A new meaning to 'Drink like a Fish'

[He219]

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Divers feed champagne to a fresh water pike in a lake near Opole, Poland January 1, 2004. Three Polish divers face a police investigation 8 for possible illegal fishing and animal abuse during an outdoor New Year's party. 'They may have committed offenses of poaching and maltreating a fish,' said Maria Niedziolka of the National Fishing Authority, which notified police of the incident. (Nowa Trybuna Opolska/******* - Handout)

rofl

[Guttorm]

JE- ZEZ!
rofl

Cops there has TOO little to do.

[EvanL]

This reminds me of a story i heard once of some RCMP guys dressing a moose up in clothes and feeding it beer.

[memphiz]

thats hilarious rofl

[NcDeuce]

I witnessed a bunch of people feeding a dog loads of beer at a party this past summer. Good times, rofl

[EvanL]

I witnessed a bunch of people feeding a dog loads of beer at a party this past summer. Good times, rofl
If you knew what happened to that dog afterwards it wouldnt be so funny. Most animals that are fed alcohol die.

[NcDeuce]

It got woozy and stumbled about but it lived. It's still rofl

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Police Pick Up Drunk, Disorderly Dog


Monday, August 27, 2001 - ISRAEL


"...ask of all that flees, all that sighs,
all that revolves, all that sings,
all that speaks, ask of these the hour;
and wind and wave and star and bird and timepiece will answer you:
'It is the hour to be drunken!' "

C. Baudelaire, Enivrez-vous

TEL AVIV — Israel Army radio recently reported a bizarre account of an intoxicated dog annoying the neighborhood with its loud "singing".

According to the report, Israeli police were investigating a complaint of an unusually loud barking emanating from an apartment flat in Tel Aviv when they found the inebriated canine source with a human drinking buddy in an equally sloshed condition. After sobering up, the man explained the story to the authorities:

The dog was a stray which he had found in the street the night before. After offering the wanderer some food and a bath, the man further extended his hospitality in offering his new best friend a glass of vodka.

Apparently they got to telling old war stories, and several more drinks were consumed. Around sunrise, the dog decided to impress the man with a canine rendition of "How Dry I Am"
(or was it "Melancholy Baby"?)—thus leading to the commotion.

Silly Isreal

[Marxist203]

Caption: GWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Falco]

It's like making a frog smoke :lol:

[pAt]

i herd stories about a Duck being drunk lol really funny