


Wyatt Earp: You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why do you do it?
Doc Holliday: Wyatt is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't.


Jake Speed: Why do you think bad things happen? So you have something good to look forward to! If everything was same-o, same-o, you'd die of boredom!

[aktarian]

I beleive that in nuclear war the war itself is the enemy
Crimson Tide.


I say again. Drop everything you have inside my positions. It's a great f**king war.


Ya smoke this **** so to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this ****. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is.



"You know Junior, some of the things we've done, man...I don't feel like we've done something wrong. Sometimes, man...I get this bad feeling. I told the padre the truth man, I like it here. Get to do what you want, nobody ****s with you. The only worry you got is dying. And if that happens you won't know about it anyway. So what the **** man?"
"****! I gotta be in this hole with you man?"


What's the matter boy? He ain't gonna bite you. That's a good gook; good and dead.

Platoon



"Fuel status says we turn back now." "Wait a minute. Fuel status? You have a reserve, don't you?" "Yes, sir. I've got a ten minute reserve... but I'm not allowed to invade that except in time of war." "If you don't get me on that goddamned submarine, that might be exactly what you'll have! You got me? Now you have ten more minutes' worth of fuel, we stay here ten more minutes!"



We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.


Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.


"Hey I think someone just shot a torpedo at us!" "No ****, Buckwheat, now get the hell out of here!"


"What's his plan?" "His plan?" "Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan."



Once we flew this guy and he puked all over the windshield. And I'm not talking about normal stuff, but chunky parts.

The Hunt for Red October

[farmgirl]

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why do you do it?
Doc Holliday: Wyatt is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't.





I love that one too.... Val Kilmer was soooo good in Tombstone! :)

[Gringo]

Monty Python is the best. Best comedy ever made.

Villager: She turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Villager: I got better

Bedevere: Oooooooo!
Lancelot: No it's Arggh! From the back of the throat
Bedevere: No I mean Oooooooo as in alarm and suprise
Lancelot: Oh, you mean Ahhh!
Bedevere: Yes yes, Ahhh!

And here is one of my favourites from Dogma

Jay: Guys don't just fall out of the sky you know
Rufus: AAAHHHHHH!
*lands on the road*
Jay: Beautiful naked bid tited women don't just fall out of the sky you know

[ibstolidude]

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter: Good point.

Inigo Montoya - Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
Count - Yes.
Inigo Montoya - Power too. Promise me that.
Count - All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya - Offer me everything I ask for.
Count - Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya - I want my father back, you son of bitch.

We are men of action, lies do not become us.

Sparrow - Put it away, son. Its not worth you getting beat again.
Turner - You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Sparow - That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

[Trigger]

"A**hole?...a**hole?...I'm not the one who just got butt-f**ked on national TV"

"Now I have a machine gun...ho...ho...ho"

"I don't want 'neutral', I want 'dead'" —Die Hard

"Sometimes you just have to say 'what the f**k' and make your move" —Risky Business

"Now I know why I always lose women to guys like you: It's the stories that you tell. Lee Harvey, when you and your friend stole the cow...and your friend tried to make it with the cow...I wanna party with you cowboy"

"Allright, any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off!?"—Stripes

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput?...disconcerting."—Saving Private Ryan

"You tell 'em that I'm comin', AND HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!!"—Tombstone

Alien organism: "RWAAAAAWRRRGH"
MacReady: "Yeah? f**k you too!"—The Thing

[Gringo]

"Get away from her you BITCH!"

[aktarian]

"When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations." " Aggressive negotiations? What's that?" "Ah well it's negotiations with a lightsaber."



Master Windu, you have fought gallantly. Worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi Order. Now... it is finished!"

Star Wars: Episode II-Attack of the Clones

[Seiyuuki]

God made women so beautiful...then he turn them into wives.

[hank]

Since Tombstone and Wyatt Earp keep coming up, in Wyatt Earp there is a great scene where 2 ladies walking down the sidewalk make fun of Doc Holliday nearly passed out in a horse trough full of water.

Doc looks up and says "All of ya'll can kiss my rebel d _ _ k!"

Also - Unforgiven - Will Munny comes to kill Greely and Little Bill at Greely's Billiard Hall

Munny (Clint Eastwood) says to the people standing behind Greely before he shoots him

"Anybody don't want to get shot better clear out"

Munny shoots Greely and Little Bill says to Munny

"You sir, are cowardly son of a bitch, you just shot an unarmed man"

Munny - "Well he should have armed himself if he was going to decorate the front of his saloon with my friend."

Little Bill "You'd be Will Munny, killer of women and children"

Munny "That's right, I've killed women and children, I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another and I've come to kill you Little Bill. Ya'll better clear out."

Unforgiven is a great western IMHO

[IronHeart_26]

Y'all will probably laugh at me but one of my favorite movies to quote is Steel Magnolias:

"You know what they say? If you can't say anything nice...come sit by me."

"He's a reall gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it."

"Why Weezer, you're most chipper today. Did you run over a small child or something?"

"You have the handwriting of a serial killer."

And another favorite, Empire of the Sun:

Pacey to Jim- "Jim, didn't a teach you anything?"
JIm to Pacey- "

[IronHeart_26]

Oops hit the wrong key..

