Some good advice...

[Haiw]

NEVER eat 8 kiwis in a row... My tongue burns :(

[Rantanplan]

You know that you must peel them before eating? ;)

[spectre5]

Never shave your pubichair (even if it seems like a good idea when you are drunk)

Never shave your beard when you are drunk either.

Let's see what else... Never drink homemade alcohol..

t.
Antti Korpela

[MolliG]

NEVER eat 8 kiwis in a row... My tongue burns :(

Didn't you let them cool, after I guess, roasting them?

http://www.bestwestern.co.nz/images/kiwi.jpg

;) :lol:

[Roger Rabbit]

Err the birds, fruit or the people?

[Haiw]

The green fruity ones.

[Argyll]

........and if you do eat 8 kiwi's in a row make sure the route to the toliet ain't blocked!!!!!!!

[Seraphim]

I love slicing them in half and eating them with a spoon.

[Haiw]

Thats what I did, but after 8 (or 16 halves) of them my tongue felt like I burned gasoline on it...

[stuntman]

Thats what I did, but after 8 (or 16 halves) of them my tongue felt like I burned gasoline on it...
I don't think it's the kiwi's I think it's the girls you mess with!
Please use condoms.

[Haiw]

As a virgin I'll just take that as a compliment. ;)

[Opening Batsman]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/593/kiwirw4.jpg

[TheKiwi]

Thread necromancy. It lives, it lives. 4 and 1/2 years dead and you bring it back to life.

[kosse]

I love slicing them in half and eating them with a spoon.
x2. This is the only correct way to eat a kiwi.

[ShotOver]

I wonder if he's still a virgin...

Auzzzie, you need a hobby mate - go to the gym or something, just because it's the wet season doesn't mean you should be sitting around doing sweet f all...

[smalandian]

Auzzzie: ^^^^ Hahahaha....I seeee..

[Opening Batsman]

Muahahaha...


Auzzzie, you need a hobby mate - go to the gym or something, just because it's the wet season doesn't mean you should be sitting around doing sweet f all...

:-(

It's OK, dress inspections and room inspections for this Saturday morning. I'll be occupied. Yay!

[Hawkeye]

I wonder if he's still a virgin...


I'm guessing he is.

[Red Command NZ]

KIWI FRUIT dammit KIWI FRUIT!!!:bash:


p-)

trying to get people to call me Kiwi and not New Zealandish is a pain in the arse, and so is people saying that Australia and New Zealand are "basically the same thing, right??":cantbeli:

[digrar]

There's the language barrier for starters!

[Opening Batsman]

trying to get people to call me Kiwi and not New Zealandish is a pain in the arse, and so is people saying that Australia and New Zealand are "basically the same thing, right??":cantbeli:

It is only a matter of time...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6hlFcnkGY-o

[ShotOver]

Auzzzie, you got that "I'm so beached, bro" one? My word that is some funny ****.

[Opening Batsman]

I have it permanently open in a window in the background in case I want to watch it at short notice.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

[ShotOver]

Ya gut aney plunktun? rofl

[Evolv5]

You know that you must peel them before eating? ;)


That's not true!

I've started to eat them with the peel, and they sure taste even better!

Just make sure to give them a good rinse before hand, and get rid of that sticker.

[Bushranger]

I have it permanently open in a window in the background in case I want to watch it at short notice.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA

That clip is a classic can watch it over & over & never gets boring....... want a chep.roflrofl

[Opening Batsman]

Bru, you're heaps beached eh?

[ShotOver]

Go and die in a fire.

[PUG]

I think you really like me p-)

No one does.

[Red Command NZ]

There's the language barrier for starters!
no, most of the people i go out with all speak English actually more speak German than Italian

[Red Command NZ]

It is only a matter of time...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6hlFcnkGY-o

and you sir can KISS MY ARSE:slap:

p-)

[Dinges]

There's the language barrier for starters!


And throw into the mix. Them funny Saffie words.

[toki]

no, most of the people i go out with all speak English actually more speak German than Italian

Lern German.