Empire of the Sun:

Pacey to Jim, "Jim, didn't I teach you anything?"
Jim to pacey, "Yes, yes you taught me that people will do anything for a potato."

Jim- "I learned a new word today, Atom Bomb." "It was a white light in the sky...like God taking a photograph."

[PsihoKeke]

Braiindead: I kick ass for Lord.

Bad Taste: I'm Derek, Dereks don't run.
Suck my sping steel ****head.

They Live: I came here to chew gum, make bubles and kick ass. And I'm all out of gum. (my favorite)

Stalingrad: (solider) Wo sind die Pferden.
(comander at AT gun) Wir sind die Pferden.

Army of Darkness: (evil Ash) I'm bad and you're goood.
BLAM
(Ash) I'm not that good.

(Demonic version of Ashes girlfriend) I may be bad but I'm feeling good.

(evil Ash) I live again.

Sledge Hammer: Trust me I know what I'm doing.

Black Adder: I have a cunning plan.

The way of the gun: We are not talking about how long you're gonna live but how slow you're gonna die.

Dirty Harry: Comon make my day.

[Herrmannek]

Dr Strangelove
# Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.

Dirty Harry
#You might be thinking to yourself, did he fire five shots or six? You also have to ask this, Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

[Dennis G]

Scarface

"How ya getta scar like that from eatin' pussy, man?" (Tony to immigration officer)

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of ****ing assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****ing fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

"And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets ****ed!" (Omar to Tony & Manny)

"Why don't you try stickin' jou head up jour ass -- see if it fits" (Tony to Hector)

"Now the leg, huh?" (Hector severing Angel Fernandez' leg with a chainsaw)

"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get ****ed." (Tony to Manny)

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman." (Tony to Manny)

"I neva ****ed anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa)

"**** Gaspar Gomez, and **** the ****in' Diaz brothers! ****'em all! I bury those ****-a-roaches!" (Tony to Frank)

"You can't tell me what to do, Tony. No more -- I am not a baby any more. I'll do what I wanna do, I'll see whoever I wanna see, and if I wanna ****'im, Tony, then I'll ****'im!" (Gina to Tony)

"Manolo, shoot dat piece o' chit for me"

"Say goodnight to the bad guy"

"You die, mother****er!" (Tony to Alberto)

"Well you stupid ****, look at you now!" (Tony to Alberto)

"I'm Tony Montana! You **** wit me, you ****in' wit da best!"

"Don't **** wit me!"

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
Tony's last words... and the splash!

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[NcDeuce]

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

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Classic

[farmgirl]

Y'all will probably laugh at me but one of my favorite movies to quote is Steel Magnolias:

"You know what they say? If you can't say anything nice...come sit by me."

"He's a reall gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it."

"Why Weezer, you're most chipper today. Did you run over a small child or something?"

"You have the handwriting of a serial killer."

And another favorite, Empire of the Sun:

Pacey to Jim- "Jim, didn't a teach you anything?"
JIm to Pacey- "


I love those quotes IronHeart.... nicely done.... there are some more from SM that are funny too... well written movie.

[Salty Dog]

"let me see your war face!"
"sir?"
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

[Ratamacue]

"F*ckin', what the f*ckin'!? F*ck! Who the f*ck!? F*ck this! F*ckin'! How'd you do f*ckin'!? F*ck! F*CK!!!!"
- The Boondock Saints

[Beowulf]

Usual suspects has tons of great quotes.

"One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... huh. Oswald was a fag."


"Old MacDonald had a farm. E-i-e-i-o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Bada boom, bada bing bang boom."

Big lebowski:
"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me, you know? Uh, that, or uh His Dudness, or uh, Duder, or uh, you know, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

Army of darkness:
Ash: Good...bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash: Yo, she-bitch. Let's go.

some demon: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some!

Holy Grail

"St. Atilla raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'"

"Wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty girl. And she must pay her penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the Grail Shaped Beacon. You must tie her down on a bed, and spank her!"
"A spanking, a spanking!"
"You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me."
"And spank me!"
"And me!"


"And me!"
"Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!"
"A spanking, a spanking, a spanking!"
"And after the spanking, the oral ***!"
"Oooh! A spanking!"
"Well, I could stay a bit longer."

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Death...What do ya'll know about death?"

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[hood]

Heat:

Michael Cheritto: Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice.

Vincent Hanna: It's like you said. All I am is what I'm going after.

Justine Hanna: You don't live with me, you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through.

Interview with the Vampire:

Lestat: Your body's dying. Pay no attention.

Tombstone:

Doc Holliday: I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.

[stuntman]

The Three Amigos

Some Guy: Hey, ah ha, its a sweater!


Chevy Chase: Looks like somebody's been down here with the ugly stick.

Austin Powers

Basil Expedition: The cold war is over!
Austin Powers: Well! Finally those capitalistic pigs will pay for
their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Expedition: Austin....we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, smashing! Yea capitalism!
Animal house

Bluto: BLOWJOB!
Delta House Brothers: (Under their breath) Blowjob! Blowjob!

Hoover: I don't think it's fair!
Dean Wormer: I'LL tell you what's fair and what's not!
Bluto: EAT ME!
Delta House Brothers: (Under their breath) Eat me! Eat me!
Hoover: (To Boon) Will you tell those assholes to shutup?
Boon: Hey, SHUTUP YOU ASSHOLES!


Bluto:What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE
decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
HELL, NO!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: It ain't over now! For when the goin' gets
tough,..............the tough get going! Who's with me!? LET'S GO!
C'MON! OOOOOOOOOOOO!

Coming to America


Eddie Murphy as Prince Akeem: Behold Semmi! Life! Real life, a thing that we have been denied for far too long. GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBORS!
Neighbor: Hey **** you!
Akeem: YES! YES! **** YOU TOO!

Friday

Pastor: Excuse me, brother! What we call drugs down at the 74th
St. Baptist Church....(sings) We call a sin a sin sin!!
Smokey: (imitating his preacher sound)t Well 'round here, at 10
Normandy in the West'n...we call this here a little twenty
twin-twin! Niggah!

[wulfstan]

Homer; They may never know the delights of a monkey knife fight.


Heard this the other day, almost died laughing.

[Roger Rabbit]

Good to see Monty Python is as popular as ever. I think Life of Brian, Holy Grail and Meaning of Life should be compulsory viewing in schools. Its a part of growing up.

[Herrmannek]

Good to see Monty Python is as popular as ever. I think Life of Brian, Holy Grail and Meaning of Life should be compulsory viewing in schools. Its a part of growing up.

Na...they are to leftist :)

[Roger Rabbit]

Damn commies get everywhere :P

Anyway heres another quote

"He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy."


"Whos that Welsh tart?" That one always cracks me up.

[Gringo]

Good to see Monty Python is as popular as ever. I think Life of Brian, Holy Grail and Meaning of Life should be compulsory viewing in schools. Its a part of growing up.

Yup makes learning more interesting. Especially with Coconuts and Swallows and how easy the people of Judia are to pursaude that your are the messiah.

[Rantanplan]

Good to see Monty Python is as popular as ever. I think Life of Brian, Holy Grail and Meaning of Life should be compulsory viewing in schools. Its a part of growing up.

Well I watched all three Movies the thirst time in School woot

God bless german hippie teachers that are bored of teaching rofl

[Roger Rabbit]

Got hold of some Flying Circus episodes the other day and they werent that great. Nowhere near as funny as the films. I think for Flying Circus you need to pick and mix sketches.

[MolliG]

I've never in my whole life (all 16 years of it) seen a Monty Python film. Seen bits of the old TV series on UK Gold (or some similiar channel)... I didn't really laugh :|, guess I'm just an old fart, or to busy watching something else (which is probably more interesting... To me) on another channel. :P

[Roger Rabbit]

The films are so much better than Flying Circus(with the exception of some sketchs, dead Parrot, etc etc). Go down to your local blockbusters and get The Life of Brian and the The Holy Grail, if you don't piss yourself laughing then give me your back account details and i'll refund your money. :lol:

[aktarian]

Good to see Monty Python is as popular as ever. I think Life of Brian, Holy Grail and Meaning of Life should be compulsory viewing in schools. Its a part of growing up.

I don't know what's with British humor that sticks out. Don't want to offend anybody but I consider "The New Statesman" or "Yes, (Prime) Minister" much better than "Friends" or "Married with Children"

[Rantanplan]

the Hitler in England sketch was amazing rofl

"Shut up you Nazi!"

[Roger Rabbit]

What was that sketch? sounds good.

[Rantanplan]

Try to dowload it from Kazaa. Its just great

here ist das Drehb.... eh I mean the script.


http://www.docweasel.com/members/05/tv/01/1203visitors.html

[Trigger]

Nice sig Rantanplan :D

I like the 'Confuse the Cat' skit among others from Flying Circus.

[PsihoKeke]

Don't forget the dead mother and fish dance.


Oh yeah another quote: And now something copletly different.

[Roger Rabbit]

Cheers for that Rantanplan.

Anyone seen the British Army sketch.

"Today we'll be marching up and down the square unless anyones got anything better do? WELL? Has anybody got anything they would rather be doing than marching up and down the square?"

"well actually i'd quite like to be at home with the wife and kids."

[Kriz]

Cheers for that Rantanplan.

Anyone seen the British Army sketch.

"Today we'll be marching up and down the square unless anyones got anything better do? WELL? Has anybody got anything they would rather be doing than marching up and down the square?"

"well actually i'd quite like to be at home with the wife and kids."

That one is soooooooooooooooo goood :D

[Gringo]

Good to see Monty Python is as popular as ever. I think Life of Brian, Holy Grail and Meaning of Life should be compulsory viewing in schools. Its a part of growing up.

I don't know what's with British humor that sticks out. Don't want to offend anybody but I consider "The New Statesman" or "Yes, (Prime) Minister" much better than "Friends" or "Married with Children"

I saw some clips of the New Statemen on the 100 greatest TV characters on Channel 4. Very funny when he tortures that teddy bear.

*Cuts bears ears off*
"Now I want the........ what do you mean you can't hear?"

and the Falklands war veteren asking him
"Hey, do you remember the Falklands War?"
"Yes made a fortune from it!"

[Alpha Leader]

Clint Eastwood in Heartbrake Rigde:i dont wanna die beacuse you dont habla!!

In jail:I eat bobwire and **** napalm.

[intelligenzija]

you see what happens larry? you see what happens WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS, LARRY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!!

-> the big lebowski

[Trigger]

"Just reach in there and get my wallet"
"Which one is yours?"
"It's the one that says 'Bad Mother F**ker'"

or

"Is there a sign in front of my house that says 'Dead Ni**er Storage'?"
Pulp Fiction

[Rantanplan]

"It's the one that says 'Bad Mother F**ker'

Thats funny. In the German synchronization he said "Böser schwarzer Man" (Bad Black Man) instead of Bad Mother Fu.... :D

[Trigger]

rofl

[Rantanplan]

Yeah, "It's the little differences"

[buckeyedoc]

"You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!"

Adventures of Ford Fairlane

[Haiw]

"It's the one that says 'Bad Mother F**ker'

Thats funny. In the German synchronization he said "Böser schwarzer Man" (Bad Black Man) instead of Bad Mother Fu.... :D
rofl
German synchronisations are always the crappiest around...thank god we just get our stuff in English here.

[MolliG]

Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction (1994): The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

:P

Samuel L Jackson, the coolest man on Earth. :D

[OzMan]

From Three Kings:

Maj. Archie Gates: "That's what makes us so badass; we've got the best flashlights."

Sgt. Troy Barlow: "Just stand outside and watch the door so Chief can translate my Iraqi Ass-map, ok?"

Spc. Conrad Vig: "The action we saw was on CNN, 'cept for that guy Troy shot."
Gates: "Shot him in the neck, didn't you?"
Barlow: "That's right, sir."
Vig: "It was f***ing badass man, I was there! F***ing took him out at four hundred yards! His head popped up three feet in the air man! It was a crazy shot!"
Barlow: "Don't say that."

Iraqi Interrogator: "What is the problem with Michael Jackson?"
Barlow: "What?"
Interrogator: "You know Michael Jackson? Hoo-hah, hah-hee. "Hello" With the white glove."
Barlow: "Yeah, Michael Jackson."

Barlow's wife: "What was that?"
Barlow: "The wall just exploded."
Wife: "I thought the war was over."
Barlow: "No, it's not over!"


Tears of the Sun:

Lt. A.K. Waters: "God already left Africa."

Waters: "Now cowboy the f*** up!!"


Old School:

At Frank's wedding:
Beanie: "You look a little pale, Mitch. You need to breathe, get a little air up there."
Mitch: "I don't want to breathe."
Beanie: "But you should be proud. Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a girl as ******ly enlightened as Hiedi? A girl like that comes around what, every hundred years?"
Mitch: "I wasn't looking for a girl like that."
Beanie: "Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everyone. You know what I mean? You're here."
Frank: "I just want to say thanks again. Best day ever, eh?"
Beanie: "Oh, don't get me started Frankie. You need to walk away from this ASAP."
Frank: "What?"
Beanie: "You need to get out."
(Frank's future wife walks down the aisle)
Beanie: "Well this is it Frank, it's now or never. You need to get out while you're still single."
Frank: "But I'm not single."
Beanie: "She's 30 yards away, you're still single."
Frank: "This is the best thing that's ever happened to me."
Beanie: "Why don't you give that 6 months. I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy Frank? Ah, there's my wife. Look at her, always smiling...JUDGING, WATCHING..."Look at the baby, look at the baby, look at the baby-"
Mitch: "She's walking down the aisle, let it go."
Beanie: "Well, let me be the first to congradulate you. You get one ****** the rest of your life. Real smart Frank, way to think it through."

More to come, as I think of them...

[Haiw]

"Please tell me this is the first time"
"Well do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time"

"Hello"
"yeah?"
"I'm here for the gangbang..."

Great movie rofl

[California Joe]

"Hey, try not to suck any **** on the way through the parking lot"

British Officer: You call yourself a patriot, and loyal subject to the Crown?
Hawkeye: I do not call myself subject to much at all.

Duncan: There is a war on. How is it you are heading west?
Hawkeye: Well, we kinda face to the north and, real sudden like, turn left.

[Trigger]

"I got this piece of rock candy...but it's not for eatin', it's just for lookin' through." Chief Dan George in The Outlaw Josey Wales

[TriggerPuller]

GYSGT Hartman: did your parents have any children that lived?
PVTPYLE:Yes sir!
GYSGT Hartman: Well I bet they regret that!!!!!



GYSGT Hartman: Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

TP

[California Joe]

FMJ and Josey Wales may be the best movies for cool quotes ever.

[MolliG]

http://www.sawnoff.demon.co.uk/kill.wav :D

[TriggerPuller]

FMJ and Josey Wales may be the best movies for cool quotes ever.Well you gonna pull them pistols boy or whistle dixie?

TP

[Trigger]

I'll have to add 'Unforgiven' to that list.

Gene Hackman: "He never did anything except stick that big ol' pecker of his into some little French girl Bob was sweet on..."

[California Joe]

Jamie: Wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: The hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms.

Carpetbagger: Your young friend could use some help. This is it. One dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.
Josey Wales: Works wonders on just about everything, huh?
Carpetbagger: It can do most anything.
Josey Wales: (Spits) "How's it with stains."
Josey Wales: When things look bad, and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad dog mean. Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win, that's just the way it is."

Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales: Whenever I get to liking some one they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I noticed when you get to disliking someone they around for long neither."

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

[TriggerPuller]

Jamie: Wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: The hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms.

Carpetbagger: Your young friend could use some help. This is it. One dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.
Josey Wales: Works wonders on just about everything, huh?
Carpetbagger: It can do most anything.
Josey Wales: (Spits) "How's it with stains."
Josey Wales: When things look bad, and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad dog mean. Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win, that's just the way it is."

Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales: Whenever I get to liking some one they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I noticed when you get to disliking someone they around for long neither."

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dying ain't much of a living, boy." Chief Dan George kicks ass!!

TP

[California Joe]

Yes he does.

[MolliG]

We're not easily frightened. Also, we know how hard it is for an army to cross the channel. Last little corporal who tried came a-cropper. So don't threaten or dictate to us until you're marching up Whitehall! And even then we won't listen.

Sir David Kelly responding to Baron Von Richter's ultimatum.


Daka-Daka-Daka-Daka-Daka-Daka!

Both from The Battle of Britain. :P

[Gringo]

A few more

LA Confidential

"You say **** a lot"
"You **** for money"

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

"There are two kinds of people in the world Tuco; those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig!"

[erazer76]

eh every line from snatch?

from cobra,the bad guy:better to burn in hell then to serve in heaven!

[Deuterium]

Tombstone: "I'm Your Huckleberry"

Blues Brothers: "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!....................HIT IT!!! "

"It's got a cop motor, a four forty cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before the catalytic converter so it'll run good on regular gas."

DR Strangelove "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. "

"Well boys, I rekon this is it. Nuclear combat toe to toe with the Rooskies."

Young Frankenstein " What knockers!!"

[Flagg]

Silence Of The Lambs:

Doctor Lecter: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti....fvvvvvvvvvv!"

Reservoir Dogs:

Mister White: "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"

[aktarian]

I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer! Here's the entertainment! Now have fun! That's an order!


Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is mearly wishful thinking at its worst!

Starship Troopers

[PsihoKeke]

Full Metal Jacket: Wipe that smile from your face solider or I'll gauge your eyes out and skull **** you.

If it moves it's Vietcong.
And if it doesn't move?
Well disciplined Vietcong.

Send the ****** in front of trigger.

Where are you from?
Texas.
I can't belive it. Only idiots an queers come out of there. You don't look stupid to me so it kinda narrows the selection. Tell me do you suck ****s?!
Sir no sir!
Hell you don't. I bet you could suck a golf ball through garden hose.


Hellsing: Deathbringer Walther, think of your age.

You devlish monster!
Thank you for compliment.

Cobra: You are disease and I'm the cure.

Robocop: You've got 30 seconds to comply.

Empire strikes back: Luke I'm your father.

Highlander. It's better to burn than fade away.

There can be only one.

Snatch: What do you have gun for Tommy. Zi Germans?

[farmgirl]

Highlander. It's better to burn than fade away.

There can be only one.



I love Highlander.(even though it's a bit cheesy) I'd still take Sean Connery over most anyone.... old or not. He's it.

[aktarian]

Empire strikes back: Luke I'm your father.


This is one of the most misquoted quotes. Entire dialogue is this:


Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke: Nooooo! Nooooo!


Didn't you watch it last week?

[Kenshin]

From mah favorite "SNATCH"

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

"'Do you have anything to declare?' <--customs officer in airport
'Yeah. Don't go to England.'"

"Getaway driver? What the hell can he get away from?"

"If you want to know something he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumbs next. After
that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear....I'm hungry, let's get a taco."
- Mr. White in Reservoir Dogs

"Your best?? Losers always whine about their best... Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen."
- Sean Connery in The Rock quote given to me by Josh Boyle

"God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. ...while you're jumping from one foot to the next what is he doing?
He's laughing his sick f*cking ass off. He's a tightass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord!
Worship that? Never!"
- Al Pacino as Satan in The Devil's Advocate

"You can't respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work."
- Matthew Broderick as Ferris in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"You can never go too far."
- Matthew Broderick as Ferris in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Your eyes can be so cruel just as I can be so cruel."
- David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King in Labyrinth

"Don't tell me truth hurts little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell."
- Labyrinth

"Fear can hold you prisoner... Hope can set you free."
- The Shawshank Redemption

"I followed all the rules, man's and God's, and you, you followed none of them. And they all loved you more."
- Aidan Quinn as Alfred Ludlow in Legends of the Fall

"It was those who loved him most who died young. He was a rock they broke themselves against, however much he tried to
protect them."
- Gordon Tootoosis as One Stab in Legends of the Fall

"His grave is unmarked, but it does not matter. He had always lived in the border land anyway, somewhere between this land
and the other. It was a good death."
- Gordon Tootoosis as One Stab in Legends of the Fall

"It is hard to tell of happiness. Time goes by and we feel safer too soon."
- Gordon Tootoosis as One Stab in Legends of the Fall

"Stack 'em, pack 'em, and rack 'em."
- Die Hard II

"Don't be too nice to me, ok? It makes me nervous."
- Julia Roberts as Erin in Erin Brockovich

"Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here."
Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets

"Don't you understand? When you give up your dream, you die."
- Flashdance

"It's just stuff! And it's become more important to you then living. That's just nuts."
- American Beauty

"An entire government wants me dead, mister. Yet here I am."
- Richard Gere as Deklin Mulqueen in The Jackal

"Every human being is a tapistry and if you pull one thread the whole ****ing thing falls apart and you wind up staring at the
walls."
- The Twilight of the Golds

"I felt like destroying something beautiful."
- Fight Club

"It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything."
- Fight Club

"Nobility's not a birthright, it's defined by one's actions."
- Kevin Costner as Robin of Locksley in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves

"He fancies you, my lady. I am blind, but some things I can still see."
- Duncan in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves

"There are no perfect men in this world, only perfect intentions."
- Azeem in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves

"Nobody ever wins a fight."
- Patrick Swayze as Dalton in Roadhouse

"A bird and a fish can fall in love, but where will they nest?"
- Corrina, Corrina

[Nawlins]

"Your eyes can be so cruel just as I can be so cruel."
- David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King in Labyrinth

"Don't tell me truth hurts little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell."
- Labyrinth

Gotta love that movie.

Those are all pretty good quotes.

One of my favorites is from Legend:

Goblin: "She is only a female, she has no power."
Dark Lord: "Only the power of creation."

[Kriz]

"Fear can hold you prisoner... Hope can set you free."
- The Shawshank Redemption



Great quote from a great movie ! That's most likely my all time favourite ever. Great acting, great story, great soundtrack ...

[Minjin]

Where are you from?
Texas.
I can't belive it. Only idiots an queers come out of there. You don't look stupid to me so it kinda narrows the selection. Tell me do you suck ****s?!
Sir no sir!
Hell you don't. I bet you could suck a golf ball through garden hose.

to partially correct you:

"Where you from?
Texas.
BULL****, only steers and queers come from Texas. You don't look much like a cow to me so I guess that narrows it down a bit." Then on to the suck ****s part something to do with Steers and Queers anyway.

[Roger Rabbit]

to partially correct you:

BULL****, only steers and queers come from Texas. You don't look much like a steer to me so I guess that narrows it down a bit."

[PsihoKeke]

Thank you for corecting me. I wrote this lines by memory so I made few errors.

Oh and I didn't watch Star Wars marathon last week. I dont' watch TV after 21.30 during work week.

[L8apex]

Full metal jacket sound clips:

Great if we can get these as ringtones!!

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/fmj/sgthartman-soundboard-1.htm

[Anthony91]

"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast"
—Alan Garner (Zach Galifianakis), The Hangover

[Arnie100]

"I ain't got time to bleed."

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/46/predatoru.jpg (http://img33.imageshack.us/i/predatoru.jpg/)

"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7579/dirtyharry.png (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/dirtyharry.png/)

"I'll be back."

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/3601/illbeback769930b.png (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/illbeback769930b.png/)

"I AM YOUR FATHER!!"

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5008/iamyourfather.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/iamyourfather.jpg/)

[rdeyes]

Man on fire

Creasey- "my wish..... I wish you had more time"

Right before bomb in mans popper goes KABOOM!

[boone]

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy"

[fragmall]

A couple from Aliens.

Sgt Apone: All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!

Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: F@#kin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can bill me.

[Lethal Lou]

Badges - we don't need no stinking badges!

[Redox]

But in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men.

[MaNiC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8XaVWAsT9A

[LineDoggie]

"To a twisted New Yorker like you a hero is some kind of sandwich, not someone who takes on 3 tigers"

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/s81gWFanDO0
http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/MrTsuvykUZk

[Lethal Lou]

From Lord of War:

Borneo Officer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1997855/): We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Yuri Orlov (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/): Let me guess... this isn't about the alcohol or tobacco.

Yuri Orlov (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/): [after Andre shoots one of his suboordinates]
[Yelling]
Yuri Orlov (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/): Why did you do that?
Yuri Orlov (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/): [pauses and then speaks calmly] Now you have to buy it. It's a used gun.

Yuri Orlov (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/): You've got nothing on me, except cuffs.

From Kelly's Heroes:

Col. Dumpkopf (http://amazon.imdb.com/name/nm0403588/): Under the Geneva Convention...
Kelly (http://amazon.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): This isn't Geneva, Colonel.

Oddball (http://amazon.imdb.com/name/nm0000661/): Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Moriarty (http://amazon.imdb.com/name/nm0533891/): Crap!

Major General Colt (http://amazon.imdb.com/name/nm0005279/): Hey, did you lose my aerial photographs?

From Apocolypse Now:

Kilgore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000380/): Charlie don't surf!

Willard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000640/): "Never get out of the boat." Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin' all the way... Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole ****in' program.

Chief Quartermaster (QMC) Phillips (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0355278/): [Redux version] Captain, are you giving away our fuel for a Playmate of the Month?
Willard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000640/): No, Playmate of the Year, Chief!

From Air America:

Gene Ryack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000154/): Here at Air America, what's considered psychotic behavior anywhere else is company policy.

[to Billy]
Gene Ryack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000154/): Why don't you go home huh? Look at me, look at Neely, we're all a bunch of trouble junkies, we've been mainlining danger and adrenaline for so long nothing else gets us off, it's kind a sick.
[pause]
Gene Ryack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000154/): Before you pick up the habit and you will pick up the habit. Go back to L.A. and be the weirdest guy in the room again. Whada you think?

Gene Ryack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000154/): Well down here at Crazy Gene's Used Airplanes, people think we're out of our minds since we slashed the prices on our used C-123's!

From Blood Diamonds:

Danny Archer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000138/): T.I.A. This is Africa.

From The Green Berets:

Sybil Sutton: It's strange that we've never read of this in the newspapers.
Sergeant Muldoon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0712731/): Well... that's newspapers for you, ma'am. You could fill volumes with what you don't read in them."

[Ought Six]

An even better quote from 'Shawshank Redemption':

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
---

'Jurassic Park':

"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
---

'Army of Darkness':

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
---

'Gran Torino':

"Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fvcks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags."
---

'The Big Lebowski':

"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners."

[Johnny_H02]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3200/695621900.gif (http://img34.imageshack.us/i/695621900.gif/)
Zulu - Colour Sgt.Bourne

Mister Witt Sir, be quiet now, will you? There's a good gentleman. You'll upset the lads.

[JKD]

I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my **** was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off.


I'll be damned if I let some foreign, graffiti writin', soul suckin', son of a bitch in an oversized cowboy hat and boots take my friend's souls and sh!t 'em down the visitors toilet!

- Elvis
Bubba Ho-tep

[Winger]

Inglourious Basterds
Lt. Aldo Raine - "We 'aint in the prisoner taken' business, we in the Nazi killin' business and cousin......business is a'boomin."

[AgentX]

Well, **** you, too. **** me, **** you, **** this whole city and everyone in it. **** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. **** the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job! **** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in ****ing training. SLOW THE **** DOWN! **** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their ****s on my Channel 35. **** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? **** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ****ing came from! **** the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! **** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother ****ers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for ****ING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that ****? Give me a ****ing break! Tyco! Worldcom!

**** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ****in' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. **** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. **** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! **** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the **** on!

**** the corrupt cops with their **** violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! **** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****in' Otisville, J! **** Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

**** Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. **** Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. **** Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, ****ing bitch. **** my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. **** this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to ****ing ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place. [pause] No. No, **** you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb ****!
- 25th Hour

[FrankBooth]

Lots of good ones but this one is always on my mind.

Extreme Prejudice

Sheriff Hank Pearson


Funny, aint it, how it comes around. Right ways the hardest, wrong ways the easiest. Rule of nature, like water seeks the path of least resistance. So you get crooked rivers, crooked men.

[AgentX]

Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make. You can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won’t know for twenty years! And you may never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce…

And they say there’s no fate, but there is, it’s what you create. And even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead, or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain wasting years for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right, but it never comes. Or it seems to, but it doesn’t really.

So you spend you time in vague regret or vaguer hope that something good will come along, something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel cherished, something to make you feel loved. And the truth is: I feel so angry! And the truth is: I feel so ****ing sad! And the truth is: I’ve felt so ****ing hurt for so ****ing long. And for just as long, I’ve been pretending I’m okay, just to get along!

I don’t know why. Maybe because…no one wants to hear about my misery…because they have their own.

**** everybody. Amen.
- Synecdoche, New York (the priest eulogy)

[gaz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRSHXhJzsY

.................

[kinney_bmx]

"That was longer then a heartbeat"

Jim - 28 Days Later

[LaoSexMachine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=342tYSkNXNo

.

[JacquiMac]

Connor (http://www.militaryphotos.net/name/nm0001218/): Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fvcking rope for."

Rocco (http://www.militaryphotos.net/name/nm0217386/): They can suck my pathetic little ****, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

Rocco (http://www.militaryphotos.net/name/nm0217386/): Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fvcked!

[SoftLion]

Lumberg ****ed her.

- Office Space

[BlackFlag]

- 25th Hour

Agreed. probably my favorite monologue in a movie. Funny thing is, I usually loathe Spike Lee and his movies. This was the exception. Excellent movie. Excellent Actors. Excellent dialogue.

[AroundTheCorner]

Major Dieter Hellstrom: Did you hear that? That was the sound of my Walther. Pointed right at your at your ********s.

Lt. Archie Hicox: Why do you have your Walther pointed at my ********s?

Major Dieter Hellstrom: Because you've just given yourself away, Captain.

Lt. Archie Hicox: I was saying that makes two of us. I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: That makes three of us. And at this range, I'm a real Fredrick Zoller.

[AroundTheCorner]

- 25th Hour

http://www.youtube.com/v/5Za2k5wA3sk

[grenadier07]

From Blues Brothers.

Elwood - ****!
Jake - What?
Elwood - Rollers.
Jake - No.
Elwood - Yeah.
Jake - ****!

Elwood - Illinois Nazis.
Jake - I hate Illinois Nazis.

[bd popeye]

Edward G Robinson the the movie "Destroyer" circa 1943..It was a film about a destroyer.

At the end of the move Robinson character DC1 Steve Boleslavski leaves the ship for the last time. As he walks down the gangway he looks back at his shipmates and says.."Remember boys..swagger when you walk" and he swaggered on down the pier..

[Lt-Col A. Tack]

The Eiger Sanction

Dr. Hemlock ...

...I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your course.
I've never felt this close to art before.

How nice.

But I have a problem.

How terrible.

If I don't keep my "B" average, I'll lose my scholarship...
...and I don't think I'll do well on your final exam.

I've gained a whole new feeling about art...
...but sometimes you can't put your true feelings down on paper.

How true.

If there was anything I could do to raise my grade...
...l'd be willing to do anything.

Anything at all, really? Do you realize the implications of that offer?

Are you busy this evening?

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/e/eiger-sanction-script-transcript-eastwood.html

[khalifah]

Holy thread revival Batman!!:)


We Deal in Lead, Friend....

just try and name the movie...


...All those Moments will be lost, like...tears...in ...Rain...
Blade Runner

[LineDoggie]

just try and name the movie...
the Magnificent 7

[Evolv5]

"**** it, I'm gay!"

Drummer from Stillwater in the movie Almost Famous, thinking that he's about to die in a plane crash. He doesn't in the end.

[LineDoggie]

"That was LUDICROUS, sir. You're jumping from an aeroplane, not a whorehouse window. Do it again."

"Some of you know me already! Those of you who don't are in for a great, big ****in' surprise! For those of you who do can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they can remember! Any man here who steps out of line and I will kill stone dead, it will not worry me in the slightest! There are no Queen's regulations here! When I say jump, you ask how high,Do I make myself clear? I want to hear it! Do I make myself clear? RIGHT! On the command Right and Left turn, A and B squads turn to the right, C and D squads turn to the left. SQUADS! Right and Left TURN! Right! Let's drive for our first heart attack shall we!"


The Wild Geese, RSM Sandy Young

[khalifah]

yer sir, maybe it wasnt so unknown... : /

[FrankBooth]

Don't care if I posted it already, just one more time.


Bod****er: I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm just not making myself clear. I don't want to **** with you, Sal. But I got the connections. I got the sales organization. I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop ass that you'll **** snow for a year.

Sal: Frankie, blow this cocksucker's head off.[both Clarence's and Sal's henchmen draw their guns]

Bod****er: Oooh. Guns, guns, guns.

C'mon, Sal. The Tigers are playing...[slaps the table] tonight. I never miss a game.

[Gleipnir]

"No decision is easy, Sue... it only looks that way when you're young.
When you're older... everything is complicated. There is no black and white. Only grey...
but our society bases momentous decisions - decisions about the right to die, about abortion, about terminal illness, prolonged coma, transplantation-
decisions about life and death. But society isn't deciding. Congress isn't deciding! The courts aren't deciding! Religion isn't deciding!
Why? Because society is leaving it up to us! The experts!"

-Richard Widmark as Dr. George Harris in Coma (directed by Michael Crichton)

[Glaz]

I dunno if this was posted before, my favorite Pulp Fiction scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HenZ4Z7w0qM

[Victor1]

GYSGT Hartman: did your parents have any children that lived?
PVTPYLE:Yes sir!
GYSGT Hartman: Well I bet they regret that!!!!!



GYSGT Hartman: Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

TP

Laughed my ass off when I saw that for the first time, nearly pissed myself.

[LineDoggie]

Don't care if I posted it already, just one more time.


Bod****er: I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm just not making myself clear. I don't want to **** with you, Sal. But I got the connections. I got the sales organization. I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop ass that you'll **** snow for a year.

Sal: Frankie, blow this cocksucker's head off.[both Clarence's and Sal's henchmen draw their guns]

Bod****er: Oooh. Guns, guns, guns.

C'mon, Sal. The Tigers are playing...[slaps the table] tonight. I never miss a game.
Gotta be Robocop, no?

[Laconian]

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Have we anything resembling a plan?
Herger the Joyous: Mm-hm. Ride till we find them... and kill them all.

and

Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: My mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Buliwyf: 'Lo, there do I see...
Herger the Joyous: The line of my people...
Edgtho the Silent: Back to the beginning.
Weath the Musician: 'Lo, they do call to me.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: They bid me take my place among them.
Buliwyf: Iin the halls of Valhalla...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Where the brave...
Herger the Joyous: May live...
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: ...forever.

-The 13th Warrior

[FrankBooth]

You got it, LD.


http://www.youtube.com/v/KDQ_f8wnhIQ

[AroundTheCorner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjs0T1jXn5w&playnext_from=TL&videos=PrnfFl5YHpk
Explains itself

[randir14]

Too long to write the whole thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5OookwOoY

[T-5 Killer]

From Blues Brothers.

Elwood - Illinois Nazis.
Jake - I hate Illinois Nazis.
One of the best for sure!

From Heartbreak Ridge

Gunny Sgt Thomas Highway "Now it's my will against yours and you will lose. So don't forget, 0600. That's six o'clock in the morning for those of you who don't habla."

Gunny Sgt Thomas Highway"Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine"

Gunny Sgt Thomas Highway" You pump the neighbor's dog again, Jakes, or are you always slack eyed and silly in the afternoon."

Gunny Sgt Thomas Highway"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning."

[SBL]

"Well Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented."

[kitatatsumi]

Seven Samurai

Kyuzo: ".....killed two"

[SpankyMcCollins]

Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
Dale Doback: Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.

From Step Brothers.

Also Die Hard
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John Mclane: Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.